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SOUVENIR BROCHURE AND LIBRETTO<br />
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“Way, way, back” – Over twenty years ago<br />
(and not long after our production began!) a respected critic<br />
wrote “I could watch this show a hundred times and then come<br />
back for more… It sweeps away all of the dreary sham that<br />
nowadays passes for theatre. It has everything: wonderful<br />
music and lyrics, splendid direction and choreography,<br />
characters and clowns, and one of the best storylines ever<br />
written. But above all it has honesty. It has a dedicated team<br />
who want to entertain, who dance like dervishes and sing their<br />
hearts out. You get a feeling that they love it. You have sort of a<br />
hunch that they love you. You know that they are going to give<br />
the theatre an evening that will be remembered.”<br />
As I sat down to write these notes, I felt that there was really<br />
little I could add – except to say that the critic was right.<br />
We do love it! Every principal performer, every brother, mother,<br />
slave, child, musician or stage hand who has travelled on this<br />
“juggernaut of joy” has been personally enriched by their<br />
association with this wonderful musical.<br />
This production is dedicated to the genius of Tim and Andrew,<br />
and is simply to say thank you to them from thousands of<br />
performers and millions of theatregoers all over the world,<br />
who have all come to believe that for two magical hours<br />
at least – “If you think it, want it, dream it,<br />
then it’s REAL – you are what you feel”.<br />
And finally it’s for David Land and<br />
Peter Lawrence from “a boy whose<br />
dreams came true”.<br />
Bill Kenwright<br />
Keith Jack (<strong>Joseph</strong>)<br />
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Bill Kenwright presents<br />
® Technicolor is a registered trademark of the Technicolor Group of Companies.<br />
Lyrics TIM RICE<br />
Music ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER<br />
Director BILL KENWRIGHT<br />
Choreographer/Associate Director HENRY METCALFE<br />
Musical Director DAVID STEADMAN<br />
Designer SEAN CAVANAGH<br />
Lighting Designer NICK RICHINGS<br />
Produced by arrangement with The Really Useful Group<br />
This production is dedicated to<br />
the loving memory of David Land,<br />
without whom...<br />
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Jess Conrad (<strong>Joseph</strong>)<br />
From its humble beginnings as a<br />
15-minute school production to the<br />
musical phenomenon we know and<br />
love today, <strong>Joseph</strong> has enchanted<br />
generation after generation of<br />
children and adults alike.<br />
With several incarnations of the show,<br />
spanning three record-breaking<br />
decades of performances, <strong>Joseph</strong> has<br />
always remained true to the charm<br />
and warmth of the original.<br />
Mike Holoway (<strong>Joseph</strong>)<br />
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Arvid Larson (<strong>Joseph</strong>)<br />
Paulina Doncel (Mrs Potiphar), Richard Swerrun (<strong>Joseph</strong>)<br />
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Julie Maguire (Narrator),<br />
Peter Lawrence (Jacob)<br />
James Earl Adair (<strong>Joseph</strong>), Ria Jones (Narrator), Robert Dallas (Pharaoh)<br />
C<br />
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Chris Corcoran (<strong>Joseph</strong>), Francis Ruffelle (Narrator)<br />
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David Ian (<strong>Joseph</strong>), Laura Webb (Mrs Potiphar)<br />
Vivienne Carlyle (Narrator)<br />
Shane Cortese (Pharaoh)<br />
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Any Dream Will Do…<br />
The smash hit BBC show Any Dream Will Do introduced a whole new generation of fans to<br />
the music, excitement and Technicolor brilliance of Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice’s seminal musical.<br />
Watched by millions every Saturday night, the show was produced to find a leading man for the new<br />
West End production. After twelve nail-biting weeks, the public finally decided that Lee Mead would be<br />
the West End’s newest star.<br />
But for some of the other finalists this was only the beginning of the journey: Bill Kenwright recognised<br />
the extraordinary talent which was being nurtured week on week and decided they too should have the<br />
opportunity to perform live on stage in this wonderful show. To date, four of those finalists have appeared in<br />
the touring production of <strong>Joseph</strong>: Antony Hansen, Chris Barton, Keith Jack and, with his hugely popular<br />
portrayal of <strong>Joseph</strong>, Craig Chalmers. They were soon to be joined by another TV finalist –<br />
this time the BBC’s I’d Do Anything provided the opportunity for talented finalist Tara Bethan to join the<br />
company as narrator, at the same time as Antony Hansen took on the role of Pharaoh.<br />
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ACT 1<br />
PROLOGUE<br />
Narrator:<br />
Some folks dream of wonders they’ll do<br />
Before their time on this planet is through<br />
Some just don’t have anything planned<br />
They hide their hopes and their heads in the sand<br />
I don’t say who is wrong, who is right<br />
But if by chance you are here for the night<br />
All I need is an hour or two<br />
To tell the tale of a dreamer like you<br />
We all dream a lot – some are lucky, some are not<br />
But if you think it, want it, dream it, then it’s real<br />
You are what you feel<br />
But all that I say can be told another way<br />
In the story of a boy whose dream came true<br />
And he could be you<br />
Children & Female Ensemble: Brothers:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> <strong>Joseph</strong> is it really true <strong>Joseph</strong> <strong>Joseph</strong> is it really you<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> <strong>Joseph</strong> is it really true <strong>Joseph</strong> <strong>Joseph</strong> is it really you<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
ANY DREAM WILL DO<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain<br />
To see for certain what I thought I knew<br />
Far, far away, someone was weeping<br />
But the world was sleeping<br />
All:<br />
Any dream will do<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Narrator, Children & FE:<br />
I wore my coat,<br />
I wore my coat<br />
with golden lining<br />
Ah<br />
Bright colours shining<br />
Ah<br />
wonderful and new<br />
And in the east<br />
And in the east<br />
the dawn was breaking<br />
Ah<br />
And the world was waking<br />
Ah<br />
Any dream will do<br />
Any dream will do (Bros/Jacob)<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Brothers & Jacob:<br />
A crash of drums, a flash of light Ah<br />
My golden coat flew out of sight<br />
All:<br />
The colours faded into darkness<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Narrator/Children/FE:<br />
I was left alone<br />
Ah, ah<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
All (except <strong>Joseph</strong>):<br />
May I return<br />
May I return<br />
to the beginning<br />
Ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
Ah (Narrator, Children & FE)<br />
The light is dimming<br />
light is dimming Ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
Ah (Narrator/Children/FE)<br />
and the dream is too<br />
Ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
The world and I<br />
The world and I<br />
