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W <strong>May</strong> 11, <strong>2018</strong> opinions 9<br />

ZAC ABERO<br />

Classroom<br />

As a self-proclaimed master of classroom<br />

etiquette, I am going to explain to<br />

you how to act in class, with the purpose<br />

of improving our school. For many, these<br />

lessons will help guide you through summer<br />

school and serve as preparation for<br />

the upcoming school year! There is no<br />

need to thank me; I’m just doing my part<br />

in making Maine West better.<br />

The first thing we need to get straight<br />

is that when a teachers says “phones<br />

away,” or “no phones in my classroom,”<br />

that is merely a suggestion as to what to<br />

do. In order to let everyone know that<br />

you are better than them, you’re going to<br />

want to make sure the phone is on your<br />

desk, face up. This helps give off an aura<br />

of superiority that makes the classroom<br />

understand just how popular you are every<br />

time you receive a notification, even if<br />

it’s just a weather report.<br />

Beyond that, it also lets your teacher<br />

know that your time is just too valuable<br />

to spare any for listening to their lessons.<br />

Teachers will have to warm up to the idea,<br />

but once they get used to it, they will<br />

praise you for “texting the lesson to your<br />

the pain of<br />

TOUGH CHOICES<br />

with the interests of others to avoid<br />

judgement -- one which students<br />

can try and change simply by adjusting<br />

their mind-set.<br />

As college and career choices approach,<br />

it’s important that students<br />

take the time to research what they<br />

want to do and where they want to<br />

go. Otherwise, they may go to a college<br />

where they don’t feel like their<br />

most comfortable selves, eating<br />

cups of ramen noodles to fill in<br />

Get some sleep or continue watching TV shows?<br />

White cheddar or dill pickle from the Pop Shop?<br />

Prom or no, juniors? Ditch day or go, seniors?<br />

Small decisions can take seconds, yet difficult ones<br />

can weigh on us for hours or days, sometimes even a<br />

lifetime. Indecisiveness strikes us constantly, usually<br />

through moments such as choosing what to eat with a friend<br />

or even in major life decisions, such as figuring out what career<br />

path to go down or what college to attend. Students may become<br />

stuck in a hopeless loophole: running out of time as<br />

pressure increases. They begin to overthink everything they<br />

do, worrying about making the wrong decision or feeling<br />

uneasy after finally deciding.<br />

This happens most often when the outcome is unknown.<br />

Our mindset has become fixated upon the idea that<br />

each decision we make has its punishments and rewards. After<br />

all, no one wants to see the horrific sight of their jenga tower<br />

collapsing after pulling out the wrong block. Indecisiveness,<br />

along with anxiety-provoking thoughts, is followed up by<br />

procrastination, time pressure, and Netflix. According to<br />

the Netherlands Journal of Psychology and a study by<br />

Wesleyan University, indecisiveness plays a key role in<br />

depression and dependent personality disorder. Within<br />

these studies, each individual not only sought to come<br />

to a good decision, but strove to choose the best possible<br />

one for the situation at hand.<br />

It’s a process that comes from the attempt<br />

to balance self-interest<br />

friends,” as you are so generously doing.<br />

This kind of initiative is precisely what a<br />

teacher looks for in their students.<br />

Taking the extra step to diligently<br />

text on your phone is anything but a<br />

distraction; even your fellow students<br />

enjoy it! For those already doing this<br />

step, Bravo! You are already on your way<br />

to being the best student you can be.<br />

Additionally, keep in mind that, humour<br />

plays a huge role in the classroom.<br />

I really can’t emphasize that enough.<br />

Whenever, and I mean whenever, you<br />

have something to say, just go ahead and<br />

say it. Say it loud and say it proud, making<br />

sure everyone can hear your witty<br />

comments.<br />

That’s the key that most students<br />

don’t follow through on, only saying<br />

their wry quick-takes loud enough for<br />

their surrounding peers to hear. Teachers<br />

really need to hear your sparkling<br />

humor, too, since that’s the only thing<br />

getting them through the day. This next<br />

step is often overlooked, you need, need,<br />

need to ask questions. It doesn’t matter<br />

whether or not it pertains to the class<br />

or topic, ask any question that comes to<br />

your mind before you forget it.<br />

Is your teacher mid-explanation<br />

in the middle of math class? Be sure<br />

to ask questions such as “What’s<br />

your favorite flavor of potato chip?”<br />

or “For question 34 of descubre 3,<br />

chapter 6, how do I conjugate the<br />

pluscuamperfecto form of ir?” or,<br />

everyone’s favorite mid-sentence<br />

whine: “Can I go<br />

to the bathroom?”<br />

The timing of<br />

the blurt is crucial<br />

to your success, so<br />

take note. Rather<br />

than the common<br />

misconception to<br />

save it for the end<br />

of class, I recommend<br />

that you let<br />

the questions loose<br />

during the lesson so<br />

you will never forget<br />

the brilliant idea<br />

that just struck you.<br />

Do it exactly when<br />

your teacher is deep into a detailed<br />

explanation of a key concept everyone<br />

needs to understand for the upcoming<br />

summative.<br />

Everyone needs a break from<br />

BY KEVIN SCHILL<br />

columnist<br />

BY PATRICK ASZTABSKI<br />

columnist<br />

the gap their indecisiveness and fear or laziness created. On top of<br />

that, with thousands of career choices available, students can put<br />

in the effort to explore them through internships and shadowing.<br />

Without that early effort, finding the right path is bound to be<br />

far more difficult and direction-less than it needs to be.<br />

No matter how smart someone is, or thinks they are, and<br />

no matter how much work someone has done, they’re bound to<br />

make mistakes. With that, we learn from mistakes so as not to<br />

repeat them in the future. It’s great, too, to have the maturity to<br />

admit you made the wrong decision. For every tough decision<br />

there is to make, it’s important to know that it is completely acceptable<br />

to take a step back, take a breath, and evaluate the possibilities<br />

before deciding. By doing that, you’ll learn to<br />

trust yourself and decide.<br />

Etiquette<br />

TIPS AND TRICKS FOR BEING YOUR BEST SELF<br />

listening to that; pondering the<br />

fate of your bladder or your broken<br />

pencil is the perfect reprieve. Even<br />

the teacher can’t stand speaking for<br />

the infinitesimally endless 45 minute<br />

period. It’s not like they went to<br />

school for a large portion of their<br />

lives for the sole purpose of teaching<br />

people like you! After having the<br />

information constantly pounded<br />

into their brains, they<br />

can’t possibly be all that<br />

passionate about it either.<br />

It’s not like anyone<br />

else in the class wants to<br />

hear what the teachers is<br />

saying; tests are only part<br />

of the grade. Who even<br />

goes to school to learn,<br />

anyway?<br />

Anyone with a brain<br />

knows that school is only<br />

for the purpose of socialising.<br />

At the end of the<br />

day, it’s not like your<br />

parents pay for you to<br />

go to school and learn or anything.<br />

Hope this helped all of you who are<br />

struggling to make the classroom<br />

your own, since it’s certainly not the<br />

teachers’ in the first place, right?

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