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Fantasy Flipbook<br />

<strong>Lars</strong> Yarkovsky<br />

Hour ⅘


Table Of Contents<br />

1. Title Page<br />

2. Table of Contents<br />

3. Zipline 100 word<br />

4. St Barth 100 word<br />

5. Power Words<br />

6. Plantar Warts<br />

7. Two Most Beautiful words<br />

8. Who knew? Scorpions<br />

9. Who knew? Phantom Barber<br />

10. Who knew? Nintendo Cards<br />

11. Silly Jokes!<br />

12. I Survived Columbine<br />

13. Peanut butter smoothie<br />

14. Fidget Spinners!


I zipped through the air in joy with my hands grasping the metal bar and<br />

dangling in the wind. Shooting through the air as if I were a bird I let go<br />

with my hands letting my harness and the line take my weight. I saw the<br />

end of the line and decided to start my wiggle to stop, but the problem was<br />

I was much further from the end than it appeared. I stopped dead in my<br />

tracks. Nothing but open line ahead of me. Scared, alone, 4000 feet above<br />

the ground. All I could do now was climb.


There I was,Saint Barthélemy. The weather was perfect hot sunny but a dash of breeze<br />

brushed up against my skin. As I strutted around the waterline feeling famous, a feeling of<br />

sudden pleasure and accomplishment shot through my veins.​ I turned to make conversation with<br />

mac. Out of the corner of my eye I spotted griffin and pointed him out to mac and on instinct we hustled<br />

over to them to be greeted. The end of the week was here and all of the feelings that had overcame me<br />

were now the opposite. Sadly, it was time to leave.


Power Words<br />

Borborygmus- the rumbling and grumblings your stomach makes when things<br />

move inside your intestines usually meaning something is going to happen.<br />

Carpophagous- living off of fruits alone.<br />

Flibbertigibbet- a frivolous and flighty person who is particularly loquacious.<br />

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- The fear of big words.<br />

Revamp- Give new and improved form.<br />

Rehabilitated- Restore (someone) to health or normal life by training and therapy<br />

after imprisonment, addiction, or illness.<br />

tyrant- a cruel ruler.<br />

oppressive- inflicting harsh punishment.<br />

lamentable- unfortunate or deplorable.<br />

bloodcurdling- expressing terror or horror.<br />

disastrous- causing great damage.<br />

plummet- falling from great heights.<br />

vaporize- convert into vapour.<br />

peeper- a small north american bird.<br />

Lascivious- of a person, manner, or<br />

gesture sometimes sexually disturbing<br />

someone.


Plantar warts are warts on the bottom of the foot, the name, “Plantar Wart,” originates from the<br />

word “Plantar,” meaning foot or foot pain. A plantar wart is generally formed from overuse of feet or<br />

sweat build up infections. Plantar warts are yellow hard bumps that look abnormal on the foot. In most<br />

cases they have black little seed like dots in them that can be picked out using tweezers which will<br />

decrease inflammation and get rid of the wart but is painful. Plantar warts can be contagious but not<br />

directly, lots of the time they are contracted from walking barefoot around pools or locker rooms. Plantar<br />

warts can spread throughout the bottom of the foot but cannot reach other portions of your body. Plantar<br />

warts are most common in children than adults, also those with HIV, or AIDS, have a higher risk of<br />

forming plantar warts. Certain home remedies can be used for the removal of these painful warts, but in<br />

some cases need medical attention. One way you can remove plantar warts uses a banana peel, garlic, a<br />

plastic washer, a band aid, and lastly fabric tape.<br />

Step 1: Take your plastic washer and cut a hole in your banana peel to fit snug inside of the washer.<br />

Step 2: Sprinkle crushed garlic on the inside of the banana peel.<br />

Step 3: Place the combination of the banana peel washer and garlic and place it on top of the wart with the<br />

washer surrounding the wart on the outside.<br />

Step 4: Carefully lay a band aid on top of the washer.<br />

Step 5: Insure that the contraption will not come loose using fabric tape wrapped around the area of the<br />

foot.<br />

Step 6: Leave on for about a week.<br />

Step 7: Squeeze the wart until the hardtop of the wart is removed.<br />

Step 8: Put a new band aid over the open wart and wait for inflammation to decrease.<br />

Citations<br />

http://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/understanding-plantar-warts-basics<br />

http://umm.edu/health/medical/altmed/condition/warts


2 Most Beautiful Words<br />

Griffin Spencer: Happy Holidays<br />

Zion Valrie: Food, Money<br />

Mykael Huggins: Rap Community<br />

Mac Marzullo: Buying Sneakers<br />

Christine <strong>Yarkosky</strong>: Clean Music<br />

Mark <strong>Yarkosky</strong>: Bass Drop<br />

Guncle Anthony: knowledge, power<br />

Katie Noll: Flower, Peace<br />

Anthony Tavelli: Fidget spinner<br />

Eryk <strong>Yarkosky</strong>: Lacrosse goal<br />

Grace Spencer: Loui Vuitton<br />

Luis Masoura: Soccer Goal<br />

Ayden Boyle: Big Hit<br />

Zach Atkins: Silly Rabbit<br />

Eileen O'hara: Orange Hair


Who Knew?<br />

Scorpions can hold their breath for<br />

almost a whole week! Studies show that<br />

this is possible because they don't need<br />

oxygen to keep energy. They also have<br />

adhesive lungs that inhale lots of air.<br />

Scorpions do have a long breath obviously.<br />

Yet, they don’t prefer to be in water.