we are still waiting<br />
Ah<br />
Still hesitating<br />
Hesitating ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
Any dream will do<br />
Any dream will do<br />
Any dream will do<br />
Any dream will do<br />
Any dream will do<br />
Any dream will do<br />
JACOB AND SONS<br />
Narrator:<br />
Way way back many centuries ago<br />
Not long after the Bible began<br />
Jacob lived in the land of Canaan<br />
A fine example of a family man<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Depended on farming to earn their keep<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Spent all of their days in the fields with sheep<br />
Jacob was the founder of a whole new nation<br />
Thanks to the number of children he’d had<br />
He was also known as Israel, but most of the time<br />
His sons and his wives used to call him Dad<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Men of the soil, of the sheaf and crook<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
A remarkable family in anyone’s book<br />
Narrator, Brothers & Children:<br />
FE:<br />
Reuben was the eldest of the children of Israel<br />
With Simeon and Levi the next in line<br />
Napthali and Isaachar with Asher and Dan Ah<br />
Zebulun and Gad took the total to nine Ah<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Benjamin and Judah, which leaves only one<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> – Jacob’s favourite son<br />
Ah, ah<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Jacob, Jacob, Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
JOSEPH’S COAT<br />
Jacob:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>’s mother, she was quite my favourite wife<br />
I never really loved another all my life<br />
And <strong>Joseph</strong> was my joy because<br />
He reminded me of her<br />
Narrator:<br />
Through young <strong>Joseph</strong>, Jacob lived his youth again<br />
Loved him, praised him, gave him all he could, but then<br />
It made the rest feel second best<br />
And even if they were –<br />
Brothers:<br />
Being told we’re also-rans<br />
Does not make us <strong>Joseph</strong> fans<br />
Narrator:<br />
But where they had really missed the boat is<br />
Brothers:<br />
We’re great guys but no-one seems to notice<br />
Narrator:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>’s charm and winning smile<br />
Failed to slay them in the aisle<br />
And his father couldn’t see the danger<br />
He could not imagine any danger<br />
He just saw in <strong>Joseph</strong> all his dreams come true<br />
Jacob wanted to show the world he loved his son<br />
To make it clear that <strong>Joseph</strong> was the special one<br />
So Jacob bought his son a coat<br />
A multi-coloured coat to wear<br />
Brothers:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>’s coat was elegant, the cut was fine<br />
The tasteful style was the ultimate in good design<br />
And this is why it caught the eye<br />
A king would stop and stare<br />
Narrator:<br />
And when <strong>Joseph</strong> tried it on<br />
He knew his sheepskin days were gone<br />
Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children:<br />
Such a dazzling coat of many colours<br />
How he loved his coat of many colours<br />
Narrator:<br />
In a class above the rest<br />
It even went well with his vest<br />
Such a stunning coat of many colours<br />
How he loved his coat of many colours<br />
It was red and yellow and green and<br />
Brown and blue<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>’s brothers weren’t<br />
Too pleased with what they saw<br />
Brothers:<br />
We had never liked him<br />
All that much before<br />
And now this coat<br />
Has got our goat<br />
We feel life is unfair<br />
Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children:<br />
And when <strong>Joseph</strong> graced the scene<br />
His bothers turned a shade of green<br />
His astounding clothing took the biscuit<br />
Narrator & Brothers:<br />
Quite the smoothest person in the district<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
I look handsome, I look smart<br />
I am a walking work of art<br />
Such a dazzling coat of many colours<br />
How I love my coat of many colours<br />
Narrator, Ensemble & Children:<br />
It was red and yellow<br />
and green and brown<br />
And scarlet and black and<br />
ochre and peach<br />
And ruby and olive and<br />
violet and fawn<br />
And lilac and gold and<br />
chocolate and mauve<br />
And cream and crimson and<br />
silver and rose<br />
And azure and lemon and<br />
russet and grey<br />
And purple and white and<br />
pink and orange<br />
And red and yellow and<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, Narrator, Ensemble & Children:<br />
green and brown and<br />
Scarlet and black and<br />
ochre and peach<br />
And ruby and olive and<br />
violet and fawn<br />
And lilac and gold and<br />
chocolate and mauve<br />
And cream and crimson<br />
and silver and rose<br />
And azure and lemon<br />
and russet and grey<br />
And purple and white<br />
and pink and orange<br />
And blue<br />
Choir:<br />
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba<br />
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba<br />
Oo-ee-oo oo-ee-oo<br />
Choir:<br />
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba<br />
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba<br />
Oo-ee-oo oo-ee-oo<br />
king would stop and stare<br />
Choir:<br />
Ah<br />
Ah<br />
Ah<br />
Ah<br />
yellow, green<br />
brown, blue<br />
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba<br />
Ba, ba<br />
Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba<br />
Ba, ba<br />
Ah<br />
Ah<br />
Ah<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
I look handsome, I look<br />
smart I am a<br />
Walking work of<br />
art. Such<br />
a dazzling coat of many<br />
colours. How<br />
I love my coat of many<br />
colours. It was<br />
red and yellow and<br />
JOSEPH’S DREAM<br />
Narrator:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>’s coat annoyed his brothers<br />
Brothers:<br />
But what makes us mad<br />
Are the things that <strong>Joseph</strong> tells us of the<br />
Dreams he’s often had<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
I dreamed that in the fields one day<br />
The corn gave me a sign<br />
Your eleven sheaves of corn<br />
All turned and bowed to mine<br />
My sheaf was quite a sight to see<br />
A golden sheaf and tall<br />
Yours were green and second-rate<br />
And really rather small<br />
Brothers:<br />
This is not the kind of thing<br />
We brothers like to hear<br />
It seems to us that <strong>Joseph</strong> and his<br />
Dreams should disappear<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
I dreamed I saw eleven stars<br />
The sun, the moon and sky<br />
Bowing down before my star<br />
It made me wonder why<br />
Could it be that I was born<br />
For higher things than you?<br />
A post in someone’s government?<br />
A ministry or two<br />
Brothers:<br />
Ha the dreams of our dear brother are<br />
The decade’s biggest yawn<br />
His talk of stars and golden sheaves<br />
Is just a load of corn<br />
Not only is he tactless but<br />
He’s also rather dim<br />
For there’s eleven of us and<br />
There’s only one of him<br />
The dreams of course will not come true<br />
That is, we think they won’t come true<br />
That is, we hope they won’t come true<br />
What if he’s right all along? Aaagh!<br />
The dreams make more than crystal clear<br />
The writing on the wall<br />
