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○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○ ○Lorig2013The Dearest of AllIn the middle of nowhere,Found no path of own.I glanced at the sky;Saw the moon smiling at me.Bright moonlight and twinkling starsHigh up in the night skyHelped to cleanse my pathAnd let me see the heaven on earth.When I was all aloneIn the place which was not at all secureDreaming about own futureYou stood by my sideShowed me the way to survive.You would run thousands of milesWith all your mightBe it the day or the nightJust to see me smile.How fast the water may flow,How big I may grow,I would remain as a child for youIn all the times to come.You don’t even care for your own needsFor my wants to comfort me.Love you mother and fatherThe dearest of all.Karma 11 Sci AA Thousand Kilometer WalkThe day was quite gloomyExerting certain degreeOf pressure in my mindI was all alone, wandering…To my utter astonishment,I heard a cheerful voice!Calling my name now and thenFrom the east direction.May be it was my destiny-call.As I approached near the voiceIt was a graceful girlWe walked along the small creekAmidst the fluttering flowers.I launched to pluck one andHanded over to herAs a symbol for unity forever.What a gleeful day, it was.The sky suddenly got darkenedAnd started to rain.I made a dash through the rain, wetAnd walked in the soggy ground.My leg felt the soft furry blanketAnd I was in my bed,Eyes wet with tears of joy.Ah! What a dream.Tshering Dorji 11 comDefinitions that were rejected by OxfordDoctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and later kills you with his bills.Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.Atom Bomb : An invention to end all inventions.Rumour : News that travels faster than the speed of sound.Classic : A book, which people praise, but do not read.Dictionary: The only place where divorce comes before marriage.Marriage : An agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman gains her masters.Father : A banker provided by nature.Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.Optimist : A person who starts taking a bath incase he accidentally falls into a river.Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.Etc : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be donetogether.IT Professional : One who is paid for sending and receiving such Emails.An education isn’t how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It’sbeing able to differentiate between what you know and what you don’t.Anatole France10