ISNESS Volume One (Private)
ISNESS tells of the story of the last remaining family on earth. The story is set in the remains of the culture of the 1960's, somewhere in North America. Over the course of 24 down-spiraling hours, one family member after another succumb to powerful forces of evolution run amok in their home. As in mythology, their characters are deeply archetypal and some posses supernatural qualities. On one level the story is the tale of a dysfunctional suburban family gone post- apocalyptic. On a deeper level, the story lays out and examines increments along the carnality/spirituality spectrum in the human predicament and how these attributes may withstand the perils of an apocalypse. Volume One introduces all the characters and their individual predicaments and points to some seeds of the conflicts to come. It also shows details of the island they live on and 2 of the 7 rooms in their house.
ISNESS tells of the story of the last remaining family on earth. The story is set in the remains of the culture of the 1960's, somewhere in North America.
Over the course of 24 down-spiraling hours, one family member after another succumb to powerful forces of evolution run amok in their home. As in mythology, their characters are deeply archetypal and some posses supernatural qualities.
On one level the story is the tale of a dysfunctional suburban family gone post- apocalyptic. On a deeper level, the story lays out and examines increments along the carnality/spirituality spectrum in the human predicament and how these attributes may withstand the perils of an apocalypse.
Volume One introduces all the characters and their individual predicaments and points to some seeds of the conflicts to come. It also shows details of the island they live on and 2 of the 7 rooms in their house.
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SPECIAL<br />
SPRING<br />
EDITION<br />
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FRATERNAL<br />
TWINS<br />
THE<br />
PROS<br />
&<br />
CONS<br />
WHAT<br />
TO<br />
WEAR<br />
WITH<br />
WHAT<br />
Plan a<br />
dinner<br />
party<br />
that people<br />
will talk<br />
about<br />
The<br />
amazing<br />
world<br />
of science<br />
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The outdoors<br />
and you:<br />
Camping<br />
Today<br />
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In the year 1969, The<br />
balance of terror, which the<br />
world had come to depend<br />
upon, for the maintenance of<br />
peace, was disrupted.
T<br />
he previous year had marked a<br />
record in the number of American<br />
casualties in Vietnam and a steep decline<br />
in support for the war even among it’s<br />
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staunchest proponents. In an attempt<br />
to avoid imminent defeat, U.S. leaders<br />
orchestrated an invasion into North<br />
Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia.
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The broadened offensive<br />
involved the deployment of<br />
U.S. forces to Thailand and<br />
required the mobilization<br />
of reserves. This escalation<br />
prompted China to enter the<br />
war with the Soviet Union as<br />
an ally. The protracted ground<br />
war that ensued galvanized<br />
countries across the globe to<br />
take sides. Gradually, most<br />
non-aligned and less developed<br />
countries joined the coalitions<br />
of the two major alliances.
As the localized conflict<br />
escalated into a world war, U.S.<br />
forces on the ground in Southeast<br />
Asia were greatly outnumbered.<br />
U.S. leaders decided to implement<br />
a plan long kept under wraps,<br />
to use tactical nuclear attacks.<br />
These attacks were to hit selective<br />
targets decisively with relatively<br />
low-yield nuclear weapons.
They were to be aimed at<br />
ports, landing places, supply<br />
lines, bridges, railways, nuclear<br />
weapon facilities and airfields.<br />
They were intended to bring<br />
the war to an end, based on the<br />
model of World War II.<br />
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But the U.S. had gravely<br />
underestimated the<br />
reaction by the Soviet-Chinese<br />
Alliance. A series of nuclear<br />
retaliations ensued, dismantling<br />
communications and other<br />
major infrastructures globally.<br />
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Isolated command posts<br />
on both sides continued<br />
dispatching nuclear<br />
attacks indiscriminately<br />
in any perceived direction<br />
of threat, producing<br />
massive, globe-wide<br />
radiation and a complete<br />
ozone collapse.
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Within 9 days, all humanity<br />
on the planet had been<br />
thoroughly exterminated as<br />
well as most other life forms.<br />
Scorched by sun, the remaining<br />
life continued to dwindle.
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However, an unforeseen,<br />
simultaneous process was<br />
invisibly under way. The<br />
unprotected planet became<br />
slowly awash in waves of a<br />
previously unknown, counter<br />
radiation. It possessed an<br />
aggressive neutralizing effect<br />
on the ionizing gamma rays.<br />
Within one journey around<br />
the sun, earth was free of the<br />
deadly radiation. Gradually,<br />
life on the planet began to heal.
A<br />
dome anomaly that had<br />
formed over a 57 mile<br />
radius in the Pacific ocean had<br />
shielded one lone couple from<br />
all the devastation: an American<br />
soldier healing from his Vietnam<br />
battle wounds and a beautiful<br />
young flower girl who’s origins<br />
are unknown.<br />
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But our story begins<br />
20 years later, on a<br />
partly cloudy spring<br />
morning.
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Good<br />
Morning!<br />
Happy<br />
families<br />
everywhere<br />
drink<br />
Creamnation<br />
milk!<br />
Twice as rich!<br />
Doctor recommended!<br />
Mother approved!<br />
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HAPPIEST<br />
MEAT FOR<br />
SANDWICHES<br />
Start with SPAM . . . let your appetite take over<br />
to invent a hundred happy combinations.<br />
Hot or cold, SPAM’s unmatchable flavor<br />
comes smiling through. Pure pork. SPAM<br />
is high in vital meat protein!<br />
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Extra gold enriched...<br />
A regal towel. Delight to touch. So<br />
reminiscent! Sheen old fashioned<br />
English garden. You deserve velvety!<br />
And you know it! Get away from it all<br />
with the luxurious plushness of Canaon<br />
any day of the week . . . And bring the<br />
children too!<br />
Royal Family Home
GLil’<br />
arden<br />
of<br />
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Lookit,<br />
Lookit,<br />
Larth! Lil’<br />
can Lil’ can flaa!<br />
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People<br />
can’t “flaa”,<br />
thtupid!<br />
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No!<br />
Yoo caant!<br />
Ith grafitty,<br />
thtupid!<br />
Can<br />
too!<br />
Grafitty<br />
makit<br />
all fall down!<br />
No ith not!<br />
Hey!<br />
Where’th<br />
ma Buddy? Ma<br />
chummy-chumchum?!<br />
Ith Hunta!<br />
Hunta commed<br />
home from<br />
Mainland!<br />
Buddy!<br />
Buddy!<br />
Buddy!<br />
Buddy!<br />
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Shit!<br />
Hunta<br />
bringed<br />
prethenth fo Larth<br />
only.<br />
Nothin’ fo Lil’.<br />
Lil’ havit<br />
NO Buddy!<br />
Hunta!<br />
Whadabout<br />
candy fo Lil’?<br />
No<br />
candy fo<br />
Lil’. Lil’ havit<br />
teeth got<br />
rottin.<br />
Yeah!<br />
Buddy, buddy,<br />
buddy<br />
Aaan<br />
Chouli?<br />
Chouli<br />
wannit lipthtick!<br />
and airthpray!<br />
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Nothin’<br />
fo Chouli.<br />
Nothin’ fo<br />
Lil’.<br />
Crithake!<br />
Hunta!<br />
How couldja.<br />
Itha<br />
boyth<br />
club now!<br />
Yeah.<br />
no girlth<br />
allowed!<br />
waaaaa<br />
waaaa<br />
waaaaa<br />
waaaa<br />
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Wathamatta<br />
Lil’?<br />
Lil’<br />
ith craayin<br />
ontha floa!<br />
Thingit<br />
fo Lil’<br />
Rackaba<br />
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Rackaba<br />
babee ontha<br />
treetop, whenthawinblow<br />
the cradle ithrack, allthakin<br />
hortheth aanallthakinmen<br />
