Aloha - Hoover Library

SOME MISSESWbOSt namtS Wtrt misstd in tbt elass Rolls.CHE names of some of the Misses in our school were unavoidably missedin making up the class rolls. This mistreatment was not meant, and wetake this opportunity to remedy the mistake. So we give their namesbelow, and also a few of their characteristics, which we trust will not beamiss. A miss does not like to be spoken ill of, but we hope our object in thiswill not be misconstrued.Miss Ann Thropy is well known to. the girls and associates with some ofthem. She has a great antipathy for boys and is miserable in their presence.Miss B. Lief is known everywhere. She is most likely to be found where"Scrappy" is telling the boys of some of his wonderful mishaps. But even sheis not as well known as Miss B. Havior. For this miss is mistress of the school.Among the bDYSshe is a mischief maker and is very popular, but she is despisedand mistreated bv the Faculty. By them she is frequently mistaken for hercousin, Miss Conduct. She, too, is mischievous, but her motives are frequentlymisinterpreted and the teachers misled, thus misname her Rowdy Ism. She isoften associated with Miss M. Ployment.You students of psychology, have you ever known Miss Conception? Andyou mathematicians, have you ever seen Miss Cal Q. Lation? I think you have.I am sure you who have studied book-keeping have often been worried by MissN. Try. She worries you just as soon as you misplace or miscount figures.Some of these misses are rarely heard of in the school. Now it is only aroundthe card table we hear of Miss Deal. One is very wicked and will steal. When aboy misses his "pony" he blames it upon Miss Appropriation. Miss Carry is fondof planning, and all plans, no matter what they may be, are bound to Miss Carry.And while Fortune favors only a few, his sister, Miss Fortune, looks favorablyupon us all. Among other names we find Miss L. Laney, Miss D. Meanor andMiss 1. M. Prove. Finaly, at Christmas, we have the pleasure of seeing MissL. Toe.We hope we have misquoted no names, nor by mischance misreported anything.Perhaps we have mispelled some names, but this will not cause anyoneto mispronounce them.If there is a miss whose name we have missed, she must acquaint us withthe fact, but do 110t misdirect the letter or we will miss being informed.171