Means that <strong>Joseph</strong> some day soon<br />
Will rise above us all<br />
The accuracy of the dreams<br />
We brothers do not know<br />
But one thing we are sure about<br />
The dreamer<br />
Has to go. Ha!<br />
Poor, Poor <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
Narrator:<br />
Next day, far from home<br />
The brothers planned the repulsive crime<br />
Brothers:<br />
Let us grab him now<br />
Do him in, while we’ve got the time<br />
Narrator:<br />
This they did and made the most of it<br />
Tore his coat and flung him in a pit<br />
Brothers:<br />
Let us leave him here<br />
All alone, and he’s bound to die<br />
Narrator:<br />
When some Ishmaelites<br />
A hairy crew, came riding by<br />
In a flash the brothers changed their plan<br />
Brothers:<br />
We need cash. Let’s sell him if we can<br />
Narrator, Female Ensemble & Children:<br />
Poor, poor <strong>Joseph</strong>, what’cha gonna do?<br />
Things look bad for you, hey, what’cha gonna do?<br />
Brothers:<br />
Could you use a slave<br />
You hairy bunch of Ishmaelites?<br />
Young, strong, well-behaved<br />
Going cheap, and he reads and writes<br />
Ishmaelites:<br />
“Going cheap, and he reads and writes”<br />
Narrator:<br />
In a trice the dirty deal was done<br />
Silver coins for Jacob’s favourite son<br />
Then the Ishmaelites<br />
Galloped off with a slave in tow<br />
Off to Egypt where <strong>Joseph</strong> was not keen to go<br />
It wouldn’t be a picnic he could tell<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
And I don’t speak Egyptian very well<br />
Brother:<br />
Ha ha ha ha ha<br />
Narrator:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>’s brothers tore<br />
His precious multi-coloured coat<br />
Having ripped it up<br />
They next attacked a passing goat<br />
Soon the wretched creature was no more<br />
They dipped his coat in blood and guts and gore<br />
Narrator, Ensemble & Children:<br />
Oh now brothers, how low can you stoop?<br />
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<strong>Joseph</strong><br />
You make a sordid group, hey, how low can you stoop?<br />
Poor, poor <strong>Joseph</strong>, sold to be a slave<br />
Situation’s grave, hey, sold to be a slave<br />
ONE MORE ANGEL IN HEAVEN<br />
Brothers:<br />
Father, we’ve something to tell you, a story of our time<br />
A tragic but inspiring tale of manhood in its prime<br />
You know you had a dozen sons –<br />
Well now that’s not quite true<br />
But feel no sorrow, do not grieve<br />
He would not want you to<br />
There’s one more angel in heaven<br />
There’s one more star in the sky<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> we’ll never forget you<br />
It’s tough but we’re gonna get by<br />
There’s one less place at our table<br />
There’s one more tear in my eye<br />
But <strong>Joseph</strong> the things that you stood for<br />
Like love and peace never die<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> died as he wished to Choir:<br />
He answered duty’s call<br />
He single handed fought the beast Gol darn it, gol darn it<br />
That would have killed us all Yip aye-ay<br />
His blood-stained coat is tribute to<br />
His final sacrifice<br />
His body may be past its peak Gol darn it, gol darn it<br />
But his soul’s in paradise<br />
Yip aye-ay<br />
There’s one more angel in heaven<br />
There’s one more star in the sky<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> we’ll never forget you<br />
It’s tough but we’re gonna get by<br />
There’s one less place at our table<br />
There’s one more tear in my eye<br />
But <strong>Joseph</strong> the things that you stood for<br />
Like truth and light never die<br />
We’ve seen the last of brother Jo<br />
Lets all join hands a dosie do<br />
There’s one more angel in heaven<br />
There’s one more star in the sky<br />
But <strong>Joseph</strong> the things that you stood for<br />
Like truth and light never die<br />
Solo Brother:<br />
When I think of his last great battle<br />
A lump comes to my throat<br />
It takes a man who knows no fear Gol darn it, Gol darn it<br />
to wrestle with a goat<br />
Yip aye-ay<br />
Carve his name with pride and courage Ah<br />
Brothers:<br />
Let no tear be shed<br />
If he had not laid down his life<br />
We all would now be dead<br />
Choir & Brothers:<br />
There’s one more angel in heaven<br />
There’s one more star in the sky<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> we’ll never forget you<br />
It’s tough but we’re gonna get by<br />
There’s one less place at our table<br />
There’s one more tear in my eye<br />
But <strong>Joseph</strong> the things that you stood for<br />
Like democracy never die<br />
But <strong>Joseph</strong> the things that you stood for<br />
Like truth and light never die<br />
Like truth and light never die<br />
Camel:<br />
Poor poor <strong>Joseph</strong> what’cha gonna do?<br />
Things look bad for you<br />
What’cha gonna do?<br />
Sphinx:<br />
Poor poor <strong>Joseph</strong> what’cha gonna do?<br />
Things look bad for you<br />
What’cha gonna do?<br />
POTIPHAR<br />
Choir:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> was taken to Egypt in chains and sold<br />
Where he was bought by a captain named Potiphar<br />
Where he was bought by a captain named Potiphar<br />
Narrator & Male Ensemble:<br />
Potiphar had very few cares<br />
He was one of Egypt’s millionaires<br />
Having made a fortune buying shares in pyramids<br />
Potiphar had made a huge pile<br />
Owned a large percentage of the Nile<br />
Meant that he could really live in style<br />
And he did<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> was an unimportant<br />
Slave who found he liked his master<br />
Consequently worked much harder<br />
Even with devotion<br />
Poitphar could see that <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
Was a cut above the average<br />
Made him leader of his household<br />
Maximum promotion<br />
Narrator & Male Ensemble:<br />
Potiphar was cool and so fine<br />
But his wife would never toe the line<br />
It’s all there in chapter thirty-nine<br />
Of Genesis<br />
She was beautiful but evil<br />
Saw a lot of men against his will<br />
He would have to tell her that she still<br />
Was his<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>’s looks and handsome figure<br />
Had attracted her attention<br />
Every morning she would beckon<br />
Mrs. Potiphar:<br />
Come and lie with me love<br />
Narrator:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> wanted to resist her<br />
’Till one day she proved too eager<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> cried in vain<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Please stop I don’t believe in free love<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
Potiphar was counting sheckels<br />
In his den below the bedroom<br />
When he heard a mighty rumpus<br />
Clattering above him<br />
Suddenly he knew his riches<br />
Couldn’t buy him what he wanted<br />
Gold would never make him happy<br />
If she didn’t love him<br />
Narrator:<br />
Letting out a mighty roar<br />
Potiphar burst through the door<br />
Potiphar:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, I’ll see you rot in jail<br />
The things you have done are beyond the pale<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
Poor, poor <strong>Joseph</strong>, locked up in a cell<br />
Things ain’t going well, hey, locked up in a cell<br />
Poor, poor <strong>Joseph</strong>, locked up in a cell<br />
Things ain’t going well, hey, locked up in a cell<br />