couldn’t put babee<br />
togetha again
LARS<br />
You put the shells on your ears and you can hear the ocean.<br />
LIL’<br />
No! The eyeth! Puttit onthe eyth and thee the magic with Lil’.<br />
LARS<br />
The shells are really bones. That’s what they are.<br />
We have bones on the inside of our body but shells have it on the outside.<br />
LIL’<br />
No we don’t!<br />
LARS<br />
Yes we do. It’s called a skeleton.<br />
LIL’<br />
Thkell-a-tin?<br />
LARS<br />
SKELL-E-TTON!<br />
LIL’<br />
Puttit on the eyth larth! Prethit aard!<br />
Leth play cathel!<br />
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SCIENCE CORNER<br />
THE PHOSPHENE PHENOMENA was believed by the native ancients to be an apparition<br />
of the gods. Modern science has explained the natural cause behind this spectacle<br />
of colors and shapes, concluding that it is a mere neurological optical illusion easily<br />
explained by the advanced achievements of today’s science.<br />
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Ooh<br />
la-la!<br />
ith<br />
awa kathel!<br />
leth go<br />
inthide,<br />
Larth!<br />
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Can’t<br />
see it.<br />
Old<br />
my aand!<br />
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There’s<br />
no castle<br />
there, Lil’.<br />
The<br />
chandelier!<br />
Larth! lookit<br />
the maknifithint<br />
chandelier!<br />
lookit<br />
lookit<br />
Larth! all<br />
the ladieth!<br />
they dancing!<br />
They’re<br />
lying on<br />
the floor.<br />
they<br />
falled<br />
athleep fo<br />
thome hundred<br />
yearth!<br />
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They’re<br />
dead from<br />
the atomic<br />
bombs.
We<br />
kith them<br />
and they wakit<br />
up and danth!<br />
I<br />
can’t see it,<br />
Lil’. I never did. I<br />
was always just making<br />
it up.<br />
Preth<br />
aard, Larth!<br />
You aave to!<br />
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It’s<br />
not<br />
real!<br />
What?<br />
It’s<br />
just<br />
pretend.<br />
it’s silly.<br />
But why<br />
Larth why?<br />
I’m<br />
not<br />
playing this<br />
baby game<br />
any more<br />
You wanna<br />
play ship now,<br />
Larth?<br />
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I<br />
want<br />
to play BY<br />
MYSELF<br />
now!<br />
But we are<br />
marry!<br />
No<br />
stupid.<br />
we are not<br />
“marry”!<br />
Are too!<br />
We<br />
are<br />
twins,<br />
STUPID. you<br />
are SOOO<br />
dumb.<br />
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Oh no! Larth!<br />
Oh helpee Gaad!<br />
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SCIENCE CORNER<br />
THE FRATERNAL TWINS are different from identical twins, scientists<br />
have found. It is even possible for them to be a boy and a girl.<br />
Two eggs fertilized by two sperm cells have thus selected to bring into the<br />
world a set of twins that are not twins at all!
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Fuck you Larth<br />
Even though she looked normal,<br />
she crawled and walked much<br />
later than other children her age.<br />
At age three, her parents became<br />
concerned as they were still awaiting<br />
her first words. After some testing,<br />
the family’s physician determined<br />
that she was mentally subnormal or<br />
mentally deficient, terms that had<br />
recently replaced feeble-minded.<br />
Doctors stated this condition<br />
was characterized by a state of<br />
incomplete mental development<br />
where she would be incapable of<br />
adapting to the normal environment<br />
and would not be able to maintain<br />
an existence independently of<br />
supervision, control, or external<br />
support. The doctors further stated<br />
that this condition was most likely<br />
due to some kind of biologic<br />
pathology resulting in arrested<br />
development, which was incurable.
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Fo craayin’out loud!<br />
Lil’ huffit w‘n puffit!<br />
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Eeeny<br />
meeny<br />
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miny-mo<br />
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Ooh! Fokthy ladee!<br />
B iiig boner!<br />
Runnaway, Larth! Hidy-hide!<br />
Hewe comth the nathtee!<br />
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Gimme thome honey!<br />
Ooh
NOW!<br />
EXTRA POWER<br />
Whewe yow pappa gone?<br />
ANANCIN<br />
MAKES IT<br />
BETTER.<br />
Thmackit!<br />
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ooh yeah!<br />
Ooh baby<br />
Gimme honey!<br />
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Bangit!
Oooooooh Sshootin’!<br />
Thmackit!<br />
Sshootin’!<br />
Blatht-off!<br />
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Blaaach...<br />
Wraaa...<br />
Aaa...<br />
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Fun & Easy Dolls to Make
Would you like to make one of these handsome dolls? Do you need an attractive gift for someone<br />
near and dear? A special bazaar item? Or just for yourself? These distinctive plush dolls are just the<br />
thing!<br />
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Gather the kids for this enjoyable family project! Certain<br />
to keep them busy on a rainy day.<br />
Cutting your fabric:<br />
Draw a chart of 1” squares. Into<br />
each square draw lines corresponding<br />
to those in the small, pattern<br />
squares. Using dressmaker’s<br />
carbon, transfer the design to your<br />
fabric of choice. (You may also<br />
cut out your paper patterns and<br />
trace their edges onto the fabric).<br />
Remember: Each piece needs to be<br />
cut out of fabric twice for front and<br />
back!<br />
Sewing the parts together:<br />
Now is the time to begin the<br />
assembly of all the pieces! Follow<br />
the seam line indicated on the pattern<br />
with a simple stitch to secure<br />
together the front and back sides of<br />
each piece! Do not sew the section<br />
marked with dots! You will need an<br />
opening to stuff each part before<br />
you connect it to the body!<br />
The Stuffing:<br />
Now is the time to think about stuffing<br />
your doll! Use a long utensil to<br />
help get the stuffing all the way into<br />
the narrower parts. Fill each part<br />
just enough to make it puff out but<br />
not so much as to make it hard!<br />
Assembly:<br />
The assembly of all the body parts<br />
is to be done taking great care to<br />
match the right limb in the right<br />
place! Goodness! You would not<br />
want to labor just to find that you’ve<br />
attached that leg in the place of the<br />
arm! It is indeed a delicate artistry!<br />
As you close every last gap in the<br />
doll’s “skin” be sure to catch any<br />
stubby protrusions of the stuffing<br />
and press gently to secure them<br />
back into place.<br />
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Large<br />
Boy<br />
Small<br />
Girl<br />
Large<br />
Girl<br />
Small<br />
Boy<br />
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Now that we have assembled<br />
and filled our dolls, it’s the per<br />
fect time to begin adding hair<br />
and making lovely, flattering<br />
garments for them, just like the<br />
ones you see on the opposite<br />
page which were tailored just for<br />
them! Harmonized color scheme<br />
are the secret to their charm!<br />
You will find all the fashionable<br />
paterns here. Follow the directions<br />
carefully and remember to<br />
use strong polyester thread!<br />
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Lady<br />
Gentleman<br />
(Continued from page 72)<br />
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Time fo go fo Mainland! Lil’gone hungry<br />
Lil’go-it shoppin! Bring-it food!<br />
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You you aan you!<br />
Thtay alony mothafocka!<br />
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Fun & Easy Dolls to Make (Continued from page 69)<br />
Now that your dolls are finished you can string them together into a<br />
neat, convenient bouqet!<br />
1<br />
4<br />
2<br />
5<br />
3 6<br />
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Emty...<br />
Thupply thtation<br />
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Thupply thtation
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Thupply thtation
Larth bottle<br />
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Gaadammit! Givit food fo Lil’! Amen!
