Viva Lewes Issue #114 March 2016
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David Jarman<br />
Radio days... and nights<br />
It has long been<br />
the practice in our<br />
household for my<br />
wife and I to eat very<br />
late at night. When<br />
the children were<br />
growing up, they<br />
were fed early in the<br />
evening. Only when<br />
they were in bed and<br />
sedated did we embark<br />
upon our meal.<br />
Now they are adults,<br />
we continue to eat<br />
late. One advantage<br />
is that when I do the<br />
washing up (No, of<br />
course I don’t have a<br />
dishwasher. Just one more thing to go wrong, as<br />
my father always said) Radio 3’s Through the Night<br />
is already on. Long pieces of classical music, brief<br />
informative introductions, no parroting of irritating<br />
phrases like ‘charged at your usual message<br />
rate’ and ‘BBC New Generation Artist’- Radio 3<br />
as it used to be for most of the day.<br />
I do listen to Radio 3 during the day. Not Sean<br />
Rafferty’s In Tune. That would be going too<br />
far. But Essential Classics from 9am, though<br />
God knows that’s enough of an ordeal. First the<br />
moronic ‘Five reasons to love’ slot. Come 9.30<br />
and it’s the ‘Brainteaser’, even more annoying<br />
when Sarah Walker is presenting the show as she<br />
always feels it necessary to refer to the setters of<br />
the quiz as ‘our brainteaser boffins’. A certain<br />
Herbie Goldberg always used to be the first to<br />
call in with the right answer. But he seems to have<br />
disappeared. Perhaps he’s been done away with by<br />
less nifty listeners. I think I’ve noticed that Robin<br />
Milner-Gulland only fires off the answer when<br />
the brainteaser is less insultingly easy than usual.<br />
I always relish Mr Milner-Gulland’s corrections<br />
of the presenters on<br />
all things Russian<br />
- advising, for example<br />
on how Night<br />
on a Bare Mountain<br />
should more accurately<br />
be translated<br />
into English. Sarah<br />
Walker also suffers<br />
from the modern<br />
tendency of not<br />
undermining the<br />
self-esteem of any<br />
brainteaser contestant<br />
who contacts<br />
the show, however<br />
idiotic they are. So<br />
if someone suggests<br />
‘Josephine Baker’ as the answer, and is told by<br />
Sarah that “that’s not quite right”, the correct<br />
solution will almost certainly turn out to be<br />
Hildegard of Bingen.<br />
And then the habitual clichés. Listeners relating<br />
how they were so moved on hearing a particular<br />
piece of music in the car that the tears streamed<br />
down their cheeks and, blinded, they had to pull<br />
over to avoid an accident. JS Bach’s music having<br />
affinities with Mathematics. The slow development<br />
of a monumental Bruckner symphony<br />
being like the building of a cathedral in sound.<br />
The separate instruments of, say, a piano trio,<br />
responding to each other as though they were<br />
having a conversation. A particular rendition of<br />
the Eroica being so vital that it’s as though the<br />
ink had still not dried on Beethoven’s manuscript<br />
paper. Rob Cowan telling us that a particular<br />
recording was the first record he ever bought. It<br />
seems to me that he has done this so many times<br />
on the airwaves that, if true, he must have used<br />
his pocket money to buy up half the record shop.<br />
And so on and so on…<br />
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