Poor, poor <strong>Joseph</strong>, locked up in a cell<br />
Things ain’t going well, hey, locked up in a cell<br />
Close Every Door<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Close every door to me<br />
Hide all the world from me<br />
Bar all the windows<br />
And shut out the light<br />
Do what you want with me<br />
Hate me and laugh at me<br />
Darken my daytime<br />
And torture my night<br />
If my life were important I<br />
Would ask will I live or die?<br />
But I know the answers lie<br />
Far from this world<br />
Close every door to me<br />
Keep those I love from me<br />
Children of Israel<br />
Are never alone<br />
For I know I shall find<br />
My own peace of mind<br />
For I have been promised<br />
A land of my own<br />
Children:<br />
La x 43<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Just give me a number<br />
Instead of my name<br />
Forget all about me<br />
And let me decay<br />
I do not matter<br />
I’m only one person<br />
Destroy me completely<br />
And throw me away<br />
If my life were important I<br />
Would ask will I live or die?<br />
But I know the answers lie<br />
Far from this world<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> & Choir:<br />
Close every door to me<br />
Keep those I love from me<br />
Children of Israel<br />
Are never alone<br />
For we know we shall find<br />
Our own peace of mind<br />
For we have been promised<br />
A land of our own<br />
GO, GO, GO JOSEPH<br />
Narrator:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>’s luck was really out<br />
His spirit and his fortune low<br />
Alone he sat, alone he thought<br />
Of happy times he used to know<br />
Prison walls were wet and black<br />
Chains were heavy weighed him down<br />
A candle was his only light<br />
Hungry rats the only sound<br />
First Man:<br />
Hey dreamer, don’t be so upset<br />
Second Man:<br />
Hey <strong>Joseph</strong>, you’re not beaten yet<br />
Narrator:<br />
Go, go, go <strong>Joseph</strong> you know what they say<br />
Hang on now <strong>Joseph</strong> you’ll make it some day<br />
Sha la la <strong>Joseph</strong> you’re doing fine<br />
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time<br />
Narrator:<br />
In the prison cell with <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
Were two very frightened men<br />
Baker & Butler:<br />
We don’t think that we will ever<br />
See the light of day again<br />
Hey <strong>Joseph</strong>, help us if you can<br />
We’ve had dreams that we don’t understand<br />
Narrator:<br />
Both men were servants of Pharaoh the King<br />
Both in the doghouse for doing their thing<br />
One was a baker, a cook in his prime<br />
One was a butler, the Jeeves of his time<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Tell me of your dreams my friends<br />
And I will tell you what they show<br />
Though I cannot guarantee<br />
To get it right, I’ll have a go<br />
Narrator:<br />
First the butler, trembling took the floor<br />
Nervously he spoke of what he saw<br />
Butler:<br />
There I was standing in front of a vine<br />
I picked some grapes and I crushed them to wine<br />
I gave some to Pharaoh who drank from my cup<br />
I tried to interpret but I had to give up<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
You will soon be free, old chap<br />
So do not worry any more<br />
The king will let you out of here<br />
You’ll buttle as you did before<br />
Narrator:<br />
Next the baker rose to tell his dream<br />
Hoping it would have a similar theme<br />
Baker:<br />
There I was standing with baskets of bread<br />
High in the sky I saw birds overhead<br />
Who flew to my baskets and ate every slice<br />
Give me the message - like his, would be nice<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Sad to say your dream is not<br />
The kind of dream I’d like to get<br />
Pharaoh has it in for you<br />
Your execution date is set<br />
Don’t rely on all I said I saw<br />
It’s just that I have not been wrong before<br />
Ensemble:<br />
Go, go, go <strong>Joseph</strong> you know what they say<br />
Hang on now <strong>Joseph</strong> you’ll make it some day<br />
Sha la la <strong>Joseph</strong> you’re still in your prime<br />
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time<br />
Go, go, go <strong>Joseph</strong> you know what they say<br />
Hang on now <strong>Joseph</strong> you’ll make it some day<br />
Sha la la <strong>Joseph</strong> you’re doing fine<br />
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time<br />
Go, go, go,<br />
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time<br />
Ahead of your time<br />
Ahead of your time<br />
Go go go Jo<br />
ACT 2<br />
PHARAOH STORY<br />
Narrator:<br />
Pharaoh, he was<br />
A powerful man<br />
With the ancient world<br />
In the palm of his hand<br />
To all intents and purposes he<br />
Was Egypt with a capital E<br />
Whatever he did<br />
He was showered with praise<br />
If he cracked a joke<br />
Then you chortled for days<br />
No one had rights or a<br />
Vote but the king<br />
In fact you might say<br />
He was fairly right-wing<br />
When Pharaoh’s around<br />
Then you get down on the ground<br />
If you ever find yourself near Ramases<br />
Get down on your knees<br />
Female Ensemble & Children:<br />
A Pharaoh’s story<br />
A Pharaoh’s story<br />
A Pharaoh’s story<br />
A Pharaoh’s story<br />
Narrator:<br />
Down at the other<br />
End of the scale<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> is still<br />
Doing time in jail<br />
For even though he is<br />
In with the guards<br />
A lifetime in prison<br />
Seems quite on the cards<br />
But if my analysis of<br />
The position is right<br />
At the end of the tunnel<br />
There’s a glimmer of light<br />
For all of a sudden<br />
There are visions and things<br />
Disturbing the sleep<br />
Of both peasants and kings<br />
Strange as it seems<br />
There’s been a run of crazy dreams<br />
And a man who can interpret<br />
Could go far - could become a star<br />
Female Ensemble & Children:<br />
Could be famous<br />
Could be a big success<br />
Could be famous<br />
Could be a big success<br />
Narrator:<br />
FE:<br />
Strange as it seems<br />
There’s been a<br />
Run of crazy dreams And a man who<br />
can interpret<br />
Ah<br />
Could go far<br />
Could become<br />
a star<br />
Could be famous<br />
Could be a big success Could be a star<br />
Could be famous<br />
Could be a star Could be a star<br />
POOR, POOR<br />
PHARAOH<br />
Narrator:<br />
Guess what? In his bed Pharaoh<br />
Had an uneasy night<br />
He had had a dream that pinned him<br />
To his sheets with fright<br />
No-one knew the meaning of this dream<br />
What to do, whatever could it mean<br />
Then his butler said<br />
Butler:<br />
I know of a bloke in jail<br />
Who is hot on dreams<br />
Could explain old Pharaoh’s tale<br />
Narrator:<br />
Pharaoh said<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Fetch this <strong>Joseph</strong> man<br />
I need him to help me if he can<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
Poor, poor Pharaoh<br />
What’cha gonna do?<br />
Dreams are haunting you, hey<br />
What’cha gonna do?<br />
Poor, poor Pharaoh<br />
What’cha gonna do?<br />
Dreams are haunting you, hey<br />
What’cha gonna do?<br />
Narrator:<br />
Choir:<br />
Chained and bound, afraid, alone<br />
Ah<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> stood before the throne<br />
Ah<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
My service to Pharaoh has begun Ah<br />
Tell me your problems, mighty one<br />
