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What did the actor<br />
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through a hole in<br />
the floor?<br />
‘Don’t worry, it’s<br />
just a stage I’m<br />
going through!’<br />
A new restaurant<br />
opened on the moon.<br />
It was great food<br />
but there was no<br />
atmosphere!<br />
Why was the boy<br />
so excited that he<br />
completed a jigsaw<br />
puzzle in only nine<br />
weeks?<br />
Because on the box it<br />
said 8-12 Years!<br />
Where<br />
did Noah<br />
keep<br />
his<br />
bees?<br />
In the<br />
Ark-hives!<br />
‘Have you bought a new outfit?’ Adam asked Eve<br />
Two hedgehogs<br />
were waiting at<br />
the side of the<br />
road.<br />
“Shall we cross<br />
here?” asked one.<br />
“No,” replied the<br />
second, “Just<br />
look what<br />
happened to the<br />
zebra!”<br />
What<br />
happened<br />
when the<br />
owl lost his<br />
voice? He<br />
didn’t give<br />
a hoot!<br />
Why was the<br />
insomniac told to<br />
lie on the edge of<br />
his bed?<br />
To help him to<br />
drop off more<br />
easily!<br />
Why did the<br />
escaped prisoner<br />
saw the legs off<br />
his bed?<br />
He wanted to lie<br />
low!<br />
What is copper<br />
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