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The Veterans’ Magazine <strong>Issue</strong> 42 | May 2018<br />
ITS AIRSHOW TIME<br />
We Take A Look At The Hardware<br />
Gracing Our Skies This Year<br />
Utilising Veterans In The Construction Industry<br />
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Supporting #abraveface
CONTENTS<br />
<strong>SBT</strong> News<br />
4 Shoreham Airshow Crash<br />
Pilot Denies Manslaughter<br />
5 Royal Navy Escorts<br />
Russian Waeship<br />
Warship escorted through<br />
English Channel<br />
5 UK Reaction To North<br />
Korea as testing halts<br />
Cautious welcome as N<br />
Korea halts Nuclear tests<br />
5 US Navy Fleet in Europe<br />
A US Carrier Fleet has<br />
entered European Waters in<br />
routine Ops.<br />
<strong>SBT</strong> News<br />
All of the latest National<br />
& International Armed<br />
Forces and Veterans<br />
News<br />
4<br />
Features<br />
6 Kerry Dedman<br />
Pro CV Writer helping<br />
Veterans<br />
14 Airshows 2018<br />
What to look out for at this<br />
years displays.<br />
16 Subby Jobs<br />
Utilising Veterans in the<br />
Construction Industry<br />
Regular<br />
9 Historic Tommy Atkins<br />
Laurence...<br />
19 Have Faith<br />
Try, Try Again......<br />
28 <strong>SBT</strong> Information<br />
A page dedicated to back<br />
issues, information, book<br />
reviews etc<br />
30 Mrs Fox Goes To War<br />
All the latest gossip and<br />
letters from Little Hope<br />
May 2018<br />
Editor: Pablo Snow<br />
Magazine Manager: Matt Jarvis<br />
Marketing Manager<br />
Lisa Whittaker<br />
Patron: Matt Neal<br />
Honourary Patron:<br />
Jacqueline Hurley<br />
Additional editors:<br />
Albert ‘Robbie’ McRobb<br />
Jane Shields<br />
Peter Macey<br />
Radio & Media Manager<br />
Jim Wilde<br />
Recording Engineer and PR<br />
Manager<br />
Vince Ballard<br />
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NEWS<br />
THE VETERANS’ MAGAzINE<br />
<strong>SBT</strong> newS May Edition info@sandbagtimes.com<br />
SHOREHAM AIRCRASH PILOT DENIES<br />
ELEVEN COUNTS OF MANSLAUGHTER<br />
A former RAF pilot<br />
accused of killing 11<br />
men when his vintage<br />
jet crashed on a dual<br />
carriageway during the<br />
Shoreham Airshow<br />
today indicated he<br />
would deny manslaughter<br />
charges at trial.<br />
Andrew Hill, 54, was performing<br />
a loop when his<br />
1955 Hawker Hunter<br />
came down on the A27 in<br />
August 2015. Eleven<br />
men, including motorists<br />
and air show fans, died<br />
and 13 people were<br />
injured. Hill, who was<br />
badly injured when he<br />
was thrown free, has<br />
been charged with 11<br />
counts of gross negligence<br />
manslaughter and<br />
endangering an aircraft.<br />
He indicated not guilty<br />
pleas to all charges at<br />
Westminster magistrates’<br />
court. Prosecutor Simon<br />
Ringrose said: “The aircraft<br />
failed to achieve sufficient<br />
height and speed<br />
to complete the downward<br />
part of the loop, and the<br />
aircraft impacted on the<br />
dual carriageway, causing<br />
11 fatalities.”Chief magistrate<br />
Emma Arbuthnot<br />
freed Hill of Buntingford,<br />
Hertfordshire, on unconditional<br />
bail until a plea<br />
hearing at the Old Bailey<br />
on May 17 when a date<br />
for the trial will be set.<br />
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NEWS<br />
THE VETERANS’ MAGAzINE<br />
<strong>SBT</strong> newS May Edition info@sandbagtimes.com<br />
UK Cautious Reaction To North Korean<br />
Vow To Halt Nuclear Missile Testing<br />
Britain has given a cautionary<br />
response to North Korea’s<br />
historic announcement to halt<br />
its nuclear and missile tests.<br />
The government said in a<br />
statement: “A long term<br />
commitment from Kim Jung Un to<br />
The Harry S. Truman Carrier<br />
Strike Group (HSTCSG)<br />
entered the US 6th Fleet area of<br />
operations yesterday as part of<br />
what the US Navy call a<br />
‘routine deployment in support<br />
of NATO allies, European and<br />
African partner nations,<br />
coalition partners, and US<br />
national security interests in<br />
Europe and Africa.’ The<br />
presence of the HSTCSG, they<br />
halt all nuclear tests and ICBM<br />
launches would be a positive step.<br />
“We hope this indicates an effort<br />
to negotiate in good faith. "We<br />
remain committed to working<br />
with our international partners to<br />
bring about our goal of a<br />
complete, verifiable and<br />
US Naval Fleet Enters European Waters<br />
RN Frigate Escorts Russian Warship Through Channel<br />
A Royal Navy frigate from<br />
Portsmouth escorted a<br />
Russian warship through<br />
the English Channel and<br />
Dover Strait. The Type 23<br />
frigate HMS St Albans<br />
escorted the Yaroslav<br />
Mudry (named after<br />
Yaroslav the Wise from<br />
Ukraine) round the UK<br />
coastline. HMS St Albans<br />
is the current Fleet Ready<br />
Escort – and is therefore<br />
charged with protecting<br />
UK waters. The navy was<br />
reacting to the Russian<br />
warship sailing close to<br />
the UK coastline.<br />
Commander John Cromie,<br />
Commanding Officer of<br />
HMS St Albans, said: ‘As<br />
the Royal Navy’s high<br />
readiness unit in UK<br />
waters, we are the first<br />
responders to any potential<br />
incursion into UK<br />
irreversible denuclearisation of<br />
the Korean peninsula, and to do so<br />
through peaceful means.” The<br />
reaction comes after the country’s<br />
state news agency stunned the<br />
world when it said: "From 21<br />
April, North Korea will stop<br />
nuclear tests and launches of<br />
intercontinental ballistic<br />
missiles.” The North Korean<br />
leader said the country didn’t need<br />
to continue testing its nuclear<br />
capabilities because they have<br />
been “verified”. In response, the<br />
European Union's foreign affairs<br />
chief said North Korea's<br />
announcement to stop nuclear<br />
tests was a positive step and called<br />
for an "irreversible<br />
denuclearisation" of the Asian<br />
country. Read More Here<br />
say, demonstrates the multimission<br />
capability of the US<br />
Navy’s globally deployed force<br />
and is part of an ongoing<br />
rotation of forward-deployed<br />
forces to support maritime<br />
security operations in the US<br />
6th Fleet area of operations.<br />
The HSTCSG includes the<br />
Nimitz-class aircraft carrier<br />
USS Harry S. Truman,<br />
Ticonderoga-class guidedmissile<br />
cruiser USS Normandy;<br />
Arleigh Burke-class guidedmissile<br />
destroyers USS<br />
Farragut. Read more here.<br />
waters and are highly<br />
trained in this role. ‘Our<br />
activation today in<br />
response to the passage<br />
of a Russian warship close<br />
to the UK resulted in a<br />
cordial interaction between<br />
professional sailors based<br />
on the recognised conventions<br />
at sea. ‘We are<br />
always standing ready, as<br />
is the rest of the fleet, to<br />
defend UK waters.<br />
Young RAF Stewardess<br />
Dies of Cancer, aged 25<br />
A Royal Air Force worker who<br />
lived long enough to fulfil her<br />
