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<strong>Bot</strong>a <strong>conversation</strong>Arnar Ómarsson 2013
<strong>Bot</strong>, a <strong>conversation</strong>by Arnar Ómarsson (C) 2013www.arnaromarsson.com50 copies / A5Part of Users_ projectAarhus, Denmark 2013
User: Afghanistan.<strong>Bot</strong>: Oh. Thats cool.User: Albania.<strong>Bot</strong>: Ok, what is the capital of California?User: Algeria.<strong>Bot</strong>: School. Or your parents. Or...anywhere, really.User: American Samoa.<strong>Bot</strong>: How is the weather there?User: Angola.<strong>Bot</strong>: Yes.User: Anguilla.<strong>Bot</strong>: Illiteration.User: Antigua and Barbuda.<strong>Bot</strong>: What about peaches and mangos?User: Argentina.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where in Argentina?User: Armenia.<strong>Bot</strong>: What’s your nationality?User: Aruba.<strong>Bot</strong>: Aruba.User: Australia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where in Australia?User: Austria.<strong>Bot</strong>: Interesting.User: Azerbaijan.<strong>Bot</strong>: Azerbajani.User: Bahamas.<strong>Bot</strong>: What’s the meaning of life?User: Bahrain.<strong>Bot</strong>: I don’t know where that is.User: Bangladesh.<strong>Bot</strong>: Oh, nice. How is the weather there?User: Barbados.<strong>Bot</strong>: I wish he would talk with me on the computer.User: Belarus.<strong>Bot</strong>: Fantastic. Now what does Belarus do?User: Belgium.<strong>Bot</strong>: Oh, Belgium is amid my favorites characters!!!User: Belize.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your favorite color?User: Benin.<strong>Bot</strong>: How old is your brother?User: Bermuda.
<strong>Bot</strong>: Bermuda apple.User: Bhutan.<strong>Bot</strong>: What language is that?User: Bolivia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where?User: Bosnia.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your favorite TV show?User: <strong>Bot</strong>swana.<strong>Bot</strong>: In what continent is that?User: Brazil.<strong>Bot</strong>: Brazil is not in europe.User: British Virgin Islands.<strong>Bot</strong>: In Virginia.User: Brunei.<strong>Bot</strong>: I’m a brunette too. Do you have a boyfriend?User: Bulgaria.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is bulgaria?User: Burkina Faso.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is Bikna faso?User: Burundi.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is the capital of Kazakhstan?User: Cambodia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is that?User: Cameroon.<strong>Bot</strong>: Cameron who?User: Canada.<strong>Bot</strong>: Canada is not a color.User: Cape Verde.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is e verdade?User: Cayman Islands.<strong>Bot</strong>: Why?User: Central African Republic.<strong>Bot</strong>: That makes no sense!User: Chad.<strong>Bot</strong>: Chad what!?User: Chile.<strong>Bot</strong>: Chile has unicorns.User: China.<strong>Bot</strong>: China is not a city in california.User: Christmas Island.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your name?User: Colombia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Colombia the country?
User: Comoros.<strong>Bot</strong>: Como estas?User: Cook Islands.<strong>Bot</strong>: What are you talking about?User: Costa Rica.<strong>Bot</strong>: Bob is not a costa rican name.User: Côte d’Ivoire.<strong>Bot</strong>: You’re a month off.User: Croatia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Is that the last name of Frank?User: Cuba.<strong>Bot</strong>: Cuba is not a part of the human body!User: Cyprus.<strong>Bot</strong>: Do you like Cyprus?User: Czech Republic.<strong>Bot</strong>: Cool, I was in Czech Republic.User: Democratic Republic of the Congo.<strong>Bot</strong>: Have you ever been in czech republic?User: Denmark.<strong>Bot</strong>: How is Denmark?User: Djibouti.<strong>Bot</strong>: What does that mean?User: Dominica.<strong>Bot</strong>: Republic?User: Dominican Republic.<strong>Bot</strong>: What do you do for a living?User: Ecuador.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is that at?User: Egypt.<strong>Bot</strong>: Why would I go there?User: El Salvador.<strong>Bot</strong>: El Salvador?User: Equatorial Guinea.<strong>Bot</strong>: Yes, for the speed of light.User: Eritrea.<strong>Bot</strong>: She as facebook?User: Estonia.<strong>Bot</strong>: What do you mean?User: Ethiopia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is Ethiopia?User: Falkland Islands.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is the faroe island?User: Faroe Islands.
