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ISSUE 1610 MAR <strong>12</strong>, <strong>2016</strong><br />

DON’TWORRY,ANDREWWON’TPUNCHYOU.HE’LL<br />

HAPPILYPLAYINHISUNDERCRACKERS,THOUGH…<br />

ON ROCK’N’ROLL…<br />

HAVE YOU EVER SHED BLOOD<br />

IN THE NAME OF ROCK?<br />

“Before I started the band, I busked<br />

this tunnel in Central Station in Sydney. Everyone<br />

s looking at me, so I was thinking,‘Wow, this is<br />

ng really well!’ I got home and looked in the<br />

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HAVE YOU EVER PUNCHED A BANDMATE?<br />

“No. I think if I ever let myself get to that level it’d<br />

be a real low point. I went to a rough school where<br />

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WHEN DID YOU LAST WAKE UP NOT<br />

KNOWING WHERE YOU WERE?<br />

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itinerary, so I walked outside and couldn’t see a single<br />

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Ah, the famous 10-Per-Cent-Offs baseball team.<br />

You’d be lost without ’em…<br />

FAILURES<br />

AND F’UPS<br />

IF YOU COULD ERASE<br />

ONE SONG YOU’VE<br />

WRITTEN, WHAT<br />

WOULD IT BE?<br />

“Sometimes I feel<br />

weird about Far<br />

Away, but then<br />

other times<br />

people tell<br />

me it’s<br />

THE ULTIMATE<br />

ROCKSTAR TEST<br />

ANDREW STOCKDALE<br />

WOLFMOTHER<br />

“I GOT BLOOD ALL<br />

OVER MY FACE<br />

FROM BUSKING!”<br />

ANDREW STOCKDALE<br />

their favourite song. If I thought about that too<br />

much, I’d drive myself crazy, though²<br />

HAVE YOU EVER FALLEN OVER ON<br />

YOUR ARSE ONSTAGE?<br />

“Yeah, we were playing the Festival Hall in Melbourne<br />

and we had dry ice, but it wasn’t dry. The stage<br />

was covered in water, and as I was running to the<br />

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back up, but then I fell over again and slammed into<br />

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Crikey. Was the drum riser okay?<br />

LIFESTYLES OF THE<br />

RICH AND FAMOUS…<br />

WHO’S THE MOST FAMOUS PERSON TO<br />

TELL YOU THEY DIG YOUR BAND?<br />

“Lenny Kravitz, Neil Young, Gene Simmons, Lars<br />

Ulrich… It’s so weird when you have people like<br />

that saying nice things about what you do, it’s like<br />

you’re levitating. You get in a great mood, and you<br />

want to hang onto that encouragement and you<br />

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WHAT’S THE MOST EXTRAVAGANT<br />

THING YOU’VE EVER BOUGHT?<br />

“A camera. I used to do photography<br />

before I was in a band, and when<br />

we started Wolfmother I was<br />

so broke that I pawned my<br />

camera. I managed to get<br />

it back, but just<br />

recently I thought, ‘I’ve always wanted a Leica<br />

camera.’ That’s a German make, and I’m not going to<br />

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You know they have cameras on phones now, right?<br />

ON THE HYPOTHETICAL…<br />

YOU WAKE UP ONE MORNING BUT, FOR<br />

SOME REASON, YOU’VE BECOME ALLERGIC<br />

TO TROUSERS AND SHORTS. DO YOU PLAY<br />

IN YOUR PANTS?<br />

“Absolutely! I live next to the beach,<br />

so I’m pretty comfortable when<br />

comes to going ‘au naturel’.That<br />

wouldn’t be a show-stopper, it<br />

wouldn’t bother me at all! I’d just<br />

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IF YOU COULD GO BACK<br />

AND CHANGE ONE DECISION<br />

WOLFMOTHER’S CAREER,WHAT<br />

WOULD IT BE?<br />

“There’s that saying that everything you do leads<br />

you to where you are. I wouldn’t be where I am if<br />

I changed something, and I’m perfectly happy with<br />

where I’m at. Everything happens for a reason, and<br />

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YOU’VE GOT A SONG CALLED COSMIC<br />

EGG. TELL US, WHAT WOULD A REAL<br />

COSMIC EGG OMELETTE TASTE LIKE?<br />

“Actually, there’s a burger place in Sydney with a<br />

Cosmic Egg Burger, which, of course, I have every<br />

time I’m there. I think the omelette would need<br />

possibly some green pesto mixed in, olives with a<br />

bit of paprika and maybe some chorizo. Anything<br />

that might give it a bit of a cosmic twist – some<br />

saffron, that’d be bit cosmic, and maybe some<br />

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Saffron… So, not a black hole, or a sun, or something from<br />

space? No, if you want cosmic, herbs it is…<br />

SPIRITUAL HEADMELTER…<br />

DO FISH DREAM?<br />

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know if they do! If they don’t sleep,<br />

then they probably don’t dream. That<br />

seems kind of a logical conclusion<br />

But if they do slee<br />

they’ll have some dr<br />

know how the uncons<br />

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You don’t? But isn’t talking on<br />

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RIFF LORD? OH YES.<br />

HELL-RAISING ROCK GOD?<br />

ANDREW’S GOT WORK TO DO<br />

THE LEADERBOARD<br />

SCORE<br />

68%<br />

1 ALICE COOPER 99%<br />

2 GENE SIMMONS KISS 93%<br />

3 MORTIIS 90%<br />

4 BERT McCRACKEN THE USED 86%<br />

5 BRENDON URIE PANIC! AT THE DISCO 85%<br />

6 DERYCK WHIBLEY SUM 41 83%<br />

7 ALEX GASKARTH ALL TIME LOW 75%<br />

8 DENIS STOFF ASKING ALEXANDRIA 73%<br />

9 NEIL FALLON CLUTCH 69%<br />

10 ANDREW STOCKDALE WOLFMOTHER 68%<br />

11 BEN BARLOW NECK DEEP 65%<br />

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WORDS: DAN SLESSOR<br />

KERRANG! 63

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