Manchester Messenger June 2017
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October 09<br />
The W<br />
rld<br />
according to Fran<br />
I am old. Yes, I have said it. It has happened lightning fast and I didn’t see if coming.<br />
I was just be living my life the way I always have and then one day, out of the<br />
blue, I had the horrifying realization that people have stopped viewing me as an<br />
ultra-cool, iconic masterpiece of humankind ... now I’m invisible! There was no<br />
warning!<br />
I am sure that most women in their mid 50’s will tell you that while they may feel like<br />
30—vital, vigorous and engaged—their valuation has changed. Experience is often<br />
dismissed, energy routinely ignored and, let’s face it, sex appeal all but laughed at. In<br />
racetrack jargon, we old mares are sent out to pasture while our male counterparts<br />
frolic in stud farms.<br />
How do I know I have been sent out to pasture am getting old I can hear you ask, dear<br />
reader.<br />
Well a number of events have happened recently:<br />
1. I went into a department store (on Deansgate!) to look for some shoes with a<br />
younger friend. I needed a flat black pair for work and a high black pair for going<br />
out/dinners etc – not a bad sale for somebody. I tried on quite a few, as you do, and<br />
found ones that I liked. They were not in the sale (and I had my” smuggling into the<br />
house plan” ready for when I got home). I walked around the floor with the left hand<br />
shoes from each pair looking for a sales assistant. Every shop assistant glanced at me<br />
and ignored me as if I wasn’t there and asked my younger friend if they could help<br />
her!!!! Needless to say I didn’t buy the shoes!<br />
2. Jack asked me how did we let people know we were going to be late in “the olden<br />
days” when we didn’t have mobile phones. After I had picked myself up from the floor<br />
(which obviously took a long time as I am so bloody old!) I told him that we weren’t<br />
late and on the very, very unusual occasion that we might be we used a phone box to<br />
call the person with a 2 pence piece!!!!<br />
3. I went to a Bruno Mars concert a couple of weeks ago (which surely proves I am<br />
down with the kids and not old – although he didn’t come on until about 9.30 pm so<br />
was a bit knackered by then!!!!!!) and on the way out a young guy was giving out<br />
leaflets about a live music club and glanced at me and my friend and walked straight<br />
past us!<br />
4. I went into Neighbourhood for lunch with a business colleague. For once I was early<br />
and I walked in and had the following conversation with the young man on the reception<br />
desk:<br />
Young Man: Hello Madam, can I help you?<br />
Me: No thanks, I am waiting for a friend. We are having lunch.<br />
Young Man: You do know you are in Neighbourhood don’t you?!<br />
I did laugh eventually and he was very apologetic and comped our drinks – and I had<br />
only had water<br />
I was discussing this at the dinner table with Jack and Peds one evening and Jack came<br />
up with a few beauties of his own in the “you know you’re old when…………………”<br />
category.<br />
You know you’re old when all of your sports heroes have retired (that one was for Peds)<br />
You know you’re old when you get cramp in your finger scrolling down to find the year<br />
you were born on a web site<br />
You know you’re old when you can remember getting through an entire day without<br />
taking a picture of anything<br />
You know you’re getting old when you say “hang up” the phone and know what it<br />
means<br />
You know you’re getting old when your ears are hairier than your head (another one<br />
that was for Peds)<br />
You know you’re getting old when it gets late earlier<br />
You know you’re getting old when you have to increase your font size to billboard.<br />
You know you’re getting old when you watch Home Alone and wonder how much<br />
their mortgage is!<br />
There were others but they are not printable!<br />
Peter and I decided that my new mantra is going to be age brings intelligence, experience,<br />
wisdom and beauty and I will not be scared of it! I can tell you this even if you<br />
don't see me, you will know that I am here!<br />
Fran Eccles-Bech<br />
Chief Executive<br />
Monthly Competition<br />
Since opening our first Browns in 1973, we’ve created extraordinary experiences by combining quality food and drink, a bustling<br />
atmosphere, beautiful buildings and elegant special touches. Whether you’re visiting for a lazy brunch, an al fresco lunch, afternoon<br />
tea, evening cocktails or an intimate dinner, our all day brasserie and bars offer a stylish space to relax.<br />
Browns is the perfect location for that early morning meeting or relaxing break with the paper – We truly believe breakfast is the<br />
most important meal of the day. And on the weekend, why not relax with friends enjoying an Eggs Benedict and our famous<br />
Bloody Mary.<br />
Moving on to Lunch<br />
We’ve got it covered with our range of lunches, whether you’re looking for a quick cheap bite to eat or a more indulgent leisurely<br />
lunch.<br />
To tempt you further… Our Browns Afternoon Tea is sure to brighten any day<br />
Adding some early evening sparkle.<br />
We welcome you for that post work drink with friends, let us add some pre-dinner sparkle, you'll find something for everyone in<br />
our extensive range.<br />
Finishing with a delicious Dinner Serving classic, simple yet stylish food since 1973.<br />
We work hard with designers and architects to make sure that our bars and restaurants are stylish and attractive places for our customers<br />
but there is one thing guaranteed to create a sophisticated ambiance: a great pianist.<br />
To win a three course meal for two with a bottle of Champagne answer<br />
the following question:<br />
Q - When did the first Brown’s open?<br />
and send to FranEccles-Bech@manchesterlawsociety.org.uk<br />
no later than 15th <strong>June</strong> <strong>2017</strong><br />
The winner of the QMS Skin Spa competition was Angela Stokes,<br />
Associate, DLA Piper