bucket list dream of going to New<br />
York City has succumbed to ovarian<br />
cancer aged just 25. Emily<br />
Kendrick, who served as a stewardess<br />
for the RAF and spent time<br />
in Afghanistan, was surrounded<br />
by her family and friends when<br />
she died on Friday. The young<br />
woman, from Ystrad Mynach,<br />
Wales, was just 23 when she<br />
found a lump in her belly button<br />
and surgery revealed it was ovarian<br />
cancer. Due to generosity of<br />
friends, family and strangers,<br />
Emily was able to take her dream<br />
trip to New York City with her<br />
mother, sister and grandmother.<br />
Now Emily's mother Sonia has<br />
spoken of her pride at the way her<br />
daughter lived her life since her<br />
terminal diagnosis. Her family<br />
were desperate to help her achieve<br />
her dreams and strangers from<br />
around the world donated more<br />
than £7,000 to help them do just<br />
that. Read More Here<br />
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KERRy DEDMAN<br />
work in coalition but it is important to see<br />
them as separate areas of expertise.<br />
CV Writer:<br />
CV Writer, Coach and Mentor<br />
Opening the door for serving and ex-military<br />
personnel.<br />
Personal Background<br />
I come from a military background; my father<br />
and brother were both Naval Officers. I have<br />
worked as a civilian instructor for the Army<br />
and the RAF. My work with the military<br />
began in earnest two years ago when I was<br />
contacted on Linkedin and asked for support.<br />
Since late 2016, my personalised<br />
coaching and mentoring support for the military<br />
has achieved remarkable results. They<br />
I have reviewed over 300,000 CVs in my professional<br />
life. My first job after University<br />
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I am delighted that since January<br />
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Every week I post updates on Linkedin.<br />
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interviews, job offers and so on. For example<br />
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Coach first, everything else second:<br />
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Finally, many years ago a client referred to<br />
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Email: Kerry@opendoortraining.co.uk<br />
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The Historical Tommy Atkins<br />
Seven Pillars of Wisdom<br />
Written By<br />
Peter Macey<br />
On 13th May 1935 a 1000cc Borough Superior<br />
motorcycle whilst being ridden at speed along<br />
a back road near Bovington Camp in Dorset<br />
had an altercation with two school boys on<br />
bicycles who had been out looking for birds<br />
eggs. One was knocked off his bike during the<br />
collision but not injured. The rider, a Colonel<br />
in the British Army, as well as being an<br />
archaeologist, author and diplomat died at the<br />
scene of the crash. The Colonel’s body along<br />
with the motorcycle were hurriedly removed<br />
from the crash scene and taken to a secret<br />
location. The whole area was sealed off by<br />
local police and within hours men from a<br />
mysterious and little known-about organisation<br />
at the time called MI5 appeared and took<br />
control. In the lead up to the first Gulf War<br />
following the invasion of Kuwait by Iraq forces<br />
a number of high level military meetings took<br />
place in Washington as plans were put in place<br />
with a view to the liberation of the Gulf State<br />
by coalition forces. At one such meeting one<br />
of the senior US General’s mentioned a book<br />
he had been studying which despite having<br />
been written in 1922 discussed tactics for<br />
fighting in the Arab States and went into detail<br />
of how a method of guerrilla warfare had been<br />
developed and used to great effect during the<br />
First World War between the Arab Nation and<br />
Ottoman Empire (now known as Turkey). The<br />
book was an autobiographical account by a<br />
British Army Colonel who had been involved<br />
in the Arab conflict and was called the Seven<br />
Pillars of Wisdom. The man who died in the<br />
crash in 1935 was one of the greatest military<br />
strategists of his time and although he had been<br />
withdrawn from public life since 1922, he was<br />
well known in that part of the world by the<br />
name Lawrence. The author of the book that<br />
would be referred to in great detail over fifty<br />
years later was Thomas Edward Lawrence CB<br />
DSO. Better known by most as the almost<br />
legendary Lawrence of Arabia.<br />
Lawrence started his career with the<br />
Government in January 1914 when as an<br />
archaeologist who had trained at Oxford he<br />
was co-opted by the British Army. Under the<br />
guise of archaeology he was sent to the Negev<br />
Desert to carry out a secret survey on behalf of<br />
and funded by the Palestinian Exploration<br />
Fund. The plan was that he and another would<br />
map the desert area in terms of strategic<br />
importance. Following the outbreak of war in<br />
August 1914 Lawrence held back from<br />
enlisting until October when he took a<br />
commission and was summoned later that year<br />
to discuss his thoughts on the issues affecting<br />
the Arab Nations. There was an uprising in the<br />
Arab nationalist movement within the Arab<br />
speaking Ottoman nation. During 1915<br />
Lawrence prepared maps and strategic data for<br />
the British Government and continued to tour<br />
the Arab nation as part of his intelligence work.<br />
Then in June 1916 he was sent to meet three<br />
possible leaders for the Palestinian revolt, all<br />
sons of the head of the nation and selected one,<br />
Faisal as the best to lead any revolt. In<br />
November and December of the same year due<br />
to there being no one more qualified to<br />
properly support any uprising Lawrence was<br />
sent directly to liaise with Faisal. He<br />
immediately repositioned the Arab forces, who<br />
were heavily outnumbered by the Ottomans.<br />
Strategic target areas such as the Syrian railway<br />
had to be protected and as well as that, there<br />
was a long borderline between the opposing<br />
forces with the Arabs having fewer men.<br />
Faisal insisted when Lawrence was going to be<br />
replaced by a more senior officer that he would<br />
only work with Lawrence who remained by his<br />
side until August 1918. Lawrence saw that the<br />
only way to create issues with a small force<br />
against a larger one would be to create small<br />
teams who would attack small pockets along a<br />
line, create havoc and quickly withdraw, thus<br />
creating what would appear to be a major<br />
attack. And these were carried out on specific<br />
highly strategic targets, such as bridges,<br />
railway lines and logistical targets. Designed<br />
to be short, sharp and coordinated. This was<br />
not a new tactic, the likes of which had been<br />
developed in part by the Romans, centuries<br />
earlier, but this was new to modern warfare,<br />
