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YOU HAD BETTER HAVE A BIRD IN IT<br />
by David Eingorn<br />
You had better have a bird in it<br />
like a red-tailed blackbird or<br />
house finch pecking<br />
at crumbs on the sidewalk;<br />
a spare sparrow or<br />
a big, yellow pretend bird like Big Bird or<br />
an orange-breasted robin<br />
protecting its nest outside<br />
my front door, or<br />
a snowy owl<br />
in winter.<br />
Because birds do not commit suicide.<br />
Because birds can help.<br />
after Jack Spicer’s “A Poem Without a Single Bird In It”<br />
WHEN A CROW ASKS FOR A JOB,<br />
YOU GIVE IT TO HIM<br />
by Amy Deakin<br />
Crow wants a job.<br />
It is given to him.<br />
He didn’t have to take it, like everything else.<br />
Worm it out of the ground like a difficult insect.<br />
Crow is successful at work, because<br />
As crow flies<br />
Crow cuts travel time and saves money.<br />
Crow creates a nest of money.<br />
Crow sells shares<br />
in his nest of money and makes it back several times over.<br />
Crow has the knack of the stock market.<br />
But like a worm<br />
Crow finds that money<br />
Won’t stay still. You need to<br />
Chase it round continents<br />
Bludgeon it. Peck it the nuts.<br />
If it doesn’t exist<br />
You must imagine it does.<br />
All is going well for crow.<br />
Only one day it doesn’t.<br />
Because one day crow is<br />
throwing up money,<br />
haemorrhaging money.<br />
Due to loss of money<br />
Crow needs to be<br />
Injected with more money,<br />
wrapped in a bank note<br />
and nursed back to health.<br />
Crow is becoming a liability.<br />
He must prove his worth<br />
by generating money<br />
with his foot, his beady eye.<br />
Crow is learning to fly<br />
Learning to fly increases productivity<br />
By <strong>10</strong>%. Crow give us back your wing<br />
And give us back our <strong>10</strong>%<br />
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