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Godthake!<br />
Lil’finded it food!<br />
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Thankee Gaad fo givit food...<br />
Thankee all my Gaad all-my-tee, fo it fo table<br />
and fo food onit fo Lil’happily eva afta. Amen.<br />
opennit... opennit... Thurprithe...<br />
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Ith corn, Mamma!<br />
Blethit blethit corn.<br />
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hunta bringit?<br />
hunta bringit<br />
you?<br />
Lil' waaanit!<br />
Okay!<br />
Okay<br />
already! You<br />
can hold it for<br />
one minute.<br />
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Give<br />
it back,<br />
Lil’!<br />
naaa.<br />
Give it<br />
back!<br />
naaa!<br />
Lil' ith<br />
thcreemit<br />
bloodymurda!<br />
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I’m<br />
not<br />
your friend<br />
anymore!<br />
You’re<br />
stupid!<br />
Retarded!<br />
I never<br />
want to play<br />
with you<br />
again!<br />
Don’t<br />
touch<br />
my stuff!<br />
Don’t<br />
come<br />
in my<br />
room!<br />
Don’t<br />
talk to me<br />
ever again!<br />
GET IT?<br />
GET IT?<br />
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Oh my thorry<br />
Finishit
SCIENCE<br />
THE WORLD OF MICROBES<br />
A world on a grain of sand! Hard to believe life in abundance<br />
found on a single grain of sand. Thanks to the invention of the<br />
electron microscope, man can now see worlds previously unknown.<br />
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Sweet to the<br />
very last<br />
drop...<br />
Enjoy the taste of summer year round!<br />
Don’t forget to pick up Di Monti’s Golden Sweet Corn<br />
on your next trip to the supermarket !
Oh mighty!<br />
Lil’ tummy gone hurtin’<br />
All my god!<br />
Uptha hill!<br />
uptha hill<br />
Fetcha pella<br />
Jackan Jill<br />
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Jackan Jill<br />
waataa<br />
Jillcam tumblin<br />
afta...<br />
Oh
Children love<br />
this delicious<br />
Laxative!<br />
Ex-Lux doesn’t taste a bit like<br />
medicine... it’s just like eating<br />
a piece of delicious chocolate!<br />
Millions of mothers trust<br />
Ex-Lux! Many doctors use it in<br />
their own practice!<br />
EX-LUX<br />
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A fresh, advanced appro<br />
New Architecture and<br />
Interior Design for<br />
the Modern family.<br />
These days, families are<br />
seeking more modern homes!<br />
New, simple fresh lines! and<br />
modern landscaping too!<br />
You will love our photographs<br />
of better, more modern<br />
homes. The suburbs are just<br />
the place you can find these<br />
homes! Near schools and<br />
safe private yards for your<br />
children to play!<br />
Stone paved garden paths.<br />
Ranch style, A-frame, and<br />
more... Your dream come<br />
true.<br />
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ach to modern living<br />
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LARS’<br />
WORLD<br />
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Where<br />
are you,<br />
Hunter? It’s<br />
been 5<br />
days<br />
and<br />
nine<br />
hours<br />
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and<br />
twenty<br />
six<br />
minutes<br />
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SCIENCE CORNER<br />
A normal human eye<br />
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THE MUTATION is an irregularity in the gene<br />
structure. Most often it will endow it’s carrier<br />
with unusual capabilities, sometimes surpassing<br />
those of their fellow humans whom carry normal<br />
genes. It is such individuals who may introduce<br />
huge genetic advantages in a single generation.<br />
By doing so circumventing the sluggish pace of<br />
evolution!
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More outstanding photography is<br />
done with Olympius because more<br />
outstanding photographers<br />
are Olympius users.
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Let the sunshine in!<br />
For the children’s Room<br />
For the children’s room, bright,<br />
dashing colors and bold designs<br />
will be your best bet and most<br />
likely to be appreciated by the<br />
youngsters! Don’t forget that<br />
your child’s room is his fortress!<br />
The catalyst of this color scheme, the<br />
striking medley of youthful shades and tints. A<br />
dashing wallop of spring green in the rug perks up<br />
the overall tone of this beautiful, sunlit second floor<br />
room. Lively wallpaper prints add a snappy wakeup<br />
without disturbing the play between the flurry of<br />
blue and brown overtones.<br />
Notice the glowing accent colors of Oriental red<br />
and Emperor blue and how they light up the room. It<br />
is such fine color details, with which to top off the<br />
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enjoyable task of color coordinating. It all adds up to<br />
one big beautiful exposition of color possibilities!<br />
This hallmark of the homes of tomorrow, can be<br />
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In the<br />
morning<br />
light<br />
there’s<br />
nothing<br />
left for me<br />
to see<br />
But I can close<br />
my eyes<br />
and<br />
fly away<br />
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to the world<br />
the way it used to<br />
be<br />
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This is<br />
where<br />
I roam<br />
Across<br />
the land<br />
and over<br />
seas<br />
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I<br />
ride the<br />
trains and<br />
plane and<br />
submarines<br />
to any<br />
destination<br />
that I please<br />
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And<br />
one<br />
day,<br />
when<br />
they<br />
find us<br />
here<br />
they’ll<br />
recognize<br />
in me,<br />
the only<br />
one who<br />
kept their<br />
dream<br />
alive<br />
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They<br />
can trust<br />
in me<br />
the<br />
only one<br />
who still<br />
believed<br />
And<br />
with the<br />
power of<br />
my<br />
mind<br />
I’ll<br />
never never<br />
cease to keep<br />
the glory of their<br />
work alive<br />
( Dear reader : The mock flex-disk image is a stand<br />
in, for an actual insert in the print version. Lars’<br />
song has been recorded and is ready to press)<br />
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This<br />
is where<br />
I’m born,<br />
from day to day<br />
from year to year,<br />
to turn time back<br />
before it all<br />
went<br />
wrong<br />
new<br />
to<br />
see<br />
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to take<br />
away the worry<br />
and the fear.<br />
I venture out alone<br />
to see what life was<br />
meant<br />
to be<br />
At every<br />
turn there’s<br />
something to be known<br />
at every turn there’s<br />
something<br />
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And one day,<br />
when they<br />
find us here,<br />
they’ll recognize in me,<br />
the only one who kept the<br />
dream alive<br />
the only one who still<br />
believed.<br />
And with the<br />
power<br />
of my mind<br />
I’ll never,<br />
never cease<br />
to keep<br />
the glory of<br />
their work alive,<br />
They can trust<br />
in me<br />
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It<br />
stopped!<br />
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Whether for a holiday<br />
excursion or a day trip, for a<br />
cruise or a nature escapade,<br />
the well organized task of<br />
packing the essentials! Be<br />
ready for surprises! For last<br />
minute itinerary changes!<br />
Foresee the needs that may<br />
arise when you’re out in the<br />
open!<br />
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All I ever knew was this land, surrounded by brown water<br />
A piece of heaven, as she called it<br />
Every morning a new sun showed up on the horizon<br />
and in the night a new moon came up and chased after it.<br />
When I was a boy I used to go with the old man on his trips to the mainland<br />
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We would ride across the brown waters on the red tugboat
and the barge, as big as our whole house , would tug behind.<br />
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He told me that the water we were riding on used to be filled<br />
with swimming animals called fish. When we reached the<br />
mainland, we would hitch the barge at the dock and walk up<br />
the hill.<br />
He taught me how to fight off the coyotes at the mall. We would<br />
fill many carts with supplies and tie them together. Then we<br />
would roll them down to the dock and load up the barge.<br />
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Sometimes, if the sun was still high, we would picnic on the<br />
roof of City Hall. We would look over the bay and he would tell<br />
me stories about how it used to be.<br />
That’s when things were good. Before he started to drink.<br />
Before he dropped the baby.<br />
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After-shave and cologne combined! Women like it because it comes on stronger. Stays on longer. Lusty.<br />
Powerful. Potent. Only for a man who gets a bang out of living, a charge out of leading - plays to win.