thus creating a guerrilla style offensive that was<br />
to prove to be highly effective. Lawrence took<br />
part in a number of major battles alongside<br />
Faisal and led some including Tafileh, a region<br />
south east of the Dead Sea early in 1918. The<br />
battle was a defensive engagement but due to<br />
the effective fighting and strategies used it<br />
developed into an offensive rout. In official<br />
history records this battle was described as a<br />
brilliant feat of arms under the direct leadership<br />
of Lawrence. Despite being outnumbered the<br />
Arabs took around 400 lives and 200 Turkish<br />
prisoners. Lawrence was awarded the DSO<br />
and promoted to Lt Col. Lawrence, who now<br />
wore the typical Arab clothing instead of the<br />
British military uniform, continued to liaise<br />
between Faisal and the British intelligence.<br />
The Arab nations finally captured Damascus,<br />
their main objective, just prior to the end of the<br />
War. There were many in Britain who did not<br />
like Lawrence, due to the Arabic leanings. And<br />
he was said to be hated in France due to his<br />
involvement of allegedly trying to stir a revolt<br />
of Syrian forces against the French occupying<br />
nation. Following his departure from the Arab<br />
States at the end of the war he was troubled<br />
man. In 1922, having written his<br />
autobiography of the Arab conflict, Lawrence<br />
joined the RAF as an aircraftsmen, under a<br />
false name, John Ross. But within months his<br />
true identity was exposed and he left. He<br />
changed his name this time to T E Shaw and<br />
joined as a Private into the Tank Corps before<br />
moving back to the RAF years later. He was<br />
posted in 1926 to India with the RAF but due<br />
to alleged espionage activities he was supposed<br />
to have been involved with returned to Britain.<br />
He finally left the Service in March 1935 and<br />
died two months later.<br />
David Lean’s 1962 film Lawrence of Arabia<br />
starring Peter O’Toole which brought the story<br />
of this remarkable man to life for most people<br />
was nominated for ten Oscars and won seven<br />
including Best Picture.<br />
The reason Seven Pillars of Wisdom was called<br />
into question in the lead up to the Gulf War<br />
was because the same tactics that had been<br />
developed and used during the First World War<br />
and Arab Uprising, were, and are still being<br />
used by Arab forces in the middle east and by<br />
terrorists around the world even to this day.<br />
And the world has Lawrence, in part, to thank<br />
for that.<br />
Were any of your relatives involved in the Arab<br />
uprising in 1916 – 1918? Or do you have<br />
thoughts about this remarkable man? If so we<br />
would like to hear from you. Contact us at<br />
<strong>SBT</strong> or let us know at Forgotten Veterans UK.<br />
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Round Two: Donnington Park<br />
Matt & Dan Both in The Points As The FK8<br />
Has It’s First Chance To Stretch Its Legs<br />
tricky out there, and it didn’t play out in my favour. We were<br />
quick in races one and three and the car felt really good.<br />
There was plenty of chaos kicking off, but we managed to<br />
avoid it all to come through the field for a couple of solid<br />
points-scoring results. In race two, I made a good start but<br />
got a bit hung out to dry around the opening laps as I tried to<br />
steer clear of the carnage, and on the hard-compound tyres, it<br />
was always going to be difficult to fight back from that. Still, it<br />
was a much more positive outcome than at Brands Hatch and<br />
we remain light going next to Thruxton, which has traditionally<br />
been a happy hunting ground for us and will be an important<br />
weekend as both Honda and Yuasa’s home circuit.”<br />
Well, we improved from Brands Hatch! Dan did fantastically<br />
well to qualify P4 – which he turned into a race 1 second<br />
place finish after jumping up the inside at the old chicane on<br />
lap 1 and holding out for the rest of the race.<br />
Matt couldn’t quite hook it up in qualifying and lined up in P17<br />
for Race 1, the pace in the car showed though as a typical<br />
Matt Neal surge saw him in P6 at the chequered flag.<br />
Burdened with 66KG ballast in Race 2, Dan did incredibly well<br />
to take the lead and hold out until mid-race – at which point<br />
his tyres started to drop off. Dan bravely held on for the second<br />
half of the race and was P4 at the flag, his hard-tyre<br />
struggles were not as evident as Matt’s though as he crossed<br />
the line in P16.<br />
True to form, Matt battled back in Race 3 with a surge through<br />
the pack to finish sixth, if it wasn’t for Tom Ingram putting up<br />
the most resolute of defences – Matt’s pace was easily<br />
enough to get him on the podium. Dan unfortunately punctured<br />
in Race 3 after contact with Chris Smiley – I’m sure he’s<br />
grown more accustomed to the ups and down of touring cars<br />
after this weekend!<br />
Matt Neal on Donnington<br />
“Unfortunately, my weekend began on the wrong foot in lining<br />
up 17th on the grid, which left me with a lot of work to do in<br />
the races. We are still learning with the new Civic Type R and<br />
it’s not totally dialled-in yet in those conditions, which meant<br />
qualifying was almost akin to a test session for us. It was<br />
Dan Cammish on Donnington<br />
“It’s been a good weekend – almost a very good weekend.<br />
We showed our speed in free practice and qualified well in<br />
what were very difficult, greasy conditions. It was obviously<br />
fantastic for both the team and myself to achieve our first<br />
podium of the season in race one, although I would say as a<br />
performance, race two was arguably even better, with 66kg of<br />
ballast on-board and the harder tyres. I tried to get away as<br />
fast as I could, but it was inevitable that the guys behind<br />
would catch up eventually and we were over-the-moon to lead<br />
for so long and still finish as high as fourth – the car balance<br />
felt really good and the Civic Type R handled extremely well.<br />
What happened in race three was just very unfortunate; it was<br />
only the lightest of touches, but it caused my wheel rim to<br />
shatter and that in-turn punctured the tyre. We were on for at<br />
least another top five result, but we can nonetheless go away<br />
feeling happy. People were asking pre-season if I would get<br />
properly stuck in and get my elbows out in the BTCC, and I<br />
think I’ve proven here that I can do that as well as anybody<br />
else.”<br />
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THE TOMMy ATKINS TRUST<br />
The Tommy Atkins Centre...<br />
Tommy Atkins Centre May<br />
We’ve had a busy month here at The Tommy Atkins Centre.<br />
Combat Stress have been running a 7 week course on<br />
Thursdays, and it’s been a pleasure to meet all those enrolled<br />
on it. Hopefully they will all come back and meet up after their<br />
course finishes, and maybe have a day out together. It’s so<br />
