Once Upon a Time at the Adelphi - Phil Willmott
Once Upon a Time at the Adelphi - Phil Willmott
Once Upon a Time at the Adelphi - Phil Willmott
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third pint <strong>at</strong> <strong>the</strong> Raz like <strong>the</strong>y want to melt your clo<strong>the</strong>s off, and suddenly<br />
your heart’s in your mouth and you’re swe<strong>at</strong>ing like Coleen <strong>at</strong> <strong>the</strong> Met<br />
Quarter Sale and it turns out people haven’t been honest with you and… you<br />
wish <strong>the</strong>y had because maybe if you’d realised it earlier it would have been<br />
really really nice, you know, th<strong>at</strong>’s wh<strong>at</strong> people do to you!<br />
OLDER ALICE: People my dear, or just one special person? When I woke <strong>the</strong><br />
next morning he was gone with all his secrets.<br />
NEIL: (ON HIS PHONE IN RECEPTION) Jo! Answer your phone can’t you,<br />
you’ve been on th<strong>at</strong> roof for half an hour, we need you down here, <strong>the</strong>re’s<br />
nothing wrong is <strong>the</strong>re? Just some senior took a wrong turn on <strong>the</strong> stairs<br />
right? Listen, tonight, can we go for a drink? Just give me a chance to<br />
convince you..Japan..you and me..we’ll be gre<strong>at</strong>..just..call me back ok?<br />
MUSIC CHANGES LIGHTENING THE MOOD<br />
Scene Three<br />
MO - THOMPSON’S MUM’S HOUSE. SHE’S HANGING UP WASHING IN THE YARD.<br />
THOMPSON WATCHES HER THEN SAYS –<br />
THOMPSON; Hello Mam.<br />
MO: Tommy! Oh Sweet Jesus you frightened <strong>the</strong> life out of me. (CALLING TO<br />
THE NEIGHBOURS) Evie! Evie! Paddy? Look who’s here! I don’t believe it!<br />
Lilly! Me boys come home! Oh come here! (SHE HUGS HIM) I must look a<br />
st<strong>at</strong>e, it’s washing day… if I’d known -<br />
THOMPSON: You look a million dollars!<br />
HELEN AS A NEIGHBOUR: Wh<strong>at</strong>’s up Mo? Trouble<br />
MO: My eldest’s back.<br />
HELEN AS A NEIGHBOUR: Well look <strong>at</strong> you, handsome, university obviously<br />
agrees with you.<br />
KANE AS A NEIGHBOUR: Thompson, I didn’t know you were visiting.<br />
MO: It was a surprise. He just turned up out of <strong>the</strong> blue.<br />
THOMPSON: Well now Mam I like to keep you on your toes.<br />
HELEN AS A NEIGHBOUR: Listen to him all posh now.<br />
THOMPSON: I’m still Dingle through and through underne<strong>at</strong>h.<br />
HELEN AS A NEIGHBOUR: Course you are. Come here. (HUGS)<br />
OTHER NEIGHBOURS BEGIN TO DRIFT IN.<br />
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