MOUNT<br />
HUNTER<br />
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SCIENCE<br />
THE COMMON HOUSE FLY<br />
The house fly is a danger to the health<br />
of man and animals. It feeds and<br />
breeds in manure, feces, garbage and<br />
fermenting crop waste. They collect<br />
disease germs in their hair legs and<br />
feet and in their digestive tracts. If<br />
the fly has access to man’s food it<br />
contaminates it by walking over it and<br />
by leaving their excreta on it.
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Zippo.<br />
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Man’s 2nd best friend.
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CH<br />
CHOP<br />
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They’re<br />
coming! I’ll carry<br />
you, Rabbit!<br />
Grab on!<br />
No! You run,<br />
Petey! But don’t let<br />
them gooks take me<br />
alive!<br />
You kill me<br />
first!<br />
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I<br />
can’t fucking<br />
kill you, man!<br />
I told you...<br />
You know where my<br />
girl is at...<br />
Find her Petey... don’t<br />
forget... tell her...<br />
I love her..<br />
họ<br />
đã đi theo<br />
cách này<br />
Bleed me out !<br />
Just slash the<br />
damn jugular! Most’<br />
my blood’s gone<br />
anyway...<br />
*They went this way.<br />
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I aint gonna kill<br />
you, man!<br />
They’re here!<br />
JUST DO IT MAN!<br />
THAT’S AN ORDER!<br />
Nghe<br />
này, chỉ có hai<br />
người trong số họ<br />
*Look, it’s only two of them.<br />
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chuyện<br />
gì đã xảy ra<br />
ở đây?<br />
Oh my God!<br />
You’re not fuckin’<br />
Viet Cong!<br />
Jack<br />
Rabbit!!<br />
Nooo!<br />
FUCK FUCK<br />
FUCK<br />
ME!<br />
Họ<br />
to lớn nhưng<br />
họ khóc như trẻ<br />
sơ sinh<br />
*What happened here?<br />
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*They are so big but they cry like babies.
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Open your eyes, Babe.<br />
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Open<br />
your eyes,<br />
Babe.<br />
I Gotcha!<br />
I can’t!<br />
I can’t!<br />
Ha<br />
ha ha !<br />
YOUR eyes<br />
are burning! Try<br />
chopping these<br />
onions!<br />
They’re burning!<br />
Oh<br />
Nanna!<br />
Fuckin’<br />
hell!<br />
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Go<br />
look look for<br />
Hunter for Hunter Babe?<br />
Babe? Will ya? Will<br />
ya?<br />
What?<br />
What?<br />
Go<br />
Go where?<br />
where? Do<br />
Do what?<br />
what?<br />
He’s<br />
never<br />
been gone<br />
this long.<br />
The The kid’s<br />
an kid’s animal,<br />
animal, Nanna. Nanna. He can<br />
He go can look go for look<br />
for himself. himself.<br />
Just go<br />
up the hill,<br />
will ya, Babe?<br />
For God’s<br />
sake!<br />
I<br />
I can’t<br />
can’t go<br />
go into that<br />
into that forest,<br />
forest, Nanna.<br />
Nanna. You<br />
You know I can’t<br />
know I can’t do<br />
do THAT.<br />
THAT.<br />
What about the roof<br />
then, Pets? You You can can fix fix the<br />
leak the in leak the in water the water tank today, tank<br />
can’t today, you? can’t I know you? it’s I know leaking it’s<br />
leaking because because there’s there’s water in water the<br />
bedroom in the bedroom even when even it’s when not<br />
it’s not raining. raining.<br />
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You<br />
know I don’t<br />
climb up that<br />
ladder anymore,<br />
Pussycakes!<br />
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I’m<br />
I’m<br />
a<br />
gardener<br />
now...<br />
oh<br />
yes,<br />
Pets, I<br />
know !<br />
I<br />
just wish<br />
you’d grow<br />
something<br />
else in your<br />
pots...<br />
...besides<br />
pot!<br />
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Like<br />
tomatos, for<br />
instance.<br />
Oh<br />
I miss<br />
tomatos!<br />
And...<br />
potatoes!<br />
Gratin<br />
dauphinois!<br />
Fromage<br />
Blanc!<br />
Chicken<br />
liver stuffed<br />
mushrooms!<br />
Camambert!<br />
Souffle!<br />
Oysters<br />
wrapped<br />
in crispy<br />
bacon...<br />
Foie<br />
gras!<br />
Ratatouille!<br />
Brie...<br />
and<br />
Brioche!<br />
Ooo!<br />
And peach peach<br />
W Waldorf<br />
salad!