wonderful to see the new friendships struck up on these<br />
courses.<br />
The Royal British Legion have also been to see us with a view<br />
to running a new drop in centre from our building on Tuesdays<br />
from 1000 – 1500. This will be starting within the next few<br />
weeks, and we are very much looking forwards to having them<br />
here with us all, and we’ve also had a visit from The Poppy<br />
Factory with a view to something similar for them also here with<br />
us.<br />
Marie and I have been busy updating contact lists and chatting<br />
with veterans who call in for a cuppa and a natter. And we’re<br />
also currently working on putting together a presentation for<br />
some of our local Councilor’s and hopefully our Forces<br />
Covenant representative too to give them a good insight to our<br />
aims for the future of the centre and our veteran community,<br />
and to hopefully secure some future funding to help us along<br />
the way.<br />
Here’s looking forwards to a bit of sunshine over the coming<br />
few weeks, it’ll be lovely to be able to sit outside for a while<br />
instead of watching the raindrops on the window panes. Until<br />
next time, enjoy the sun if finally get any, and stay safe and<br />
healthy.<br />
Jane & Marie. x<br />
www.thetommyatkinstrust.co.uk<br />
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A Guide to Medical Welfare Services<br />
for Health Care Professionals, Organisations<br />
and Support Workers<br />
Caring For Those Who Serve – Frontline To Recovery<br />
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AIRSHOWS 2018<br />
AIRSHOWS 2018<br />
It’s That Time Of The year<br />
Again. Let’s See What’s<br />
Flying And Where<br />
Oh, I love this time of the year. Of course, for<br />
the Sandbag Times it is more of a work day<br />
than a swan. Yeah, really! I love heading<br />
towards the shows, picnic in the boot. Camera<br />
ready, Maybe even a beer or two if I can convince<br />
someone else to drive. All I need then is<br />
blue skies and nice sunshine and my<br />
day is complete.<br />
pay tribute to Jonathan.<br />
Other usual suspects will be there too, BBMF,<br />
the Wingwalkers (totally bonkers), the Chinnok<br />
etc. This year we also see the welcome return<br />
of an RAF Tornado GR4, always a crowd pleaser<br />
and a good one for setting off all of the car<br />
alarms. We have a Typhoon showing off as<br />
well as one of my old WW2 favs the Blenheim<br />
Bomber. What a graceful bird that is.<br />
I must put out a public warning though. You<br />
will get sick to the sight of the Jaguar jets.<br />
They are absolutely everywhere. Don’t get me<br />
wrong, I love them when they fly but Cosford is<br />
a bit of a Jaguar dumping ground. Mark my<br />
words, you will have<br />
had enough of<br />
them by<br />
the<br />
time the<br />
displays finish.<br />
So, to start<br />
this year we head to RAF Cosford. This, by far,<br />
is my favourite show. Not only because of the<br />
great flying displays but also the museum. On<br />
any other day, the RAF Cosford Museum if<br />
open free of charge to enjoy and, I must<br />
say it is up there in my top ten of<br />
places to go in the UK. Four hangers<br />
of aircraft to dream over, with just<br />
about every British aircraft you can<br />
think of. But the<br />
real head turner<br />
is the Cold War<br />
museum.<br />
ONG, a real<br />
treat.<br />
Anyway, to<br />
get back on<br />
subject, lets<br />
talk about<br />
the airshow<br />
there for this<br />
year. Much to my<br />
delight, we will be<br />
seeing the Mig 29 Fulcrum.<br />
Never seen one before and<br />
feeling very excited. Also<br />
on display are the Reds.<br />
Even though they experienced<br />
a tragedy just a short<br />
while ago with the death of<br />
one of their ‘Circus’ engineers,<br />
Cpl Jonathan Bayliss,<br />
the show must go on. And what a way to<br />
So, what else have<br />
we got? I suppose we<br />
need to talk about the big<br />
one. The Royal International Air<br />
Tattoo. (RIAT) promises to<br />
be yet another awesome<br />
event. There are a serios<br />
amount of fighter jets flying including the<br />
F35B, F/A 18 Hornet, F16 Falcon, GR4 Tornado<br />
SU22, to name but a few. I have no idea how<br />
they get so many displays in there. Pop over<br />
to their website and take a look at the full<br />
round up. I think the only besier airspace in<br />
the country will be Heathrow Airport.<br />
If you are going to be unable to afford<br />
the delights of these airfields, worry not<br />
as there are a few free airshows<br />
around that are just as good. To start<br />
with, one of my old<br />
favourites,<br />
Airbourne. Set on Eastbourne beach<br />
front, the whole airshow package<br />
rocks up to the public<br />
arena. For those who<br />
do not live in<br />
the South east there is also<br />
Bournemouth, Blackpool and<br />
Weston Super-Mare. Where ever you<br />
are in the UK, you can be sure there will be<br />
an Airshow close to you. Grab the kids, dog<br />
and picnic and go enjoy those magnificent<br />
men in their flying machines.<br />
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I supported a mutual friend; Royal Marine<br />
Commando Garry Curtis is bringing is life<br />
story to fruition and getting it published. This<br />
project was a real eye opener, with no military<br />
background the lack of understanding of what<br />
these men and women sacrifice, sometimes<br />
the ultimate sacrifice. I really wanted to bring<br />
something to life through Subby that is special:<br />
James Gilbert Taps Into A Very Effective And Resourceful<br />
Workforce For The Construction Sector. The Veteran<br />
One of the great things about our<br />
Veterans world are the amount of companies,<br />
charities, organisation etc that<br />
are willing to go the extra mile to help our<br />
country’s ex-Armed Forces. Over the past few<br />
months we have looked at a few companies<br />
that combine the civilian world of industry to<br />
utilise the best workforce in the world.<br />
The veteran’s initiative simply is a fully funded<br />
program to get veterans into construction:<br />
• Fully funded construction courses<br />
o Plastering<br />
o Painting<br />
o Wall and Floor Tiling<br />
o Bricklaying<br />
o CSCS Card Testing<br />
o Building Maintenance<br />
o Motor Vehicle<br />
It is quickly becoming apparent that Veterans<br />
provide a vast set of skills which can be used<br />
in a huge variety of areas across the board.<br />
When you think of our Armed Forces, one can<br />
imagine a well motivated, hard working, trustworthy<br />
and physically fit individual.<br />
James Gilbert, who readers of The Sandbag<br />
Times may remember, featured an article<br />
about his friend Garry Curtis with his<br />
book’Incoming’ which if you haven’t read yet,<br />
you are missing out. Now James has turned<br />
his own skills into a way of combining our<br />
Veterans into the Construction industry. So<br />
let’s hear all about it from James himself on<br />
his new venture, Subby.<br />
James Gilbert<br />
Where did it all start? I can’t tell you that for<br />