SONG OF THE PHARAOH<br />
(SEVEN FAT COWS)<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Well I was wandering along the banks of the river<br />
When seven fat cows came up out of the Nile, a-ha<br />
And right behind these fine healthy animals came<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Seven other cows, skinny and vile, a-ha<br />
And then thin cows ate the fat cows which I<br />
Thought would do them good, uh-huh<br />
But it didn’t make them fatter like such<br />
A monster supper should<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Well the thin cows were as thin<br />
As they had ever, ever, ever, ever been<br />
Well this dream has got me baffled<br />
Hey, <strong>Joseph</strong>, what does it mean?<br />
Now you know that kings ain’t stupid<br />
But I don’t have a clue<br />
So don’t be cruel <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
Help me now I beg of you<br />
And I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town<br />
When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, a-ha<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
They were ripe, they were golden and<br />
You’ve guessed it<br />
Right behind them came seven other ears<br />
That were tattered and torn, a-ha<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Then the bad corn ate the good corn<br />
Man they came up from behind, yes they did<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Phar<br />
Now<br />
It’s re<br />
FE &<br />
Bap s<br />
Phar<br />
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What<br />
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own<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Now <strong>Joseph</strong> here’s the punch line<br />
It’s really gonna blow your mind<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
FE:<br />
Well the bad corn was<br />
As bad as it had ever, ever, ever, ever been<br />
Well this dream has got me all shook up<br />
Treat me nice and tell me what it means<br />
Hey, hey, hey <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br />
Won’t you tell poor old Pharaoh ba x 14<br />
What does this crazy, crazy, crazy, crazy<br />
dream mean? Ba x 16<br />
Oh, yeah<br />
screams<br />
Repeat<br />
PHARAOH’S DREAM EXPLAINED<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Seven years of bumper crops are on their way<br />
Years of plenty, endless wheat and tons of hay<br />
Your farms will boom, there won’t be room<br />
To store the surplus food you grow<br />
After that, the future doesn’t look so bright Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br />
Egypt’s luck will change completely overnight Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br />
And famine’s hand will stalk the land Oo-ee-oo oo-ee-oo<br />
With food an all-time low<br />
Ba ba ba<br />
Noble king, there is no doubt<br />
What your dreams are all about<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, FE & Choir:<br />
All these things you saw in your pajamas<br />
Are a long range forecast for your farmers<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
And I’m sure it’s crossed your mind Ah<br />
What it is you have to find<br />
Ah<br />
Find a man to lead you through the famine Ah<br />
With a flair for economic planning<br />
Ah<br />
But who this man would be<br />
I just don’t know<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> & Ensemble:<br />
Who this man would be<br />
I just don’t know<br />
Who this man would be<br />
I just don’t Jo!<br />
STONE THE CROWS<br />
Narrator:<br />
Pharaoh said<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Well stone the crows<br />
This <strong>Joseph</strong> is a clever kid<br />
Who’d have thought that fourteen cows<br />
Could mean the things he said they did?<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, you must help me further<br />
I have found a job for you<br />
You shall lead us through this crisis<br />
You shall be my number two<br />
Narrator:<br />
Choir & FE:<br />
Pharaoh told his guards to fetch oo-ee-oo -ee<br />
A chisel from the local store oo-ee-oo<br />
Whereupon he ordered them oo-ee-oo<br />
To cut the chains that <strong>Joseph</strong> wore ee-oo-ee-oo<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> got a royal pardon<br />
oo-ee-oo -ee<br />
And a host of splendid things oo-ee-oo<br />
A chariot of gold, a cloak<br />
oo-ee-oo<br />
A medal and some signet rings ee-oo-ee-oo<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong><br />
<strong>Joseph</strong><br />
Pharaoh’s number two<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong><br />
<strong>Joseph</strong><br />
Egypt looks to you<br />
Narrator & Female Ensemble: Choir:<br />
Seven summers on the trot oo-ee-oo<br />
Were perfect just as <strong>Joseph</strong> said ee-oo-ee-oo<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> saw that food was gathered oo-ee-oo-ee<br />
Ready for the years ahead<br />
oo-ee-oo<br />
Seven years of famine followed oo-ee-oo-ee<br />
Egypt didn’t mind a bit oo-ee-oo<br />
The first recorded rationing oo-ee-oo<br />
In history was a hit<br />
ee-oo-ee-oo<br />
Choir & Female Ensemble:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> how can we ever say<br />
All that we want to about you?<br />
We’re so glad that you came our way<br />
We would have perished without you<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> we are the perfect team<br />
Old buddies, that’s you and me<br />
I was wise to have chosen you<br />
You’ll be wise to agree<br />
Choir & Female Ensemble:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> how can we ever say<br />
All that we want to about you?<br />
We’re so glad that you came our way<br />
We would have perished without you<br />
But who this man<br />
would be<br />
I just don’t know<br />
But who this man<br />
would be<br />
I just don’t know<br />
I just don’t Jo!<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
We were in a jam<br />
Would have baffled Abraham<br />
But now we’re a partnership<br />
It’s just a piece of cake<br />
Choir & Female Ensemble:<br />
Greatest man since Noah<br />
Only goes to shoah<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> & Pharaoh:<br />
Anyone from anywhere can make it<br />
If they get a lucky break<br />
Narrator:<br />
Choir:<br />
This could be a happy ending oo-ee-oo-ee<br />
Perfect place to stop the show oo-ee-oo<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> after all has gone oo-ee-oo-ee<br />
About as far as he can go oo-ee-oo<br />
But I’m sure that Jacob and<br />
His other sons have crossed your mind<br />
How had famine hit the family <strong>Joseph</strong> left behind?<br />
KING OF MY HEART<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Oh – I know they treat me nice<br />
Any place is paradise<br />
When I walk in the room<br />
They tell me they need me, pretending it’s burning love<br />
But way, way down I feel so bad<br />
My heart is cold and sad<br />
As silent as the tomb<br />
What can a fool such as I do to earn their love?<br />
It’s all too much<br />
They won’t let me be<br />
I must escape<br />
The wonder of me<br />
I feel I’m acting in a play<br />
Where every line I’m forced to say<br />
Foretells impending doom<br />
I’m playing for keeps but I know I must learn my part<br />
Learn to be king of my heart<br />
Oh lordy lordy lordy lordy<br />
How I yearn to be king of my heart<br />
I won’t surrender<br />
To suspicious minds<br />
I must break<br />
The tie that binds<br />
I’ll break, break away from shallow things<br />
