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CURMUDGEON’S<br />

CORNER<br />

IN MEMORIAM<br />

LOANS FOR<br />

TRAVELLING FELLOWS<br />

The Royal Australasian College of<br />

Surgeons provides interest free loans to<br />

Fellows who plan to undertake approved<br />

research and/or training outside Australia and<br />

New Zealand.<br />

To be eligible to apply for a loan, an applicant<br />

must:<br />

• Be a Fellow of the College<br />

• Be in good financial standing<br />

• Demonstrate financial need<br />

• Be assessed as undertaking appropriate<br />

research and/or training<br />

• Not have an application pending, nor have<br />

received, a RACS Scholarship within the last<br />

5 years<br />

• Not receive more than one loan in the past<br />

five years<br />

Applications can be submitted at anytime<br />

with assessment being undertaken upon<br />

receipt.<br />

Loans will not exceed AU$20,000 each and<br />

will be subject to the availability of funding.<br />

These loans are interest free for a period of<br />

up to two years.<br />

Application forms can be found on the<br />

College website under College Resources<br />

For further information please contact:<br />

Megan Sproule<br />

T: +61 3 9249 1220<br />

E: megan.sproule@surgeons.org<br />

IPOD DEAFNESS<br />

Why are they listening to music instead of the sweet<br />

sounds of the world around them?<br />

BY PROFESSOR GRUMPY<br />

There is one thing that really<br />

annoys me and it is deafness.<br />

Now before you all jump on<br />

me and say how dare I make fun of<br />

or criticise someone with a disability,<br />

let me explain. I am sure that in time<br />

(well, as long as it takes you to read this<br />

article) you will agree.<br />

Yesterday I was painting our front<br />

fence. Mrs Curmudgeon has been at me<br />

for months to do this, but who wants to<br />

paint in misty rain. Yesterday however<br />

was different – sunny and dry. What is<br />

more, my favourite football team has<br />

been eliminated from contention (quite<br />

unfairly as it happens – that umpire<br />

was so biased). We live on a road where<br />

a lot of walkers come by with their<br />

dogs and being a congenial chap I greet<br />

them all with an enthusiastic “Good<br />

morning”. No replies! Again and again.<br />

The dogs look at me and wag their tails<br />

an extra beat or two but the humans –<br />

not a blink!<br />

The only explanation I could come up<br />

with is that there was an epidemic of<br />

deafness in our area. Maybe it was just<br />

rudeness but it seemed to be mainly<br />

younger people who were walking their<br />

dogs, not grumpy old codgers. Then<br />

the penny dropped – they all had little<br />

buds in their ears and were listening<br />

to music. Well some might have been<br />

music but the ones that had less well<br />

fitted buds the sound escaping was not<br />

music.<br />

Why would you walk in the Hills<br />

on a nice day with birds in the trees<br />

chorusing and other dogs barking to<br />

greet your dog and not want to hear<br />

this sound of joy? If it was Brahms or<br />

Mozart, maybe - but not if it was The<br />

Stones (or worse).<br />

The epidemic is growing – indeed it<br />

is nearly a pandemic. People isolated<br />

from other people in their own little<br />

electronic cosmos. You see them in<br />

trains and buses, in the street and<br />

elevators, in shops and offices - quite<br />

oblivious to their surroundings. I must<br />

try an experiment and see if the earbud<br />

brigade respond if I say something<br />

rude to them – I suspect not.<br />

There is a serious side to this deafness,<br />

namely that people are not aware of<br />

their surroundings when it matters.<br />

They may not hear the car coming or<br />

the shout on the golf course of “Fore”.<br />

University of Maryland researchers<br />

found 116 reports of death or injury of<br />

pedestrians who were using a listening<br />

device between 2004 and 2011– the<br />

so called “i-podestrian” deaths. Of all<br />

the accidents in the study, 55 percent<br />

involved trains and 89 percent occurred<br />

in urban areas. In almost a third of the<br />

incidents, it was claimed a warning was<br />

sounded prior to the accident.<br />

Our condolences to the<br />

family, friends and colleagues<br />

of the following Fellows<br />

whose death has been<br />

notified over the past month:<br />

Sarah Kruger<br />

New Zealand Fellow<br />

Roderick D. MacDonald<br />

NSW Fellow<br />

Keith H. Langford<br />

USA Fellow<br />

Bruce Filmer<br />

USA Fellow<br />

Donald C McKinnon<br />

South Australian Fellow<br />

Platon Black<br />

Queensland Fellow (2014)<br />

John Talbott Dunn<br />

Victorian Fellow (2014)<br />

Robert James McInerney<br />

NSW Fellow (2014)<br />

Redmond B.G. Cook<br />

NSW Fellow (2014)<br />

Glen John Coorey<br />

NSW Fellow (2014)<br />

John Joseph Connors<br />

ACT Fellow (2009)<br />

We would like to notify readers that it<br />

is not the practice of Surgical News<br />

to publish obituaries. When provided<br />

they are published along with the<br />

names of deceased Fellows under<br />

In Memoriam on the College website<br />

www.surgeons.org<br />

Informing the College<br />

If you wish to notify the College of the<br />

death of a Fellow, please contact the<br />

manager in your regional office:<br />

ACT: Eve.Edwards@surgeons.org<br />

NSW: Allan.Chapman@surgeons.org<br />

NZ: Justine.Peterson@surgeons.org<br />

QLD: David.Watson@surgeons.org<br />

SA: Daniela.Ciccarello@surgeons.org<br />

TAS: Dianne.Cornish@surgeons.org<br />

VIC: Denice.Spense@surgeons.org<br />

WA: Angela.D’Castro@surgeons.org<br />

NT: college.nt@surgeons.org<br />

34 SURGICAL NEWS OCTOBER 2015 SURGICAL NEWS OCTOBER 2015 35

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