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20 • The Good Life - OCTOBER 2008 Tell Our Advertisers You Saw Them in the good life!!! Signs That Your Trailer Don’t Wait to Get New Fall Color or a Holiday Perm House is Relaxed Fine Dining & Spirited Drink Haunted Fall is Back, Winter is Nigh... OPEN 9-5:00 Mon-Fri 9-1 Sat Many Tanning Packages Available Walk-Ins Welcome! See Dawn, Donna, Linda & Tammy for All Your Family Hair Care Needs! 306 N. State St, Oscoda • 739-4730 Alteration & Maintenance Contractor Vinyl Siding Windows • Doors Painting • Rough & Finish Carpentry Paul Pallagi - Licensed Builder 989-739-7824 JUST IN! Large Deck, Bench Storage Boxes Tarps - Tools - Hardware - Rope Shepherd’s Hooks - General Merchandise Paints - Stains - Sealers - Sandpaper Gloves - Rabbit Cages - Pet Supplies & More Sunrise Surplus 1784 East US-23 (in Baldwin Center) East Tawas, MI 48730 Mon-Fri 8:30-5:00 Sat 8:30-4:00 (989) 362-7033 1. Your can of Skoal mysteriously floats through the air. 2. Blood drips out of your simulated wood paneling. 3. The eyes on the velvet Elvis painting move. 4. The room is spinning, and you’re not even drunk yet. 5. That car in your front yard isn’t on blocks -- it’s levitating by itself. 6. Your dog, Bo, gets sucked into the TV set, and he’s blocking your view of rasslin’. 7. That mysterious scratching below the floorboards? The Telltale Raccoon. (Served 4:30 to 8:30 p.m. - no substitutions) MONDAY - BBQ Babyback Ribs $10.95 1/2 slab, tossed salad & baked potato TUESDAY - Chicken Especiale $10.95 with mashed taiters & tossed salad WEDNESDAY - Choice of Chops $10.95 BBQ Chop or Apple Glezed Chop served with potato rissoto & tossed salad THURSDAY - Pan Fried Perch $10.95 with coleslaw and French fries Or enjoy a selection from our regular menu Dine-in Only - Take-outs Add $2.00 739-1518 • 111 East Dwight in Downtown Oscoda Myles Insurance Agency, Inc. 624 West Lake (US-23), Tawas City, MI 48764 989-362-3425 “Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.... But then I repeat myself.” -Mark Twain TIRES-BRAKES-STRUTS-ALIGNMENTS Custom wheels•Motorcycle tires•Lawn & garden tires OPEN WEEKDAYS 8am-6pm, Closed Sat/Sun (989) 739-2039 We accept 5115 N. US 23 Mike Allen Oscoda, Owner Michigan “A person will sometimes devote all his life to the development of one part of his body - the wishbone.” – Robert Frost “People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.” – Soren Aabye Kierkegaard “The public is wonderfully tolerant. It forgives everything except genius.” – Oscar Wilde Professional Alterations & Repair M ikado ARKET We Carry Harmony Acres Products ~~~~~~ Homemade Cold Salads Every Day 8. The chain the ghost rattles is attached to his wallet. 9. You feel an eerie presence every time “Freebird” plays on the radio. 10. The trailer is shaking, but there’s no tornado in sight. 11. The lights turn on and off even though you done paid the ‘lectric bill. 12. You hear blood-curdling screams, but both neighbors are still in jail. 13. You get a mysterious phone call that says, “I know what you did last NASCAR race.” 14. You come home one day and it’s ... clean! Famous for Our Venison Sausage Now Serving Lunch, Burgers, Strips, Poppers, Homemade Soups and More Daily at 11am Pizza, Subs - Sandwiches - Jerky - Sausage Home Smoked Meats - Fresh Baked Bread $1.00 Greeting Cards - DVD Rentals We accept VISA, MasterCard, Bridge Cards, and WIC 2276 F-41, Mikado • 989-736-3066 Deep in the back woods of Kentucky, a hillbilly’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the father-to-be a lantern and said, “Here. You hold this high so I can see what I am doing!” Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. “Whoa there,” said the doctor, “Don’t be in such a rush to put that lantern down. I think theres another one coming.” Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby girl. “Hold that lantern up, don’t set it down there’s another one!’” said the doctor. Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby. “Now don’t be in a hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there’s yet another one coming!” cried the doctor. The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor, “You reckon it might be the light that’s attractin’ ‘em?” from page 14