Modernity in your kitchen &<br />
More and more<br />
archiects recommend<br />
an open kitchen.<br />
The modern family loves to<br />
gather and watch T.V. in the<br />
evening.<br />
An open kitchen allows Mom<br />
to supervise without missing a<br />
beat in her dinner plan. Dad can<br />
recline and enjoy a Cuban cigar.<br />
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living room<br />
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PANTRY ESSENTIALS FOR<br />
A smokehouse hung with<br />
meat and game. In the root<br />
cellar, barrels of apples,<br />
bins of potatoes, shelves<br />
lined with preserves put<br />
up in season. In the days<br />
of our ancestors, that was<br />
a wonderful feeling. That<br />
was “food security”.<br />
Modernity has brought<br />
us ease and efficiency!<br />
With your refrigerator<br />
and advance scientific<br />
preservation methods, you<br />
can stock up on all your<br />
needs in one supermarket<br />
trip. Nowadays, the<br />
harvest is always in, the<br />
meats plentiful, the larder<br />
full.<br />
Today you can have true<br />
“food security”.<br />
Spices and condiments are a womans best friends<br />
in the kitchen. Her kitchen is her kingdom where<br />
she rules mightily! Bar-B-Q sauce! Cake mix! Corn<br />
syrup! Jellies!<br />
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THE BUSY HOUSEWIFE<br />
Always keep extras of your “Must have” cans!<br />
Stock up at your next supermarket visit! Peaches<br />
in syrup everyone loves!<br />
Coffee beans can be ground at a moment’s<br />
notice! A hard working husband’s favorite<br />
way to start the day and his favorite pickme-up<br />
after a long day at work.<br />
Just have him slip into his slippers and<br />
serve piping hot as he watches the latest<br />
news on TV!<br />
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When it comes to your pantry, no one knows<br />
Quick and easy offerings for any day of the week!<br />
Bright and dashing packagings! Your children’s<br />
favorite cereals and snacks!<br />
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Everybody loves fresh, home baked goods! Keep<br />
the ingredients handy and you will never need<br />
to worry about getting people around the table!<br />
Cookies are everyone’s favorites! Straight from the<br />
oven, crispy and hot! Self rising flour for that last<br />
minute coffee cake when your gusts announce late!<br />
You can never have too much of it! Quick muffins<br />
for bustling kids or angle food layer cake for<br />
afternoon gathering.
etter than you, what your family needs.<br />
For the little ones!,Our most cherished !<br />
Scrumptious purees and instant milk! Be sure to<br />
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Everything needed for a lovely ... for an impromptu evening gathering of friends! Instant fruit flavored<br />
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out into tall cocktail glasses and garnish with seasonal fruit and herbs!<br />
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10 Tier<br />
Jell O<br />
Symphotny<br />
Your family will cheer to see this creation on<br />
the dining table! The perfect centerpiece for a<br />
spring -garden- cocktail- sunset- party! They<br />
will love it! And don''’t be surprised to see a<br />
few jealous looks on the faces of your neighbor<br />
lady-friend’s. Now how about that?!<br />
Nana makes it as easy as snapping your fingers<br />
together. Just follow this step-by-step recipe<br />
and see for yourself!<br />
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Oh, and I’ve<br />
been thinking,<br />
Petro...<br />
been<br />
thinking about<br />
the renovation<br />
plans...<br />
HELLO?<br />
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If we<br />
move your<br />
sofa<br />
over<br />
to here<br />
Vicky!<br />
I was just<br />
thinking<br />
about you!<br />
then<br />
we can open<br />
the old door onto<br />
hunter’s shack, ...so<br />
he’s part of the family<br />
again. Since he moved<br />
in there it’s just<br />
not the same<br />
anymore.<br />
from<br />
here<br />
Mom!<br />
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oh<br />
yes! yes! a<br />
perfect day! ...And<br />
Hunter’s coming home<br />
today! I just know it!<br />
and I’m<br />
making<br />
my famous<br />
goulash...<br />
No,<br />
Hunter will<br />
be bringing<br />
the meat...<br />
Mom.<br />
Mom!<br />
Is<br />
that you<br />
Skylar? I could<br />
swear! Your voice<br />
is starting to<br />
change, ha<br />
ha<br />
Who’s<br />
the kid<br />
Nanna?<br />
What’s<br />
the time<br />
Mom?<br />
Can’t<br />
fuckin’ see<br />
5 feet ahead<br />
of me<br />
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Table and wall models.<br />
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I<br />
just picked<br />
me up some<br />
new specs at the<br />
mall, now I can’t<br />
fuckin’ find<br />
them<br />
The<br />
The time<br />
time<br />
honey? It’s...<br />
honey? It’s... it’s<br />
it’s nine!<br />
nine!<br />
nine o’clock in the<br />
nine o’clock in the<br />
morning, sweet<br />
morning, sweet<br />
pea!<br />
pea!<br />
Are you<br />
sure it’s<br />
nine?<br />
MOM!<br />
BELL TELEPHONE SYSTEM<br />
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I<br />
could use<br />
some fuckin’<br />
decent... some<br />
fuckin’ decent<br />
cigarettes...<br />
My<br />
clock<br />
stopped and I<br />
was counting the<br />
hours since<br />
Hunter left.<br />
Oh,<br />
it’s nine,<br />
ten or eleven...<br />
one of those,<br />
sweetheart.<br />
...and<br />
a case of<br />
some good<br />
vintage rye.<br />
rye.<br />
Which<br />
one<br />
Mom? !<br />
Keep<br />
quiet now,<br />
Skylar. Can’t<br />
you see I’m on<br />
the phone?<br />
Of<br />
course<br />
it’s all fuckin’<br />
vintageeverything<br />
by<br />
now.<br />
There’s<br />
nobody<br />
there,<br />
mom.<br />
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You’re<br />
just<br />
talking<br />
to your<br />
self.