sure but I can give you a little background on<br />
me. I have 10 years’ experience in construction<br />
and carpentry. As for most Veterans, it<br />
can be worrying time when you need to look<br />
for your next job.<br />
We live in a world where just about every<br />
industry has some sort of dedicated job app<br />
apart from construction. Construction comes<br />
second to last for technology being used in<br />
the industry, one place above agriculture and<br />
farming!<br />
This is how Subby started, creating a platform<br />
just for construction and the people working<br />
within it, to find work.<br />
Text <strong>SBT</strong> to<br />
“The Veterans Initiative” – There are a lot of<br />
areas of life that we all take for granted and as<br />
I’ve learnt over the past 3 years. The Armed<br />
Forces is definitely one of them.<br />
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• Subby will not charge employers to hire<br />
veterans whether it is on a temporary or permanent<br />
basis.<br />
• The “Subby Approved” and “Subby Pro”<br />
features for trades normally cost £49.99/<br />
£99.99 this will be free to veterans.<br />
• Currently 120,000 veterans unemployed,<br />
the construction industry has a skills shortage<br />
of 240,000.<br />
Subby currently has some fantastic launch<br />
offers such as £100 worth of Screwfix vouchers,<br />
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From a local builder to national construction<br />
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CANADA CALLING<br />
Canada Calling<br />
The Canuck Connection<br />
Greetings from Scotland. What a month<br />
previous? Tit for Tat between Trump and Kim,<br />
an alleged Chemical attack in SYRIA, retaliation<br />
by the US, UK and France, with the support of<br />
Canada, Australia, New Zealand and many<br />
more countries. The missiles flew the Jets<br />
attacked and what ? ? ?<br />
Threats of Retaliation by the Russians?<br />
I do honestly believe that the Cold War has begun once<br />
again? This is indeed sad times especially as the 2 Koreas,<br />
are in joint talks of PEACE.<br />
Meanwhile Canada is supposed to be providing UN troops in<br />
Mali, however a date has yet to be determined.<br />
Canada is still "several months" away from deploying<br />
peacekeepers to Mali in support of a UN mission, an official<br />
said Thursday, rejecting a UN envoy's call to accelerate its<br />
plans.<br />
"Details regarding the final structure and chain of command of<br />
the Canadian mission in Mali are still to be determined," Byrne<br />
Furlong, spokeswoman for Canada's defense minister, told<br />
AFP.<br />
Questions over who will command or oversee the Canadian<br />
troops and military equipment and other mission details "will<br />
be addressed during upcoming reconnaissance and<br />
negotiations with the United Nations," she said.<br />
"It is important to keep in mind that preparing for a mission<br />
can take several months," she added.<br />
Ottawa said in March that it would send an infantry unit,<br />
military trainers and six tactical and transport helicopters to<br />
Mali in August.<br />
But UN envoy to Mali Mahamat Saleh Annadif said this week<br />
the helicopters are needed in June, when Germany pulls out<br />
of the mission.<br />
He urged that Canada speed things up or that Germany delay<br />
its departure in order to avoid a vacuum.<br />
The UN envoy also asked Canada to reconsider its objections<br />
to having Canadian soldiers join a rapid response force in the<br />
region, where conflict has claimed the lives of seven UN<br />
peacekeepers this year alone.<br />
However, he said he has not received a reply.<br />
The number of troops and the skill sets to be brought to the<br />
mission "will be determined as a result of the planning<br />
process and engagement with the UN, partners and the host<br />
nation," said Furlong.<br />
In the most recent Commonwealth Games, Canada Placed<br />
4th overall. Well done to ALL Competitors of all Nations.<br />
The BBC neglected to add Canada in their table of Medals,<br />
despite the pact CANUCKS earned a respectable total of 82<br />
Medals ……Just Saying.<br />
This bit of Humour is for a RCEME<br />
pal of mine Dave Davies.<br />
next month stay safe and HAPPY.<br />
Nil Sine Labore<br />
Robby<br />
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HAVE FAITH<br />
Try and Try Again..<br />
If courage is grace under pressure, perseverance is its cousin.<br />
Perseverance is the virtue of trying again, and then trying<br />
again, and again, until we achieve our goal.<br />
Nothing great was ever accomplished without perseverance.<br />
Some people have marvelous natural gifts and are capable of<br />
wonderful things. But they lack staying power. When they<br />
meet something that doesn't come easily to them they lack the<br />
patience to master it. They are outdone by people who will<br />
carefully and painfully devote themselves to learning the skill<br />
they need.<br />
People who persevere aren't always the ones who make the<br />
headlines. They don't necessarily shine and glitter. But they<br />
find money to keep the Veteran Centre open. It has been<br />
very difficult, full of rejections, lots of frustration and our<br />
patience has been stretched to the limit. Finally, we did it.<br />
We finally got our local councils to listen and dip in to their<br />
funds to support the great work the staff at the centre are<br />
doing. But there was many times when we wanted to throw<br />
the towel in and give up. Those moments never lasted too<br />
long but we did truly feel tested.<br />
One thing that kept driving me forward was the thought of<br />
what state I was in a few years ago. The thought that I would<br />
be giving up on people in the same position was too strong. I<br />
couldn’t let people down.<br />
Maybe there is a moral to that story in finding a reason to go<br />
on. Not rocket science but if, when life is getting on top of<br />
you, you can remember how life was like, good or bad and<br />
use that to drive forward.<br />
If life was good, try to reach it again. Try to remember there is<br />
an end to everything, including bad times. Just keep trying.<br />
If times were bad then try to imagine just how experienced in<br />
life you are and how you can use your experiences to help<br />
others. This magazine and the Tommy Atkins Centre have<br />
been created on this premis alone.<br />
have worth, because they know what's of value in this world<br />
and they're prepared to work for it.<br />
Most of all, just remember however hard life is, or however<br />
hard your challenge is just keep trying and you will succeed.<br />
If you still haven’t succeeded, maybe the time just hasn’t been<br />
right or you haven’t been ready to succeed. But it will come,<br />
Just keep trying and don’t give up.<br />
Perseverance is a Christian virtue. The apostle Paul writes<br />
about it: he was tempted to give up his missionary work<br />
because it was so hard, but he kept going. Without his<br />
perseverance, you would not be reading this.<br />
