The Definition Magazine Feb Issue 26

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February 2016
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Issue 26
Featuring
Sabrina Bolster
Maddie Chris
Nije Durdeen
Nikki Jayne
Nykia Sanderson
The Best Kept Secret
Wanda Ann
Cover Model
GELS-The Model
Sexy Boudoir

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Maddie Chris- Jeremy Cook
Nikki Jayne- Josh Turner
Nykia Sanderson- MM3 Photos
Nije Durdeen- Roland Dawson
The Best Kept Secret- MM3 Photos
Wanda Ann- Anthony John Martone
Sabrina Bolster- Hardy Nance

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M addie C hris
Photographer: Jeremy Cook
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Samsung Gear S2
Smart Wearables
The next big thing is already here

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Kept Secret
Photographer : MM3 Photo
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Nikki Jayne
Photographer: Josh Turner HMUA: Angie Hurley
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Photographer- Arthur Steele
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Humor
After the Office Party
John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly
unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.
After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.
“Louise,” he moaned, “tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?”
“Even worse,” she said, her voice oozing scorn. “You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in
antagonizing the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.”
“He’s an asshole,” John said. “Piss on him.”
“You did,” came the reply. “And he fired you.”
“Well, screw him!” said John.
“I did. You’re back at work on Monday.
Growing Wild
Here is this guy who really takes care of his body; he lifts weights and jogs five miles every day.
One morning, he looks into the mirror and admires his body. He notices that he is really sun tanned all over
except one part and he decides to do something about it.
He goes to the beach, completely undresses and buries himself in the dand except for the one part sticking
out.
Two little old ladies are strolling along the beach and one looks down and says, “There really is no justice in
this world.”
The other little old lady says, “What do you mean?”
The first little old lady says, “Look at that.”
“When I was 10 years old, I was afraid of it.”
“When I was 20 years old, I was curious about it.”
“When I was 30 years old, I enjoyed it.”
“When I was 40 years old, I asked for it.”
“When I was 50 years old, I paid for it.”
“When I was 60 years old, I prayed for it.”
“When I was 70 years old, I forgot about it.”
“And now that I’m 80, the damned things are growing wild!!”
$400 For A Night
A man came home from work one day to find his wife on the front porch with her bags packed.
‘Just where the heck do you think you’re going!’, said the man.
‘I’m going to Las Vegas’, said the wife, ‘I just found out I can get $400 a night for what I give you for free!
‘The man said, ‘Wait a minute!’, and then ran inside the house only to come back a few minutes later with his
suitcases in hand.
‘Where the heck are you going?’, said the wife.
The man said, ‘I want to see how you’re gonna live on $800 a year!’
Dead Branch Hanging
A little girl walks into her parents’ bathroom and notices for the First time, her father’s nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn’t have. She asks, “What are those round things
hanging there, daddy?”
Proudly, he replies, “Those, sweetheart, are God’s Apples of Life.
Without them we wouldn’t be here.”
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, “Did he say
anything about the dead branch they’re hanging from?”
If Women Had A Penis For A Day
10. Get ahead faster in corporate America.
9. Get a blow job.
8. Find out what is so fascinating about beating the meat.
7. Pee standing up while talking to other men at a urinal.
6. Determine WHY you can’t hit the bowl consistently.
5. Find out what it’s like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm.
4. Touch yourself in public without thought as to how improper it may seem.
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks.
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction which occurs between a man’s eyes and the ruler
situated next to his member which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement.
Repeat number 9……

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By Charles White
What do men talk about? Everything. We talk about sex and relationships. Money, power and
anything that matters to us. Charles White brings a insight to what men are thinking and
saying..... Manmemo.
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How Men Express
Men sharing their points of view and what women can learn from them.
Because a successful relationship is really about having ongoing successful
relations, the first area of concern -and undoubtedly the greatest challenge - is
communication. "Black men don't talk." I've heard this before. I've never been
accused of it, but I'm aware of it. What's interesting is that women don't say that
black men don't talk before they get into bed with them. Chances are he talks
just as much now as he did before you became lovers. The only difference is that
you are listening to (and viewing) him differently. With your new level of intimacy,
you have a stronger need (and desire) to connect with him verbally, not just
sexually.
For the black woman who is in a relationship with a black man, know that he
does not experience - nor does he see - the world the way that you do. You were
embraced both socially and professionally before we were. You've never been
considered a threat, and you've received more opportunities as a result. The
world that your black man lives in can feel like an uphill race. A good woman
(i.e., a woman who understands her man and how to positively motivate him) can
help a black man embrace his struggles, and not feel victimized by them.

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S abrina Bolster
Photographer- Hardy Nance
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Nije Durdeen
Photographer: roland Dawson
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Nykia Sanderson
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Wanda Ann
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February 2016
DEFINITIONIssue 26