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Premiere 10:00 PM ET / 7:00 PM PT Hustle Albert is in Chinatown to close a deal with Phil and his brother-in-law, Charlie. However, Czech Charlie is a notorious hard-man and not one to ever consider conning, so when Phil collapses and dies, Albert decides to cut his losses and leave the con. But Charlie isn’t pulling out. He wants his brother’s cash by the end of the week or else! Can the team con half a million to save Albert’s bacon? 11:00 PM ET / 8:00 PM PT Bikini Barbershop - Jersey Sugar Daddy - Natalie fends off older admirers and Jeff contributes to charity in hopes of attracting new customers. 12:00 AM ET / 9:00 PM PT Inside MMA Strikeforce heavyweight Josh Barnett joins Kenny Rice and Bas Rutten in the studio to discuss his long-awaited tournament final match against Daniel Cormier. UFC commentator Joe Rogan also joins the panel to help preview UFC’s busy month of fights. Ron Kruck goes inside the lives of chef and author Anthony Bourdain and his wife Ottavia, a brazilian jiu-jitsu practioner. 1:00 AM ET / 10:00 PM PT The Super Kiss My Nuts - Evictions are a big part of being a landlord and a lot of Landmark’s tenants are on their way out. But evictions are also unpleasant and when The Super tries to evict one woman, her family shows up and puts him in the most dangerous situation he’s ever faced. 1:30 AM ET / 10:30 PM PT The Super Good Luck With Your Cancer - When The Super gets reports of a strange smell coming from one of his apartments, he heads off to investigate. What he finds is a family of hoarders living in absolutely filthy conditions. The Super decides to help them clean up their act, but will he be able to help them let go of their junk and their issues before the health department finds out and evicts them? 2:00 AM ET / 11:00 PM PT Hustle Albert is in Chinatown to close a deal with Phil and his brother-in-law, Charlie. However, Czech Charlie is a notorious hard-man and not one to ever consider conning, so when Phil collapses and dies, Albert decides to cut his losses and leave the con. But Charlie isn’t pulling out. He wants his brother’s cash by the end of the week or else! Can the team con half a million to save Albert’s bacon? 3:00 AM ET / 12:00 AM PT Get Out! Aventuras, Mexico - Unrated - Lana and Brooke take Hummer vehicles into the jungle for an all day adventure and Alice has a photo shoot. 3:30 AM ET / 12:30 AM PT Deadline! Unrated Blowing Glass and Shakin’ Ass - Katie Daryl blows glass and creates a pipe! The L.A. Everything About Sex Show and a van turned tank is also featured. 4:00 AM ET / 1:00 AM PT Art Mann Presents... The ATV Mud Nationals - Unrated - The biggest party that you’ve never heard of, featuring over 20,000 ATV riders enjoying some deep and delicious Texas mud. 4:30 AM ET / 1:30 AM PT Girls Gone Wild® Presents: Search for the Hottest Girl in America Season 2 The search for the cutest, sexiest girl in the country is approaching its exciting climax! Thousands of hopefuls have submitted their hottest photos and videos online and fans have been voting for their favorites. Now it’s time to tally the votes and take a closer, more intimate look at the top ten contestants, each of whom just might have what it takes to be named the Hottest Girl in America. 5:00 AM ET / 2:00 AM PT Bikini Destinations Palm Springs - Bikini Destinations descends upon the desert oasis of Palm Springs. Our models find adventure from dusk till dawn at the celebrities’ pick of premier retreats. 5:30 AM ET / 2:30 AM PT Drinking Made Easy Philadelphia - Zane Lamprey visits Philadelphia. He drinks beer from Presidential recipes, visits the oldest bar in Philly and discovers the temple shot. Tuesday April 10, 2012 6:00 AM ET / 3:00 AM PT Unmasking the Pagan Christ The second installment of Stanley Porter’s book, Unmasking the Pagan Christ, which debunks the theories put forth in the first documentary, The Pagan Christ. 7:00 AM ET / 4:00 AM PT Cheers Bells of St. Clete’s - Carla sets out for revenge when Drusilla DiMeglio, her former high school principal, visits the bar. She describes him as “the most vile, hateful, evil, wretched creature on earth.” 