As veterans, it is quite often the case where we feel like giving<br />
up. We no longer have the strength to continue fighting. But<br />
thankfully, for the very large majority, they find that bit of<br />
soldier/ airman or sailor deep down inside that manages to<br />
bring forward the surivial instinct.<br />
Just recently, I, or should I say we, have been challenged to<br />
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WORCESTER CyCLE RIDE<br />
Local man commemorates sacrifice made by the<br />
people of Worcestershire during World War One<br />
• Local man, David Waite, to<br />
commemorate the Centenary<br />
of the Armistice with a bike<br />
ride across the County.<br />
• David Waite hopes to cycle<br />
to every free-standing war<br />
memorial in the County.<br />
• Follow David’s journey and<br />
find out about the soldiers the<br />
memorials remember via<br />
www.ww1worcestershire.co.uk<br />
Local Worcestershire man David Waite is<br />
commemorating the Centenary of the<br />
Armistice (effectively the end of World War<br />
One) with a bike ride taking in most freestanding<br />
War Memorial across the County.<br />
Paying a personal tribute to those who fell.<br />
David will follow 5 distinct routes on 1, 3, 5,<br />
7, 9 May covering an estimated 350 miles<br />
and clocking up an anticipated 30 hours in<br />
the saddle.<br />
Part of the Worcestershire World War One<br />
Hundred programme the Worcestershire War<br />
Memorial Bike Rides are supported by Ikonic<br />
Design and Echelon Cycles. In addition to<br />
sharing the stories of some of the men<br />
whom the war memorials remember, David<br />
also hopes to raise money for two local charities;<br />
The Tommy Atkins Centre and<br />
Remember the Fallen.<br />
David Waite, retired soldier and road cyclist<br />
said: “This year is the centenary of the<br />
Armistice and I want to pay a personal tribute<br />
to all those Worcestershire men and<br />
women who gave their lives during World<br />
War One. I have decided to ride to as many<br />
of the free-standing War Memorials as these<br />
are our last visible link we have between us<br />
living today and those who lost their lives;<br />
but who were born, lived and worked in<br />
Worcestershire.<br />
“As well as this I plan to photograph each of<br />
these Memorials to create a photographic<br />
legacy for the County and hope that those<br />
choosing to support these rides through the<br />
Just Giving page will in turn support two<br />
local charities who work to support injured<br />
veterans (The Tommy Atkins Centre) and<br />
archive the stories of soldiers (Remember<br />
The Fallen) for future generations.”<br />
Adrian Gregson, Worcestershire World War<br />
One Hundred Project Director said: “What a<br />
way to remember the soldiers from<br />
Worcestershire who gave their lives for the<br />
Great War. We often travel to the battlefields<br />
to visit memorials and remember those who<br />
gave their lives so it seems fitting that David<br />
has chosen to do this on home ground and<br />
visit the 127 memorials right here in<br />
Worcestershire. I look forward to following<br />
David’s journey and hearing more about the<br />
soldiers commemorated on our County War<br />
Memorials.”<br />
The routes are as follows, a full breakdown<br />
of each can be found on www.ww1worcestershire.co.uk:<br />
1 May 2018 – Tommy Atkins Route, 78.5<br />
miles.<br />
Starts Honeybourne, ends Inkberrow.<br />
3 May 2018 – Ikonic Design Route, 51.9<br />
miles.<br />
Starts Elmley Castle, ends Great Malvern.<br />
5 May 2018 – Echelon Cycles Route, 61.7<br />
miles.<br />
Starts Worcester, ends Hanley Castle.<br />
7 May 2018 – Remember the Fallen Route,<br />
110 miles<br />
Starts Redditch & Bromsgrove, ends<br />
Kidderminster.<br />
9 May 2018 – Worcestershire World War One<br />
Hundred Route, 51 miles<br />
Starts Stourport-on-Severn, ends Bockleton.<br />
To support the War Memorial Bike Rides<br />
please visit;<br />
The Tommy Atkins Centre Just Giving page:<br />
https://mydonate.bt.com/fundraisers/tommyatkinscentre<br />
and<br />
Remember the Fallen: http://www.rememberthefallen.co.uk/donate%20now/<br />
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So what do you think might happen<br />
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Magazines with the Biggest, most<br />
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The Sandbag Times (<strong>SBT</strong>) and<br />
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In turn VRN mixes great music, great banter and<br />
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This Collaboration of both Pen and<br />
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In short, the <strong>SBT</strong> and VRN are set to<br />
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The VBC Website has now been revamped/redesigned and is now live. There are<br />
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nearest Breakfast Clubs to your Post Code, and we now have a News feature and<br />
links to the current issues of the Sandbag Times and much more. To make it easier<br />
for people to get to it, funds have been made available to allow the acquisition of<br />
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The new address is www.afvbc.co.uk and the old address is pointed at the new site.<br />
The main alteration is that the email addresses have changed from:<br />
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SANDBAG TIMES AFVBC OFFER<br />
As many of you, in the AFVBC world may know,<br />
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Veterans Breakfast Clubs<br />
Lichfield VBC<br />
Another great turnout at Lichfield this morning,<br />
with 42 breakfast and a lot of newbies this morning,<br />
it is very pleasing to see a lot of old friends<br />
reminiscing, a great atmosphere and great company,<br />
looking forward to next month already........<br />
Ramsgate AFVBC<br />
26 today at Ramsgate Wetherspoons.<br />
Launched today<br />
Norfolk AFVBC<br />
About 38 at the Norfolk breakfast club.<br />
Mansfield & Ashfield AFVBC<br />
32 yesterday at Mansfield and Ashfield veterans<br />
breakfast club tainted by the sad<br />
news we received this morning about the<br />
passing away of 1of our WW2 veterans<br />
Roger Maywood<br />
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Information<br />
A word from the Ed<br />
Plenty going on in the Ivory<br />
Tower this month. Apart from<br />
juggling with magazines and<br />
newspapers, I am also supporting<br />
a mammoth cycle ride by our<br />
good friend David Waite. David<br />
is cycling around Worcestershire<br />
over a period of two weeks<br />
visiting every War Memorial<br />
within the county. Let me tell<br />
you all, there are hundreds of<br />
them. I’m doing a little support<br />
for him , taking pics etc. All<br />
proceeds will be going to two<br />
very worthy causes which you<br />
can read about in this mag. So<br />
what else is going on? Ah yes,<br />
we had a great meeting this month<br />
with Dr Jonathan Leach, the NHS<br />