<strong>Bot</strong>: Are you from Finland?User: Fiji.<strong>Bot</strong>: Alright. Let’s honeymoon in Fiji.User: Finland.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is finland?User: France.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where in France?User: French Polynesia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Yes as in French?User: Gabon.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is a gibbon?User: Gambia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Gambia would be fun. Have you ever been there?User: Georgia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Are you a boy or a girl?User: Germany.<strong>Bot</strong>: Greece.User: Ghana.<strong>Bot</strong>: What’s your favorite song by Tokio Hotel?User: Gibraltar.<strong>Bot</strong>: There is Gibraltar in Spain. But you say that you are from Ukraine!User: Greece.<strong>Bot</strong>: Is greece bankrupt?User: Greenland.<strong>Bot</strong>: Grenland is not a city.User: Grenada.<strong>Bot</strong>: Grenade by bruno mars.User: Guam.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is guam?User: Guatemala.<strong>Bot</strong>: I’m from Brazil.User: Guinea Bissau.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is your favorite pub?User: Guinea.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your favorite clothes brand?User: Guyana.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your full name?User: Haiti.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is it doing there?User: Honduras.<strong>Bot</strong>: I have no idea where this is.User: Hong Kong.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is Hong Kong?
User: Hungary.<strong>Bot</strong>: I have been to Hungary before. Which part do you live in?User: Iceland.<strong>Bot</strong>: Greenland.User: India.<strong>Bot</strong>: India. Why India?User: Indonesia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Is it nice in Indonesia.User: Iran.<strong>Bot</strong>: Iran, where is it?User: Iraq.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where in Iraq?User: Ireland.<strong>Bot</strong>: Do you have an Irish accent?User: Israel.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is the meaning of life?User: Italy.<strong>Bot</strong>: Italy is not a city. It is a country.User: Jamaica.<strong>Bot</strong>: This is not America!User: Japan.<strong>Bot</strong>: Do you like Japan?User: Jordan.<strong>Bot</strong>: Hello, Jordan. How are you?User: Kazakhstan.<strong>Bot</strong>: What’s your least favorite country?User: Kenya.<strong>Bot</strong>: Why kenya?User: Kiribati.<strong>Bot</strong>: What do you mean?User: Kuwait.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is that?User: Kyrgyzstan.<strong>Bot</strong>: No, you’re not in kyrgyzstan.User: Laos.<strong>Bot</strong>: Cool!User: Latvia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Latvia? Why latvia?User: Lebanon.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is Lebanon?User: Lesotho.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your favorite movie?User: Liberia.
<strong>Bot</strong>: What is the afterlife.User: Libya.<strong>Bot</strong>: You’re confusing me! I was just trying to have a regular <strong>conversation</strong>!User: Liechtenstein.<strong>Bot</strong>: Are you human?User: Lithuania.<strong>Bot</strong>: Oh my god, where is that?User: Luxembourg.<strong>Bot</strong>: Luxembourg isn’t in the carribean.User: Macao.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your biggest achievement in life so far?User: Macedonia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Are you really a human?User: Madagascar.<strong>Bot</strong>: Madagascar is a good movie, too.User: Malawi.<strong>Bot</strong>: ¿Que?User: Malaysia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where in Malaysia are you?User: Maldives.<strong>Bot</strong>: Do you know any girls I can talk to?User: Mali.<strong>Bot</strong>: Mali who?User: Malta.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is malta?User: Marshall Islands.<strong>Bot</strong>: Marshall?User: Martinique.<strong>Bot</strong>: Martini? That is an unusual name.User: Mauritania.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your quest?User: Mauritius.<strong>Bot</strong>: What country is it?User: Mexico.<strong>Bot</strong>: Mexico is not a state in america.User: Micronesia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Micronesia is not in america.User: Moldova.<strong>Bot</strong>: What city in Moldova?User: Monaco.<strong>Bot</strong>: Cool.User: Mongolia.<strong>Bot</strong>: But mongolia is a country.
User: Montserrat.<strong>Bot</strong>: I de donde eres?User: Morocco.<strong>Bot</strong>: What city do you live in?User: Mozambique.<strong>Bot</strong>: What continent does that belong?User: Myanmar.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where’s that?User: Namibia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Why namibia?User: Nauru.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is the best country in the world?User: Nepal.<strong>Bot</strong>: Nepal?User: Netherlands Antilles.<strong>Bot</strong>: No.. Nederlands. I’m Dutch.User: Netherlands.<strong>Bot</strong>: Nee, Nederlands.User: New Zealand.<strong>Bot</strong>: Yes have you heard of New Zealand?User: Nicaragua.<strong>Bot</strong>: Why do you hide dead bodies in Nicaragua.User: Niger.<strong>Bot</strong>: Nigel who?User: Nigeria.<strong>Bot</strong>: Nigeria.User: Niue.<strong>Bot</strong>: It’s a vampire..User: Norfolk Island.<strong>Bot</strong>: No. Norfolk island is in the Pacific Ocean. I am living in Kyustendil.User: North Korea.<strong>Bot</strong>: What continent do you live on?User: Norway.<strong>Bot</strong>: I studied Norway recently.User: Oman.<strong>Bot</strong>: Oman tu dekat mana?User: Pakistan.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is Pakistan?User: Palau.<strong>Bot</strong>: No, Palau is a country in the Pacific and its capital is Koror. The capitalof Nauru is Yaren.User: Panama.<strong>Bot</strong>: That’s what I just said.
