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iot noun: 1. a disturbance made<br />
by an unruly mob (or, in law, three or more<br />
persons), tumult or uproar; 2. boisterous<br />
activity or unrestrained revelry; 3. an<br />
occasion<br />
<strong>RIOT</strong>!<br />
of boisterous merriment<br />
eMAgazine<br />
Number 2<br />
December 2015, Vol. 1, issue 2<br />
JAYC<br />
Editor-in-Chief/Publisher/Founder<br />
BRINGER-OF-<strong>RIOT</strong>!S<br />
MisterFYI@yahoo.com<br />
MAGGIE<br />
Art Director/Associate Publisher<br />
CREATOR-OF-<strong>RIOT</strong>!OUS-IMAGES<br />
MaggiebyDESYGN@gmail.com<br />
LYCHEE<br />
Executive Assistant<br />
<strong>RIOT</strong>!IST-OF-ALL-TRADES<br />
DESYGN<strong>RIOT</strong>@gmail.com<br />
<strong>RIOT</strong>!ERS<br />
Dr.Lori, SKL<br />
THE QUIET <strong>RIOT</strong>!<br />
Those who help, but wish to remain silent<br />
You know who you are<br />
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P U B L I S H I N G<br />
Roster!<br />
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ChristmasFacts<br />
4-5<br />
TheAngelTree<br />
6-9<br />
Movies:ScroogedForTheHolidays<br />
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Centerfold:SantaUnderFire<br />
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Music:Santa'sSolarSleigh<br />
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Food:ChristmasDinner<br />
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Health:HolidaySADness<br />
Fiction:DeliveryFromSanta<br />
BahHumbugOnSeasonalTunes
R EFLECTIONS!<br />
Gifting is a huge reward<br />
make the holiday season special<br />
a look at the world around us byDESYGN<br />
Maggie<br />
MaggieBYDESYGN@GMAIL.COM<br />
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REFLECTIONS!<br />
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No child ever chose to live in<br />
poverty. These are the<br />
"innocents." They are not<br />
responsible for their family's<br />
reduced circumstances, yet<br />
they must live each day<br />
of their young lives in<br />
ways that most of<br />
us would find<br />
appalling and<br />
unbearable.<br />
Maggie can create the avatar you always wanted. E-mail her at Maggiebydesygn@gmail.com<br />
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One good Scrooge deserves another<br />
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A Tale of<br />
Two Carols<br />
An entertaining look by<br />
• Maggie&JayC
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Alastair Sim,<br />
as Ebenezer<br />
Scrooge, and<br />
Michael Dolan,<br />
as the Spirit of<br />
Christmas Past,<br />
in A Christmas<br />
Carol (1951).<br />
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R! E N D E Z V O U S<br />
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Plenty of surprises in store<br />
WhenSanta<br />
getsquizzed<br />
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RESTORATIVEPRACTICE !<br />
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<strong>RIOT</strong>! READING ROOM SERIES<br />
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Santa<br />
Delivers<br />
the waiting is the hardest part<br />
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short fiction by<br />
SKL<br />
illustrations by Maggie
READINGROOM !<br />
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R EADINGROOM!<br />
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RANT !<br />
Tuning Out Carols<br />
it's not what it sounds like<br />
FYI: A view of the world as I see it<br />
JayC<br />
MisterFYI@YAHOO.COM<br />
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