Staycation Issue

There are two West Hollywood stores
that can help with that both of which
offer a variety of accoutrements designed
to stimulate your, uh, imagination.
stimulate
designed to
WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU’RE FEELING THE LOVE DEEP
IN YOUR HEART BUT NOT EXPRESSING IT IN BED?
THE PLEASURE CHEST
PHOTO COURTESY OF THE PLEASURE CHEST
Larry Flynt’s Hustler Hollywood, still
open on the corner of Sunset and Hilldale
but moving at some point, is an
open and airy emporium that includes
a cafe when you’re ready to take a
break from exploring the vibrators
and lubricants and adult videos that
might take your relationship into previously
unexplored territory.
The Pleasure Chest, on Santa Monica
Boulevard near Genesee, is stocked
with a similar array of products. Perhaps
you and your partner spend some
time in bed in your hotel reading aloud
from “The Little Black Book of Kama
Sutra,” which Pleasure Chest offers for
$9.95. Hustler and Pleasure Chest both
offer a variety of toys for adults to play
with, some covered in glittering gold.
If this staycation is to entertain a boyfriend
or girlfriend visiting from far
away, you might consider trying out
Pleasure Chest’s “We Vibe Sync,” a
couples vibrator that can be activated
from anywhere in the world (with
a Wi-Fi connection). As one user noted:
“Great for long distance relationships I
got this for my girlfriend. She lives in
New York, I’m in Chicago. It took our
Skype game to the next level ... I can
control her orgasms from thousands of
miles away. Pretty dope.”
Just remember, hard as it is to do, turn
that cell phone off for the duration of
your stay. Why pursue virtual relationships,
no matter how briefly stimulating,
when the one you love is in
bed beside you?