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The Veterans’ Magazine <strong>Issue</strong> 42 | May 2018<br />

ITS AIRSHOW TIME<br />

We Take A Look At The Hardware<br />

Gracing Our Skies This Year<br />

Utilising Veterans In The Construction Industry<br />

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CONTENTS<br />

<strong>SBT</strong> News<br />

4 Shoreham Airshow Crash<br />

Pilot Denies Manslaughter<br />

5 Royal Navy Escorts<br />

Russian Waeship<br />

Warship escorted through<br />

English Channel<br />

5 UK Reaction To North<br />

Korea as testing halts<br />

Cautious welcome as N<br />

Korea halts Nuclear tests<br />

5 US Navy Fleet in Europe<br />

A US Carrier Fleet has<br />

entered European Waters in<br />

routine Ops.<br />

<strong>SBT</strong> News<br />

All of the latest National<br />

& International Armed<br />

Forces and Veterans<br />

News<br />

4<br />

Features<br />

6 Kerry Dedman<br />

Pro CV Writer helping<br />

Veterans<br />

14 Airshows 2018<br />

What to look out for at this<br />

years displays.<br />

16 Subby Jobs<br />

Utilising Veterans in the<br />

Construction Industry<br />

Regular<br />

9 Historic Tommy Atkins<br />

Laurence...<br />

19 Have Faith<br />

Try, Try Again......<br />

28 <strong>SBT</strong> Information<br />

A page dedicated to back<br />

issues, information, book<br />

reviews etc<br />

30 Mrs Fox Goes To War<br />

All the latest gossip and<br />

letters from Little Hope<br />

May 2018<br />

Editor: Pablo Snow<br />

Magazine Manager: Matt Jarvis<br />

Marketing Manager<br />

Lisa Whittaker<br />

Patron: Matt Neal<br />

Honourary Patron:<br />

Jacqueline Hurley<br />

Additional editors:<br />

Albert ‘Robbie’ McRobb<br />

Jane Shields<br />

Peter Macey<br />

Radio & Media Manager<br />

Jim Wilde<br />

Recording Engineer and PR<br />

Manager<br />

Vince Ballard<br />

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NEWS<br />

THE VETERANS’ MAGAzINE<br />

<strong>SBT</strong> newS May Edition info@sandbagtimes.com<br />

SHOREHAM AIRCRASH PILOT DENIES<br />

ELEVEN COUNTS OF MANSLAUGHTER<br />

A former RAF pilot<br />

accused of killing 11<br />

men when his vintage<br />

jet crashed on a dual<br />

carriageway during the<br />

Shoreham Airshow<br />

today indicated he<br />

would deny manslaughter<br />

charges at trial.<br />

Andrew Hill, 54, was performing<br />

a loop when his<br />

1955 Hawker Hunter<br />

came down on the A27 in<br />

August 2015. Eleven<br />

men, including motorists<br />

and air show fans, died<br />

and 13 people were<br />

injured. Hill, who was<br />

badly injured when he<br />

was thrown free, has<br />

been charged with 11<br />

counts of gross negligence<br />

manslaughter and<br />

endangering an aircraft.<br />

He indicated not guilty<br />

pleas to all charges at<br />

Westminster magistrates’<br />

court. Prosecutor Simon<br />

Ringrose said: “The aircraft<br />

failed to achieve sufficient<br />

height and speed<br />

to complete the downward<br />

part of the loop, and the<br />

aircraft impacted on the<br />

dual carriageway, causing<br />

11 fatalities.”Chief magistrate<br />

Emma Arbuthnot<br />

freed Hill of Buntingford,<br />

Hertfordshire, on unconditional<br />

bail until a plea<br />

hearing at the Old Bailey<br />

on May 17 when a date<br />

for the trial will be set.<br />

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NEWS<br />

THE VETERANS’ MAGAzINE<br />

<strong>SBT</strong> newS May Edition info@sandbagtimes.com<br />

UK Cautious Reaction To North Korean<br />

Vow To Halt Nuclear Missile Testing<br />

Britain has given a cautionary<br />

response to North Korea’s<br />

historic announcement to halt<br />

its nuclear and missile tests.<br />

The government said in a<br />

statement: “A long term<br />

commitment from Kim Jung Un to<br />

The Harry S. Truman Carrier<br />

Strike Group (HSTCSG)<br />

entered the US 6th Fleet area of<br />

operations yesterday as part of<br />

what the US Navy call a<br />

‘routine deployment in support<br />

of NATO allies, European and<br />

African partner nations,<br />

coalition partners, and US<br />

national security interests in<br />

Europe and Africa.’ The<br />

presence of the HSTCSG, they<br />

halt all nuclear tests and ICBM<br />

launches would be a positive step.<br />

“We hope this indicates an effort<br />

to negotiate in good faith. "We<br />

remain committed to working<br />

with our international partners to<br />

bring about our goal of a<br />

complete, verifiable and<br />

US Naval Fleet Enters European Waters<br />

RN Frigate Escorts Russian Warship Through Channel<br />

A Royal Navy frigate from<br />

Portsmouth escorted a<br />

Russian warship through<br />

the English Channel and<br />

Dover Strait. The Type 23<br />

frigate HMS St Albans<br />

escorted the Yaroslav<br />

Mudry (named after<br />

Yaroslav the Wise from<br />

Ukraine) round the UK<br />

coastline. HMS St Albans<br />

is the current Fleet Ready<br />

Escort – and is therefore<br />

charged with protecting<br />

UK waters. The navy was<br />

reacting to the Russian<br />

warship sailing close to<br />

the UK coastline.<br />

Commander John Cromie,<br />

Commanding Officer of<br />

HMS St Albans, said: ‘As<br />

the Royal Navy’s high<br />

readiness unit in UK<br />

waters, we are the first<br />

responders to any potential<br />

incursion into UK<br />

irreversible denuclearisation of<br />

the Korean peninsula, and to do so<br />

through peaceful means.” The<br />

reaction comes after the country’s<br />

state news agency stunned the<br />

world when it said: "From 21<br />

April, North Korea will stop<br />

nuclear tests and launches of<br />

intercontinental ballistic<br />

