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W <strong>May</strong> 11, <strong>2018</strong> opinions 9<br />
ZAC ABERO<br />
Classroom<br />
As a self-proclaimed master of classroom<br />
etiquette, I am going to explain to<br />
you how to act in class, with the purpose<br />
of improving our school. For many, these<br />
lessons will help guide you through summer<br />
school and serve as preparation for<br />
the upcoming school year! There is no<br />
need to thank me; I’m just doing my part<br />
in making Maine West better.<br />
The first thing we need to get straight<br />
is that when a teachers says “phones<br />
away,” or “no phones in my classroom,”<br />
that is merely a suggestion as to what to<br />
do. In order to let everyone know that<br />
you are better than them, you’re going to<br />
want to make sure the phone is on your<br />
desk, face up. This helps give off an aura<br />
of superiority that makes the classroom<br />
understand just how popular you are every<br />
time you receive a notification, even if<br />
it’s just a weather report.<br />
Beyond that, it also lets your teacher<br />
know that your time is just too valuable<br />
to spare any for listening to their lessons.<br />
Teachers will have to warm up to the idea,<br />
but once they get used to it, they will<br />
praise you for “texting the lesson to your<br />
the pain of<br />
TOUGH CHOICES<br />
with the interests of others to avoid<br />
judgement -- one which students<br />
can try and change simply by adjusting<br />
their mind-set.<br />
As college and career choices approach,<br />
it’s important that students<br />
take the time to research what they<br />
want to do and where they want to<br />
go. Otherwise, they may go to a college<br />
where they don’t feel like their<br />
most comfortable selves, eating<br />
cups of ramen noodles to fill in<br />
Get some sleep or continue watching TV shows?<br />
White cheddar or dill pickle from the Pop Shop?<br />
Prom or no, juniors? Ditch day or go, seniors?<br />
Small decisions can take seconds, yet difficult ones<br />
can weigh on us for hours or days, sometimes even a<br />
lifetime. Indecisiveness strikes us constantly, usually<br />
through moments such as choosing what to eat with a friend<br />
or even in major life decisions, such as figuring out what career<br />
path to go down or what college to attend. Students may become<br />
stuck in a hopeless loophole: running out of time as<br />
pressure increases. They begin to overthink everything they<br />
do, worrying about making the wrong decision or feeling<br />
uneasy after finally deciding.<br />
This happens most often when the outcome is unknown.<br />
Our mindset has become fixated upon the idea that<br />
each decision we make has its punishments and rewards. After<br />
all, no one wants to see the horrific sight of their jenga tower<br />
collapsing after pulling out the wrong block. Indecisiveness,<br />
along with anxiety-provoking thoughts, is followed up by<br />
procrastination, time pressure, and Netflix. According to<br />
the Netherlands Journal of Psychology and a study by<br />
Wesleyan University, indecisiveness plays a key role in<br />
depression and dependent personality disorder. Within<br />
these studies, each individual not only sought to come<br />
to a good decision, but strove to choose the best possible<br />
one for the situation at hand.<br />
It’s a process that comes from the attempt<br />
to balance self-interest<br />
friends,” as you are so generously doing.<br />
This kind of initiative is precisely what a<br />
teacher looks for in their students.<br />
Taking the extra step to diligently<br />
text on your phone is anything but a<br />
distraction; even your fellow students<br />
enjoy it! For those already doing this<br />
step, Bravo! You are already on your way<br />
to being the best student you can be.<br />
Additionally, keep in mind that, humour<br />
plays a huge role in the classroom.<br />
I really can’t emphasize that enough.<br />
Whenever, and I mean whenever, you<br />
have something to say, just go ahead and<br />
say it. Say it loud and say it proud, making<br />
sure everyone can hear your witty<br />
comments.<br />
That’s the key that most students<br />
don’t follow through on, only saying<br />
their wry quick-takes loud enough for<br />
their surrounding peers to hear. Teachers<br />
really need to hear your sparkling<br />
humor, too, since that’s the only thing<br />
getting them through the day. This next<br />
step is often overlooked, you need, need,<br />
need to ask questions. It doesn’t matter<br />
whether or not it pertains to the class<br />
or topic, ask any question that comes to<br />
your mind before you forget it.<br />
Is your teacher mid-explanation<br />
in the middle of math class? Be sure<br />
to ask questions such as “What’s<br />
your favorite flavor of potato chip?”<br />
or “For question 34 of descubre 3,<br />
chapter 6, how do I conjugate the<br />
pluscuamperfecto form of ir?” or,<br />
everyone’s favorite mid-sentence<br />
whine: “Can I go<br />
to the bathroom?”<br />
The timing of<br />
the blurt is crucial<br />
to your success, so<br />
take note. Rather<br />
than the common<br />
misconception to<br />
save it for the end<br />
of class, I recommend<br />
that you let<br />
the questions loose<br />
during the lesson so<br />
you will never forget<br />
the brilliant idea<br />
that just struck you.<br />
Do it exactly when<br />
your teacher is deep into a detailed<br />
explanation of a key concept everyone<br />
needs to understand for the upcoming<br />
summative.<br />
Everyone needs a break from<br />
BY KEVIN SCHILL<br />
columnist<br />
BY PATRICK ASZTABSKI<br />
columnist<br />
the gap their indecisiveness and fear or laziness created. On top of<br />
that, with thousands of career choices available, students can put<br />
in the effort to explore them through internships and shadowing.<br />
Without that early effort, finding the right path is bound to be<br />
far more difficult and direction-less than it needs to be.<br />
No matter how smart someone is, or thinks they are, and<br />
no matter how much work someone has done, they’re bound to<br />
make mistakes. With that, we learn from mistakes so as not to<br />
repeat them in the future. It’s great, too, to have the maturity to<br />
admit you made the wrong decision. For every tough decision<br />
there is to make, it’s important to know that it is completely acceptable<br />
to take a step back, take a breath, and evaluate the possibilities<br />
before deciding. By doing that, you’ll learn to<br />
trust yourself and decide.<br />
Etiquette<br />
TIPS AND TRICKS FOR BEING YOUR BEST SELF<br />
listening to that; pondering the<br />
fate of your bladder or your broken<br />
pencil is the perfect reprieve. Even<br />
the teacher can’t stand speaking for<br />
the infinitesimally endless 45 minute<br />
period. It’s not like they went to<br />
school for a large portion of their<br />
lives for the sole purpose of teaching<br />
people like you! After having the<br />
information constantly pounded<br />
into their brains, they<br />
can’t possibly be all that<br />
passionate about it either.<br />
It’s not like anyone<br />
else in the class wants to<br />
hear what the teachers is<br />
saying; tests are only part<br />
of the grade. Who even<br />
goes to school to learn,<br />
anyway?<br />
Anyone with a brain<br />
knows that school is only<br />
for the purpose of socialising.<br />
At the end of the<br />
day, it’s not like your<br />
parents pay for you to<br />
go to school and learn or anything.<br />
Hope this helped all of you who are<br />
struggling to make the classroom<br />
your own, since it’s certainly not the<br />
teachers’ in the first place, right?