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WINTER<br />
The water is freezing and the geyser seems like it is<br />
unwell too. The shower stalls are dusty from inactivity.<br />
The chilling air gives hypothermia if you have a spot of<br />
skin uncovered.<br />
As a result, we are wrapped in our quilt for about three<br />
quarters of the day, sweating in comfort. You would<br />
think it’s tough to live in our collective squalour. That’s<br />
where the blocked nose helps. God’s work if you ask<br />
me.<br />
Introduction<br />
to<br />
Procrastination<br />
Amit Kumar Dogra, 2nd year, COE<br />
Hey guys! How have you been doing<br />
lately?<br />
That being said, few pleasures beat cozying up in heaps<br />
of fabric. Maggi and chai at Baba’s becomes exponentially<br />
more satisfying. And it’s a welcome relief from<br />
the usual heat. Roaming Delhi under the sun becomes<br />
doable. It’s a change of pace, and while everyone has<br />
there own opinion, there’s something we can’t deny.<br />
Winter is coming.<br />
Nothing much? Don’t worry, we got<br />
your back.<br />
Ok, so this course has already<br />
been excelled by all of you, since<br />
your childhood and is currently<br />
being implemented while you are<br />
reading this text. So why do you<br />
need to pursue it?<br />
We award you with a formal<br />
certificate, given at the end of the<br />
course (at a cost which you won’t<br />
be able to pay, obviously) which<br />
gives you a formal declaration to<br />
brag about how big a PRO have you<br />
become on PROcrastination.<br />
The course is expected to last for<br />
10 weeks but keeping in mind your<br />
habit of delaying things, we can<br />
extend it up to 15 because watching<br />
Suits is always going to have the<br />
highest priority. We assist our<br />
course with online lectures (which<br />
you will stop seeing after a week or<br />
so) and online modules (which are<br />
going to your Downloads folder,<br />
permanently).<br />
We have a dedicated team<br />
comprising of vastly experienced..<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
.<br />
Ah! Our bad! We ourselves<br />
took the course too seriously for a<br />
moment.<br />
We already know that most of<br />
you have stopped reading about our<br />
course midway but if you didn’t and<br />
are still reading this, enroll in our<br />
course, power down your device and<br />
make yourself productive.<br />
After seeing one episode of Friends,<br />
obviously.Cheers!<br />
OCT-NOV 2016/DTU TIMES/ 25