missiles.” The North Korean<br />

leader said the country didn’t need<br />

to continue testing its nuclear<br />

capabilities because they have<br />

been “verified”. In response, the<br />

European Union's foreign affairs<br />

chief said North Korea's<br />

announcement to stop nuclear<br />

tests was a positive step and called<br />

for an "irreversible<br />

denuclearisation" of the Asian<br />

country. Read More Here<br />

say, demonstrates the multimission<br />

capability of the US<br />

Navy’s globally deployed force<br />

and is part of an ongoing<br />

rotation of forward-deployed<br />

forces to support maritime<br />

security operations in the US<br />

6th Fleet area of operations.<br />

The HSTCSG includes the<br />

Nimitz-class aircraft carrier<br />

USS Harry S. Truman,<br />

Ticonderoga-class guidedmissile<br />

cruiser USS Normandy;<br />

Arleigh Burke-class guidedmissile<br />

destroyers USS<br />

Farragut. Read more here.<br />

waters and are highly<br />

trained in this role. ‘Our<br />

activation today in<br />

response to the passage<br />

of a Russian warship close<br />

to the UK resulted in a<br />

cordial interaction between<br />

professional sailors based<br />

on the recognised conventions<br />

at sea. ‘We are<br />

always standing ready, as<br />

is the rest of the fleet, to<br />

defend UK waters.<br />

Young RAF Stewardess<br />

Dies of Cancer, aged 25<br />

A Royal Air Force worker who<br />

lived long enough to fulfil her<br />

bucket list dream of going to New<br />

York City has succumbed to ovarian<br />

cancer aged just 25. Emily<br />

Kendrick, who served as a stewardess<br />

for the RAF and spent time<br />

in Afghanistan, was surrounded<br />

by her family and friends when<br />

she died on Friday. The young<br />

woman, from Ystrad Mynach,<br />

Wales, was just 23 when she<br />

found a lump in her belly button<br />

and surgery revealed it was ovarian<br />

cancer. Due to generosity of<br />

friends, family and strangers,<br />

Emily was able to take her dream<br />

trip to New York City with her<br />

mother, sister and grandmother.<br />

Now Emily's mother Sonia has<br />

spoken of her pride at the way her<br />

daughter lived her life since her<br />

terminal diagnosis. Her family<br />

were desperate to help her achieve<br />

her dreams and strangers from<br />

around the world donated more<br />

than £7,000 to help them do just<br />

that. Read More Here<br />

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KERRy DEDMAN<br />

work in coalition but it is important to see<br />

them as separate areas of expertise.<br />

CV Writer:<br />

CV Writer, Coach and Mentor<br />

Opening the door for serving and ex-military<br />

personnel.<br />

Personal Background<br />

I come from a military background; my father<br />

and brother were both Naval Officers. I have<br />

worked as a civilian instructor for the Army<br />

and the RAF. My work with the military<br />

began in earnest two years ago when I was<br />

contacted on Linkedin and asked for support.<br />

Since late 2016, my personalised<br />

coaching and mentoring support for the military<br />

has achieved remarkable results. They<br />

I have reviewed over 300,000 CVs in my professional<br />

life. My first job after University<br />

required me to review in peak periods over<br />

1,000 CVs a day. This was a steep learning<br />

curve experience that has stayed with me. I<br />

explain to my clients that you have to make<br />

a positive impression in under 8 seconds.<br />

Every employment sector have problems<br />

that need to be resolved. The person looking<br />

at your CV must see immediately that<br />

you understand their problems and will<br />

resolve them. You are the ‘aspirin that will<br />

take away their headache’. I explain to my<br />

clients that their CV has to be clear and concise.<br />

I am delighted that since January<br />

2017 my mil/ex mil CV clients have had job<br />

interviews every week – without fail. Over<br />

95% of my military clients have progressed.<br />

Every week I post updates on Linkedin.<br />

These include reporting the number of job<br />

interviews, job offers and so on. For example<br />

in April 2018, 40 1st and 2nd round interviews<br />

took place which led to 12 job offers<br />

and to date 7 job starts.<br />

Coach first, everything else second:<br />

What does that mean? Quite simply it is the<br />

premise of how I do my work. The ‘second’<br />

covers the gambit of education, training and<br />

management. I have over 30 years’ professional<br />

experience. This knowledge of working<br />

in a variety of training sectors has given<br />

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across different parts of England and Wales.<br />

I am qualified to MBA level and have taught<br />

my degree subject of English across the<br />

academic spectrum. I love being a ‘wordsmith’<br />

and using language that educates and<br />

entertains in equal measure. My coaching<br />

support includes assisting clients with the<br />

correct use of formal English. [I have taught<br />

English at an Army Education Centre].<br />

Mentor:<br />

My clients know they have support from me<br />

beyond the crafting of a new CV. I provide a<br />

range of advice and guidance which helps<br />

support their individual journey.<br />

Finally, many years ago a client referred to<br />

the support he achieved: ‘For the first time in<br />

my life I am a person, not a number.’ Coach<br />

first, everything else second.<br />

How to contact me<br />

Linkedin: https:www.linkedin.com/in/kerrydedman-ba-pgce-48750810<br />

Email: Kerry@opendoortraining.co.uk<br />

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The Historical Tommy Atkins<br />

