Now That's A Pony777

Blanche says that. Back at Van Nuys, I was up for the part of
Blanche. I would've gotten it too.
But then in walks Suzanne, and I don't know who she slept with
to get that part but she stole it right out from under me.
Lost all my confidence after that. I got a couple of commercials.
Local stuff, a car dealership and...look at me, going on like this.
Let's just get back to lighting. Now lighting is important because
porn is mostly visual and even with good “equipment”, ha-ha,
you need the proper lighting so you can see how the “action”,
woohoo, plays out.
Plays out.
You know what played out is? My youth was suddenly gone up
the water-spout.
No no no, that's Streetcar again, and that was my best line too,
you know what played out is, I nailed that…
Then in walks Miss Suzanne all high and mighty...and where
does that leave me, doing a Ken “Kenny” Kenshaw's Autoworld
gig where all I do is walk on and say, “Hi, Ken! “, is where that
leaves me.
And a bee.
I did one Hun-ee-Bee Honey commercial. I'm a bee, and I say,
“What's all the buzz about?”