Aloha - Hoover Library

Hall. She doesn't make all the noise. Members shall not be subject to a (r)restas long as boys are in the school. They shall be allowed to roam around the hallsunmolested between 7 A. M. and 10 P. M. After lOP. M. they must watch outfor water, molasses, tin cans and other articles.SEC. 7. All bills for raising revenue must originate in the head of the president,and the Faculty must concur, or they will incur the ill will of the president,which will be an ill occurrence. All bills must be signei by the president beforethey become rules. If the Faculty pass a bill in the absence of the president, onhis return it must be submitted to him. If he signs it, it becomes a rule. If hevetoes it, it is all over with it and the originator must resign.8EC. 8. The Faculty shall have the power to impose duties and exercises onthe students; to scare all the new students nearly crallY; to lay" general damage"tax when building needs repairing; to borrow money to build alumni halls, etc.; tocoin money in any way they oan; to amend this Constitution at will; to establishpostoffice and mail routes for "strikes" (these must not be fee-mail routes); todefine and punish" serious offences" and coufine the offenders; to see that there isplenty of steam in the radiators on a hot day, and that on the approach of a coldday the steam is immediately shut off-this must never be neglected; and to makeall laws which they deem necessary and proper for carrying into execution the foregoingpowers.SEC. 9. No tax shall be laid on articles imported from home. No money shall bedrawn from the treasury by a member of the Faculty if not ordered by the Faculty,unless a member can slip it out in the dark. Faculty shall have no power to alterthe law of gravitation; to keep boys from going back to bed between 7 and 7.01A. M.; to prevent the exchange of clandestine" billet deux" (even if the" Billies"do try to stop it).ARTICLE II.SECl'[QN 1. The exeeuti ve power shall he vested in a president and secretary.They shall be elected semi-occasionally by the same Board of Trustees. They shall"squeeze in" to office until they get tired, or until the trustees get tired of them.The meanness of the students mustn't count.SEC. 2. Before entering upon the execution of his office, the president shalltake the following oath of office: "I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully executethe office of president, and the students, too, if necessary; and I will, to thebest of my ability, preserve and pickle the Faculty and defend this Constitution."SEC. 3. The right honorable gentleman previously known as "Mister" shallnow be recognized as the" Most High and Mighty." 'I'his appellation shall by thestudents be abbreviated and take on the more dignified form of "Doc.". SEC. 4. '],11epresident shall look out for things in general and for himself inparticular. He shall have power to convene the Faculty on extraordinary occa-173