and<br />
you should<br />
see my new<br />
French doors!<br />
and...<br />
A few<br />
bottles...<br />
that’s all I<br />
asked for<br />
and<br />
my new<br />
bay windows!<br />
and my new<br />
French colonial<br />
fireplace<br />
Ha<br />
ha ha! No!<br />
Not Petro... He... he<br />
doesn’t leave the sofa<br />
much lately... Hunter put<br />
them in for me! and you<br />
should have seen<br />
how fast!<br />
All my<br />
life you tell<br />
me it’s 1969 but I<br />
counted already 365<br />
days four times and<br />
you still say it’s<br />
1969...<br />
No, No, not<br />
since not since Petro<br />
Petro lost lost the o<br />
tugboat<br />
I didn’t<br />
fuckin’ lose<br />
that tug!<br />
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‘Twas<br />
‘Twas a<br />
a fuckin’<br />
fuckin’ ripping<br />
ripping storm!<br />
storm! Nearly<br />
Nearly ripped the<br />
ripped the whole<br />
whole fuckin’<br />
fuckin’ island out<br />
island out of it’s<br />
of it’s socket<br />
socket<br />
It<br />
has to<br />
be at least<br />
1973, Mom.<br />
At least!<br />
Yes!<br />
Cocktails<br />
on Sunday!<br />
Fantastic,<br />
Sally. Bye<br />
now.<br />
You<br />
lost the<br />
tug, barge, babe.<br />
babe.<br />
You<br />
forgot to<br />
chain it.<br />
Hunter can’t<br />
go go shopping till<br />
he till he fixes fixes up up the the old<br />
motor old boat... boat... I have I have a a<br />
shopping list a for mile him<br />
a mile long. long.<br />
Shhh!<br />
I hear<br />
something... 1980<br />
Mom?<br />
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Meanwhile<br />
we have to eat,<br />
Babe. If you go down<br />
and fix it, you can...<br />
Hunter can...Baby Food<br />
food is all is gone, all gone, you<br />
you know. know.<br />
1980,<br />
mom?<br />
Mom, you<br />
hear me?<br />
Shhh...<br />
shut up!<br />
Hunter<br />
says oil is<br />
low And I need<br />
paste... Tomato<br />
paste and...<br />
anchovies...<br />
shut<br />
the fuck<br />
up!<br />
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Holy<br />
shit... it’s<br />
code!<br />
It’s<br />
fuckin<br />
code Nanna!<br />
This could<br />
be IT!<br />
Mom?<br />
Aah,<br />
what’s<br />
the fuckin’<br />
point?<br />
Fff....<br />
I’ll<br />
just... I’ll I’ll<br />
just just get get me<br />
me a a drop drop<br />
of...<br />
for<br />
shit’sake!<br />
Oaah, The<br />
the fuckin’<br />
back...<br />
Nanna!<br />
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For the handyman<br />
Remodel an old fireplace in one weekend!<br />
In only a day or two you could have the fireplace mantel of your dreams!<br />
Even the novice! With a little elbow grease and guidance from the experts!<br />
1 Measure<br />
2 Glue<br />
3 Clamp 4 Dry<br />
Before...<br />
5 Chisel 6 paint!<br />
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224<br />
After:
Hey Hey<br />
Nanna! Na<br />
nna!<br />
What’s<br />
What’s<br />
wrong<br />
wrong with<br />
with this one<br />
this one Nanna...<br />
Nanna... He<br />
He never goes<br />
never goes<br />
outside<br />
outside<br />
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And<br />
why didja<br />
have to go and<br />
cut his hair like that?<br />
Looks like a... like a<br />
little square, like one<br />
of them fuckin’<br />
politicians..<br />
You’re<br />
funny,<br />
Pets. Ha<br />
ha ha<br />
You’re<br />
the one who<br />
taught him how to<br />
read and all that,<br />
Babe...<br />
Gives<br />
me the<br />
freakin’ hives<br />
just looking<br />
at him...<br />
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Untrue,<br />
pussycakes,<br />
Pussycakes.<br />
Untrue! untrue!<br />
The<br />
kid<br />
taught it to<br />
himself!<br />
I<br />
just...<br />
I<br />
just...<br />
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Ahh!<br />
There it is!<br />
that sunshine<br />
of yours,<br />
Babe!<br />
228
The Home Brewer's Guide<br />
to Beer Making<br />
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I just did<br />
some ABC’s<br />
with him... when<br />
he was a<br />
baby...<br />
Next<br />
thing you<br />
know ...<br />
Next<br />
thing you<br />
know, he goes<br />
and shoves his head<br />
up a book’s ass and<br />
doesn’t come out<br />
for... for...<br />
Seven<br />
or eight<br />
or howevr<br />
many fuckin’<br />
years!<br />
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A<br />
waste of<br />
time, the written<br />
word, if you ask<br />
me. Never made<br />
anyone any<br />
smarter.<br />
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WRRAAAH!<br />
Sure<br />
hits the<br />
spot<br />
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Hey<br />
Kiddo!<br />
Hey<br />
Kiddo!<br />
What’s<br />
your<br />
name?<br />
haha<br />
Ha ha-<br />
-ha! I I just<br />
asked the kid<br />
“what’s your<br />
name”<br />
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Wanna wanna<br />
slug from of<br />
Pete’s famous<br />
brew?<br />
C’mon,<br />
kid!<br />
It’ll<br />
put some<br />
hairs on your<br />
chest!<br />
It’s<br />
A FIGURE<br />
OF SPEECH<br />
kiddo, just a<br />
a figure of<br />
speech!<br />
But I<br />
don’t WANT<br />
hairs on my<br />
chest...<br />
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Leave him alone, Pets.<br />
what’s that, pussycakes?<br />
I said, Let him be!!<br />
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Whatever you say,<br />
Pussycakes.<br />
SCIENCE CORNER<br />
ULTRA FERTILITY in the face of<br />
extinction may occur as a gene<br />
mutation, a defense mechanism<br />
in mammalian species facing<br />
extinction.<br />
THE KING TESTES, as they<br />
have been affectinately named by<br />
scientists, have been found in the<br />
north arctic and sub-Sahara region<br />
in hares, deer and some rodents.<br />
Standard male<br />
The ultra fertile male<br />
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That’s<br />
right! Go on!<br />
Run to your<br />
Mamma,<br />
KCHOP!<br />
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Big<br />
baby...<br />
Fuckin’<br />
big babies<br />
the lot of<br />
them!<br />
Sheesh!<br />
Sheesh! Fuck!<br />
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Salute!<br />
Ahh..<br />
Nanna, I<br />
think I just burnt<br />
a hole in the<br />
sofa...<br />
Fuckin’<br />
cocksuckking Fuckin’<br />
cocksuckking<br />
bastards!<br />
Should’ve... bastards<br />
<strong>Volume</strong> <strong>One</strong> / <strong>ISNESS</strong><br />
Should’ve<br />
left the world<br />
exactly the way it<br />
fucking it fucking was.<br />
was.<br />
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Fun & Easy Dolls to Make<br />
(Continued from page 144)<br />
KCHOP!<br />
KCHOP!<br />
KCHOP!<br />
KCHOP!<br />
240
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
KCHOP!<br />
FUCK<br />
FUCK YOU, YOU,<br />
FUCK YOU<br />
and<br />
FUCK FUCKYOU! YOU!<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
CHOP<br />
Can’t<br />
Can’t stand<br />
stand looking<br />
looking out into<br />
out into that<br />
that fucking desert<br />
fucking desert<br />
anymore.<br />
anymore.<br />
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With modern formaica countertops<br />
Look<br />
Look on<br />
on the bright<br />
the bright side,<br />
side, babe...<br />
Babe... We are<br />
We are the richest<br />
the richest people<br />
people in the<br />
in the world<br />
world now...<br />
now...<br />
The new kitchen offers<br />
more convenience!<br />
Overhead cabinets are easy to<br />
reach and keep your groceries<br />
fresh and dry. Celadon and<br />
pink rose make a cheerful color<br />
scheme that will brighten up your<br />
day.<br />
...kitchen work is a breeze!<br />
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Yeah Babe!<br />
The fuckin’<br />
richest<br />
people<br />
in the<br />
galaxy!<br />
Own our<br />
own smokin’<br />
planet...<br />
mortgage<br />
free!<br />
I can’t stop<br />
thinking about it,<br />
Nanna, you know?<br />
Whenever I try to look<br />
ahead, all I can see is the<br />
past... It’s like a movie that<br />
won’t stop playing in my<br />
head, over and over...<br />
We faught so hard to<br />
change the world...<br />
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We fought like crazy to change the world...<br />
Ha-ha! Now there’s no world to fuckin’<br />
change... no world to fuckin’...<br />
CIVIL RIGHTS!<br />
Fuckin’ womens’ liberation... what a<br />
fuckin’ shitload of mambo-jumbo...<br />
Talk about rights!... all sounds like<br />
fuckin’ whiny baby-talk from<br />
where I’m sitting now...<br />
vietnam sky reddish?<br />
Not one good peace<br />
maker... and no<br />
fuckin’ good war<br />
makers either, for<br />
that matter...<br />
BUT EVERYBODY<br />
HAD TO HAVE THEIR<br />
FUCKIN’ RIGHTS!<br />
And while we’re all whining like<br />
babies, beating off to our own<br />
tambourines, the freakin’ commies...<br />
the freakin’ commies who don’t give a<br />
shit about fuckin rights... they had us<br />
all for breakfast and the allies for<br />
lunch and themselves for<br />
dessert!...<br />
Fuck...<br />
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Yeah, Babe!<br />
you and me Babe...
