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SNEEZE FACTS for<br />

SNIFFLING WORKERS<br />

Sneezes, like it or not, give your honker a voice. <strong>The</strong>se<br />

sudden and often violent explosions of air and liquid were<br />

once thought to be little more than your nose’s way of<br />

cleaning up shop. However, with a little understanding<br />

about sneezeology, individuals around the world<br />

are embracing the spasmodic interruption and<br />

celebrating the sneeze.<br />

What your Sneeze says about You<br />

<strong>The</strong> explosion caused by a sneeze may just<br />

provide the behavioral indicators necessary to<br />

get to know your new colleague. A sneeze can act as<br />

a dead giveaway of your true personality, according to<br />

Patty Wood, sneeze expert. While a sneeze is a<br />

sneeze, according to Wood, the idiosyncrasies that<br />

accompany the act are behavioral giveaways. For example,<br />

restraining your sneeze suggests that you dislike conflict<br />

and hope to get on well with others while a fast and<br />

decisive sneeze displays personal efficiency.<br />

Sneeze in Threes? Yes, Please!<br />

Survey results show that 50% of successive sneezers are<br />

charismatic, creative and good communicators. <strong>The</strong> other<br />

50% miss out, according to surveys, and pick up the cost of<br />

extra tissues for being triple-threat sneezers. Think your<br />

triple sneezing session is worse than a one-ply tissue?<br />

Think again. <strong>The</strong> world record holder for successive<br />

sneezing, UK resident Donna Griffiths, sneezed for 978<br />

days in a row. Donna sneezed up a storm in ’81, producing<br />

around one million sniffle explosions. Since around<br />

100,000 bacteria fly out with each sneeze, Donna may have<br />

spread up to 100 billion bacterial buddies by year end.<br />

While the source of Donna’s unfortunate sneezing session<br />

is unknown, we do know that sneezing normally occurs<br />

when particles take shelter in your shnozz. Pollutants from<br />

the air and dust bunnies from behind the filing cabinet<br />

enter into your nose, causing the human body to expel them<br />

in a fabulous spectacle of 100mph spray.<br />

Look Toward the Light for Sneeze Stimulation<br />

Your glowing computer screen or curtainless window may<br />

be to blame for your sneezes, that is, if you’re lucky enough<br />

to have a photonic sneeze reflex. 1 in every 3 people<br />

sneezes as a result of light sensitivity, with other sneeze<br />

summoning activities including over eating, shivering,<br />

and eyebrow tweezing.<br />

Corporate Kleenex for Sneeze Filled Workplaces<br />

While individual sneeze style sings of your personality,<br />

workplace sneeze parties reveal only the location of<br />

your abundant dust bunny supply. Toronto software<br />

company SAS Institute constructed a Green<br />

office building with the intent of fighting<br />

the “sneeze factor” normally inherent in<br />

old, stuffy buildings. <strong>The</strong> new post<br />

renovation open office environment now<br />

allows air to circulate better.<br />

That tickle in your nose is looking for escape, so<br />

don’t be afraid to let it out in the board room. Make<br />

sure you cover your sneeze with your sleeve!<br />

THANK YOU<br />

I would like to take this opportunity to<br />

express my gratitude to the residents of<br />

East Gwillimbury for their show of support<br />

for me during this past Municipal election.<br />

I would especially like to show my heartfelt<br />

appreciation to my Campaign Team for<br />

their hard work, invaluable contribution of<br />

time and effort, and their dedication.<br />

Sincere congratulations to our new Town<br />

Council and I wish them all the best during<br />

their upcoming term.<br />

Thank you,<br />

Paul Taylor<br />

www.<strong>The</strong><strong>Bulletin</strong><strong>Magazine</strong>.com NOVEMBER <strong>2010</strong> | <strong>The</strong> <strong>Bulletin</strong> 27

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