From the lonely world of kings<br />
A world of golden gloom<br />
I’ll follow that dream make a tender and brand new start<br />
Then I’ll be king of my heart<br />
The King of this old wooden heart<br />
Then I’ll be king of my…<br />
Heart<br />
THOSE CANAAN DAYS<br />
Jacob:<br />
Do you remember the good years in Canaan?<br />
The summers were endlessly gold<br />
The fields were a patchwork of clover<br />
The winters were never too cold<br />
We’d stroll down the boulevards together<br />
And everything round us was fine<br />
Now the fields are dead and bare<br />
All:<br />
No joie de vivre anywhere<br />
Et maintenant we drink a bitter wine<br />
Brothers:<br />
Those Canaan days we used to know<br />
Where have they gone, where did they go?<br />
Eh bien, raise your berets<br />
To those Canaan days<br />
Jacob:<br />
Do you remember those wonderful parties?<br />
The splendour of Canaan’s cuisine<br />
Our extravagant, elegant soirees<br />
The gayest the Bible has seen<br />
It’s funny but since we lost <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
We’ve gone to the other extreme<br />
No-one comes to dinner now<br />
All:<br />
We’d only eat them anyhow<br />
I even find I’m missing <strong>Joseph</strong>’s dreams<br />
Brothers:<br />
Those Canaan days we used to know<br />
Where have they gone, where did they go?<br />
Eh bien, raise your berets<br />
To those Canaan days<br />
Jacob:<br />
It’s funny but since we lost <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
All:<br />
We’ve gone to the other extreme<br />
Perhaps we all misjudged the lad<br />
Perhaps he wasn’t quite that bad<br />
And how we miss his entertaining dreams<br />
Brothers:<br />
Those Canaan days we used to know<br />
Where have they gone, where did they go?<br />
Eh bien, raise your berets<br />
To those Canaan days<br />
Jacob:<br />
Those Canaan days we used to know<br />
Where have they gone, where did they go?<br />
Eh bien, raise your berets<br />
To those Canaan days<br />
THE BROTHERS COME TO EGYPT /<br />
GROVEL, GROVEL<br />
Narrator:<br />
So back in Canaan the future looked rough<br />
Jacob’s family were finding it tough<br />
Brothers:<br />
For the famine has caught us unprepared<br />
We are thin, we are ill, we are getting scared<br />
Its enough to make anyone weep<br />
We are down to our very last sheep<br />
We will starve if we hang around here<br />
And in Egypt there’s food going spare<br />
They’ve got corn<br />
Fruit and drinks<br />
And if we have time<br />
We can see the Sphinx<br />
Choir & Narrator:<br />
So they finally decided to go<br />
Off to Egypt to see brother Jo<br />
Where they all lay before <strong>Joseph</strong>’s feet<br />
Brothers:<br />
Mighty prince give us something to eat<br />
Choir & Narrator:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> found it a strain not to laugh because<br />
Not a brother among them knew who he was<br />
I shall now take them all for a ride<br />
After all they have tried fratricide<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Choir:<br />
I dreamed that in the fields one day<br />
The corn gave me a sign<br />
Your eleven sheaves of corn<br />
All turned and bowed to mine<br />
I dreamed I saw eleven stars la la la la la la la la la la la<br />
The sun the moon and sky la la la la la la la la la la la<br />
Bowing down before my star la la la la la la la la la la la<br />
And now I realize why<br />
la la la la la la la la la la la<br />
How do I know where you come from?<br />
You could be spies<br />
Telling me that you are hungry<br />
That could be lies<br />
How do I know who you are?<br />
Why do you think I should help you?<br />
Would you help me?<br />
Brothers:<br />
Yes<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Why on earth should I believe you?<br />
I’ve no guarantee<br />
Brothers:<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall Grovel, grovel, grovel<br />
Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl Grovel, grovel, grovel<br />
Brothers:<br />
We are just eleven brothers<br />
Good men and true<br />
Though we know we count for nothing<br />
When up next to you<br />
Honesty’s our middle name<br />
Life is slowly ebbing from us<br />
Hope’s almost gone<br />
It’s getting very hard to see us<br />
From sideways on<br />
Brothers:<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
Grovel, grovel, cringe, bow, stoop, fall Grovel, grovel, grovel<br />
Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl Grovel, grovel, grovel<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
I rather like the way you’re talking<br />
Astute and sincere<br />
Suddenly your tragic story<br />
It gets me right here<br />
Brothers:<br />
This is what we hoped he’d say<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Brothers:<br />
All this tugging at my heartstrings<br />
Grovel, grovel<br />
Seems quite justified<br />
Cringe, bow, stoop<br />
I shall give you what you came for<br />
Worship, worship<br />
And lots more beside<br />
beg, kneel, sponge<br />
Brothers:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> & Choir:<br />
Thank you, thank you, cringe, bow, stoop, fall Grovel, grovel, grovel<br />
Worship, worship, beg, kneel, sponge, crawl Grovel, grovel, grovel<br />
Narrator:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> handed them sackloads of food<br />
And they grovelled in base gratitude<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
Then unseen, <strong>Joseph</strong> nipped out around the back<br />
And planted a cup in young Benjamin’s sack<br />
When the brothers were ready to go<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> turned to them all<br />
With a terrible stare and said<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
No No No No No<br />
WHO’S THE THIEF?<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Stop, you robbers-<br />
Your little number’s up<br />
One of you has stolen<br />
My precious golden cup<br />
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Narrator:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> started searching<br />
Through his brothers’ sacks<br />
Everyone was nervous<br />
No-one could relax<br />
Children:<br />
Who’s the thief?<br />
Who’s the thief?<br />
Who’s the thief?<br />
Who’s the thief?<br />
Narrator & Children (answering):<br />
Is it Reuben? No<br />
Is it Simeon? No<br />
Is it Napthali? No<br />
Is it Dan? No<br />
Is it Asher? No<br />
Is it Isaachar? No<br />
Is it Levi? No<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Who’s the man? No<br />
Narrator & Children (answering):<br />
Is it Zebulon? No<br />
Is it Gad? No<br />
Is it Judah? No<br />
Is it him?<br />
Could it be, could it be<br />
Could it be, could it be<br />
Could it be, could it be<br />
Could it possibly be Benjamin?<br />
Children:<br />
Yes Yes Yes<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Benjamin, you nasty youth<br />
Your crime has shocked me to the core<br />
Never in my whole career<br />
Have I encountered this before<br />
Guards, seize him! Lock him in a cell<br />
Throw the keys into the Nile as well<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
Each of the brothers fell to his knees<br />
Brothers:<br />
Show him some mercy, oh mighty one, please<br />
He would not do that, he must have been framed<br />
Jail us and beat us, we should blamed<br />
La x 16<br />
BENJAMIN CALYPSO<br />
Brothers:<br />
Oh no - not he<br />
How you can accuse him is a mystery<br />
Save him - take me<br />
Benjamin is straighter dan de tall palm tree<br />
One Brother:<br />