Veteran Lead England in which<br />
we spoke about the brand new<br />
care system for Veterans. I must<br />
say, I am impressed. He spoke<br />
about the system in great detail<br />
and gave us a hoof load of info to<br />
spread about the masses. That we<br />
will be doing from next month. I<br />
do have to say though, the big<br />
thing that did impress me was the<br />
fact that veterans can now selfrefer<br />
using the direct contacts.<br />
Time from start to treatment is<br />
also greatly improved with a two<br />
week window to be first assessed<br />
and then just two weeks later for<br />
further treatment. I will be<br />
watching with much interest.<br />
Also hot on the <strong>SBT</strong> front is the<br />
amalgamation of Veterans Radio<br />
Net with <strong>SBT</strong>. They have now<br />
fully taken over the Radio duties<br />
while Jimbo has now become our<br />
news anchorman. You may have<br />
noticed on the site that there is<br />
now a video news update every<br />
day produced by him. Big move<br />
forward for us. The radio is in<br />
the same place as it always has<br />
been but there is now a full<br />
dedicated team running it. There<br />
is loads more going on but having<br />
the fried brain that I’m using<br />
doesn’t bode well. Suffice to say<br />
we are doing extremely well, we<br />
are very well supported by all of<br />
you. That’s it, take care all, Px<br />
Ways to find us<br />
The Sandbag Times<br />
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thesandbagtimes<br />
@thesandbagtimes<br />
info@sandbagtimes.com<br />
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By Lance Cole<br />
This book tells the<br />
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MASc, HonFRAes,<br />
FAIAA,AFIAS, FCASI,<br />
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Mitchells chief<br />
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Battle of Britain and beyond. A quiet man,<br />
Shenstone never sought glory for his<br />
work, yet in recent years he has been<br />
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Mitchell to adopt the ellipse a modified<br />
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men Mr Faddy, Mr Fear, Mr Fenner, Mr<br />
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Beth Hart & Joe Bonamassa<br />
Here’s one for my old mate Vinny. A pair of<br />
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Donald Sutherland<br />
Yes, we’ve all seen it but what a<br />
way to spend your bank<br />
holiday. Probably one of my<br />
fav war movies and certainly one of the<br />
funniest. Go on, take a trip down TV<br />
memory lane with this classic.<br />
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MRS FOX GOES TO WAR<br />
Mrs Fox Goes<br />
To War...<br />
The Chronicles of Little Hope<br />
1939 - 1945<br />
Villager of the month:<br />
Commander Codrington Shagg-Pyle, RN.<br />
Younger brother to Little Hope’s very own Lord<br />
Horatio Shagg-Pyle, Codrington – as a second son –<br />
decided at an early age that it was to be a life on the<br />
ocean wave for him and shot off to sea at the earliest<br />
opportunity like, as they say in t’north ‘a ferret up<br />
a drainpipe.’ Having exchanged his drainpipe for a<br />
hornpipe, Codrington set to with a will swabbing the<br />
decks and sampling lots of grog until he found 17<br />
that he liked and stuck with them religiously thereafter.<br />
Having been up there with the best of them<br />
under Admiral Salmon and Sir John Fisher,<br />
Codrington went on to positively distinguish himself<br />
under Lord Jellico at Jutland. Returning a hero and<br />
sporting an eye patch (occasionally, he still had a<br />
right eye, it just liked to sleep more than the left one)<br />
Codrington went on to command His Majesty’s ships<br />
Cauldron and Rum-Runner before hopping onto the<br />
poop deck of HMS Nancy in early 1940. There had<br />
been no news of the Nancy for a while, her last position<br />
having been reported as ‘going like buggery<br />
after the blighters’ near the Bay of Biscay, until one<br />
night...<br />
Hilda Ffinch:<br />
The Bird With All The Answers<br />
Hilda Ffinch, Little Hope's very own Agony Aunt<br />
(page 5 of the Little Hope Herald) was easily<br />
bored and terribly rich. She loved nothing better<br />
than taking on the problems of others and<br />
either sorting them out or claiming that she'd<br />
never heard of them if it all went tits up and<br />
they had to leave the district under cover of<br />
darkness having followed her sage advice.<br />
Dearest Hilda,<br />
I am of the family Swallocks of Swaledale,<br />
recently moved into Little Hope due to unforeseen<br />
family circumstances. My late husband<br />
passed on active service but due to his penchant<br />
for gambling, well, suffice to say, one had to<br />
downsize to pay his debts.<br />
It seemed that village rumour was correct and that<br />
Codrington hadn't gone down with the Nancy after<br />
all. Lord Shagg-Pyle was as surprised as anyone to<br />
see his younger brother appear outside the ancestral<br />
home that evening, accompanied by a fine sea<br />
mist and the faint aroma of ships biscuits. Lady<br />
Shagg-Pyle just hoped he'd remembered to bring the<br />
banana he'd promised her...<br />
My daughter Belinda recently started working in<br />
“the factory”, doing her bit for the war effort,<br />
and has become rather friendly with a Miss Muff<br />
Hawker who apparently hails from nearby and<br />
lives on licensed premises.<br />
Now I have nothing against people in that trade,<br />
being partial to a small libation myself, but I do<br />
fear Belinda’s innocence may be becoming compromised.<br />
I just happened to be walking past a<br />
certain licenced premises one evening, having<br />
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been taking tea with a friend who lives nearby, when I<br />
overheard a partial conversation between two girls, I<br />
recognised my daughter’s voice and young Miss Muff<br />
Hawker, emanating from a darkened alleyway adjacent<br />
to said premises. I have to say, I was rather<br />
shocked when I heard Miss Muff Hawker say to my<br />
daughter “Take it from me Bel, policemen have bigger<br />
balls than firemen”, well I was even more shocked<br />
when my daughter asked her about the difference<br />
between policemen’s balls and firemen’s balls, so<br />
shocked I didn’t stay to hear the answer.<br />
So, in a nutshell, what am I to say to my daughter on<br />
the subject of policemans balls, let alone firemen’s<br />
balls?<br />
Yours in shock,<br />
Betty Swallocks<br />
Dear Mrs Swallocks (late of Swaledale),<br />
First of all, might I take the opportunity to welcome<br />
you to Little Hope and to offer my deepest condolences<br />
on the death of your husband? In these troubled<br />
times I fear that the fate of all of us is determined<br />
by the roll of a heavenly dice, a thought which<br />
– given your late spouse’s penchant for gambling –<br />
may give you some comfort.<br />
Now that we’ve got the obligatory commiserations /<br />
