LOVE IS BLIND

The Martian Cat
Glossary of Mars Terms
This is the official Glossary of Mars terms as compiled by Mars
Colonists.
Against your will
A critical concept for Mars colonists, relating to the moment that
they inevitably realise that they want to get off the runt planet, asap,
but can’t because of the of the many physical impediments to moving
between Mars and Earth. Against your will becomes apparent
immediately after asking the Mars Question (see below).
Anterior Grippage
Anterior grippage refers to the front claws on a Martian Cat.
Biting Competition
A common hobby for Mars colonists. It is used as a distraction from
Mars Immiseration and a way of winning Martian Cat.
BUHA
The acronym for Mars Death Type: Burning-up Harmlessly in the
Atmosphere.
Burning-up Harmlessly
A space industry euphemism to describe the manner in which space
debris that enters Earth’s atmosphere ablates and combusts, turns
into smoke particles that rain on penguins and polar bears (see
Polenguin).
Degloving
The process by which patches of skin are easily torn off the Martian
Cat. Degloving is sometimes done accidentally. Other times, it is a
process through which the Martian Cat can be eating over a long time
period.
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