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parking lot was that all of those people<br />

started out on the trail hours be<strong>for</strong>e<br />

us. Did they know something we<br />

didn’t? After meager breakfasts we<br />

were raring to go, and set out into the<br />

night towards Indian Head, our first<br />

ascent. It was 4:00am, and accompanying<br />

us were barred owls hidden<br />

somewhere in the darkness. Enjoyable<br />

at first, they soon became off-putting<br />

as their hoots morphed into uncannily<br />

human-sounding laughs reverberating<br />

through the otherwise silent trees. I<br />

set the pace, as I would <strong>for</strong> much<br />

of the adventure, and it wasn’t<br />

long be<strong>for</strong>e we were climbing a<br />

steep grade, still at a brisk 3mph.<br />

As the first wisps of morning entered<br />

the horizon, I turned off my<br />

headlamp and looked at the sight<br />

be<strong>for</strong>e me. There, 30 feet ahead<br />

was a large boulder in the way.<br />

Surely this wasn’t right, right? Nothing<br />

but a taunting red blaze proved that it<br />

was indeed.<br />

Indian Head brought with it beautiful<br />

views. The fog from the previous<br />

night had gathered into a low, thick<br />

carpet stretched to the horizon, with<br />

the surrounding hills peeking through.<br />

It gave the impression of looking out<br />

an airplane window high above the<br />

clouds. We continued over and down<br />

into our first descent, already humidarmpitted<br />

and shirtless. Next on the<br />

docket was Twin, which af<strong>for</strong>ded us a<br />

view westward over the rolling ridgeline,<br />

with Plateau demanding the most<br />

attention. A quick snack later and we<br />

were on the road again, descending<br />

the col toward Sugarloaf.<br />

On the summit of Sugarloaf, we<br />

snacked again, feeling optimistic. We<br />

had reached the top of the third of six<br />

Despite the bonus points<br />

<strong>for</strong> thinking ahead, we would<br />

still be dreadfully thirsty<br />

approximately 19 hours later.<br />

peaks in about three hours of hiking.<br />

Overall feeling good, I set a goal to be<br />

out in the next nine hours. However,<br />

in the extremely technical descent toward<br />

Plateau, we quickly realized that<br />

we wouldn’t be making good time <strong>for</strong><br />

a while. With loose rocks and some<br />

stretches that were confusing to follow,<br />

we became worried that this<br />

would reflect the rest of the traverse.<br />

So, in Mink Hollow, we took a mental<br />

break be<strong>for</strong>e Plateau, opting to follow<br />

the extremely dubious, almost Loony<br />

Tunes-style sign that read, “SPRING,”<br />

with an arrow pointing down a hill.<br />

We were thirsty after all, Wile E. Coyote<br />

or no.<br />

The “spring” turned out to be more<br />

of a muddy, leafy, pool and shot down<br />

our hopes of filtering a little supplementary<br />

water. I knew my 2L bladder<br />

was running low, and would likely run<br />

out be<strong>for</strong>e our water drop at Devil’s<br />

Tombstone. Nearby, a kitchen knife<br />

had been jammed two inches deep<br />

into a tree trunk in an apparent fit of<br />

rage—such was the frustration of the<br />

Devil’s Path. Turning back up the hill<br />

towards Plateau, our pace had slowed,<br />

and a trail runner passed us easily.<br />

Plateau was the first time we felt the<br />

pressure. After climbing a fourth of<br />

the way, we were in a bad place.<br />

Halfway up, glistening with sweat and<br />

breathing shortly, we stopped <strong>for</strong> what<br />

seemed like our fifth break in 20 minutes.<br />

Jack realized we needed a little<br />

something, so we slurped down our<br />

first GU packets of the day. Immediately,<br />

Mandarin Orange hit my tongue<br />

like an explosion, and in eight minutes,<br />

I was feeling the benefits of the<br />

sugar boost and caffeine focus. With<br />

heightened determination, I watched<br />

as the pace on my TomTom Multisport<br />

Cardio shot downward, and we<br />

trudged up and up, a cloud of flies<br />

surrounding us, as if old Beelzebub<br />

himself was keeping tabs. Passing<br />

a large mushroom with the words,<br />

“ALMOST THERE” prophetically<br />

scrawled into the surface, we soon<br />

rounded the crest, and felt grateful <strong>for</strong><br />

the two miles of flat land on the aptly<br />

named Plateau. By 10:05, I retrieved<br />

the water jug and we broke <strong>for</strong> lunch<br />

be<strong>for</strong>e the beautifully glassy Notch Lake<br />

at Devil’s Tombstone Campground.<br />

It’s about now that I should mention<br />

that our total time, though respectable<br />

<strong>for</strong> a hike of this caliber, and taking<br />

into account our complications, was<br />

nothing spectacular. All told, it took us<br />

15 hours to hike the Devil’s Path, and,<br />

if given a second shot, I firmly believe<br />

we could knock off three. Still, this is<br />

pitiful compared to the blistering FKT<br />

(fastest known time) of 4:53:45, set by<br />

the insanely accomplished ultrarunner<br />

Ben Nephew, in November 2015.<br />

For comparison, it took us three hours<br />

to reach the summit of Sugarloaf;<br />

Nephew was already pulling into Devil’s<br />

Tombstone Campground, an entire<br />

mountain and a descent ahead of us.<br />

And where he took a 2-3 minute break<br />

to refill water, we stopped <strong>for</strong> 44 minutes<br />

of carbohydrate gluttony and allowed<br />

the cement in our legs to firmly<br />

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