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20 • The Good Life - OCTOBER 2008 Tell Our Advertisers You Saw Them in the good life!!!<br />

Signs That<br />

Your Trailer<br />

Don’t Wait to Get New Fall Color or a Holiday Perm House is Relaxed Fine Dining & Spirited Drink<br />

Haunted Fall is Back, Winter is Nigh...<br />

OPEN<br />

9-5:00<br />

Mon-Fri<br />

9-1 Sat<br />

Many Tanning Packages Available<br />

Walk-Ins Welcome!<br />

See Dawn, Donna, Linda & Tammy<br />

for All Your Family Hair Care Needs!<br />

306 N. State St, Oscoda • 739-4730<br />

Alteration & Maintenance Contractor<br />

Vinyl Siding<br />

Windows • Doors<br />

Painting • Rough &<br />

Finish Carpentry<br />

Paul Pallagi - Licensed Builder<br />

989-739-7824<br />

JUST IN! Large Deck, Bench Storage Boxes<br />

Tarps - Tools - Hardware - Rope<br />

Shepherd’s Hooks - General Merchandise<br />

Paints - Stains - Sealers - Sandpaper<br />

Gloves - Rabbit Cages - Pet Supplies & More<br />

Sunrise Surplus<br />

1784 East US-23<br />

(in Baldwin Center)<br />

East Tawas, MI 48730<br />

Mon-Fri 8:30-5:00<br />

Sat 8:30-4:00<br />

(989) 362-7033<br />

1. Your can of Skoal<br />

mysteriously floats through<br />

the air.<br />

2. Blood drips out of your<br />

simulated wood paneling.<br />

3. The eyes on the velvet<br />

Elvis painting move.<br />

4. The room is spinning,<br />

and you’re not even drunk<br />

yet.<br />

5. That car in your front<br />

yard isn’t on blocks -- it’s<br />

levitating by itself.<br />

6. Your dog, Bo, gets sucked<br />

into the TV set, and he’s<br />

blocking your view of<br />

rasslin’.<br />

7. That mysterious<br />

scratching below the<br />

floorboards? The Telltale<br />

Raccoon.<br />

(Served 4:30 to 8:30 p.m. - no substitutions)<br />

MONDAY - BBQ Babyback Ribs $10.95<br />

1/2 slab, tossed salad & baked potato<br />

TUESDAY - Chicken Especiale $10.95<br />

with mashed taiters & tossed salad<br />

WEDNESDAY - Choice of Chops $10.95<br />

BBQ Chop or Apple Glezed Chop<br />

served with potato rissoto & tossed salad<br />

THURSDAY - Pan Fried Perch $10.95<br />

with coleslaw and French fries<br />

Or enjoy a selection from our regular menu<br />

Dine-in Only - Take-outs Add $2.00<br />

739-1518 • 111 East Dwight in Downtown Oscoda<br />

Myles Insurance Agency, Inc.<br />

624 West Lake (US-23), Tawas City, MI 48764<br />

989-362-3425<br />

“Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of<br />

Congress.... But then I repeat myself.”<br />

-Mark Twain<br />

TIRES-BRAKES-STRUTS-ALIGNMENTS<br />

Custom wheels•Motorcycle tires•Lawn & garden tires<br />

OPEN WEEKDAYS 8am-6pm, Closed Sat/Sun<br />

(989) 739-2039<br />

We accept 5115 N. US 23<br />

Mike Allen<br />

Oscoda,<br />

Owner<br />

Michigan<br />

“A person will<br />

sometimes devote<br />

all his life to the<br />

development of one<br />

part of his body - the<br />

wishbone.”<br />

– Robert Frost<br />

“People demand freedom<br />

of speech to make up for<br />

the freedom of thought<br />

which they avoid.”<br />

– Soren Aabye Kierkegaard<br />

“The public is<br />

wonderfully tolerant.<br />

It forgives everything<br />

except genius.”<br />

– Oscar Wilde<br />

Professional Alterations & Repair<br />

M ikado<br />

ARKET<br />

We Carry<br />

Harmony Acres<br />

Products<br />

~~~~~~<br />

Homemade<br />

Cold Salads<br />

Every Day<br />

8. The chain the ghost<br />

rattles is attached to his<br />

wallet.<br />

9. You feel an eerie presence<br />

every time “Freebird” plays<br />

on the radio.<br />

10. The trailer is shaking, but<br />

there’s no tornado in sight.<br />

11. The lights turn on and<br />

off even though you done<br />

paid the ‘lectric bill.<br />

12. You hear blood-curdling<br />

screams, but both neighbors<br />

are still in jail.<br />

13. You get a mysterious<br />

phone call that says, “I<br />

know what you did last<br />

NASCAR race.”<br />

14. You come home one day<br />

and it’s ... clean!<br />

Famous<br />

for Our<br />

Venison<br />

Sausage<br />

Now Serving Lunch, Burgers, Strips, Poppers,<br />

Homemade Soups and More Daily at 11am<br />

Pizza, Subs - Sandwiches - Jerky - Sausage<br />

Home Smoked Meats - Fresh Baked Bread<br />

$1.00 Greeting Cards - DVD Rentals<br />

We accept VISA, MasterCard, Bridge Cards, and WIC<br />

2276 F-41, Mikado • 989-736-3066<br />

Deep in the back woods of Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife<br />

went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor<br />

was called out to assist in the delivery.<br />

Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the<br />

father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high<br />

so I can see what I am doing!”<br />

Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world.<br />

“Whoa there,” said the doctor, “Don’t be in such a rush to<br />

put that lantern down. I think theres another<br />

one coming.”<br />

Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a<br />

baby girl.<br />

“Hold that lantern up, don’t set it down there’s another<br />

one!’” said the doctor.<br />

Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.<br />

“Now don’t be in a hurry to put down that<br />

lantern, it seems there’s yet another one<br />

coming!” cried<br />

the doctor.<br />

The redneck scratched his head in<br />

bewilderment, and asked the doctor,<br />

“You reckon it might be the light that’s<br />

attractin’ ‘em?”<br />

from page 14

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