Seven Pillars of Wisdom<br />

Written By<br />

Peter Macey<br />

On 13th May 1935 a 1000cc Borough Superior<br />

motorcycle whilst being ridden at speed along<br />

a back road near Bovington Camp in Dorset<br />

had an altercation with two school boys on<br />

bicycles who had been out looking for birds<br />

eggs. One was knocked off his bike during the<br />

collision but not injured. The rider, a Colonel<br />

in the British Army, as well as being an<br />

archaeologist, author and diplomat died at the<br />

scene of the crash. The Colonel’s body along<br />

with the motorcycle were hurriedly removed<br />

from the crash scene and taken to a secret<br />

location. The whole area was sealed off by<br />

local police and within hours men from a<br />

mysterious and little known-about organisation<br />

at the time called MI5 appeared and took<br />

control. In the lead up to the first Gulf War<br />

following the invasion of Kuwait by Iraq forces<br />

a number of high level military meetings took<br />

place in Washington as plans were put in place<br />

with a view to the liberation of the Gulf State<br />

by coalition forces. At one such meeting one<br />

of the senior US General’s mentioned a book<br />

he had been studying which despite having<br />

been written in 1922 discussed tactics for<br />

fighting in the Arab States and went into detail<br />

of how a method of guerrilla warfare had been<br />

developed and used to great effect during the<br />

First World War between the Arab Nation and<br />

Ottoman Empire (now known as Turkey). The<br />

book was an autobiographical account by a<br />

British Army Colonel who had been involved<br />

in the Arab conflict and was called the Seven<br />

Pillars of Wisdom. The man who died in the<br />

crash in 1935 was one of the greatest military<br />

strategists of his time and although he had been<br />

withdrawn from public life since 1922, he was<br />

well known in that part of the world by the<br />

name Lawrence. The author of the book that<br />

would be referred to in great detail over fifty<br />

years later was Thomas Edward Lawrence CB<br />

DSO. Better known by most as the almost<br />

legendary Lawrence of Arabia.<br />

Lawrence started his career with the<br />

Government in January 1914 when as an<br />

archaeologist who had trained at Oxford he<br />

was co-opted by the British Army. Under the<br />

guise of archaeology he was sent to the Negev<br />

Desert to carry out a secret survey on behalf of<br />

and funded by the Palestinian Exploration<br />

Fund. The plan was that he and another would<br />

map the desert area in terms of strategic<br />

importance. Following the outbreak of war in<br />

August 1914 Lawrence held back from<br />

enlisting until October when he took a<br />

commission and was summoned later that year<br />

to discuss his thoughts on the issues affecting<br />

the Arab Nations. There was an uprising in the<br />

Arab nationalist movement within the Arab<br />

speaking Ottoman nation. During 1915<br />

Lawrence prepared maps and strategic data for<br />

the British Government and continued to tour<br />

the Arab nation as part of his intelligence work.<br />

Then in June 1916 he was sent to meet three<br />

possible leaders for the Palestinian revolt, all<br />

sons of the head of the nation and selected one,<br />

Faisal as the best to lead any revolt. In<br />

November and December of the same year due<br />

to there being no one more qualified to<br />

properly support any uprising Lawrence was<br />

sent directly to liaise with Faisal. He<br />

immediately repositioned the Arab forces, who<br />

were heavily outnumbered by the Ottomans.<br />

Strategic target areas such as the Syrian railway<br />

had to be protected and as well as that, there<br />

was a long borderline between the opposing<br />

forces with the Arabs having fewer men.<br />

Faisal insisted when Lawrence was going to be<br />

replaced by a more senior officer that he would<br />

only work with Lawrence who remained by his<br />

side until August 1918. Lawrence saw that the<br />

only way to create issues with a small force<br />

against a larger one would be to create small<br />

teams who would attack small pockets along a<br />

line, create havoc and quickly withdraw, thus<br />

creating what would appear to be a major<br />

attack. And these were carried out on specific<br />

highly strategic targets, such as bridges,<br />

railway lines and logistical targets. Designed<br />

to be short, sharp and coordinated. This was<br />

not a new tactic, the likes of which had been<br />

developed in part by the Romans, centuries<br />

earlier, but this was new to modern warfare,<br />

thus creating a guerrilla style offensive that was<br />

to prove to be highly effective. Lawrence took<br />

part in a number of major battles alongside<br />

Faisal and led some including Tafileh, a region<br />

south east of the Dead Sea early in 1918. The<br />

battle was a defensive engagement but due to<br />

the effective fighting and strategies used it<br />

developed into an offensive rout. In official<br />

history records this battle was described as a<br />

brilliant feat of arms under the direct leadership<br />

of Lawrence. Despite being outnumbered the<br />

Arabs took around 400 lives and 200 Turkish<br />

prisoners. Lawrence was awarded the DSO<br />

and promoted to Lt Col. Lawrence, who now<br />

wore the typical Arab clothing instead of the<br />

British military uniform, continued to liaise<br />

between Faisal and the British intelligence.<br />

The Arab nations finally captured Damascus,<br />

their main objective, just prior to the end of the<br />

War. There were many in Britain who did not<br />

like Lawrence, due to the Arabic leanings. And<br />

he was said to be hated in France due to his<br />

involvement of allegedly trying to stir a revolt<br />

of Syrian forces against the French occupying<br />

nation. Following his departure from the Arab<br />

States at the end of the war he was troubled<br />

man. In 1922, having written his<br />

autobiography of the Arab conflict, Lawrence<br />

joined the RAF as an aircraftsmen, under a<br />

false name, John Ross. But within months his<br />

true identity was exposed and he left. He<br />

changed his name this time to T E Shaw and<br />

joined as a Private into the Tank Corps before<br />

moving back to the RAF years later. He was<br />

posted in 1926 to India with the RAF but due<br />

to alleged espionage activities he was supposed<br />

to have been involved with returned to Britain.<br />

He finally left the Service in March 1935 and<br />

died two months later.<br />

David Lean’s 1962 film Lawrence of Arabia<br />

starring Peter O’Toole which brought the story<br />

of this remarkable man to life for most people<br />

was nominated for ten Oscars and won seven<br />

including Best Picture.<br />

The reason Seven Pillars of Wisdom was called<br />

into question in the lead up to the Gulf War<br />

was because the same tactics that had been<br />

developed and used during the First World War<br />

and Arab Uprising, were, and are still being<br />

used by Arab forces in the middle east and by<br />

terrorists around the world even to this day.<br />

And the world has Lawrence, in part, to thank<br />

for that.<br />

Were any of your relatives involved in the Arab<br />

uprising in 1916 – 1918? Or do you have<br />

thoughts about this remarkable man? If so we<br />

would like to hear from you. Contact us at<br />

<strong>SBT</strong> or let us know at Forgotten Veterans UK.<br />

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Round Two: Donnington Park<br />