advertise your business in the good life! Call 989.335.4200 4199 Werth Rd. Alpena, MI 49707 2% GALLON MILK $2.99 EVERYDAY!!! LIQUOR • LOTTO COLD BEER • GROCERIES SNACKS PROPANE EXCHANGE PAYDAY ADVANCE NOW AVAILABLE 989-354-4798 Locally Owned and Operated Glennie Party Store Home of the Beer Den A Great Variety of Ice-Cold Domestic & Import Beer Liquor * Lotto * Cigarettes * Snacks * Sodas * Videos Bait & Tackle 3289 State Rd.(M65) in Glennie 989-735-2156 This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. It was sent by a medical doctor. Slow Dance Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round? Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground? Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight? Or gazed at the sun into the fading night? You better slow down. Don’t dance so fast. Time is short. The music won’t last. Do you run through each day On the fly? When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply? When the day is done Do you lie in your bed With the next hundred chores Running through your head? You’d better slow down Don’t dance so fast. Time is short. The music won’t last. The Good Life - OCTOBER 2008 • 21 Beauty Center of East Tawas Pam Dillingham - Certified Beauty Advisor/Owner ALL RISK INSURANCE 2213 US 23 S., ALPENA, MI 49707 • 989-358-8400 Don’t Be Spooked by High Insurance Rates! 24-Hour 207 Newman St. • East Tawas, MI 48730 (989) 984-0010 • (989) 728-5947 www.avon.com/pdillingham 20% OFF COUPON Bring or mention this ad for 20% off any one regular-price, in-store item. Expires 11/30/08 Emergency Service We Have Eight Great Companies to Quote Give Us a Call Today! “We’re Not Like the Rest We’re the Best!” restoration services fire • water • smoke mold • mildew 866-544-9800 Toll Free 989-356-9800 Alpena Premium <strong>Carpet</strong> & Upholstery Cleaning One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door. Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop is happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door. Later that day, a college professor comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The professor is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber opens his shop, there is a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen different books, such as ‘How to Improve Your Business’ and ‘Becoming More Successful.’ Then, a Congressman comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman is very happy and leaves the shop. The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut. And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the members of our Congress. 989-739-5937 Oscoda, MI 48750 Vote carefully this year. Randy McKinney National Rifle Association Certified Instructor Pistol and Personal Protection 989-724-5599 Harrisville, MI 48740 Ever told your child, We’ll do it tomorrow? And in your haste, Not see his sorrow? Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die Cause you never had time To call and say,’Hi’ You’d better slow down. Don’t dance so fast. Time is short. The music won’t last. When you run so fast to get somewhere You miss half the fun of getting there. When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift.... Thrown away. Life is not a race. Do take it slower Hear the music Before the song is over. “You can’t deny laughter; when it comes, it plops down in your favorite chair and stays as long as it wants.” – Stephen King “A day without laughter is a day wasted.” – Charlie Chaplin “Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.” – Will Rogers The door bell, rings, and a man answers it. Here stands this plain but well dressed kid, saying “Trick or Treat!” The man asks the kids what he’s dressed up like for Halloween. The kid says, “I’m an IRS agent.” Then he takes 28% of the man’s candy, leaves, and doesn’t even say, “Thank you.” Antiques & Vintage Collectibles Tammy’s Collectibles & Treasures Galore 989-739-6911 Also located inside Fabulous Finds (Bruggar’s Plaza) 310 W. Lake St., Tawas City 989-362-5165 Marilyn’s Remember When Tracy (989) 710-1250 (989) 739-6911 • Located in Hobart’s Plaza, 4221 US‐23, Oscoda, MI 48750 (just south of the bridge in Oscoda) • Winter Hours: Mon-Sat 10am-5:30pm www.StrongStyleTattoo.com Tattoos by Scott Myers 819 W. Chisholm Street, Alpena 989-464-6826 Professional Body Piercing SALES SPACE AVAILABLE Now Accepting Consignments Call Tracy for Details We Buy Antiques Mon - Sat 11am to 6pm+, Sun by Appointment
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