Now That's A Pony777

You're on my branch, Don.
What do you mean, always been your branch.
I mean it's always been that way. It's just common sense.
“Always been that way” is a tautological argument, and
common sense is, it doesn't matter how many birds are on
any branch as long as there's enough room. This is like
that bathroom thing.
What in god's name are you talking about Don.
That thing where some people want to tell other people
what bathroom they can use. Or can't use. That thing. You
just don't like change.
No. No I don't like change. There's a way things ought to be
and that's the way they are and if they stayed that way for a
gabillion years that'd be just fine with me and you're still on
my branch Don...
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It went on like that until they finally flew away.
But when it's early and I go out to get the paper,
sometimes, Phil and Don are there.
Still at it.