Matt & Dan Both in The Points As The FK8<br />

Has It’s First Chance To Stretch Its Legs<br />

tricky out there, and it didn’t play out in my favour. We were<br />

quick in races one and three and the car felt really good.<br />

There was plenty of chaos kicking off, but we managed to<br />

avoid it all to come through the field for a couple of solid<br />

points-scoring results. In race two, I made a good start but<br />

got a bit hung out to dry around the opening laps as I tried to<br />

steer clear of the carnage, and on the hard-compound tyres, it<br />

was always going to be difficult to fight back from that. Still, it<br />

was a much more positive outcome than at Brands Hatch and<br />

we remain light going next to Thruxton, which has traditionally<br />

been a happy hunting ground for us and will be an important<br />

weekend as both Honda and Yuasa’s home circuit.”<br />

Well, we improved from Brands Hatch! Dan did fantastically<br />

well to qualify P4 – which he turned into a race 1 second<br />

place finish after jumping up the inside at the old chicane on<br />

lap 1 and holding out for the rest of the race.<br />

Matt couldn’t quite hook it up in qualifying and lined up in P17<br />

for Race 1, the pace in the car showed though as a typical<br />

Matt Neal surge saw him in P6 at the chequered flag.<br />

Burdened with 66KG ballast in Race 2, Dan did incredibly well<br />

to take the lead and hold out until mid-race – at which point<br />

his tyres started to drop off. Dan bravely held on for the second<br />

half of the race and was P4 at the flag, his hard-tyre<br />

struggles were not as evident as Matt’s though as he crossed<br />

the line in P16.<br />

True to form, Matt battled back in Race 3 with a surge through<br />

the pack to finish sixth, if it wasn’t for Tom Ingram putting up<br />

the most resolute of defences – Matt’s pace was easily<br />

enough to get him on the podium. Dan unfortunately punctured<br />

in Race 3 after contact with Chris Smiley – I’m sure he’s<br />

grown more accustomed to the ups and down of touring cars<br />

after this weekend!<br />

Matt Neal on Donnington<br />

“Unfortunately, my weekend began on the wrong foot in lining<br />

up 17th on the grid, which left me with a lot of work to do in<br />

the races. We are still learning with the new Civic Type R and<br />

it’s not totally dialled-in yet in those conditions, which meant<br />

qualifying was almost akin to a test session for us. It was<br />

Dan Cammish on Donnington<br />

“It’s been a good weekend – almost a very good weekend.<br />

We showed our speed in free practice and qualified well in<br />

what were very difficult, greasy conditions. It was obviously<br />

fantastic for both the team and myself to achieve our first<br />

podium of the season in race one, although I would say as a<br />

performance, race two was arguably even better, with 66kg of<br />

ballast on-board and the harder tyres. I tried to get away as<br />

fast as I could, but it was inevitable that the guys behind<br />

would catch up eventually and we were over-the-moon to lead<br />

for so long and still finish as high as fourth – the car balance<br />

felt really good and the Civic Type R handled extremely well.<br />

What happened in race three was just very unfortunate; it was<br />

only the lightest of touches, but it caused my wheel rim to<br />

shatter and that in-turn punctured the tyre. We were on for at<br />

least another top five result, but we can nonetheless go away<br />

feeling happy. People were asking pre-season if I would get<br />

properly stuck in and get my elbows out in the BTCC, and I<br />

think I’ve proven here that I can do that as well as anybody<br />

else.”<br />

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THE TOMMy ATKINS TRUST<br />

The Tommy Atkins Centre...<br />

Tommy Atkins Centre May<br />

We’ve had a busy month here at The Tommy Atkins Centre.<br />

Combat Stress have been running a 7 week course on<br />

Thursdays, and it’s been a pleasure to meet all those enrolled<br />

on it. Hopefully they will all come back and meet up after their<br />

course finishes, and maybe have a day out together. It’s so<br />

wonderful to see the new friendships struck up on these<br />

courses.<br />

The Royal British Legion have also been to see us with a view<br />

to running a new drop in centre from our building on Tuesdays<br />

from 1000 – 1500. This will be starting within the next few<br />

weeks, and we are very much looking forwards to having them<br />

here with us all, and we’ve also had a visit from The Poppy<br />

Factory with a view to something similar for them also here with<br />

us.<br />

Marie and I have been busy updating contact lists and chatting<br />

with veterans who call in for a cuppa and a natter. And we’re<br />

also currently working on putting together a presentation for<br />

some of our local Councilor’s and hopefully our Forces<br />

Covenant representative too to give them a good insight to our<br />

aims for the future of the centre and our veteran community,<br />

and to hopefully secure some future funding to help us along<br />

the way.<br />

Here’s looking forwards to a bit of sunshine over the coming<br />

few weeks, it’ll be lovely to be able to sit outside for a while<br />

instead of watching the raindrops on the window panes. Until<br />

next time, enjoy the sun if finally get any, and stay safe and<br />

healthy.<br />

Jane & Marie. x<br />

www.thetommyatkinstrust.co.uk<br />

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A Guide to Medical Welfare Services<br />

for Health Care Professionals, Organisations<br />

and Support Workers<br />

Caring For Those Who Serve – Frontline To Recovery<br />

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AIRSHOWS 2018<br />

AIRSHOWS 2018<br />

It’s That Time Of The year<br />

Again. Let’s See What’s<br />

Flying And Where<br />

Oh, I love this time of the year. Of course, for<br />

the Sandbag Times it is more of a work day<br />

than a swan. Yeah, really! I love heading<br />

towards the shows, picnic in the boot. Camera<br />

ready, Maybe even a beer or two if I can convince<br />

someone else to drive. All I need then is<br />

blue skies and nice sunshine and my<br />

day is complete.<br />

pay tribute to Jonathan.<br />

Other usual suspects will be there too, BBMF,<br />

the Wingwalkers (totally bonkers), the Chinnok<br />

etc. This year we also see the welcome return<br />

of an RAF Tornado GR4, always a crowd pleaser<br />

and a good one for setting off all of the car<br />

alarms. We have a Typhoon showing off as<br />

well as one of my old WW2 favs the Blenheim<br />

Bomber. What a graceful bird that is.<br />

I must put out a public warning though. You<br />

will get sick to the sight of the Jaguar jets.<br />

They are absolutely everywhere. Don’t get me<br />

wrong, I love them when they fly but Cosford is<br />

a bit of a Jaguar dumping ground. Mark my<br />

words, you will have<br />

had enough of<br />

them by<br />

the<br />

time the<br />

displays finish.<br />

So, to start<br />

this year we head to RAF Cosford. This, by far,<br />

is my favourite show. Not only because of the<br />

great flying displays but also the museum. On<br />

any other day, the RAF Cosford Museum if<br />

open free of charge to enjoy and, I must<br />

say it is up there in my top ten of<br />

places to go in the UK. Four hangers<br />

of aircraft to dream over, with just<br />

about every British aircraft you can<br />

think of. But the<br />

real head turner<br />

is the Cold War<br />

museum.<br />

ONG, a real<br />

treat.<br />

Anyway, to<br />

get back on<br />

subject, lets<br />

talk about<br />

the airshow<br />

there for this<br />

year. Much to my<br />

delight, we will be<br />

seeing the Mig 29 Fulcrum.<br />

Never seen one before and<br />

feeling very excited. Also<br />

on display are the Reds.<br />

Even though they experienced<br />

a tragedy just a short<br />

while ago with the death of<br />

one of their ‘Circus’ engineers,<br />

Cpl Jonathan Bayliss,<br />

the show must go on. And what a way to<br />

So, what else have<br />

we got? I suppose we<br />

need to talk about the big<br />

one. The Royal International Air<br />

Tattoo. (RIAT) promises to<br />

be yet another awesome<br />

event. There are a serios<br />

amount of fighter jets flying including the<br />

F35B, F/A 18 Hornet, F16 Falcon, GR4 Tornado<br />

SU22, to name but a few. I have no idea how<br />

they get so many displays in there. Pop over<br />

to their website and take a look at the full<br />

round up. I think the only besier airspace in<br />

the country will be Heathrow Airport.<br />

If you are going to be unable to afford<br />

the delights of these airfields, worry not<br />

as there are a few free airshows<br />

around that are just as good. To start<br />

with, one of my old<br />

favourites,<br />

Airbourne. Set on Eastbourne beach<br />

front, the whole airshow package<br />

rocks up to the public<br />

arena. For those who<br />

do not live in<br />

the South east there is also<br />

Bournemouth, Blackpool and<br />

Weston Super-Mare. Where ever you<br />

are in the UK, you can be sure there will be<br />

an Airshow close to you. Grab the kids, dog<br />

and picnic and go enjoy those magnificent<br />

men in their flying machines.<br />

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I supported a mutual friend; Royal Marine<br />

