Aloha - Hoover Library

Our £Iass Jllpbab¢t.B is for Baker, of Frederick town,A football man of great renown.He's early to bed and early (?) to rise,At missing inspection he'd win the first prize.C is for Caton, a Cerebral Curiosity,He has a Consummate Cephalic Capacity.He Cusses the Cook and Carps at the dinner,And Cracks his thin jokes-the Cranky old sinner....D is for Dickey, a quiet recluse,And never a soul did he abuse .He meets all the girls alike with a frown,And says he won't marry in this old town.D stands for Dixon-we call him Grand-Pap-Who eats so much hominy, sausage and strap.He wants to change diet-a serious question-He says it has ruined his "saw-mill" digestion.D stands for Douglass is what I am told;Try a joke on him and you will be sold.He has a good brain, but scarcely a threadOf hair will you finc! on top of his head.H is for Henry and Hartsell, too,Who is outclassed as a joker by few.His head is quite small,His mouth is a whacker,Exactly four sizesToo large for a cracker.132