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Jason Mumford<br />
1. The omnium in the track cycling. Completely bonkers!<br />
2. Do tripping over tree routes and making odd wheezing noises count?!<br />
3. Rachel Riley<br />
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Dave Hayes<br />
1. What I thought was the Miss Wet T-shirt contest but turned out to be the<br />
Women’s Hockey Final!<br />
They certainly put the England football team to shame for sheer guts and<br />
endeavour. Which was summed up by Mo Farah’s fall in the 10k – got up and<br />
got on with it. None of the histrionics of all cheating footballers.<br />
2. During races I actually always acknowledged everyone who cheered me on<br />
or called out my name including an ‘old flame’ from 1961 who was in the<br />
crowd at Bird Cage Walk (London Marathon 1987) I stopped gave her a kiss<br />
and still broke the 3 hour barrier (with her irate husband in pursuit!)<br />
3. Blair and or Campbell and all Mandelson or all three plus a GUN! Failing<br />
that a lift repairman!<br />
And there’s more….. Don’t know how it happened but I appear to have Caster<br />
Semenya’s breasts and I’m pretty sure certain she’s got my testicles<br />
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