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THE BIRDS WE PILED LOOSELY • ISSUE 10 • JANUARY 2017

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YOU HAD BETTER HAVE A BIRD IN IT<br />

by David Eingorn<br />

You had better have a bird in it<br />

like a red-tailed blackbird or<br />

house finch pecking<br />

at crumbs on the sidewalk;<br />

a spare sparrow or<br />

a big, yellow pretend bird like Big Bird or<br />

an orange-breasted robin<br />

protecting its nest outside<br />

my front door, or<br />

a snowy owl<br />

in winter.<br />

Because birds do not commit suicide.<br />

Because birds can help.<br />

after Jack Spicer’s “A Poem Without a Single Bird In It”<br />

WHEN A CROW ASKS FOR A JOB,<br />

YOU GIVE IT TO HIM<br />

by Amy Deakin<br />

Crow wants a job.<br />

It is given to him.<br />

He didn’t have to take it, like everything else.<br />

Worm it out of the ground like a difficult insect.<br />

Crow is successful at work, because<br />

As crow flies<br />

Crow cuts travel time and saves money.<br />

Crow creates a nest of money.<br />

Crow sells shares<br />

in his nest of money and makes it back several times over.<br />

Crow has the knack of the stock market.<br />

But like a worm<br />

Crow finds that money<br />

Won’t stay still. You need to<br />

Chase it round continents<br />

Bludgeon it. Peck it the nuts.<br />

If it doesn’t exist<br />

You must imagine it does.<br />

All is going well for crow.<br />

Only one day it doesn’t.<br />

Because one day crow is<br />

throwing up money,<br />

haemorrhaging money.<br />

Due to loss of money<br />

Crow needs to be<br />

Injected with more money,<br />

wrapped in a bank note<br />

and nursed back to health.<br />

Crow is becoming a liability.<br />

He must prove his worth<br />

by generating money<br />

with his foot, his beady eye.<br />

Crow is learning to fly<br />

Learning to fly increases productivity<br />

By <strong>10</strong>%. Crow give us back your wing<br />

And give us back our <strong>10</strong>%<br />

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