B2 }} The port lavaca wave WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 26, 2012ENTERTAINMENTPUZZLES & FUN FOR EVERYONEACROSS1 TX Motor Speedwayevent5 TXism: “fits likeugly __ __ ape”6 TXism: “worthlessas a four-____flush”7 Midland AM radio8 stat for RangerYu Darvish9 home of DyessAir Force Base16 Boot Hill inscription:“____ in Peace”18 prosecuted one21 Taylor, Comanche,or Polk, e.g. (abbr.)22 TX DabneyColeman ‘80 film:“____ to Five”23 TX-born “Ike”signed treaty withChinese on___wan (‘55)24 TX George Jones’“Things HaveGone to ______”30 noncombatants:conscientious_________34 Traveling Wilburyshad TX Orbison &this Petty (init.)35 spend money tomake money36 TXism: “como____”(How are you?)37 TXism: “___ __from the horse’smouth”39 TXism: “write slow‘cause he ________ ____”43 TXism for stupidperson44 TXism: “do-rightboys” (2 wds.)45 noted Cougar cagerElvin in 1964-68 (init.)46 this Auberjonois was“Odo” on “Star Trek:Deep Space Nine”47 Rockport, TX annualColumbus Dayfestival49 accuse someone ofinsanity (2 wds.)52 Noah’s boat24 25 26 27353953 TXism: “I’d have__ get better todie” (sick)54 “El Paso del ______ Norte”(early name)55 “if _______possible”58 former TX hurlerVan Poppel59 iced ___60 former Astro GMSmith61 citrus drink endingDOWN1 moveable chair2 4,840 sq. yardsof TX land (2 wds.)3 TX convict wholed ‘74 Huntsvilleprison siege4 TXism: “tie up theloose ____”9 newspapersolicitation444752281 2 3 456TEXASCROSSWORDby Charley & Guy Orbison7Copyright 2012 by Orbison Bros.8 9 10 11 12 13 14 1516 17 18192940215510 San Antonio streetnamed for TV doc11 TXism: “__ __was any better, thesheriff wouldn’tallow it”12 NBC host Jay13 pep14 Bismarck’s state(abbr.)15 TXism: “could ___through a crowbar”(hot chili)17 TXism: “put __ _______ a shovel”(bury)19 “N” of NRA20 walked quietly24 math pastry?25 abbr. for a TX corp.26 TX “Desperate”actress Longoria30 31 32585960612236 3741 42 43534856 5727 TX oil cost in1902: three ______ barrel28 “Texas Carnival”actress swimmerWilliams29 TXism: “talked ablue ______”31 this “Rip” wasmayor of Austin &Brownsville, & TXRanger capt. (init.)32 Love Field abbr.3345 4649 50 515423383420P-109433 flew high38 Six Flags Over TXis a _____ park40 Santa’s helper41 high school classof Fort Stocktonor Mabank42 in Milam Co. on 7948 lopsided Fridaynight victory50 TX high schoolsports org.51 TX 4-octavesinger Orbison56 Dallas Mav coachDick (‘80-’96)57 TXism: “you’rebuying oats for _____ horse”Strange but trueNow here’s a tipBy JoAnn DersonIt was iconic pop artist AndyWarhol who made the followingobservation: “Employees makethe best dates. You don’t haveto pick them up, and they’realways tax deductible.”At one time in Alabama, it wasillegal to wear a false mustacheto church.The English word “toast” todescribe a piece of brownedbread comes from the Latinword “tostare,” which means“roasted.” The word “toast”to mean kind words spokenwhile sharing wine also comesfrom the same root, thoughin a roundabout way. In theMiddle Ages, wine was notalways of the highest quality;as a gesture of goodwill andhospitality to guests, a piece oftoast was sometimes added toimprove the flavor. Eventually(as vintages improved, onemight assume), the brownedbread was forgotten and onlythe words remained.You might be surprised tolearn that the man who was thelead designer for the originalGI Joe action figure alsodesigned the inaugural medalfor the John F. Kennedy-LyndonJohnson administration.If you’re an arachnophobe,it you probably don’t want toknow that a tarantula can livefor up to two years withouteating a thing.Have you ever noticed thesmall bumps that seem to coveryour tongue? Many people thinkthat these are taste buds. 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