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story to fruition and getting it published. This<br />

project was a real eye opener, with no military<br />

background the lack of understanding of what<br />

these men and women sacrifice, sometimes<br />

the ultimate sacrifice. I really wanted to bring<br />

something to life through Subby that is special:<br />

James Gilbert Taps Into A Very Effective And Resourceful<br />

Workforce For The Construction Sector. The Veteran<br />

One of the great things about our<br />

Veterans world are the amount of companies,<br />

charities, organisation etc that<br />

are willing to go the extra mile to help our<br />

country’s ex-Armed Forces. Over the past few<br />

months we have looked at a few companies<br />

that combine the civilian world of industry to<br />

utilise the best workforce in the world.<br />

The veteran’s initiative simply is a fully funded<br />

program to get veterans into construction:<br />

• Fully funded construction courses<br />

o Plastering<br />

o Painting<br />

o Wall and Floor Tiling<br />

o Bricklaying<br />

o CSCS Card Testing<br />

o Building Maintenance<br />

o Motor Vehicle<br />

It is quickly becoming apparent that Veterans<br />

provide a vast set of skills which can be used<br />

in a huge variety of areas across the board.<br />

When you think of our Armed Forces, one can<br />

imagine a well motivated, hard working, trustworthy<br />

and physically fit individual.<br />

James Gilbert, who readers of The Sandbag<br />

Times may remember, featured an article<br />

about his friend Garry Curtis with his<br />

book’Incoming’ which if you haven’t read yet,<br />

you are missing out. Now James has turned<br />

his own skills into a way of combining our<br />

Veterans into the Construction industry. So<br />

let’s hear all about it from James himself on<br />

his new venture, Subby.<br />

James Gilbert<br />

Where did it all start? I can’t tell you that for<br />

sure but I can give you a little background on<br />

me. I have 10 years’ experience in construction<br />

and carpentry. As for most Veterans, it<br />

can be worrying time when you need to look<br />

for your next job.<br />

We live in a world where just about every<br />

industry has some sort of dedicated job app<br />

apart from construction. Construction comes<br />

second to last for technology being used in<br />

the industry, one place above agriculture and<br />

farming!<br />

This is how Subby started, creating a platform<br />

just for construction and the people working<br />

within it, to find work.<br />

Text <strong>SBT</strong> to<br />

“The Veterans Initiative” – There are a lot of<br />

areas of life that we all take for granted and as<br />

I’ve learnt over the past 3 years. The Armed<br />

Forces is definitely one of them.<br />

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• Subby will not charge employers to hire<br />

veterans whether it is on a temporary or permanent<br />

basis.<br />

• The “Subby Approved” and “Subby Pro”<br />

features for trades normally cost £49.99/<br />

£99.99 this will be free to veterans.<br />

• Currently 120,000 veterans unemployed,<br />

the construction industry has a skills shortage<br />

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Subby currently has some fantastic launch<br />

