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“We have just been to the most amazing open air theatre near Penzance,“<br />

my thespian friend waxed lyrical as she handed me a roneo machine<br />

pamphlet. It was 1979 at an am dram rehearsal in South Africa, I read<br />

the fascinating story of Rowena Cade and how she had carved out this<br />

granite auditorium. Without hesitation my bucket list acquired another<br />

goal.<br />

Following correspondence with the organisers of the summer<br />

programme and a bank draft by return, remember this was still the days<br />

of snail mail, my ticket finally arrived in South Africa.<br />

The British National Anthem boomed out from the miniature TV in<br />

the hotel bedroom in Falmouth as Seb Coe stepped on to the podium<br />

for the 1500 metres at the 1980 Moscow Olympics. I was on a bus<br />

tour through Devon and Cornwall and my fellow passengers were most<br />

intrigued at my breakaway solo expedition the following day. While they<br />

took a cruise out of the harbour, my destination was the Minack Theatre<br />

for the matinee of “Ring around the Moon”.<br />

The hotel receptionist handed me a packed lunch and enquired, “Hope<br />

you have your two garbage bags ?” Did I have to clean up after<br />

the performance, I wondered. My puzzled look brought forth her<br />

explanation, “ You climb into one of the bags up to your waist and slit a<br />

hole in the other and put it over your head, thus you will stay dry during<br />

the performance. The forecast is for a typical British summer day – rain.“<br />

Discovering the evening before that there was to be a strike, I set off at<br />

8am to walk to the bus station in Falmouth. “We will take a bus out<br />

when there are enough people to justify a<br />

trip,” was the inspector’s best assurance.<br />

So there I sat in a lovely red double decker<br />

in the transport shed awaiting any further<br />

passengers wishing to go to Penzance. This<br />

was going to be a long day.<br />

Eleven thirty the headcount had reached an acceptable level so we<br />

trundled out onto the road and meandered through the most picturesque<br />

countryside, stopping wherever folk wished to alight. The driver slowed<br />

down to ask how a lady’s son was who had chicken pox, picked up a<br />

dozen eggs from the honesty box on the following corner and delivered<br />

them to a cottage in the next hamlet, where an anxious woman was<br />

waiting for them to bake her daughter’s wedding cake. I had certainly<br />

never experienced a more social jaunt on municipal transport.<br />

Two other travellers identified themselves as audience for the afternoon<br />

play. We eventually arrived in the Penzance car park where a jeep was<br />

to pick up patrons for the theatre. It was the sort of vehicle used for an<br />

African game spotting drive but all we did was bump along a track to the<br />

base of a final steep incline.<br />

“You can either join the coastal foot path around the edge of the rocky<br />

outcrop, that is if you have hiking boots. Alternatively you can scramble<br />

up the hill, your destination is just over the brow,” was the safari driver’s<br />

farewell and then he reversed and bounced his way back to town.<br />

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