pleasantries out of the way, on to the subject in hand<br />
– balls.<br />
Now, as I’m sure that you’re aware, aside from one or<br />
two slight indiscretions in my youth (six, to be precise)<br />
I have to say that I’ve generally only ever come across<br />
officers’ balls, and quite a few of those occasions<br />
have been under duress if I’m to be entirely honest. I<br />
have lost count of the times Colonel Ffinch has asked<br />
me if I fancy holding a ball of an evening, but frankly<br />
if I am unprepared and already engrossed in a game<br />
of backgammon then it’s not going to happen.<br />
In my comparative experience however – leaving<br />
policemen and firemen aside - cavalrymen’s balls tend<br />
to be the biggest (given that so many members of the<br />
aristocracy are fond of a bit of horseplay, as it were)<br />
but not the best, as there is obviously a downside to<br />
spending twelve hours a day in the saddle, a drawback<br />
which no amount of Ascot After-Shave lotion<br />
can take the edge off. Infantrymen’s balls tend to be<br />
slightly smaller but do have ‘a lot of go’ in them given<br />
that those fine fellows are used to physical exercise in<br />
the field and can keep it up for hours at a time. The<br />
Gordon Highlanders’ balls are a little too gay for my<br />
liking, I’ve never been one for fannying about and<br />
can’t abide all that leaping up and down above<br />
unsheathed weapons, far too dangerous given that<br />
even a small prick can ladder one’s stockings or even<br />
sever an artery if delivered at high speed. The<br />
Intelligence Corps’ balls tend to be the smallest of the<br />
lot (positively miniscule by comparison) and they like<br />
to keep everything under wraps lest one opens one’s<br />
mouth and inadvertently lets it all out. I won’t even<br />
mention the Royal Lancers.<br />
Now I am familiar with the Muff-Hawkers and should<br />
warn you that the hostelry to which you allude is not<br />
the most salubrious of establishments. That said, I<br />
believe that Mrs Edith Muff-Hawker, the mother of<br />
your daughter’s friend, has held a couple of policemans<br />
balls there which, obviously, are going to be<br />
quite a bit smaller than the ones I’ve occasionally held<br />
for Colonel Ffinch and his regiment.<br />
Firemens balls are a mystery to me, I have to admit,<br />
never having held one, but I would imagine that they<br />
might be deemed rather dangerous given the extreme<br />
length of the average fireman’s hose, at least one of<br />
which is bound to crop up and be waved about for all<br />
and sundry to see during the course of the evening.<br />
My advice to you, therefore, would be to take your<br />
daughter to one side and gently explain that although<br />
all balls are similar, the better bred the giver the bigger<br />
the balls are likely to be and the experience is likely<br />
to last for an infinitely longer period of time for the<br />
receiver (of the invitation).<br />
I do hope that this information is helpful.<br />
Yours,<br />
Hilda Ffinch<br />
The Bird With All The Answers<br />
P.S. Although new to the village, you will undoubtedly<br />
receive an invite to the joint Police / Firemen’s dance<br />
on Friday week at the village hall. Unfortunately I<br />
won’t be there as Colonel Ffinch will be home on leave<br />
and I’ve finally agreed to hold a ball for him. Have a<br />
nice evening anyway.<br />
H Ff.<br />
If you’d like Hilda Ffinch, The Bird With All The Answers<br />
to address your own wartime problem, then pop<br />
along to https://www.mrsfoxgoestowar.co.uk/hildafinch-agony-aunt<br />
to subject your personal crisis to her<br />
(reasonably) sober scrutiny. Remember to give yourself<br />
a suitable wartime alias! Letters will be answered<br />
online and a selection of them published in next<br />
month’s Sandbag Times.<br />
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Poetry Corner<br />
EARLY DOORS<br />
This was when to catch him in good spirits<br />
before the mid-evening rush and jostle,<br />
before the calling for another bottle,<br />
another pint, with hardly time to fill it.<br />
Now he had the time to pass the time of day.<br />
While the unwatched clock cut him some slack<br />
he smoked, talked and joked as he topped up black<br />
patient porter. Liffey water, some would say.<br />
Don knew better, ignored their ignorance<br />
of the Wicklow mountain source. What is true<br />
doesn’t always go down well. Circumstance<br />
dictates that knowledge benefits the few.<br />
He set his clock – ten minutes ahead. Dead<br />
on eleven he’d call time. Enough said.<br />
Introducing Michael Woods<br />
Michael Woods has two<br />
poetry collections published<br />
by Templar Poetry:<br />
Absence Notes and<br />
Algebra. His next, Opening<br />
Time, will be launched in<br />
September 2018 at The<br />
Lamb and Flag in<br />
Worcester and uses the<br />
sonnet form throughout.<br />
Three of these appear<br />
here.<br />
Books available here: www.michaeljwoods.me.uk<br />
Instagram: michaelwoods_poet<br />
CELLAR<br />
All is ordered, ship-shape and clinical<br />
down here – smacks something of Guernsey’s German<br />
underground hospital. We’re learning an<br />
unexpected lesson. Rabbinical,<br />
Garry shows us how to reach the pinnacle<br />
of cellar care, knows when to turn on taps<br />
that mix the gas, can tell with just a slap<br />
how much is in a barrel: finical.<br />
Draymen drop depth-charge beer kegs through the hatch;<br />
they hit the crash mat with a dead-weight thud<br />
but don’t explode. Imagination’s match<br />
is lit - this vault blows up and starts to flood,<br />
becomes the Kursk with no-one left alive;<br />
all this stricken sub can do is dive, dive, dive.<br />
SEISIÚN – I<br />
Ollie Roche is in his early seat,<br />
session leader every Monday night.<br />
Settled on the green bench-end he sips a pint<br />
of bitter, anticipates the craic - the beat<br />
and banter of the lads, who now he greets<br />
as they arrive, tune up, sit in, on song:<br />
Mark, Ally, Helen, Rupert, Beth and John.<br />
Suddenly, the unspoken makes complete<br />
sense as conversation turns to music -<br />
magically, magisterially<br />
in the alembic of charged air. The ludic<br />
night plays on, out – immaterially<br />
able through what’s transmuted and past change<br />
to sing its own condition, find its range.<br />
OPTICS<br />
On my left, Adrian, salmon bandit<br />
and bookies’ favourite. On my right, Steve -<br />
red-braced (Bunter), belted FTSE pundit:<br />
both about to do what no one would believe.<br />
In those days Don sold Packet Ploughman’s Lunch,<br />
a snack of crackers, silverskins and cheese.<br />
Well, Adrian often bought a stack of these<br />
to share with Steve, and that day said to him mid-munch:<br />
Will you have a Powers with me? Gravitation<br />
was defied by optics. Two bottles later, unbroken,<br />
in words that signalled faith in levitation,<br />
Newton’s laws reduced there to mere token,<br />
straight-faced, drunk, Adrian turned to drink Steve’s<br />
health:<br />
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