I hear de steel drums sing their song<br />
Dey’re singing man you know you’ve got it wrong<br />
I hear de voice of de yellow bird<br />
Singin from de tree dis is quite absurd<br />
Brothers:<br />
Oh, yes<br />
It’s true<br />
Benjamin is straighter dan de big bamboo<br />
No ifs<br />
No buts<br />
Benjamin is honest as coconuts<br />
One Brother:<br />
Sure as de tide wash de golden sand<br />
Benjamin is an innocent man<br />
Sure as bananas need the sun<br />
We are de criminal guilty ones<br />
Brothers & Female Ensemble:<br />
Oh no - not he<br />
How you can accuse him is a mystery<br />
Save him - take me<br />
Benjamin is straighter dan de tall palm tree<br />
Brothers & Female Ensemble:<br />
Oh no - not he<br />
How you can accuse him is a mystery<br />
Save him - take me<br />
Benjamin is straighter than the tall palm tree<br />
La la la la la la la la<br />
JOSEPH ALL THE TIME<br />
Narrator:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> knew by this his brothers now were honest men<br />
The time had come at last to reunite them all again<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Can’t you recognize my face? Is it hard to see<br />
That <strong>Joseph</strong> who you thought was dead, your brother<br />
It’s me<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, <strong>Joseph</strong>, is it really true?<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, <strong>Joseph</strong>, is it really you?<br />
Narrator & Brothers:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, <strong>Joseph</strong>, is it really true?<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, <strong>Joseph</strong>, is it really you?<br />
Narrator, Brothers & Choir:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
Jacob In Egypt<br />
Narrator, Choir & FE:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> how can we ever say<br />
All that we want to about you<br />
We’re so glad that you came our way<br />
Brothers:<br />
So Jacob came to Egypt<br />
No longer feeling old<br />
And <strong>Joseph</strong> came to meet him<br />
In his chariot<br />
Of gold<br />
Of gold<br />
Of gold<br />
Of gold<br />
FINALE: ANY DREAM WILL DO/<br />
GIVE ME MY COLOURED COAT<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Choir & FE:<br />
I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain<br />
To see for certain what I thought I knew<br />
Far far away, someone was weeping<br />
But the world was sleeping<br />
Any dream will do<br />
I wore your coat<br />
He wore your coat<br />
with golden lining<br />
Ah<br />
Bright colours shining<br />
Ah<br />
wonderful and new<br />
And in the east<br />
And in the east<br />
the dawn was breaking<br />
And the world was waking<br />
Ah<br />
any dream will do<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
A crash of drums<br />
A flash of light<br />
My golden coat flew out of sight<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> & Choir:<br />
The colours faded into darkness<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Choir:<br />
I was left alone<br />
Ah<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
All (except <strong>Joseph</strong>):<br />
May I return<br />
May I return<br />
to the beginning<br />
Ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
Ah (Narrator/Children/FE)<br />
The light is dimming light is dimming Ah<br />
(Bros/Jacob)<br />
Ah (Narrator/Children/FE)<br />
and the dream is too<br />
Ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
The world and I,<br />
The world and I<br />
we are still waiting<br />
Ah<br />
Still hesitating<br />
Hesitating ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
Any dream will do Any dream will do<br />
All:<br />
Give me my coloured coat<br />
My amazing coloured coat<br />
Give me my coloured coat<br />
My amazing coloured<br />
Coat<br />
Repeat<br />
SONG OF THE PHARAOH<br />
(REPRIEVE)<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
I was standing doing nothing in a field out of town<br />
When I saw seven beautiful ears of corn, a-ha<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
They were ripe, they were golden and<br />
You’ve guessed it<br />
Right behind them came seven other ears<br />
That were tattered and torn, a-ha<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Then the bad corn ate the good corn<br />
Man they came up from behind, yes they did<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
Now <strong>Joseph</strong> here’s the punch line<br />
It’s really gonna blow your mind<br />
FE & Choir:<br />
Bap shu wa du wa bap bap shu wa du wa<br />
Pharaoh:<br />
FE:<br />
Well the bad corn was<br />
As bad as it had ever, ever, ever, ever been<br />
Well this dream has got me all shook up<br />
Treat me nice and tell me what it means<br />
Hey, hey, hey <strong>Joseph</strong><br />
ba ba ba ba ba ba ba<br />
Won’t you tell poor old Pharaoh ba x 14<br />
What does this crazy, crazy, crazy,<br />
crazy dream mean? Ba x 16<br />
Oh, yeah<br />
screams<br />
Narrator & Choir:<br />
Reuben was the eldest of the children of Israel<br />
With Simeon and Levi the next in line<br />
Nepthali and Isaachar with Asher and Dan<br />
Zebulum and Gad took the total to nine<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Benjamin and Judah which leaves only one<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, Jacob’s favourite son<br />
Jacob, Brothers & Choir:<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
Jacob, Jacob and sons<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Choir:<br />
I look handsome, I look smart Ah<br />
I am a walking work of art<br />
Ah<br />
Such a dazzling coat of many colours Ah<br />
How I love my coat of many colours<br />
Narrator, Ensemble & Choir:<br />
It was red and yellow and<br />
green and brown<br />
And scarlet and black and<br />
ochre and peach<br />
And ruby and olive and<br />
violet and fawn<br />
And lilac and gold and<br />
chocolate and mauve<br />
And cream and crimson and<br />
silver and rose<br />
And azure and lemon and<br />
russet and grey<br />
And purple and white and<br />
pink and orange<br />
and blue<br />
Go go go<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, Choir, Narrator & Tenors:<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> you know what they say<br />
Hang on now <strong>Joseph</strong> you’ll make it some day<br />
Sha la la <strong>Joseph</strong> you’re doing fine<br />
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time<br />
Go go go<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> you know what they say<br />
Hang on now <strong>Joseph</strong> you’ll make it some day<br />
Sha la la <strong>Joseph</strong> you’re doing fine<br />
You and your dreamcoat ahead of your time<br />
Ahead of your time<br />
Ahead of your time<br />
Go go go Jo!<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Just give me a number instead of my name<br />
Forget all about me and let me decay<br />
I do not matter I’m only one person<br />
Destroy me completely and throw me away<br />
If my life were important<br />
I would ask will I live or die?<br />
But I know the answers lie far from this world<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>, Narrator, FE, Pharaoh & Choir:<br />
Close every door to me<br />
Keep those I love from me<br />
Children of Israel are never alone<br />
For we know we shall find<br />
Our own peace of mind<br />
For we have been promised<br />
A land of our own<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
Choir, Brothers, Jacob & FE:<br />
I wore my coat<br />
I wore my coat<br />
