TAVERES EINDHOVEN

tournament. Therefore Falco won the tournament instead of
Marijn.
Joke box
Terence owns a Chinese restaurant, and one day a beautiful Chinese
woman walks in. Terence immediately walks over and asks her out on
a date. She agrees. They go out for a while, and soon, Terence
proposes to her. She says "Yes, but before we do, there's something
you must know. I have never had the sex, but I've read about it."
Terence says that it's not a problem, and they are married.
On their honeymoon, Terence tells his wife that since she's a virgin,
she can choose what they do first. She says "Oh, most honorable
husband. I am honored to be your wife, even though I have never had
sex, but I've read about it. So, I have chosen to have the 69.
Terence looks confused, and after thinking about it, he says, "You
want... the beef and broccoli?"
One day there was a blind man walking down the street and he
smelled oranges, so he bought some fruit.
He smelled some pastries, so he bought some donuts.
Then he walked passed a fish market, took a hard sniff, and said,
"Hello ladies!"
A guy runs into the bar and says, "Quick, pour me 5 shots of your best
scotch." The bartender pours them and the man drinks them as fast as
he can. "Wow that's the fastest I've seen anyone drink," says the
bartender. "Well you'd drink that fast if you had what I had," The man
says "Oh my god," the bartender says, "What do you have?" The man
replies "50 cents."
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