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iot noun: 1. a disturbance made<br />

by an unruly mob (or, in law, three or more<br />

persons), tumult or uproar; 2. boisterous<br />

activity or unrestrained revelry; 3. an<br />

occasion<br />

<strong>RIOT</strong>!<br />

of boisterous merriment<br />

eMAgazine<br />

Number 2<br />

December 2015, Vol. 1, issue 2<br />

JAYC<br />

Editor-in-Chief/Publisher/Founder<br />

BRINGER-OF-<strong>RIOT</strong>!S<br />

MisterFYI@yahoo.com<br />

MAGGIE<br />

Art Director/Associate Publisher<br />

CREATOR-OF-<strong>RIOT</strong>!OUS-IMAGES<br />

MaggiebyDESYGN@gmail.com<br />

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Executive Assistant<br />

<strong>RIOT</strong>!IST-OF-ALL-TRADES<br />

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<strong>RIOT</strong>!ERS<br />

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THE QUIET <strong>RIOT</strong>!<br />

Those who help, but wish to remain silent<br />

You know who you are<br />

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