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HDNet Schedule for Mon. April 9, 2012 to Sun. April 15 ... - AXS.tv
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Premiere<br />
10:00 PM ET / 7:00 PM PT<br />
Hustle<br />
Albert is in Chinatown to close a deal with Phil and his brother-in-law, Charlie. However,<br />
Czech Charlie is a notorious hard-man and not one to ever consider conning, so when Phil<br />
collapses and dies, Albert decides to cut his losses and leave the con. But Charlie isn’t pulling<br />
out. He wants his brother’s cash by the end of the week or else! Can the team con half a<br />
million to save Albert’s bacon?<br />
11:00 PM ET / 8:00 PM PT<br />
Bikini Barbershop - Jersey<br />
Sugar Daddy - Natalie fends off older admirers and Jeff contributes to charity in hopes of<br />
attracting new customers.<br />
12:00 AM ET / 9:00 PM PT<br />
Inside MMA<br />
Strikeforce heavyweight Josh Barnett joins Kenny Rice and Bas Rutten in the studio to<br />
discuss his long-awaited tournament final match against Daniel Cormier. UFC commentator<br />
Joe Rogan also joins the panel to help preview UFC’s busy month of fights. Ron Kruck goes<br />
inside the lives of chef and author Anthony Bourdain and his wife Ottavia, a brazilian jiu-jitsu<br />
practioner.<br />
1:00 AM ET / 10:00 PM PT<br />
The Super<br />
Kiss My Nuts - Evictions are a big part of being a landlord and a lot of Landmark’s tenants<br />
are on their way out. But evictions are also unpleasant and when The Super tries to evict one<br />
woman, her family shows up and puts him in the most dangerous situation he’s ever faced.<br />
1:30 AM ET / 10:30 PM PT<br />
The Super<br />
Good Luck With Your Cancer - When The Super gets reports of a strange smell coming from<br />
one of his apartments, he heads off to investigate. What he finds is a family of hoarders living<br />
in absolutely filthy conditions. The Super decides to help them clean up their act, but will he<br />
be able to help them let go of their junk and their issues before the health department finds<br />
out and evicts them?<br />
2:00 AM ET / 11:00 PM PT<br />
Hustle<br />
Albert is in Chinatown to close a deal with Phil and his brother-in-law, Charlie. However,<br />
Czech Charlie is a notorious hard-man and not one to ever consider conning, so when Phil<br />
collapses and dies, Albert decides to cut his losses and leave the con. But Charlie isn’t pulling<br />
out. He wants his brother’s cash by the end of the week or else! Can the team con half a<br />
million to save Albert’s bacon?<br />
3:00 AM ET / 12:00 AM PT<br />
Get Out!<br />
Aventuras, Mexico - Unrated - Lana and Brooke take Hummer vehicles into the jungle for an<br />
all day adventure and Alice has a photo shoot.<br />
3:30 AM ET / 12:30 AM PT<br />
Deadline! Unrated<br />
Blowing Glass and Shakin’ Ass - Katie Daryl blows glass and creates a pipe! The L.A. Everything<br />
About Sex Show and a van turned tank is also featured.<br />
4:00 AM ET / 1:00 AM PT<br />
Art Mann Presents...<br />
The ATV Mud Nationals - Unrated - The biggest party that you’ve never heard of, featuring<br />
over 20,000 ATV riders enjoying some deep and delicious Texas mud.<br />
4:30 AM ET / 1:30 AM PT<br />
Girls Gone Wild® Presents: Search for the Hottest Girl in America Season 2<br />
The search for the cutest, sexiest girl in the country is approaching its exciting climax!<br />
Thousands of hopefuls have submitted their hottest photos and videos online and fans have<br />
been voting for their favorites. Now it’s time to tally the votes and take a closer, more intimate<br />
look at the top ten contestants, each of whom just might have what it takes to be named the<br />
Hottest Girl in America.<br />
5:00 AM ET / 2:00 AM PT<br />
Bikini Destinations<br />
Palm Springs - Bikini Destinations descends upon the desert oasis of Palm Springs. Our<br />
models find adventure from dusk till dawn at the celebrities’ pick of premier retreats.<br />
5:30 AM ET / 2:30 AM PT<br />
Drinking Made Easy<br />
Philadelphia - Zane Lamprey visits Philadelphia. He drinks beer from Presidential recipes,<br />
visits the oldest bar in Philly and discovers the temple shot.<br />
Tuesday April 10, 2012<br />
6:00 AM ET / 3:00 AM PT<br />
Unmasking the Pagan Christ<br />
The second installment of Stanley Porter’s book, Unmasking the Pagan Christ, which debunks<br />
the theories put forth in the first documentary, The Pagan Christ.<br />
7:00 AM ET / 4:00 AM PT<br />
Cheers<br />
Bells of St. Clete’s - Carla sets out for revenge when Drusilla DiMeglio, her former high<br />
school principal, visits the bar. She describes him as “the most vile, hateful, evil, wretched<br />
creature on earth.”<br />
7:30 AM ET / 4:30 AM PT<br />
Cheers<br />
Rescue Me - In a cliff-hanging season finale, Frasier proposes to Diane while in Europe,<br />
wanting to get married the very next day. Instead of giving an answer, she rushes to the<br />
phone to call Sam, hoping he’ll confess his love and halt the wedding. Instead, he hides his<br />
true feelings and artificially offers his congratulations.<br />
8:00 AM ET / 5:00 AM PT<br />
Smallville<br />
Zod - Thrown into the Phantom Zone, a Kryptonian jail created by his biological father, Jor-El,<br />
Clark finds himself without powers and surrounded by revenge-seeking criminals sent away<br />
by Jor-El. Meanwhile, having taken over Lex’s body, Zod keeps Lana captive, demanding that<br />
she give him an heir.<br />
9:00 AM ET / 6:00 AM PT<br />
Smallville<br />
Sneeze - As Clark cleans up the destruction done by Zod, he develops the Kryptonian version<br />
of a head cold. After some very destructive sneezes, Clark discovers that he possesses a<br />
new power: super breath!<br />
10:00 AM ET / 7:00 AM PT<br />
JAG<br />
Killer Instinct - Nineteen year old Louis Cellucci is having a rough time aboard the flight deck<br />
of the USS Benjamin Harrison. The novice ordinanceman never seems to get anything right<br />
and Petty Officer Philip Duell’s constant insults do not help matters. Moments after he walks<br />
away from another failed attempt at fixing an F-14, shouts of “Man Overboard!” are heard<br />
across the deck. Divers frantically begin a search and rescue and the lost seaman is quickly<br />
found. It is Cellucci, and he is dead.<br />
11:00 AM ET / 8:00 AM PT<br />
JAG<br />
Iron Coffin - The Russian submarine SSBN Vladivostok glides silently through the Barents<br />
Sea. Close behind is an American submarine led by Commander Flagler. He and Chief Petty<br />
Officer Curley listen intently on their headphones when suddenly they hear something they<br />
don’t like. They frantically give orders for the American submarine to pull back and the sound<br />
of an explosion fills the waters. The Russian submarine has gone down.<br />
12:00 PM ET / 9:00 AM PT<br />
Unmasking the Pagan Christ<br />
The second installment of Stanley Porter’s book, Unmasking the Pagan Christ, which debunks<br />
the theories put forth in the first documentary, The Pagan Christ.<br />
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