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Halloween - The Good Life
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20 • The Good Life - OCTOBER 2008 Tell Our Advertisers You Saw Them in the good life!!!<br />
Signs That<br />
Your Trailer<br />
Don’t Wait to Get New Fall Color or a Holiday Perm House is Relaxed Fine Dining & Spirited Drink<br />
Haunted Fall is Back, Winter is Nigh...<br />
OPEN<br />
9-5:00<br />
Mon-Fri<br />
9-1 Sat<br />
Many Tanning Packages Available<br />
Walk-Ins Welcome!<br />
See Dawn, Donna, Linda & Tammy<br />
for All Your Family Hair Care Needs!<br />
306 N. State St, Oscoda • 739-4730<br />
Alteration & Maintenance Contractor<br />
Vinyl Siding<br />
Windows • Doors<br />
Painting • Rough &<br />
Finish Carpentry<br />
Paul Pallagi - Licensed Builder<br />
989-739-7824<br />
JUST IN! Large Deck, Bench Storage Boxes<br />
Tarps - Tools - Hardware - Rope<br />
Shepherd’s Hooks - General Merchandise<br />
Paints - Stains - Sealers - Sandpaper<br />
Gloves - Rabbit Cages - Pet Supplies & More<br />
Sunrise Surplus<br />
1784 East US-23<br />
(in Baldwin Center)<br />
East Tawas, MI 48730<br />
Mon-Fri 8:30-5:00<br />
Sat 8:30-4:00<br />
(989) 362-7033<br />
1. Your can of Skoal<br />
mysteriously floats through<br />
the air.<br />
2. Blood drips out of your<br />
simulated wood paneling.<br />
3. The eyes on the velvet<br />
Elvis painting move.<br />
4. The room is spinning,<br />
and you’re not even drunk<br />
yet.<br />
5. That car in your front<br />
yard isn’t on blocks -- it’s<br />
levitating by itself.<br />
6. Your dog, Bo, gets sucked<br />
into the TV set, and he’s<br />
blocking your view of<br />
rasslin’.<br />
7. That mysterious<br />
scratching below the<br />
floorboards? The Telltale<br />
Raccoon.<br />
(Served 4:30 to 8:30 p.m. - no substitutions)<br />
MONDAY - BBQ Babyback Ribs $10.95<br />
1/2 slab, tossed salad & baked potato<br />
TUESDAY - Chicken Especiale $10.95<br />
with mashed taiters & tossed salad<br />
WEDNESDAY - Choice of Chops $10.95<br />
BBQ Chop or Apple Glezed Chop<br />
served with potato rissoto & tossed salad<br />
THURSDAY - Pan Fried Perch $10.95<br />
with coleslaw and French fries<br />
Or enjoy a selection from our regular menu<br />
Dine-in Only - Take-outs Add $2.00<br />
739-1518 • 111 East Dwight in Downtown Oscoda<br />
Myles Insurance Agency, Inc.<br />
624 West Lake (US-23), Tawas City, MI 48764<br />
989-362-3425<br />
“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of<br />
Congress.... But then I repeat myself.”<br />
-Mark Twain<br />
TIRES-BRAKES-STRUTS-ALIGNMENTS<br />
Custom wheels•Motorcycle tires•Lawn & garden tires<br />
OPEN WEEKDAYS 8am-6pm, Closed Sat/Sun<br />
(989) 739-2039<br />
We accept 5115 N. US 23<br />
Mike Allen<br />
Oscoda,<br />
Owner<br />
Michigan<br />
“A person will<br />
sometimes devote<br />
all his life to the<br />
development of one<br />
part of his body - the<br />
wishbone.”<br />
– Robert Frost<br />
“People demand freedom<br />
of speech to make up for<br />
the freedom of thought<br />
which they avoid.”<br />
– Soren Aabye Kierkegaard<br />
“The public is<br />
wonderfully tolerant.<br />
It forgives everything<br />
except genius.”<br />
– Oscar Wilde<br />
Professional Alterations & Repair<br />
M ikado<br />
ARKET<br />
We Carry<br />
Harmony Acres<br />
Products<br />
~~~~~~<br />
Homemade<br />
Cold Salads<br />
Every Day<br />
8. The chain the ghost<br />
rattles is attached to his<br />
wallet.<br />
9. You feel an eerie presence<br />
every time “Freebird” plays<br />
on the radio.<br />
10. The trailer is shaking, but<br />
there’s no tornado in sight.<br />
11. The lights turn on and<br />
off even though you done<br />
paid the ‘lectric bill.<br />
12. You hear blood-curdling<br />
screams, but both neighbors<br />
are still in jail.<br />
13. You get a mysterious<br />
phone call that says, “I<br />
know what you did last<br />
NASCAR race.”<br />
14. You come home one day<br />
and it’s ... clean!<br />
Famous<br />
for Our<br />
Venison<br />
Sausage<br />
Now Serving Lunch, Burgers, Strips, Poppers,<br />
Homemade Soups and More Daily at 11am<br />
Pizza, Subs - Sandwiches - Jerky - Sausage<br />
Home Smoked Meats - Fresh Baked Bread<br />
$1.00 Greeting Cards - DVD Rentals<br />
We accept VISA, MasterCard, Bridge Cards, and WIC<br />
2276 F-41, Mikado • 989-736-3066<br />
Deep in the back woods of Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife<br />
went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor<br />
was called out to assist in the delivery.<br />
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the<br />
father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high<br />
so I can see what I am doing!”<br />
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.<br />
“Whoa there,” said the doctor, “Don’t be in such a rush to<br />
put that lantern down. I think theres another<br />
one coming.”<br />
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a<br />
baby girl.<br />
“Hold that lantern up, don’t set it down there’s another<br />
one!’” said the doctor.<br />
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.<br />
“Now don’t be in a hurry to put down that<br />
lantern, it seems there’s yet another one<br />
coming!” cried<br />
the doctor.<br />
The redneck scratched his head in<br />
bewilderment, and asked the doctor,<br />
“You reckon it might be the light that’s<br />
attractin’ ‘em?”<br />
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