Soup and a sandwich<br />
It’s the lunch that takes 4 minutes to prepare and makes you feel<br />
good No other dish tastes quite like Cannablle’s<br />
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Now<br />
who’s<br />
this one,<br />
Nanna?<br />
Can’t fuckin’<br />
see five feet<br />
ahead of<br />
me...<br />
Everything’s<br />
moving.<br />
Can’t get<br />
peace<br />
and quiet<br />
here<br />
anymore.<br />
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Can’t<br />
do it<br />
anymore.<br />
Can’t go<br />
crawling<br />
‘round the<br />
streets fighting<br />
the fuckin’ racoons<br />
for another can of<br />
dog food...<br />
Tripping on all the dead<br />
motherfuckers...<br />
Going through their<br />
fuckin’<br />
infested<br />
closets...<br />
It fuckin’<br />
gets to me,<br />
you know,<br />
Babe?<br />
I just keep<br />
hoping the<br />
doors will<br />
swing open<br />
one day and<br />
everyone will<br />
come waltzing<br />
back in...<br />
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Easy Gardening<br />
Secure healthy seeds<br />
Find soil with no sand in it<br />
Watch as the seedlings sprout!<br />
248
After a short time in the<br />
nursery your plants will be<br />
ready to transplant to a flower<br />
bed outdoors. The careful<br />
transplantation is the key to a<br />
young plant’s success.<br />
Choose the garden setting of<br />
your choice! The veranda,<br />
old fashioned country-porch<br />
or even Italian Renaissance<br />
and water every day!<br />
Renaissance!Water every day.<br />
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All washed<br />
up.<br />
that’s<br />
it.<br />
All<br />
washed<br />
up is what<br />
we are.<br />
250
251
Makes laundry-day your easy-day.<br />
Before<br />
after<br />
Nothing like heavy-duty Gold Power to get<br />
out even the worst kind of dirt! Works great<br />
with cold water and germproofs, too!<br />
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253
Hey<br />
Lars! You<br />
got lices!<br />
BIG ONES!<br />
Ha<br />
ha!<br />
Gotcha!<br />
Look!<br />
Hunter’s<br />
coming!<br />
Really?<br />
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Hey!<br />
You’re<br />
blocking my<br />
sun! My plants<br />
need the<br />
sun!<br />
They<br />
got the<br />
whole front wall<br />
smashed out like it<br />
was hit by a... ...by<br />
a fucki’n daisy<br />
cutter...<br />
...but they<br />
still have<br />
to use MY<br />
window!<br />
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Pachouli<br />
Rose-<br />
Blossom! I want<br />
you to launder<br />
the fine baby<br />
linens! !<br />
Jeez!<br />
Jeez!<br />
Nanna,<br />
Nanna,<br />
wontcha<br />
wontcha<br />
lookat<br />
lookat<br />
this one<br />
this<br />
one<br />
Oyeah? oyeah? I<br />
did it already,<br />
Nanna. Did did it<br />
and hanged<br />
it.<br />
And<br />
clean out<br />
the washing<br />
machine with<br />
Pine-Sol.<br />
The<br />
washing<br />
machine<br />
don’t dont work,<br />
Nanna.<br />
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Pachouli!<br />
Biggest<br />
darn thing I<br />
ever pulled out<br />
of my body. it’s the<br />
size of a... it’s a<br />
fuckin’ boulder!<br />
Cohhhmin’!<br />
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SCIENCE<br />
THE COMMON COLD<br />
258
Household cleaning<br />
goes easier, faster<br />
with PINE-SOL<br />
Safer, too...<br />
Kills 99% of all Household<br />
Germs!<br />
259
260
What You Need<br />
1<br />
2<br />
7<br />
3<br />
6 5 4<br />
All you need is a little know how to get glowing for spring! You start with a face-to-face look<br />
in your mirror. 1. Base everything on sheerer-than-sheer foundation, Velessence, by Charles<br />
of the Ritz. 2. You’ll stain, not color, lips with Christian Dior #2. 3.Lips must really shine;<br />
Christian dior #1 transparent gloss. 4. “Q-Tips” cotton swabs, Kleenex tissues and soft<br />
cotton balls are your new best beauty friends. 5. Cream on Clairol’s Blush rouge. 6. Darken<br />
lashes with black Aziza Brush-on mascara. 7. Lip DEW by Helena Rubinstein. Orbital Glint<br />
and Orbital Glow tint #3.<br />
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Ten Tier Jell-O Symphony (Continued from page 211)<br />
What makes a main dish something<br />
to remember? Intriguing and unusual<br />
flavors... Colorful choices... Presentation!<br />
Be sure to plan yous stacking order well<br />
ahead of time.You can use any Jell-O<br />
mold or bundt cake pan! They come in<br />
many fetching forms and sizes.<br />
Stack and study your Jell-O molds and<br />
pans. When you test-stack your molds<br />
stand back and examine them:<br />
Are they tapering off gradually?<br />
Do they sit atop each other snugly?<br />
A fancy cake stand will enhance your<br />
creation.<br />
Ingredients:<br />
100 packets of unflavored Jell-O<br />
1 Can of cooked of carrots<br />
1 Can of condensed milk<br />
1 Can cooked of Spam<br />
1 Jar of pimento olives<br />
1 Can of tomato sauce<br />
1 Can of cooked string beans<br />
1Jar of pimento peppers<br />
1 Can of cooked spinach<br />
1 Can of sardines<br />
1 Can of pineapples<br />
1 Can of cooked beets<br />
1 Can of golden corn<br />
1 Can of black olives<br />
1 Can of kidney beans<br />
1 Can of peas<br />
1 Can of mushrooms<br />
1 Can of Spaghettios<br />
For garnishing:<br />
1 Can of pickles<br />
1 Can of tomato paste<br />
1 jar of mayonnaise<br />
LAYER ONE:<br />
Milk, ham carrots and pimento olives.<br />
Dissolve 10 gelatin packets in 6 cups of<br />
boiling water.<br />
the gelatin to absorb the juices of the<br />
spinach before adding 4 cups of boiling<br />
water. Mix and put aside to set. In your<br />
next pan, arrange the strips pimentos<br />
vertically all around. When the spinach<br />
and gelatin mix is partially set, gently<br />
pour into the pan to the top. Return to<br />
the refrigerator to complete the setting.<br />
LAYER FOUR:<br />
Sardines. Pour 10 packetts of Mixed<br />
Vegetable Flavored Jell-O over 6 cups of<br />
boiling water. Mix until dissolved and<br />
refrigerate until partially set. When the<br />
mixure reaches the texture of pudding,<br />
lighty rinse the sardines and place them<br />
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Don’t hesitate to sketch your layer-plan.<br />
Why not? It is a wonderful opportunity<br />
to pick up on your drawing and painting<br />
skills and the kids may join in the fun<br />
too! Now how about that?<br />
Gradually add the condensed milk.<br />
Refrigerate for about 40 minutes or until<br />
the mixture has the texture of porridge.<br />
