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#NINE PICK UP LINE<br />
by Merridawn Duckler<br />
FRANK’S PLACE<br />
by Calder G. Lorenz<br />
The renters did it so much we called them the rutters,<br />
The walls shook, the toothpaste jumped out of the tube.<br />
God help the person who wanted to cook a custard!<br />
Daily, monthly, hourly. Not newlyweds,<br />
these bed-wreckers, not insects with only one chance<br />
before they croak. They had tons of chances and used them all.<br />
God help us, they were at it again.<br />
But you get used to everything said our parents, who never did.<br />
So we steadied fragile vases by rote and<br />
if anyone wanted to hang a picture, they just held<br />
the nail next to the hammer and waited.<br />
Then one day—silence.<br />
Were they dead? Had they done it to death?<br />
O the stillness. We heard a car door slam. Done.<br />
It was first and last and nothing at all. And that’s the only reason<br />
I’m even suggesting it. The silence. No one should get used to that.<br />
“It’s no good for a man to swallow blood,” Frank said. “It’s bad for the stomach.”<br />
He put a plastic cup on the bar. He twisted open a bottle of soda water. He said,<br />
“Rinse and then spit.”<br />
It was his bar after all and so I followed his orders. I rinsed and then I spit into<br />
the cup.<br />
He asked, “How about some tea? Peppermint? Jasmine? Rooibos?”<br />
I watched him open a tin next to the register. He held up an impressive selection.<br />
He waved the packages. He spread it all out before me. He said, “These kinds of<br />
things are good for the stomach.”<br />
“I want whiskey, Frank. Neat.”<br />
Again, I rinsed and then I spit into the cup. I saw that there was less blood than<br />
before.<br />
Frank wore his concern. He asked, “Should you be drinking?”<br />
“I’m at a bar,” I said.<br />
Frank frowned. He went and filled the coffee pot with water. He turned it on.<br />
He said, “This place is more than that.”<br />
While we waited, Frank buttoned and then unbuttoned his green flannel shirt.<br />
He adjusted his brown ball cap. He put one hand on his hip and one hand on the<br />
bar. And I watched as the lines around his eyes stretched and his left cheek pulled<br />
up into a lump. I noticed that his mustache was more manicured than usual. It’d<br />
been trimmed. It was level and ordered. He’d shaved too. His skin looked smooth<br />
and lotioned. And even though his moustache was still curled down over his lip,<br />
wrapped into his mouth a bit, he looked younger and confident and ready for the<br />
day.<br />
Now, he’d never admit it, and I’d never say it to him, but in that moment, I<br />
thought I might know why he’d gone and decided to attempt a little upkeep.<br />
I thought back, it was about a week before, on a Tuesday night, and there was a<br />
customer, a woman in her late thirties, a woman with piled brown hair, a woman<br />
with her logoed work jacket zipped to her neck, a woman not at all agreeable that<br />
she’d been brought down to Frank’s by her younger and drunker date who ignored<br />
her and chatted away with whoever was chatting. She kept her arms together. She<br />
leaned away as people leaned into each other. She wiped all that was in front of her<br />
onto the floor. She wore her disgust for where she was. With the neighborhood.<br />
With her neighbors there at the bar.<br />
Now, on some level it was understandable, she’d been brought to where the<br />
streets outside raged with a different kind of addiction than she was probably<br />
accustomed to and when you’re new to a setting, a town, a city, the last thing you<br />
want to hear the people inside it say, prattle over, chatter about, is what the city<br />
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