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CANADA CALLING<br />

Canada Calling<br />

The Canuck Connection<br />

Greetings from Scotland. What a month<br />

previous? Tit for Tat between Trump and Kim,<br />

an alleged Chemical attack in SYRIA, retaliation<br />

by the US, UK and France, with the support of<br />

Canada, Australia, New Zealand and many<br />

more countries. The missiles flew the Jets<br />

attacked and what ? ? ?<br />

Threats of Retaliation by the Russians?<br />

I do honestly believe that the Cold War has begun once<br />

again? This is indeed sad times especially as the 2 Koreas,<br />

are in joint talks of PEACE.<br />

Meanwhile Canada is supposed to be providing UN troops in<br />

Mali, however a date has yet to be determined.<br />

Canada is still "several months" away from deploying<br />

peacekeepers to Mali in support of a UN mission, an official<br />

said Thursday, rejecting a UN envoy's call to accelerate its<br />

plans.<br />

"Details regarding the final structure and chain of command of<br />

the Canadian mission in Mali are still to be determined," Byrne<br />

Furlong, spokeswoman for Canada's defense minister, told<br />

AFP.<br />

Questions over who will command or oversee the Canadian<br />

troops and military equipment and other mission details "will<br />

be addressed during upcoming reconnaissance and<br />

negotiations with the United Nations," she said.<br />

"It is important to keep in mind that preparing for a mission<br />

can take several months," she added.<br />

Ottawa said in March that it would send an infantry unit,<br />

military trainers and six tactical and transport helicopters to<br />

Mali in August.<br />

But UN envoy to Mali Mahamat Saleh Annadif said this week<br />

the helicopters are needed in June, when Germany pulls out<br />

of the mission.<br />

He urged that Canada speed things up or that Germany delay<br />

its departure in order to avoid a vacuum.<br />

The UN envoy also asked Canada to reconsider its objections<br />

to having Canadian soldiers join a rapid response force in the<br />

region, where conflict has claimed the lives of seven UN<br />

peacekeepers this year alone.<br />

However, he said he has not received a reply.<br />

The number of troops and the skill sets to be brought to the<br />

mission "will be determined as a result of the planning<br />

process and engagement with the UN, partners and the host<br />

nation," said Furlong.<br />

In the most recent Commonwealth Games, Canada Placed<br />

4th overall. Well done to ALL Competitors of all Nations.<br />

The BBC neglected to add Canada in their table of Medals,<br />

despite the pact CANUCKS earned a respectable total of 82<br />

Medals ……Just Saying.<br />

This bit of Humour is for a RCEME<br />

pal of mine Dave Davies.<br />

next month stay safe and HAPPY.<br />

Nil Sine Labore<br />

Robby<br />

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HAVE FAITH<br />

Try and Try Again..<br />

If courage is grace under pressure, perseverance is its cousin.<br />

Perseverance is the virtue of trying again, and then trying<br />

again, and again, until we achieve our goal.<br />

Nothing great was ever accomplished without perseverance.<br />

Some people have marvelous natural gifts and are capable of<br />

wonderful things. But they lack staying power. When they<br />

meet something that doesn't come easily to them they lack the<br />

patience to master it. They are outdone by people who will<br />

carefully and painfully devote themselves to learning the skill<br />

they need.<br />

People who persevere aren't always the ones who make the<br />

headlines. They don't necessarily shine and glitter. But they<br />

find money to keep the Veteran Centre open. It has been<br />

very difficult, full of rejections, lots of frustration and our<br />

patience has been stretched to the limit. Finally, we did it.<br />

We finally got our local councils to listen and dip in to their<br />

funds to support the great work the staff at the centre are<br />

doing. But there was many times when we wanted to throw<br />

the towel in and give up. Those moments never lasted too<br />

long but we did truly feel tested.<br />

One thing that kept driving me forward was the thought of<br />

what state I was in a few years ago. The thought that I would<br />

be giving up on people in the same position was too strong. I<br />

couldn’t let people down.<br />

Maybe there is a moral to that story in finding a reason to go<br />

on. Not rocket science but if, when life is getting on top of<br />

you, you can remember how life was like, good or bad and<br />

use that to drive forward.<br />

If life was good, try to reach it again. Try to remember there is<br />

an end to everything, including bad times. Just keep trying.<br />

If times were bad then try to imagine just how experienced in<br />

life you are and how you can use your experiences to help<br />

others. This magazine and the Tommy Atkins Centre have<br />

been created on this premis alone.<br />

have worth, because they know what's of value in this world<br />

and they're prepared to work for it.<br />

Most of all, just remember however hard life is, or however<br />

hard your challenge is just keep trying and you will succeed.<br />

If you still haven’t succeeded, maybe the time just hasn’t been<br />

right or you haven’t been ready to succeed. But it will come,<br />

Just keep trying and don’t give up.<br />

Perseverance is a Christian virtue. The apostle Paul writes<br />

about it: he was tempted to give up his missionary work<br />

because it was so hard, but he kept going. Without his<br />

perseverance, you would not be reading this.<br />

As veterans, it is quite often the case where we feel like giving<br />

up. We no longer have the strength to continue fighting. But<br />

thankfully, for the very large majority, they find that bit of<br />

soldier/ airman or sailor deep down inside that manages to<br />

bring forward the surivial instinct.<br />

Just recently, I, or should I say we, have been challenged to<br />

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WORCESTER CyCLE RIDE<br />

Local man commemorates sacrifice made by the<br />

people of Worcestershire during World War One<br />

• Local man, David Waite, to<br />

commemorate the Centenary<br />

of the Armistice with a bike<br />

ride across the County.<br />

• David Waite hopes to cycle<br />

to every free-standing war<br />

memorial in the County.<br />

• Follow David’s journey and<br />

find out about the soldiers the<br />

memorials remember via<br />

www.ww1worcestershire.co.uk<br />

Local Worcestershire man David Waite is<br />

commemorating the Centenary of the<br />

Armistice (effectively the end of World War<br />

One) with a bike ride taking in most freestanding<br />

War Memorial across the County.<br />

Paying a personal tribute to those who fell.<br />

David will follow 5 distinct routes on 1, 3, 5,<br />

7, 9 May covering an estimated 350 miles<br />

and clocking up an anticipated 30 hours in<br />

the saddle.<br />

Part of the Worcestershire World War One<br />

Hundred programme the Worcestershire War<br />

Memorial Bike Rides are supported by Ikonic<br />

Design and Echelon Cycles. In addition to<br />

sharing the stories of some of the men<br />

whom the war memorials remember, David<br />

also hopes to raise money for two local charities;<br />

The Tommy Atkins Centre and<br />

Remember the Fallen.<br />

David Waite, retired soldier and road cyclist<br />

said: “This year is the centenary of the<br />

Armistice and I want to pay a personal tribute<br />

to all those Worcestershire men and<br />

women who gave their lives during World<br />

War One. I have decided to ride to as many<br />

of the free-standing War Memorials as these<br />

are our last visible link we have between us<br />

living today and those who lost their lives;<br />

but who were born, lived and worked in<br />

Worcestershire.<br />

“As well as this I plan to photograph each of<br />

these Memorials to create a photographic<br />

legacy for the County and hope that those<br />

choosing to support these rides through the<br />

Just Giving page will in turn support two<br />

local charities who work to support injured<br />

veterans (The Tommy Atkins Centre) and<br />

archive the stories of soldiers (Remember<br />

The Fallen) for future generations.”<br />

Adrian Gregson, Worcestershire World War<br />

One Hundred Project Director said: “What a<br />

way to remember the soldiers from<br />

Worcestershire who gave their lives for the<br />

Great War. We often travel to the battlefields<br />

to visit memorials and remember those who<br />

gave their lives so it seems fitting that David<br />

has chosen to do this on home ground and<br />

visit the 127 memorials right here in<br />

Worcestershire. I look forward to following<br />

David’s journey and hearing more about the<br />

soldiers commemorated on our County War<br />

Memorials.”<br />

The routes are as follows, a full breakdown<br />

of each can be found on www.ww1worcestershire.co.uk:<br />

1 May 2018 – Tommy Atkins Route, 78.5<br />

miles.<br />

Starts Honeybourne, ends Inkberrow.<br />

3 May 2018 – Ikonic Design Route, 51.9<br />

miles.<br />

Starts Elmley Castle, ends Great Malvern.<br />

5 May 2018 – Echelon Cycles Route, 61.7<br />

miles.<br />

Starts Worcester, ends Hanley Castle.<br />

7 May 2018 – Remember the Fallen Route,<br />

110 miles<br />

Starts Redditch & Bromsgrove, ends<br />

Kidderminster.<br />

9 May 2018 – Worcestershire World War One<br />

Hundred Route, 51 miles<br />

Starts Stourport-on-Severn, ends Bockleton.<br />

To support the War Memorial Bike Rides<br />

please visit;<br />

The Tommy Atkins Centre Just Giving page:<br />

https://mydonate.bt.com/fundraisers/tommyatkinscentre<br />

and<br />

Remember the Fallen: http://www.rememberthefallen.co.uk/donate%20now/<br />

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In short, the <strong>SBT</strong> and VRN are set to<br />

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The VBC Website has now been revamped/redesigned and is now live. There are<br />

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nearest Breakfast Clubs to your Post Code, and we now have a News feature and<br />

links to the current issues of the Sandbag Times and much more. To make it easier<br />

for people to get to it, funds have been made available to allow the acquisition of<br />

more domain names.<br />

The new address is www.afvbc.co.uk and the old address is pointed at the new site.<br />

The main alteration is that the email addresses have changed from:<br />

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SANDBAG TIMES AFVBC OFFER<br />

As many of you, in the AFVBC world may know,<br />

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pay for expensive printing costs and obviously,<br />

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Veterans Breakfast Clubs<br />

