THE KNIGHT TIMES - March 2018

Answers: Mr. Drexel - C; Mrs. Succi - D ; Mr. Smith - A ;
Mr. Milani - B; Mrs. Adams - F: and Ms. White - E
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12 The Knight Times
Knight Shift
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1.
Hot or Not
Making your Instagram
If you don’t know
caption, “#ifyouknowyouknow”
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Listening to Cardi B’s new album
Siri interrupting the beat drop,
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Across
3 Canyon Goheen (5A) and Emeline Birdwell (5B) won this
annual library competition known as the _____Off
4 cowboy boot enthusiast, facial hair aficionado, and
possible spy
7 it was hard to scroll through your meme feed this month
without seeing this tech exec./possible robot
9 delicious condiment; word that follows Cinco de
10 EHS's favorite type of poetry
on your way to school
Using a dongle with your
headphones
Going to Prom
telling you to turn right on Bissonnet
(do you really not know
how to get to school by now?)
Apple headphones that look like a
toothbrush in your ear
Someone mistakenly writing a
Down
1 yodel in the aisles of this store and you, too, can become
internet famous
2 the best branch of the arts pillar
5 a small device used to attach normal headphones to new
iPhones (Ellie Ragiel approves this message)
6 where you can find most upperclassmen on any given
Sunday night
8 real name for the Bissonnet driveway; you learn this in
Algebra 2
1. 4th floor C is haunted
Top 10 Episco-Myths
Prom-posal on your car
Senior speeches on inspirational, Mr. Framel giving you a speech
life-changing moments
about The Knight Times deadlines
(Celebrity Sighting)
2. 3rd and 1/2 floor C is like the train platform that takes you to
Hogwarts
3. Mr. Binder’s beard is fake
4. The coffee in the breakfast line is free
5. Freshman Service Day is voluntary
6. Daniel Davis’s hair is a wig
7. Recycling.
8. The dongles in the school store work
9. The Chess Club is actually a secret society
10. Ms. Sheila has a radar gun brain function
Yodel-ey-he-hoo! Junior Pate Herrold (known among friends as Lil’ Pate) shares a
striking resemblance to Lil’ Hank Williams, the young boy known around the globe
as the yodeling Walmart boy after a video of him singing “Lovesick Blues” in the
store went viral. But while Lil’ Hank took the stage at Coachella this month, Pate
prefers to stay behind the scenes with Mr. Rivaz’s stagecraft class. Photos by Daniel
Davis and courtesy of @lilhankwilliams.
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Teacher Trivia
Mr. Drexel Mrs. Succi Mr. Smith Mr. Milani Mrs. Adams Ms. White
A. This teacher
grew up in
Chocolate Town,
USA where he or
she attended
Hershey
Elementary,
Hershey Middle
School, and
Hershey High.
B. This teacher
speaks fluent
Japanese after
spending
several years living
in Tokyo and also
used to partake in
exotic sports like
bunjee jumping.
C. This teacher
went to college
with Steph Curry
and one time sat
next to him in the
training room while
they were getting
their ankles taped.
D. This teacher
won a state-wide
piano contest when
he or she was 8
years old in their
home state of
Oklahoma.
E. This teacher has
a black lab named
Wriggley that has
several nicknames
like Wriggles,
Wriggs, and Baba
Ghanoush.
F. This teacher is
named after the
character Jessica
Kringle (Mrs. Claus)
from the Christmas
Classic, “Santa Claus
is Coming to Town.”
She was a
schoolteacher!