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October 09<br />

The W<br />

rld<br />

according to Fran<br />

I am old. Yes, I have said it. It has happened lightning fast and I didn’t see if coming.<br />

I was just be living my life the way I always have and then one day, out of the<br />

blue, I had the horrifying realization that people have stopped viewing me as an<br />

ultra-cool, iconic masterpiece of humankind ... now I’m invisible! There was no<br />

warning!<br />

I am sure that most women in their mid 50’s will tell you that while they may feel like<br />

30—vital, vigorous and engaged—their valuation has changed. Experience is often<br />

dismissed, energy routinely ignored and, let’s face it, sex appeal all but laughed at. In<br />

racetrack jargon, we old mares are sent out to pasture while our male counterparts<br />

frolic in stud farms.<br />

How do I know I have been sent out to pasture am getting old I can hear you ask, dear<br />

reader.<br />

Well a number of events have happened recently:<br />

1. I went into a department store (on Deansgate!) to look for some shoes with a<br />

younger friend. I needed a flat black pair for work and a high black pair for going<br />

out/dinners etc – not a bad sale for somebody. I tried on quite a few, as you do, and<br />

found ones that I liked. They were not in the sale (and I had my” smuggling into the<br />

house plan” ready for when I got home). I walked around the floor with the left hand<br />

shoes from each pair looking for a sales assistant. Every shop assistant glanced at me<br />

and ignored me as if I wasn’t there and asked my younger friend if they could help<br />

her!!!! Needless to say I didn’t buy the shoes!<br />

2. Jack asked me how did we let people know we were going to be late in “the olden<br />

days” when we didn’t have mobile phones. After I had picked myself up from the floor<br />

(which obviously took a long time as I am so bloody old!) I told him that we weren’t<br />

late and on the very, very unusual occasion that we might be we used a phone box to<br />

call the person with a 2 pence piece!!!!<br />

3. I went to a Bruno Mars concert a couple of weeks ago (which surely proves I am<br />

down with the kids and not old – although he didn’t come on until about 9.30 pm so<br />

was a bit knackered by then!!!!!!) and on the way out a young guy was giving out<br />

leaflets about a live music club and glanced at me and my friend and walked straight<br />

past us!<br />

4. I went into Neighbourhood for lunch with a business colleague. For once I was early<br />

and I walked in and had the following conversation with the young man on the reception<br />

desk:<br />

Young Man: Hello Madam, can I help you?<br />

Me: No thanks, I am waiting for a friend. We are having lunch.<br />

Young Man: You do know you are in Neighbourhood don’t you?!<br />

I did laugh eventually and he was very apologetic and comped our drinks – and I had<br />

only had water<br />

I was discussing this at the dinner table with Jack and Peds one evening and Jack came<br />

up with a few beauties of his own in the “you know you’re old when…………………”<br />

category.<br />

You know you’re old when all of your sports heroes have retired (that one was for Peds)<br />

You know you’re old when you get cramp in your finger scrolling down to find the year<br />

you were born on a web site<br />

You know you’re old when you can remember getting through an entire day without<br />

taking a picture of anything<br />

You know you’re getting old when you say “hang up” the phone and know what it<br />

means<br />

You know you’re getting old when your ears are hairier than your head (another one<br />

that was for Peds)<br />

You know you’re getting old when it gets late earlier<br />

You know you’re getting old when you have to increase your font size to billboard.<br />

You know you’re getting old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much<br />

their mortgage is!<br />

There were others but they are not printable!<br />

Peter and I decided that my new mantra is going to be age brings intelligence, experience,<br />

wisdom and beauty and I will not be scared of it! I can tell you this even if you<br />

don't see me, you will know that I am here!<br />

Fran Eccles-Bech<br />

Chief Executive<br />

Monthly Competition<br />

Since opening our first Browns in 1973, we’ve created extraordinary experiences by combining quality food and drink, a bustling<br />

atmosphere, beautiful buildings and elegant special touches. Whether you’re visiting for a lazy brunch, an al fresco lunch, afternoon<br />

tea, evening cocktails or an intimate dinner, our all day brasserie and bars offer a stylish space to relax.<br />

Browns is the perfect location for that early morning meeting or relaxing break with the paper – We truly believe breakfast is the<br />

most important meal of the day. And on the weekend, why not relax with friends enjoying an Eggs Benedict and our famous<br />

Bloody Mary.<br />

Moving on to Lunch<br />

We’ve got it covered with our range of lunches, whether you’re looking for a quick cheap bite to eat or a more indulgent leisurely<br />

lunch.<br />

To tempt you further… Our Browns Afternoon Tea is sure to brighten any day<br />

Adding some early evening sparkle.<br />

We welcome you for that post work drink with friends, let us add some pre-dinner sparkle, you'll find something for everyone in<br />

our extensive range.<br />

Finishing with a delicious Dinner Serving classic, simple yet stylish food since 1973.<br />

We work hard with designers and architects to make sure that our bars and restaurants are stylish and attractive places for our customers<br />

but there is one thing guaranteed to create a sophisticated ambiance: a great pianist.<br />

To win a three course meal for two with a bottle of Champagne answer<br />

the following question:<br />

Q - When did the first Brown’s open?<br />

and send to FranEccles-Bech@manchesterlawsociety.org.uk<br />

no later than 15th <strong>June</strong> <strong>2017</strong><br />

The winner of the QMS Skin Spa competition was Angela Stokes,<br />

Associate, DLA Piper

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