November 2010 - The Bulletin Magazine
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SNEEZE FACTS for<br />
SNIFFLING WORKERS<br />
Sneezes, like it or not, give your honker a voice. <strong>The</strong>se<br />
sudden and often violent explosions of air and liquid were<br />
once thought to be little more than your nose’s way of<br />
cleaning up shop. However, with a little understanding<br />
about sneezeology, individuals around the world<br />
are embracing the spasmodic interruption and<br />
celebrating the sneeze.<br />
What your Sneeze says about You<br />
<strong>The</strong> explosion caused by a sneeze may just<br />
provide the behavioral indicators necessary to<br />
get to know your new colleague. A sneeze can act as<br />
a dead giveaway of your true personality, according to<br />
Patty Wood, sneeze expert. While a sneeze is a<br />
sneeze, according to Wood, the idiosyncrasies that<br />
accompany the act are behavioral giveaways. For example,<br />
restraining your sneeze suggests that you dislike conflict<br />
and hope to get on well with others while a fast and<br />
decisive sneeze displays personal efficiency.<br />
Sneeze in Threes? Yes, Please!<br />
Survey results show that 50% of successive sneezers are<br />
charismatic, creative and good communicators. <strong>The</strong> other<br />
50% miss out, according to surveys, and pick up the cost of<br />
extra tissues for being triple-threat sneezers. Think your<br />
triple sneezing session is worse than a one-ply tissue?<br />
Think again. <strong>The</strong> world record holder for successive<br />
sneezing, UK resident Donna Griffiths, sneezed for 978<br />
days in a row. Donna sneezed up a storm in ’81, producing<br />
around one million sniffle explosions. Since around<br />
100,000 bacteria fly out with each sneeze, Donna may have<br />
spread up to 100 billion bacterial buddies by year end.<br />
While the source of Donna’s unfortunate sneezing session<br />
is unknown, we do know that sneezing normally occurs<br />
when particles take shelter in your shnozz. Pollutants from<br />
the air and dust bunnies from behind the filing cabinet<br />
enter into your nose, causing the human body to expel them<br />
in a fabulous spectacle of 100mph spray.<br />
Look Toward the Light for Sneeze Stimulation<br />
Your glowing computer screen or curtainless window may<br />
be to blame for your sneezes, that is, if you’re lucky enough<br />
to have a photonic sneeze reflex. 1 in every 3 people<br />
sneezes as a result of light sensitivity, with other sneeze<br />
summoning activities including over eating, shivering,<br />
and eyebrow tweezing.<br />
Corporate Kleenex for Sneeze Filled Workplaces<br />
While individual sneeze style sings of your personality,<br />
workplace sneeze parties reveal only the location of<br />
your abundant dust bunny supply. Toronto software<br />
company SAS Institute constructed a Green<br />
office building with the intent of fighting<br />
the “sneeze factor” normally inherent in<br />
old, stuffy buildings. <strong>The</strong> new post<br />
renovation open office environment now<br />
allows air to circulate better.<br />
That tickle in your nose is looking for escape, so<br />
don’t be afraid to let it out in the board room. Make<br />
sure you cover your sneeze with your sleeve!<br />
THANK YOU<br />
I would like to take this opportunity to<br />
express my gratitude to the residents of<br />
East Gwillimbury for their show of support<br />
for me during this past Municipal election.<br />
I would especially like to show my heartfelt<br />
appreciation to my Campaign Team for<br />
their hard work, invaluable contribution of<br />
time and effort, and their dedication.<br />
Sincere congratulations to our new Town<br />
Council and I wish them all the best during<br />
their upcoming term.<br />
Thank you,<br />
Paul Taylor<br />
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