7:30 AM ET / 4:30 AM PT Cheers Rescue Me - In a cliff-hanging season finale, Frasier proposes to Diane while in Europe, wanting to get married the very next day. Instead of giving an answer, she rushes to the phone to call Sam, hoping he’ll confess his love and halt the wedding. Instead, he hides his true feelings and artificially offers his congratulations. 8:00 AM ET / 5:00 AM PT Smallville Zod - Thrown into the Phantom Zone, a Kryptonian jail created by his biological father, Jor-El, Clark finds himself without powers and surrounded by revenge-seeking criminals sent away by Jor-El. Meanwhile, having taken over Lex’s body, Zod keeps Lana captive, demanding that she give him an heir. 9:00 AM ET / 6:00 AM PT Smallville Sneeze - As Clark cleans up the destruction done by Zod, he develops the Kryptonian version of a head cold. After some very destructive sneezes, Clark discovers that he possesses a new power: super breath! 10:00 AM ET / 7:00 AM PT JAG Killer Instinct - Nineteen year old Louis Cellucci is having a rough time aboard the flight deck of the USS Benjamin Harrison. The novice ordinanceman never seems to get anything right and Petty Officer Philip Duell’s constant insults do not help matters. Moments after he walks away from another failed attempt at fixing an F-14, shouts of “Man Overboard!” are heard across the deck. Divers frantically begin a search and rescue and the lost seaman is quickly found. It is Cellucci, and he is dead. 11:00 AM ET / 8:00 AM PT JAG Iron Coffin - The Russian submarine SSBN Vladivostok glides silently through the Barents Sea. Close behind is an American submarine led by Commander Flagler. He and Chief Petty Officer Curley listen intently on their headphones when suddenly they hear something they don’t like. They frantically give orders for the American submarine to pull back and the sound of an explosion fills the waters. The Russian submarine has gone down. 12:00 PM ET / 9:00 AM PT Unmasking the Pagan Christ The second installment of Stanley Porter’s book, Unmasking the Pagan Christ, which debunks the theories put forth in the first documentary, The Pagan Christ. All times Eastern/Pacific - All schedules subject to change - Visit www.hd.net for the latest information and updates Page 2
1:00 PM ET / 10:00 AM PT HDNet Music Discovery HDNet Music Discovery gives up-and-coming bands a chance to broadcast HD music videos in crystal clear true high definition and 5.1 Surround Sound on HDNet. 1:10 PM ET / 10:10 AM PT James Blunt - Live in Toulouse Filmed in full High Definition in Toulouse as part of his All The Lost Souls Tour, this concert features British music sensation James Blunt’s full set of hits including worldwide smash You’re Beautiful. 3:00 PM ET / 12:00 PM PT Get Out! Albatros, Cancun - The Get Out! girls check into an ultra-chic villa, grab a massage, and hit the Cancun club scene. 3:30 PM ET / 12:30 PM PT HDNet Fights Titan Fighting Championship 21 - Jorge Santiago meets Leonardo Pecanha in a battle of middleweight contenders. Plus, top prospects Joe Ellenberger and Anthony “Sharkbait” Gutierrez enter the cage. 5:00 PM ET / 2:00 PM PT Prison Break The Art of the Deal - LJ and Whistler are finally exchanged, but more surprises abound; and T-Bag’s scheming finally pays off. 6:00 PM ET / 3:00 PM PT JAG Killer Instinct - Nineteen year old Louis Cellucci is having a rough time aboard the flight deck of the USS Benjamin Harrison. The novice ordinanceman never seems to get anything right and Petty Officer Philip Duell’s constant insults do not help matters. Moments after he walks away from another failed attempt at fixing an F-14, shouts of “Man Overboard!” are heard across the deck. Divers frantically begin a search and rescue and the lost seaman is quickly found. It is Cellucci, and he is dead. 7:00 PM ET / 4:00 PM PT JAG Iron Coffin - The Russian submarine SSBN Vladivostok glides silently through the Barents Sea. Close behind is an American submarine led by Commander Flagler. He and Chief Petty Officer Curley listen intently on their headphones when suddenly they hear something they don’t like. They frantically give orders for the American submarine to pull back and the sound of an explosion fills the waters. The Russian submarine has gone down. Premiere 8:00 PM ET / 5:00 PM PT Dan Rather Reports The Queen of Green - A state agency in California, and