Cougar Town by Bill Lawrence and Kevin Biegel ... - Zen 134237

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19.ACT TWOINT. THE WESTSIDE BAR - CONTINUOUSJules enters to see Florida’s idea of a Manhattan bar. Youngpeople interact with older men and cougars. MS. PRITCHETTNOW PROUDLY FLAUNTS HER NEW BOOBS IN A TANK TOP.LAURIELook, she’s getting used to them.(re: Jules)You seem nervous. Say somethingjudgmental about me, that alwaysloosens you up.JULESYou can’t wear fake nails on justone hand. It looks insane.LAURIEI only had four left. And this isthe hand I smoke with. Better?(Jules nods)First round’s on me.Laurie goes to the bar. Barb approaches looking different;tight dress, heels, make-up -- She is Barb, QUEEN COUGAR.JULESBarb? What are you doing here?BARBARAHaving a glass of Pinot with mysister, trying to score some dick.JULESOh, well... Good luck with that. Ihave to go over here.Jules turns away KNOCKING INTO MATT (26, attractive). Hisdrink explodes all over his shirt. He looks at Jules.JULES (CONT’D)Hi, I’m Jules.TIME CUT TO:LAURIE LOOKS OVER AT Jules and Matt now in mid-conversation.JULES (CONT’D)... I can’t believe you went tocollege in London. I always wantedto do stuff like that.MATTWhy didn’t you?
20.JULESYou know how it goes. I wasnineteen, met a guy, startedthinking with my hoo-hoo, and boom--I jammed out a kid.(finishes drink)Boy, you are hot as balls. Sorry,this is my second drink and allI’ve eaten today is finger skin.MATTGross. Want me to get you a water?JULESYeah, but have them put it in adrink glass with a lime so I stilllook cool.Matt exits, REVEALING BARB, who mouths “hit that”. Julesturns to see Ms. Pritchett all over a young man. Jules looksat a MIRROR and sees herself surrounded by youth (guys inbaseball hats, young girls, etc.). HORRIFIED, JULES LEAVES.EXT. JULES’ HOUSE - NIGHTCUT TO:As Jules EXITS A CAB, she sees GRAYSON with another YOUNGCLUB GIRL (24). She yells across the street:JULESStop having sex with babies!GRAYSON(calmly to girl)That’s my new friend.INT. JULES’ HOUSE - CONTINUOUSJules enters to a ringing phone. She answers it.INT. ELLE’S DEN - CONTINUOUSElle sits on the phone, by a Scrabble board. WE INTERCUT.ELLEI can’t believe you stood me up.I’m so pissed at you--JULESSorry, sorry, I totally forgot.I’ll be right over.Jules hangs up and rushes upstairs, then:TIME CUT TO:
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Page 3 and 4: 2.JULESAw, Tad, your math teacher,
Page 5: 4.JULESGraphic. Why so pissy?I’m
Page 8 and 9: 7.The young man, NOW SHIRTLESS, ENT
Page 10 and 11: 9.GRAYSONWhen was the last time you
Page 12 and 13: 11.ELLE (CONT'D)He’d be Spencer i
Page 14 and 15: 13.LAURIEFriends look out. It’s l
Page 16 and 17: 15.JULES(smiles, hands over check)H
Page 18 and 19: 17.JULESWell, I can’t find my fav
Page 22 and 23: 21.Jules (hair up, wearing sweats)
Page 24 and 25: 23.ELLE (V.O.)...No matter how hot
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Page 28 and 29: 27.JULESNo one in the world is mean
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Page 32 and 33: 31.LAURIE (CONT'D)(Jules pulls her
Page 34 and 35: 33.JULESHey, before you go, I want

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