Who Knew?<br />

The Phantom barber was known for his<br />

weird strikes of continuously breaking into<br />

peoples houses and cutting their hair. In<br />

1942, he broke into a younge girls for the<br />

first time and snipped a large lock of her<br />

hair. He struck almost weekly and was<br />

smart about his timing. He was eventually


caught and sentenced 10 years in prison for<br />

attempted murder. Even though he never<br />

harmed anybody, he was still known to the<br />

public as the phantom barber.<br />

Who Knew<br />

Nintendo was originally a trading card<br />

company. In 1889 Fusajiro Yamauchi<br />

founded Nintendo. Nintendo cards featured<br />

characters such as Mario, Bowser, Daisy,<br />

and others. Founded in Japan, cards are<br />

still produced and sold there. Eventually he


got license to put Disney characters on<br />

cards too!<br />

How does NASA<br />

organize their company<br />

parties? They planet<br />

Why can't blondes dial<br />

911 in an emergency?<br />

They can't find the 11 button.<br />

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says how do you drive this thing.<br />

Why did the chicken cross the road? How would i know.<br />

Knock knock! Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow… MOOOOO<br />

What's slower, hot or cold? Cold! Because you can catch it!<br />

Why did the bee get married? He found his honey.<br />

Eat right, stay fit, then die like everybody else.<br />

Why did the spider cross the road? To get to his website!<br />

What happens when you mix goat dna with human dna? Kicked out of the petting zoo!<br />

what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? we're both lawyers.<br />

how does an ocean say hi? it waves.<br />

how does a train eat? it goes choo choo!


I Survived Columbine<br />

I melissa miller aged 15 survived columbine. I was in<br />

the parking lot when i heard the first explosion. At first I<br />

thought it was a firecracker, a senior prank. I looked back<br />

to see two people in trench coats, Dylan Klebold and Eric<br />

Harris. At that time i didn't know their names, but in the<br />

halls they walked by and they scared me. Then they<br />

opened fire, i saw the red all over the ground, i thought it<br />

had to be paintballs. But then reality struck, it wasn't paint,<br />

fear ran through my body and i ran to cover behind a


truck. I hid there for a good 10 minutes before making my<br />

move. I ran across the parking lot and hopped a fence like<br />

it was nothing. I then sprinted to a nearby house with an<br />

open garage and called my mom. I will never forget that<br />

day, in my heart it will last forever. In total 13 well<br />

mannered good people were killed by Eric and Dylan. One<br />

in which was my friend. I escaped with a few scrapes and<br />

bruises on the outside but on the inside i was sliced and<br />

stabbed and thrown<br />

all over. Columbine<br />

was the event that<br />

changed my life.<br />

Peanut Butter Banana Smoothie<br />

Ingredients<br />

● 2 bananas<br />

● 2 cups of milk<br />

● ½ cup of peanut butter<br />

● 2 tablespoons of honey<br />

● 2 cups of ice cubes<br />

Steps<br />

Step 1: put 2 bananas broken into chunks into the blender.<br />

Step 2: add 2 cups of milk.<br />

Step 3:add 2 tablespoons of honey.<br />

Step 4: add ½ cup of peanut butter.<br />

Step 5: add 2 cups of ice cubes.


Step 6: Blend for approximately 45 seconds until smooth.<br />

i really liked this recipe because it's similar to a smoothie at smoothie king that i really like.<br />

also the picture makes it look very appetizing. at first i thought that the peanut butter would get<br />

caught on the blades and slow them. When i made it though, i found it was a rather easy blend<br />

that did the trick! it was very flavourful and sweet but also had a hint of banana which was just<br />

perfect.<br />

Do Fidget Spinners Help You Concentrate?<br />

Fidget spinners are advertised as stress relieving focusing tools. Yet<br />

this is very wrong. Teachers claim that their a visual distracting to students<br />

which is the main draw back on the product. The spinners are very fun, but<br />

when somebody is trying to focus, it would be best to leave them alone.<br />

Studies show that students actually focus more on the spinners because of<br />

their flashy looks. These spinners may be beneficial for stress relieving<br />

though. For somebody with adhd that must focus on a topic, fidgeting with


something less distracting is of better use.

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