the woman who runs it, have enormous influence over everything from the air we breathe to the cars we drive. When it comes to the environment, Mary Nichols, the director of the California Air Resources Board, is the most important person you’ve probably never heard of. Also, the IRS and non-profits. Premiere 9:00 PM ET / 6:00 PM PT HDNet World Report Safe Haven: Wild Animals, Tame Surroundings; Four-Legged Library: Books by Burro - Fearsome wild animals and glitzy Las Vegas shows have a long history. But when one Vegas magician realized his act was exploiting big cats, he started a wild animal sanctuary. Now retired and injured show animals have a safe, cruelty-free place to live. Then, how do you teach poor peasant children in Colombia how to read when they have no books or teachers? You bring the books to them by burro. One man’s selfless commitment to children and education. 10:00 PM ET / 7:00 PM PT Last Chance to See Komodo Dragon - Stephen and Mark travel to the Malay Archipeligo on their way to the Indonesian island of Komodo where they hope to see Komodo Dragons. 11:00 PM ET / 8:00 PM PT Dan Rather Reports The Queen of Green - A state agency in California, and the woman who runs it, have enormous influence over everything from the air we breathe to the cars we drive. When it comes to the environment, Mary Nichols, the director of the California Air Resources Board, is the most important person you’ve probably never heard of. Also, the IRS and non-profits. 12:00 AM ET / 9:00 PM PT HDNet World Report Safe Haven: Wild Animals, Tame Surroundings; Four-Legged Library: Books by Burro - Fearsome wild animals and glitzy Las Vegas shows have a long history. But when one Vegas magician realized his act was exploiting big cats, he started a wild animal sanctuary. Now retired and injured show animals have a safe, cruelty-free place to live. Then, how do you teach poor peasant children in Colombia how to read when they have no books or teachers? You bring the books to them by burro. One man’s selfless commitment to children and education. 1:00 AM ET / 10:00 PM PT Last Chance to See Komodo Dragon - Stephen and Mark travel to the Malay Archipeligo on their way to the Indonesian island of Komodo where they hope to see Komodo Dragons. 2:00 AM ET / 11:00 PM PT Hustle Albert is in Chinatown to close a deal with Phil and his brother-in-law, Charlie. However, Czech Charlie is a notorious hard-man and not one to ever consider conning, so when Phil collapses and dies, Albert decides to cut his losses and leave the con. But Charlie isn’t pulling out. He wants his brother’s cash by the end of the week or else! Can the team con half a million to save Albert’s bacon? 3:00 AM ET / 12:00 AM PT Get Out! Kukulcan, Cancun - Unrated - The Get Out! girls get a chance to feed live sharks in a tank and Arianna has a sexy shoot on the beach. 3:30 AM ET / 12:30 AM PT Deadline! Unrated Lingerie & Basketball, It’s About Time - Katie Daryl suits up - correction - strips down and practices with the Lingerie Basketball League’s L.A. Glam. Fan voice mails are also featured. 4:00 AM ET / 1:00 AM PT Art Mann Presents... The Laughlin River Run - Unrated - Huge motorcycle rally held on the banks of the Colorado River. 4:30 AM ET / 1:30 AM PT Girls Gone Wild® Presents Sexiest Bodies - Unrated - Girls Gone Wild® travels coast to coast looking for the hottest girls in America. Get ready to see the sexiest bodies they’ve ever caught on camera. 5:00 AM ET / 2:00 AM PT Bikini Destinations South Beach - Take a trip with our bikini models into the Everglades as they get up close and personal with alligators. Then view Miami from a cigarette boat and party the night away at Nikki’s beach. 5:30 AM ET / 2:30 AM PT Drinking Made Easy New York City - Zane Lamprey visits the Big Apple. He drinks at one of the city’s oldest bars, the longest bar, and a bar that’s location is a secret. Wednesday April 11, 2012 6:00 AM ET / 3:00 AM PT Fetal Fix This program traces the controversial use of fetal cells in Japan, the U.S. and China, presenting a cause for hope and an ethical dilemma. All times Eastern/Pacific - All schedules subject to change - Visit www.hd.net for the latest information and updates Page 3
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