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Overheard in the Smoking Area:<br />

‘They looked better on the passport photo than<br />

they did in real life, thats a first’<br />

‘I’m going to have to google some vogue<br />

phrases before the ball starts, I’m sure Vice has<br />

something on that’<br />

‘I’m going home, The bouncer tried to confiscate<br />

my yoghurt.’<br />

‘The last time I did poppers my lips went blue’<br />

‘I’m the only butch femme in Putney’<br />

Re<br />

‘They’re playing Grace Jones, we have to go back<br />

inside immediately’<br />

‘Can you tell I bought this wig from eBay?’<br />

‘Fuck food, I’ll eat setting spray’

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