SOUTHERN FOOTBALL NETBALL LEAGUECoaches BoardsFund Raising ConceptsAir Horn & Time Keeping ClocksSherrin FootballsSuppliers to local football clubsof training requirements including:Tackle & Bump BagsTeam Drink Bottles & CarriersTrophiesAll Other Training EquipmentIF IT’S NOT A SHERRIN, IT’S JUST NOT FOOTBALLWE DELIVER TO YOU!!! - Normally within 48 hoursIf we don’t stock it, ask and we may be able to get it for you, or locate a supplierSee us at: www.agradeclubsupplies.com.au - Email: agradeclubsupplies@netspace.net.auPhone: 03- 9723 2000 - Phil Cooper direct: 0418 307 267Shop 57-59 Mt Dandenong Road, Croydon, VIC 3136 (next door to Croydon Car Sales)PO Box 22, East Ringwood, VIC, 3135UMPIRE’S CORNER / THE WHITE KNIGHTOn Thursday week, August 20, we arecelebrating the end of the regular season withour traditional “Last Supper” after training. Thevenue will now be the clubrooms at BrickerReserve where a Spit Roast will be served.For those umpires who will not be involved infinals, this is a great way to finish up the year,and for those running finals, a last Thursdaywithout the tension of finals appointments. ALLumpires are requested to make every effort toattend. The evening should finish up just after8.30pm.Brad Lowe’s forum last week on the threeumpire system was interrupted on severaloccasions by the pitter patter of little (Lowe)feet. “You’ll need to be quite because Daddy’sspeaking”, whispered Carmel. “He’s my daddy,not yours” was the reply! Carmel was supposedto be at home looking after husband Nigel, whowas recuperating from coronary artery surgery,but instead found herself trying to prevent Nigelfrom running the canteen after training. At leastNigel allowed others to shift the food and drinksupplies back to Bricker after our three weeksat Moorleigh Reserve, after the White Knightthreatened to apply CPR if the exertions provedtoo much for him.History was made at Keysborough last weekwhen the two field umpires’ SFL/ESCFA gamestallies totalled over <strong>16</strong>00 games, and theirages averaged almost 70!!!! If their games inother competitions had been included, therewould have been over 2000 games of fieldumpiring experience on the field. This must bea world record!! Interested spectators at thegame include Peter Martin’s alleged love child,Xavier Martin, who told his fellow spectatorsthat Peter was too old to have been his dad!After making history last week, Neville “Nifty”Gardner is not adding to his tally today as heis attending a 50th anniversary reunion for theBox Hill Pioneers’ 1965 premiership team. Whata marvel Neville is, with over fifty years of onfieldinvolvement in open age football!Anthony Steward is back umpiring after ahorrific motor bike accident some weeks agothat left with a very swollen hip. Unfortunately,Stewie’s bike appears to have gone to the greatscrap-yard in the sky!Spectators on occasion have suggestedthat our umpires’ performances can belikened to sewerage (presumably likeningour performances to the positive impact thatfertiliser has on plants). At Highett two weeksago, the senior umpires were forced to detouron their way back to the rooms as the seweragesystem had become overloaded, and the areain front of the rooms resembled the CarrumTreatment Works. Our team very nearly endedup in the s***! The grass should be very greenthere for the rest of the season.Next season, we will not only run as well as ourAFL colleagues but will wear the same greenand grey