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WINTER<br />

The water is freezing and the geyser seems like it is<br />

unwell too. The shower stalls are dusty from inactivity.<br />

The chilling air gives hypothermia if you have a spot of<br />

skin uncovered.<br />

As a result, we are wrapped in our quilt for about three<br />

quarters of the day, sweating in comfort. You would<br />

think it’s tough to live in our collective squalour. That’s<br />

where the blocked nose helps. God’s work if you ask<br />

me.<br />

Introduction<br />

to<br />

Procrastination<br />

Amit Kumar Dogra, 2nd year, COE<br />

Hey guys! How have you been doing<br />

lately?<br />

That being said, few pleasures beat cozying up in heaps<br />

of fabric. Maggi and chai at Baba’s becomes exponentially<br />

more satisfying. And it’s a welcome relief from<br />

the usual heat. Roaming Delhi under the sun becomes<br />

doable. It’s a change of pace, and while everyone has<br />

there own opinion, there’s something we can’t deny.<br />

Winter is coming.<br />

Nothing much? Don’t worry, we got<br />

your back.<br />

Ok, so this course has already<br />

been excelled by all of you, since<br />

your childhood and is currently<br />

being implemented while you are<br />

reading this text. So why do you<br />

need to pursue it?<br />

We award you with a formal<br />

certificate, given at the end of the<br />

course (at a cost which you won’t<br />

be able to pay, obviously) which<br />

gives you a formal declaration to<br />

brag about how big a PRO have you<br />

become on PROcrastination.<br />

The course is expected to last for<br />

10 weeks but keeping in mind your<br />

habit of delaying things, we can<br />

extend it up to 15 because watching<br />

Suits is always going to have the<br />

highest priority. We assist our<br />

course with online lectures (which<br />

you will stop seeing after a week or<br />

so) and online modules (which are<br />

going to your Downloads folder,<br />

permanently).<br />

We have a dedicated team<br />

comprising of vastly experienced..<br />

.<br />

.<br />

.<br />

.<br />

Ah! Our bad! We ourselves<br />

took the course too seriously for a<br />

moment.<br />

We already know that most of<br />

you have stopped reading about our<br />

course midway but if you didn’t and<br />

are still reading this, enroll in our<br />

course, power down your device and<br />

make yourself productive.<br />

After seeing one episode of Friends,<br />

obviously.Cheers!<br />

OCT-NOV 2016/DTU TIMES/ 25

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