Dirt and Trail July 2018 issue 2
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EDITOR: ROLEY FOLEY<br />
The other night I was invited out for a boys<br />
night. I told The Mrs that I would be home by<br />
midnight, ‘I promise!’<br />
Well, the hours passed <strong>and</strong> the beers went<br />
down way too easily. Around 3 a.m, a bit<br />
loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in<br />
the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway<br />
started up <strong>and</strong> cuckooed 3 times. Quickly,<br />
realizing my Mrs would probably wake<br />
up, I cuckooed another 9 times.<br />
I was really proud of myself for coming up<br />
with such a quick-witted solution, in order<br />
to escape a possible confl ict. (Even when<br />
totally smashed… 3 cuckoos plus 9<br />
cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos MIDNIGHT!)<br />
The next morning my Mrs asked me what<br />
time I got in, I told him ‘MIDNIGHT’… she<br />
didn’t seem cross in the slightest...<br />
Whew, I got away with that one!<br />
Then she said ‘We need a new cuckoo<br />
clock.’ When I asked him why, she said,<br />
‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three<br />
times then said ‘oh sh*t.’ Cuckooed 4 more<br />
times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another<br />
three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more,<br />
<strong>and</strong> then tripped over the coffee table <strong>and</strong><br />
backfi red.<br />
Have a great month!<br />
CONTENTS: JULY <strong>2018</strong><br />
THE TEAM:<br />
EDITOR:<br />
Glenn Foley<br />
foleyg@mweb.co.za<br />
DESIGN:<br />
Rob Portman<br />
rob@ridefast.co.za<br />
ADVERTISING:<br />
Sinead Foley<br />
foleyg@mweb.co.za<br />
Kyle Lawrenson<br />
lawrensonk@mweb.co.za<br />
ACCOUNTS &<br />
SUBSCRIPTIONS:<br />
Anette<br />
anette.acc@mweb.co.za<br />
Office no (011) 979-5035<br />
(011) 979-0053<br />
CONTRIBUTORS:<br />
Kurt Beine<br />
Richard Sutherl<strong>and</strong><br />
Zygmund Brodalka<br />
Byron Rudman<br />
Sean Hendley<br />
Tristan Foley<br />
Mike Wessels<br />
12: WORLD LAUNCH: 2019 KTM MX BIKES 24: SA LAUNCH: 2019 TRIUMPH BIKES<br />
40: HARD ENDURO: <strong>2018</strong> ERZBERG 50: BIG TEST: JUNIOR ADVENTURE BIKES<br />
TO SUBSCRIBE<br />
CALL 011 979 5035 OR EMAIL<br />
anette.acc@mweb.co.za<br />
Digital or hard copy.<br />
72: GS TROPHY: SA WORLD CHAMPIONS 84: TESTED: KTM 4-STROKES<br />
2 DIRT & TRAIL MAGAZINE JULY <strong>2018</strong>
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