Lichfield VBC<br />

Another great turnout at Lichfield this morning,<br />

with 42 breakfast and a lot of newbies this morning,<br />

it is very pleasing to see a lot of old friends<br />

reminiscing, a great atmosphere and great company,<br />

looking forward to next month already........<br />

Ramsgate AFVBC<br />

26 today at Ramsgate Wetherspoons.<br />

Launched today<br />

Norfolk AFVBC<br />

About 38 at the Norfolk breakfast club.<br />

Mansfield & Ashfield AFVBC<br />

32 yesterday at Mansfield and Ashfield veterans<br />

breakfast club tainted by the sad<br />

news we received this morning about the<br />

passing away of 1of our WW2 veterans<br />

Roger Maywood<br />

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Information<br />

A word from the Ed<br />

Plenty going on in the Ivory<br />

Tower this month. Apart from<br />

juggling with magazines and<br />

newspapers, I am also supporting<br />

a mammoth cycle ride by our<br />

good friend David Waite. David<br />

is cycling around Worcestershire<br />

over a period of two weeks<br />

visiting every War Memorial<br />

within the county. Let me tell<br />

you all, there are hundreds of<br />

them. I’m doing a little support<br />

for him , taking pics etc. All<br />

proceeds will be going to two<br />

very worthy causes which you<br />

can read about in this mag. So<br />

what else is going on? Ah yes,<br />

we had a great meeting this month<br />

with Dr Jonathan Leach, the NHS<br />

Veteran Lead England in which<br />

we spoke about the brand new<br />

care system for Veterans. I must<br />

say, I am impressed. He spoke<br />

about the system in great detail<br />

and gave us a hoof load of info to<br />

spread about the masses. That we<br />

will be doing from next month. I<br />

do have to say though, the big<br />

thing that did impress me was the<br />

fact that veterans can now selfrefer<br />

using the direct contacts.<br />

Time from start to treatment is<br />

also greatly improved with a two<br />

week window to be first assessed<br />

and then just two weeks later for<br />

further treatment. I will be<br />

watching with much interest.<br />

Also hot on the <strong>SBT</strong> front is the<br />

amalgamation of Veterans Radio<br />

Net with <strong>SBT</strong>. They have now<br />

fully taken over the Radio duties<br />

while Jimbo has now become our<br />

news anchorman. You may have<br />

noticed on the site that there is<br />

now a video news update every<br />

day produced by him. Big move<br />

forward for us. The radio is in<br />

the same place as it always has<br />

been but there is now a full<br />

dedicated team running it. There<br />

is loads more going on but having<br />

the fried brain that I’m using<br />

doesn’t bode well. Suffice to say<br />

we are doing extremely well, we<br />

are very well supported by all of<br />

you. That’s it, take care all, Px<br />

Ways to find us<br />

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www.sandbagtimes.com<br />

thesandbagtimes<br />

@thesandbagtimes<br />

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This book tells the<br />

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MASc, HonFRAes,<br />

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Mitchells chief<br />

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gave the Spitfire it crucial advantage in the<br />

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Shenstone never sought glory for his<br />

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Beth Hart & Joe Bonamassa<br />

Here’s one for my old mate Vinny. A pair of<br />

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Telly Savalas<br />

Donald Sutherland<br />

Yes, we’ve all seen it but what a<br />

way to spend your bank<br />

holiday. Probably one of my<br />

fav war movies and certainly one of the<br />

funniest. Go on, take a trip down TV<br />

memory lane with this classic.<br />

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MRS FOX GOES TO WAR<br />

Mrs Fox Goes<br />

To War...<br />

The Chronicles of Little Hope<br />

1939 - 1945<br />

Villager of the month:<br />

Commander Codrington Shagg-Pyle, RN.<br />

Younger brother to Little Hope’s very own Lord<br />

Horatio Shagg-Pyle, Codrington – as a second son –<br />

decided at an early age that it was to be a life on the<br />

ocean wave for him and shot off to sea at the earliest<br />

opportunity like, as they say in t’north ‘a ferret up<br />

a drainpipe.’ Having exchanged his drainpipe for a<br />

hornpipe, Codrington set to with a will swabbing the<br />

decks and sampling lots of grog until he found 17<br />

that he liked and stuck with them religiously thereafter.<br />

Having been up there with the best of them<br />

under Admiral Salmon and Sir John Fisher,<br />

Codrington went on to positively distinguish himself<br />

under Lord Jellico at Jutland. Returning a hero and<br />

sporting an eye patch (occasionally, he still had a<br />

right eye, it just liked to sleep more than the left one)<br />

Codrington went on to command His Majesty’s ships<br />

Cauldron and Rum-Runner before hopping onto the<br />

poop deck of HMS Nancy in early 1940. There had<br />

been no news of the Nancy for a while, her last position<br />

having been reported as ‘going like buggery<br />

after the blighters’ near the Bay of Biscay, until one<br />

night...<br />

Hilda Ffinch:<br />

The Bird With All The Answers<br />

Hilda Ffinch, Little Hope's very own Agony Aunt<br />

(page 5 of the Little Hope Herald) was easily<br />

bored and terribly rich. She loved nothing better<br />

than taking on the problems of others and<br />

either sorting them out or claiming that she'd<br />

never heard of them if it all went tits up and<br />

they had to leave the district under cover of<br />

darkness having followed her sage advice.<br />

Dearest Hilda,<br />

I am of the family Swallocks of Swaledale,<br />

recently moved into Little Hope due to unforeseen<br />

family circumstances. My late husband<br />

passed on active service but due to his penchant<br />

for gambling, well, suffice to say, one had to<br />

downsize to pay his debts.<br />

It seemed that village rumour was correct and that<br />

Codrington hadn't gone down with the Nancy after<br />

all. Lord Shagg-Pyle was as surprised as anyone to<br />

see his younger brother appear outside the ancestral<br />

home that evening, accompanied by a fine sea<br />

mist and the faint aroma of ships biscuits. Lady<br />

Shagg-Pyle just hoped he'd remembered to bring the<br />

banana he'd promised her...<br />

My daughter Belinda recently started working in<br />

“the factory”, doing her bit for the war effort,<br />

and has become rather friendly with a Miss Muff<br />

Hawker who apparently hails from nearby and<br />

lives on licensed premises.<br />

Now I have nothing against people in that trade,<br />

being partial to a small libation myself, but I do<br />

fear Belinda’s innocence may be becoming compromised.<br />

I just happened to be walking past a<br />

certain licenced premises one evening, having<br />

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THE CHRONICLES OF LITTLE HOPE<br />