uniform. To make sure that you haveyour uniform in time for the 20<strong>16</strong> season youcan pre-order now by following the links atwww.sflumpires.comThe SFLUA would like to pass on its sincerecondolences to David Mandelbaum and hisfamily on the passing of his father.We will celebrate the Division 3 Grand Finalappointments with a meal after training onThursday September 10. The annual AwardsNight (which includes the Grand Finalappointments) will be held from 7pm onWednesday September <strong>16</strong> at the HuntingdaleGold Club, Windsor Ave, South Oakleigh. Thecost of these functions is included in yourmembership fees.Remember that:“We Bounce, We Blow, The Rules We Know”70 | SFNL RECORD 2015 WWW.SFNL.COM.AU | 71
SOUTHERN FOOTBALL NETBALL LEAGUE2015 SFNL LEADING GOAL KICKERSDIVISION 1 SENIORSPLAYER/CLUBTHISWEEKTOTALMark Ryan East Malvern 7 59James Morris Mordialloc 5 50Stewart Scanlon Clayton 2 49Travis Ridgway St Pauls 2 41Philip Smith East Brighton 4 38Daniel Farmer Dingley 0 36Patrick Nicholls Cheltenham 0 36Nick Scanlon Clayton 4 30Matthew Ravenall Mordialloc 0 28Dean Francis Dingley 1 26DIVISION 2 SENIORSPLAYER/CLUBTHISWEEKTOTALTyson King Keysborough 0 56David Velardo Oakleigh District 0 52Scott Fiora Hampton 6 41Khaled Kandakji Oakleigh District 7 37Joel Hanlon Hampton 0 36Adam Connell Caulfield 0 33Lachlan Morrey Springvale District 3 33Benjamin Evans Skye 0 29Matthew Jamieson Heatherton 0 28Trevor Kumetaitis Heatherton 2 27DIVISION 3 SENIORSPLAYER/CLUBTHISWEEKTOTALTrevor March C.P.L 3 72Luke Galle Mt Waverley 5 58Shane Peake Endeavour Hills 0 53Thomas Dewar Black Rock 0 39Trent Davey Moorabbin 0 39Frank Martinicchio Ashwood 1 37Matt Neve Hallam 0 36Paul Wineberg Ashwood 4 36Christopher Meyers Ashwood 0 33James Dent C.P.L 2 31UNDER 19sPLAYER/CLUBTHISWEEKTOTALMadison Talarico Dingley 5 81Xavier Pauli St Kilda City 1 66Tyson Ross Skye 1 33Christian Gabbert Oakleigh District 1 31Zach Allen Hampton 0 30Shaun Cusack Cheltenham 4 27Carmine Scimia Dingley 1 20Shane Thomas Hallam 3 20Joshua Mondano Bentleigh 3 19Jake Halasz St Pauls 0 18DIVISION 1 RESERVESPLAYER/CLUBTHISWEEKTOTALStefan Feehan Dingley 0 49Mitchell Stevens Cheltenham 5 46Leigh Moore Dingley 8 45Corey Pearce Clayton 2 43Ben Padula East Malvern 1 37Sam Williams Dingley 7 33Kane Davidson Dingley 0 28Cameron Roughead East Malvern 7 27Jack Crameri Clayton 2 25Ashwin Jayaselan Mordialloc 1 24DIVISION 2 RESERVESPLAYER/CLUBTHISWEEKTOTALMathew Poore Skye 12 76Christopher Lacey Springvale District 3 47Michael Kalviskis Skye 0 43Bradley Scott Keysborough 1 28Davor Rajic Keysborough 0 25Jamie Gasio Highett 3 25Christofer Cappelleri Oakleigh District 6 24Jaiden Peters Hampton 0 23Warwick Hanks Keysborough 0 22Christopher McCann Skye 0 21DIVISION 3 RESERVESPLAYER/CLUBTHISWEEKTOTALWilliam Kruss Moorabbin 2 39Clinton Gottinger Lyndale 0 38James Morrey Ashwood 3 38Clinton Jarrett Endeavour Hills 1 32Tarquin Booth Ashwood 0 32Kaine Bundy Dandenong 0 29Mark Frenken Sandown 0 29Troy Lange South Yarra 0 29Michael Lobb Moorabbin 1 27Richard Brand Black Rock 0 27THIRDS - REDPLAYER/CLUBTHISWEEK TOTALMatthew McCormick Sandown 2 46Troy Docherty Skye 0 42Jayden Cameron South Yarra 0 37Bradley Dyer Skye 0 33Trevor Milne South Yarra 1 24THIRDS - BLUEJoshua Keyt Dingley 3 43Bailey Fisher Cerberus 0 30Peter Rizzi Dingley 3 27Tom Binghams Cerberus 0 27Daniel Knopers Cheltenham 0 2472 | SFNL RECORD 2015
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