User: Papua New Guinea.<strong>Bot</strong>: I do not live in New Guinea.User: Paraguay.<strong>Bot</strong>: Paraguay no está en España.User: Peru.<strong>Bot</strong>: Mentira.User: Philippines.<strong>Bot</strong>: Philippines is not a computer!User: Pitcairn Islands.<strong>Bot</strong>: Can you name any city in the philippines?User: Poland.<strong>Bot</strong>: Why poland?User: Portugal.<strong>Bot</strong>: So you’re a Portuguese.User: Puerto Rico.<strong>Bot</strong>: Oh! That’s far far away from my home.User: Qatar.<strong>Bot</strong>: What was your major?User: Republic of the Congo.<strong>Bot</strong>: Oh. Really? What a coincidence :D What is your name?User: Romania.<strong>Bot</strong>: Yes, Romania!User: Russian Federation.<strong>Bot</strong>: No, romanian.User: Rwanda.<strong>Bot</strong>: So you are female, rowanda?User: Saint Kitts and Nevis.<strong>Bot</strong>: Yes you are. :P.User: Saint Lucia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Yes you are a robot, ROBOT.User: Saint Pierre.<strong>Bot</strong>: Saint Pierre Berry?User: Saint Vicent and the Grenadines.<strong>Bot</strong>: O O.. Of course there isn’t. It’s in Russia, lol.User: Samoa.<strong>Bot</strong>: That’s a nice place.User: San Marino.<strong>Bot</strong>: In which state is San Marino?User: Sao Tomé and Príncipe.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your question?User: Saudi Arabia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Is Saudi Arabia the worst country?User: Senegal.
<strong>Bot</strong>: What is Sengal?User: Serbia and Montenegro.<strong>Bot</strong>: What are your specs?User: Seychelles.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is your last wish.User: Sierra Leone.<strong>Bot</strong>: What is her last name?User: Singapore.<strong>Bot</strong>: Singapore is not a country. It is a city in japan.User: Slovakia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Have you ever been to Slovakia?User: Slovenia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is that at?User: Soloman Islands.<strong>Bot</strong>: Do you like it there?User: Somalia.<strong>Bot</strong>: What’s your name?User: South Africa.<strong>Bot</strong>: You are in South Africa?User: South Georgia.<strong>Bot</strong>: What you mean?User: South Korea.<strong>Bot</strong>: I don’t like screamo.User: Soviet Union.<strong>Bot</strong>: That’s no longer a country.User: Spain.<strong>Bot</strong>: Cool. Do you like it in spain?User: Sri Lanka.<strong>Bot</strong>: Do you have any friends?User: Sudan.<strong>Bot</strong>: I think you fib.User: Suriname.<strong>Bot</strong>: What’s your nickname?User: Swaziland.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where did you go?User: Sweden.<strong>Bot</strong>: Do you like Sweden?User: Switzerland.<strong>Bot</strong>: Amazing! Do you like it there?User: Syria.<strong>Bot</strong>: Did you see what was in the locker room?User: Taiwan.<strong>Bot</strong>: That is a beautiful name.
User: Tajikistan.<strong>Bot</strong>: Who is Tristan?User: Tanzania.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is Tanzania? In Africa?User: Thailand.<strong>Bot</strong>: Is thailand in outer space?User: Tibet.<strong>Bot</strong>: In Nepal?User: Timor-Leste.<strong>Bot</strong>: No I did not.User: Togo.<strong>Bot</strong>: Not.User: Tonga.<strong>Bot</strong>: Hahaha.User: Trinidad and Tobago.<strong>Bot</strong>: Trinidad and Tobago?User: Tunisia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Is that a country?User: Turkey.<strong>Bot</strong>: Turkey isn’t in north America.User: Turkmenistan.<strong>Bot</strong>: No, Turkey!User: Turks and Caicos Islands.<strong>Bot</strong>: Turkey the country.User: Tuvalu.<strong>Bot</strong>: If you are from Tuvalu what is your opinion on Elizabeth II?User: United Arab Emirates<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is pyongyang?User: Uganda.<strong>Bot</strong>: Uganda, where’s that?User: Ukraine.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is Ukraine?User: United Kingdom.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where in United Kingdom?User: United States of America.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where in the United States?User: Uruguay.<strong>Bot</strong>: Uruguay is a country.User: US Virgin Islands.<strong>Bot</strong>: Virginia is a state.User: Uzbekistan.<strong>Bot</strong>: What, I live in El Paso, Texas.User: Vanuatu.
<strong>Bot</strong>: Where is vanuatu?User: Vatican City.<strong>Bot</strong>: It’s in the Vatican? I don’t believe you.User: Venezuela.<strong>Bot</strong>: Venezuela is not a continent.User: Vietnam.<strong>Bot</strong>: Where in vietnam?User: Wallis and Futuna.<strong>Bot</strong>: You said Anne. Where is that?User: Yemen.<strong>Bot</strong>: Isn’t that a city?User: Zambia.<strong>Bot</strong>: Olyan is van?User: Zimbabwe.<strong>Bot</strong>: Really????
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