been taking tea with a friend who lives nearby, when I<br />

overheard a partial conversation between two girls, I<br />

recognised my daughter’s voice and young Miss Muff<br />

Hawker, emanating from a darkened alleyway adjacent<br />

to said premises. I have to say, I was rather<br />

shocked when I heard Miss Muff Hawker say to my<br />

daughter “Take it from me Bel, policemen have bigger<br />

balls than firemen”, well I was even more shocked<br />

when my daughter asked her about the difference<br />

between policemen’s balls and firemen’s balls, so<br />

shocked I didn’t stay to hear the answer.<br />

So, in a nutshell, what am I to say to my daughter on<br />

the subject of policemans balls, let alone firemen’s<br />

balls?<br />

Yours in shock,<br />

Betty Swallocks<br />

Dear Mrs Swallocks (late of Swaledale),<br />

First of all, might I take the opportunity to welcome<br />

you to Little Hope and to offer my deepest condolences<br />

on the death of your husband? In these troubled<br />

times I fear that the fate of all of us is determined<br />

by the roll of a heavenly dice, a thought which<br />

– given your late spouse’s penchant for gambling –<br />

may give you some comfort.<br />

Now that we’ve got the obligatory commiserations /<br />

pleasantries out of the way, on to the subject in hand<br />

– balls.<br />

Now, as I’m sure that you’re aware, aside from one or<br />

two slight indiscretions in my youth (six, to be precise)<br />

I have to say that I’ve generally only ever come across<br />

officers’ balls, and quite a few of those occasions<br />

have been under duress if I’m to be entirely honest. I<br />

have lost count of the times Colonel Ffinch has asked<br />

me if I fancy holding a ball of an evening, but frankly<br />

if I am unprepared and already engrossed in a game<br />

of backgammon then it’s not going to happen.<br />

In my comparative experience however – leaving<br />

policemen and firemen aside - cavalrymen’s balls tend<br />

to be the biggest (given that so many members of the<br />

aristocracy are fond of a bit of horseplay, as it were)<br />

but not the best, as there is obviously a downside to<br />

spending twelve hours a day in the saddle, a drawback<br />

which no amount of Ascot After-Shave lotion<br />

can take the edge off. Infantrymen’s balls tend to be<br />

slightly smaller but do have ‘a lot of go’ in them given<br />

that those fine fellows are used to physical exercise in<br />

the field and can keep it up for hours at a time. The<br />

Gordon Highlanders’ balls are a little too gay for my<br />

liking, I’ve never been one for fannying about and<br />

can’t abide all that leaping up and down above<br />

unsheathed weapons, far too dangerous given that<br />

even a small prick can ladder one’s stockings or even<br />

sever an artery if delivered at high speed. The<br />

Intelligence Corps’ balls tend to be the smallest of the<br />

lot (positively miniscule by comparison) and they like<br />

to keep everything under wraps lest one opens one’s<br />

mouth and inadvertently lets it all out. I won’t even<br />

mention the Royal Lancers.<br />

Now I am familiar with the Muff-Hawkers and should<br />

warn you that the hostelry to which you allude is not<br />

the most salubrious of establishments. That said, I<br />

believe that Mrs Edith Muff-Hawker, the mother of<br />

your daughter’s friend, has held a couple of policemans<br />

balls there which, obviously, are going to be<br />

quite a bit smaller than the ones I’ve occasionally held<br />

for Colonel Ffinch and his regiment.<br />

Firemens balls are a mystery to me, I have to admit,<br />

never having held one, but I would imagine that they<br />

might be deemed rather dangerous given the extreme<br />

length of the average fireman’s hose, at least one of<br />

which is bound to crop up and be waved about for all<br />

and sundry to see during the course of the evening.<br />

My advice to you, therefore, would be to take your<br />

daughter to one side and gently explain that although<br />

all balls are similar, the better bred the giver the bigger<br />

the balls are likely to be and the experience is likely<br />

to last for an infinitely longer period of time for the<br />

receiver (of the invitation).<br />

I do hope that this information is helpful.<br />

Yours,<br />

Hilda Ffinch<br />

The Bird With All The Answers<br />

P.S. Although new to the village, you will undoubtedly<br />

receive an invite to the joint Police / Firemen’s dance<br />

on Friday week at the village hall. Unfortunately I<br />

won’t be there as Colonel Ffinch will be home on leave<br />

and I’ve finally agreed to hold a ball for him. Have a<br />

nice evening anyway.<br />

H Ff.<br />

If you’d like Hilda Ffinch, The Bird With All The Answers<br />

to address your own wartime problem, then pop<br />

along to https://www.mrsfoxgoestowar.co.uk/hildafinch-agony-aunt<br />

to subject your personal crisis to her<br />

(reasonably) sober scrutiny. Remember to give yourself<br />

a suitable wartime alias! Letters will be answered<br />

online and a selection of them published in next<br />

month’s Sandbag Times.<br />

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Poetry Corner<br />

EARLY DOORS<br />

This was when to catch him in good spirits<br />

before the mid-evening rush and jostle,<br />

before the calling for another bottle,<br />

another pint, with hardly time to fill it.<br />

Now he had the time to pass the time of day.<br />

While the unwatched clock cut him some slack<br />

he smoked, talked and joked as he topped up black<br />

patient porter. Liffey water, some would say.<br />

Don knew better, ignored their ignorance<br />

of the Wicklow mountain source. What is true<br />

doesn’t always go down well. Circumstance<br />

dictates that knowledge benefits the few.<br />

He set his clock – ten minutes ahead. Dead<br />

on eleven he’d call time. Enough said.<br />

Introducing Michael Woods<br />

Michael Woods has two<br />

poetry collections published<br />

by Templar Poetry:<br />

Absence Notes and<br />

Algebra. His next, Opening<br />

Time, will be launched in<br />

September 2018 at The<br />

Lamb and Flag in<br />

Worcester and uses the<br />

sonnet form throughout.<br />

Three of these appear<br />

here.<br />

Books available here: www.michaeljwoods.me.uk<br />

Instagram: michaelwoods_poet<br />

CELLAR<br />

All is ordered, ship-shape and clinical<br />

down here – smacks something of Guernsey’s German<br />

underground hospital. We’re learning an<br />

unexpected lesson. Rabbinical,<br />

Garry shows us how to reach the pinnacle<br />

of cellar care, knows when to turn on taps<br />

that mix the gas, can tell with just a slap<br />

how much is in a barrel: finical.<br />

Draymen drop depth-charge beer kegs through the hatch;<br />

they hit the crash mat with a dead-weight thud<br />

but don’t explode. Imagination’s match<br />

is lit - this vault blows up and starts to flood,<br />

becomes the Kursk with no-one left alive;<br />

all this stricken sub can do is dive, dive, dive.<br />

SEISIÚN – I<br />

Ollie Roche is in his early seat,<br />

session leader every Monday night.<br />

Settled on the green bench-end he sips a pint<br />

of bitter, anticipates the craic - the beat<br />

and banter of the lads, who now he greets<br />

as they arrive, tune up, sit in, on song:<br />

Mark, Ally, Helen, Rupert, Beth and John.<br />

Suddenly, the unspoken makes complete<br />

sense as conversation turns to music -<br />

magically, magisterially<br />

in the alembic of charged air. The ludic<br />

night plays on, out – immaterially<br />

able through what’s transmuted and past change<br />

to sing its own condition, find its range.<br />

OPTICS<br />

On my left, Adrian, salmon bandit<br />

and bookies’ favourite. On my right, Steve -<br />

red-braced (Bunter), belted FTSE pundit:<br />

both about to do what no one would believe.<br />

In those days Don sold Packet Ploughman’s Lunch,<br />

a snack of crackers, silverskins and cheese.<br />

Well, Adrian often bought a stack of these<br />

to share with Steve, and that day said to him mid-munch:<br />

Will you have a Powers with me? Gravitation<br />

was defied by optics. Two bottles later, unbroken,<br />

in words that signalled faith in levitation,<br />

Newton’s laws reduced there to mere token,<br />

straight-faced, drunk, Adrian turned to drink Steve’s<br />

health:<br />

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