with golden lining<br />
Ah<br />
Bright colours shining<br />
wonderful and new<br />
And in the east<br />
the dawn was breaking<br />
And the world was waking<br />
any dream will do<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
A crash of drums<br />
A flash of light<br />
My golden coat flew out of sight<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> & Choir:<br />
The colours faded into darkness<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
I was left alone<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong>:<br />
May I return<br />
to the beginning<br />
The light is dimming<br />
and the dream is too<br />
The world and I,<br />
we are still waiting<br />
Still hesitating<br />
Any dream will do<br />
All:<br />
Give me my coloured coat<br />
My amazing coloured coat<br />
Give me my coloured coat<br />
My amazing coloured<br />
Coat<br />
Ah<br />
And in the east<br />
Ah<br />
Choir:<br />
Ah<br />
All (except <strong>Joseph</strong>):<br />
May I return<br />
Ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
Ah (Narrator/Children/FE)<br />
light is dimming Ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
Ah (Narrator/Children/FE)<br />
Ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
The world and I<br />
Ah<br />
Hesitating ah (Bros/Jacob)<br />
Any dream will do<br />
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DREAM ON<br />
DREAM ON was the brainchild of producer/director Bill Kenwright, who came up with the concept for an album to<br />
celebrate the phenomenal talent witnessed on Any Dream Will Do, featuring Craig Chalmers<br />
and some of his fellow contestants from the show. Bill Kenwright said: ‘When I decided to<br />
make the album with Craig, I phoned half a dozen of my other favourite lads from the show.<br />
To a man they all replied “great” when I asked them to support Craig on the album.<br />
It was a real joy for me to see them all together in the studio. They looked sensational.<br />
They sounded terrific. What more could anyone want?’ Bill Kenwright went on to present the<br />
boys in a spectacular one-off live concert at the London Palladium. The phenomenal evening, which<br />
was enjoyed by a star-studded packed out audience, included songs from <strong>Joseph</strong> as well as brilliant<br />
versions of contemporary pop classics and a brand new track written especially for the boys by hit song writer<br />
Geoff Morrow. The Dream On album proved to be a fitting tribute to Any Dream Will Do and the<br />
<strong>Joseph</strong> phenomenon, becoming a chart hit within its first two weeks of release.<br />
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Clockwise from top left: Jess Conrad, Stephen Gately from Boyzone, Mike Holoway, Darren Day, David Ian<br />
Left: Ian ‘H’ Watkins from Steps<br />
some of the stars who have<br />
worn the technicolored coat<br />
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A SELECTION OF REVIEWS<br />
FROM THE 2003<br />
WEST END PRODUCTION<br />
WHAT THE PAPERS SAY<br />
and from the<br />
record-Breaking<br />
national tour<br />
“JOSEPH is back in all its glory…<br />
AN AMAZING DREAM SHOW.<br />
Daily Mail<br />
I was thrilled...<br />
A SUPERB PIECE OF ENTERTAINMENT.<br />
Daily Mirror<br />
ENORMOUSLY ENJOYABLE.<br />
An evening entirely without the<br />
snobbery that so often infects theatre.<br />
REAL FUN.<br />
The Guardian<br />
THERE’S SUCH A LOT TO SCREAM<br />
ABOUT. Bill Kenwright’s legendary,<br />
indestructible production is a marvel of<br />
precision, detail and breakneck pacing.<br />
London Metro<br />
STILL AMAZING.<br />
I don’t think TIM RICE and<br />
ANDREW LLOYD WEBBER have<br />
done anything better.<br />
AN EVENING OF REAL PLEASURE.<br />
Daily Telegraph<br />
THIS ENCHANTING MUSICAL EXPLODES<br />
LIKE GLITTERING FIREWORKS.<br />
Bill Kenwright directs and he turns<br />
it into a brilliant celebration of<br />
words, music and colour.<br />
The best kind of feel good show:<br />
unashamed, warm-hearted<br />
and irresistible.<br />
Sunday Times<br />
A TECHNICOLOR TRIUMPH.<br />
This wonderfully warm-hearted<br />
scenically lavish, deliriously<br />
droll revival…<br />
MAKES YOU CRY WITH<br />
HAPPINESS.<br />
The Independent<br />
You won’t find a more enjoyably<br />
upbeat show in town.<br />
The Times<br />
A DREAM COME TRUE.<br />
IT IS UTTERLY IRRESISTIBLE.<br />
Mail on Sunday<br />
A SMASH HIT.<br />
Colourful, energetic, full of amusing<br />
touches and tuneful as ever.<br />
Opening night saw the audience on<br />
their feet applauding, cheering and<br />
stamping in an ovation which<br />
threatened to raise the roof.<br />
Surrey Advertiser<br />
JOSEPH IS JUST THE TICKET.<br />
This driving, rousing, dynamic<br />
production ended with a standing<br />
ovation and then had the audience<br />
dancing in the aisles during the encore.<br />
West Sussex County Times<br />
Bill Kenwright’s production of JOSEPH<br />
is amazing to behold and listen to.<br />
A REALLY FIRST CLASS MUSICAL.<br />
The applause seemed to go on forever<br />
with encore after encore demanded by<br />
the audience.<br />
Reigate Independent<br />
FANTASTIC.<br />
The sheer vitality of the talented<br />
performers, the virtuosity of their singing<br />
and movement and the sheer artistry of<br />
the principals brought the entire<br />
audience to its feet clamouring for more.<br />
The Stage<br />
THE HISTORY BOOKS WILL<br />
EVENTUALLY LABEL IT<br />
THE SHOW OF THE CENTURY.<br />
Entertainment and News<br />
I WAS BOWLED OVER by the sheer<br />
unabashed sexy glamour. The score is<br />
enjoyably bouncy with a delicious blend<br />
of musical genres from Parisian apache<br />
to country and western.<br />
Richmond and Twickenham Times<br />
JOSEPH is undoubtedly the best musical<br />
to have come out of the Tim Rice and<br />
Andrew Lloyd Webber partnership. An<br />
exuberant, expansive spectacle with<br />
never a dull moment.<br />
A WINNER WHICH<br />
SHOULD NOT BE MISSED.<br />
”<br />
Manchester Evening News<br />
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Stephen Gately (<strong>Joseph</strong>)<br />
Eaton James (<strong>Joseph</strong>)<br />
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James Head (Jacob)<br />
Graeme Smith (<strong>Joseph</strong>), Ashley Keech (Butler),<br />
Glen Harper (Baker)<br />
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Lyrics reprinted by kind<br />
permission of<br />
The Really Useful Group.<br />
First published August 2003.<br />
This edition published<br />
July 2010, reprinted<br />
September <strong>2013</strong><br />
Designed and printed by<br />
Dewynters ©<br />
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Excerpt from the book ~<br />
‘A panorama of popular theatre in Britain in the twentieth century.’<br />
In the final paragraphs of the final chapter of John Moore’s<br />
wonderful celebration of the last vintage Gaiety theatre<br />
on the British mainland, the Gaiety Theatre, Ayr, he writes ~<br />
“The brightest most encouraging event of the<br />
new millennium was the return of<br />
JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT.<br />
Once again it was brilliant, encapsulating<br />
everything that is good in theatre.<br />
Truly, in a century of the Gaiety there had<br />
simply been no other touring show<br />
remotely like Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber’s<br />
JOSEPH AND THE AMAZING TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT.<br />
as presented by Bill Kenwright.”<br />
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