Slice the pimento olives horizontally and<br />
cube the Spam. Fold them into the milk<br />
and gelatin together with the carrots,<br />
taking care to press some against the<br />
sides of your pan. This will assure you<br />
that lovely decorative look! Return to the<br />
refrigerator to complete the setting.<br />
LAYER TWO:<br />
Tomato sauce and string beans. Sprinkle<br />
10 packs of Seasoned Tomato Jell-O onto<br />
the combined contents of the tomato<br />
sauce cans. Allow the gelatin to absorb<br />
the juices of the tomatos before adding 4<br />
cups of boiling water. Mix and put aside<br />
to set. In your next pan, arrange the cut<br />
beans vertically all around. When the<br />
tomato sauce and gelatin mix are partially<br />
set, gently fill the pan to the top.<br />
Remember to leave some for Layer six!<br />
Return to the refrigerator to complete<br />
the setting.<br />
LAYER THREE:<br />
Spinach and pimentos. Sprinkle 10 packs<br />
of Celery Jell-O onto the combinped<br />
contents of the spinach cans. Allow<br />
into the mixture.<br />
Arrange them to all be facing the same<br />
direction for a pleasing result.<br />
Continued on page 274
FUN pAGES<br />
for boys and girls!<br />
for young and old!<br />
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M eadow<br />
Where is<br />
Tarmac<br />
HOUSE<br />
Beach<br />
Draw a line connecting each of our friends<br />
to their place on the island.<br />
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everyone?<br />
b l ack fo r est<br />
Cam p<br />
Glacier Mou ntai n<br />
H ig h Cli ffs<br />
Route to th e Mai n lan d<br />
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Lilly plays on the beach. What a beautiful day!<br />
Continued on page 274
FUN pAGES<br />
<strong>Volume</strong> <strong>One</strong> / <strong>ISNESS</strong><br />
for boys and girls!<br />
for young and old!<br />
Time to pack for a road trip. A tidy boy knows how!<br />
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FOR THE YOUNG SCIENTIST<br />
Draw a line connecting each SLIDE to it’s MICROSCOPIC VIEW .<br />
270
Make your own flip-book, and watch these pictures come to life! See instructions on the other side.<br />
1<br />
6<br />
11<br />
Staple here<br />
2<br />
7<br />
12<br />
3<br />
8<br />
13<br />
4<br />
9<br />
14<br />
5<br />
10<br />
15<br />
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17<br />
18<br />
19<br />
20<br />
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Flip Book Instructions:<br />
1) Cut along the lines 2) Sort by the numbers<br />
3) Staple<br />
4) Flip!<br />
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What’s hiding in this picture? Connect the dots to find out.<br />
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These common household products are missing something . . .<br />
Cut along the dotted lines and paste in the<br />
correct item
Have fun reading with your pre-school child! While you read the words,<br />
have them “read” the pictures.<br />
Can’t do it anymore.<br />
Can’t around the streets fighting<br />
the fuckin’ for another can of .<br />
Tripping on all the motherfuckers...<br />
Going through their infested .<br />
It fuckin’ gets to me.<br />
You know, ?<br />
I just keep thinking the will swing<br />
open one fine and everyone will<br />
come back in...<br />
goes by... How long, ?<br />
No fuckin’ idea... I still can’t fuckin’<br />
believe it.<br />
*Studies show that teaching your child to read early, will place them at the top of their class!
THE CAST & THE CREW<br />
Stavit Allweis / Writer, director etc.<br />
Stavit Allweis is an Israeli-born, New York-based visual<br />
artist who’s journey has taken her from stills to moving<br />
image. Allweis received her BFA in graphic design from<br />
Bezalel Academy, Israel, and her MFA in painting from<br />
Columbia University in New York.<br />
Christine Osterman / Actor<br />
A full-time Associate member of the Wooster Group<br />
from 1983-1993, appearing in LSD (Just the High<br />
Points...), Frank Dell’s Temptations of St. Anthony, the<br />
original production of North Atlantic, and Brace Up.<br />
She also appeared in the work of John Jesurun, Richard<br />
Foreman, Jeff Weiss, Fiona Templeton and George<br />
Osterman and Richard Maxwell.<br />
Thomas Regan /<br />
Actor<br />
Thomas J F Regan III<br />
has been a producer at<br />
Manhattan Neighborhood<br />
Network and a Professor<br />
for the City University<br />
of New York for over 25<br />
years. In addition, he<br />
has been a performer (in<br />
America and Europe) for<br />
half a century. He recently<br />
portrayed Sigmund Freud<br />
at the Leo Baeck Institute<br />
for Jewish/German<br />
Culture in conjunction<br />
with the Swiss DADA<br />
Anniversary.<br />
Lee Sebastiany /<br />
Actor<br />
A New York actor<br />
who’s credits include<br />
Oshun, A Season in<br />
the Congo, The Art of<br />
Gingerbread (Lower<br />
East Side Festival),<br />
Uncle Tom, Uncle Ben<br />
and the Rest (DC Fringe<br />
Festival). Television<br />
appearances include<br />
The Good Wife (CBS),<br />
PanAM (ABC), Rescue<br />
Me (FX), Forensic Files<br />
(TruTV) and Regional<br />
commercials.<br />
Stephanie DeLatour / Actor<br />
A descendent of multiple cultures, Stephanie focuses<br />
her career on the same principle of diversity. Both on<br />
stage and screen she seeks new ways to explore her<br />
boundaries as an actor. After she recieved her BFA from<br />
a conservatory in Florida, Stephanie adopted New York<br />
as her city and filmmaking as her artform.<br />
Toby Levin / Actor<br />
Toby Levin is a Brooklyn-based actor and playwright.<br />
His stage credits include River of Tides at Pace University<br />
and Stardust at Turtle Shell Productions. Screen credits<br />
include Tinted Windows and Empire, a web based soap<br />
opera. Toby’s play, This Quiet House , was a semi-finalist<br />
at The Strawberry <strong>One</strong>-Act festival.<br />
Catriona Rubenis-Stevens/ Actor<br />
Catriona Rubenis-Stevens was born and raised in<br />
the middle of England, in a small quaint town called<br />
Willenhall. There she discovered her love for the stage<br />
at 3 years old, through dancing and voice classes. Fast<br />
forward and she is a New York actor, producer and<br />
director with at least 30 film and theatre projects behind<br />
her. Many of them have received prestegious awards.<br />
James Allerdyce /<br />
Actor<br />
James Allerdyce originally<br />
hails from “the weirdest<br />
state” of Florida where he<br />
earned his Bachelor of Fine<br />
Arts in Theater from New<br />
World School of the Arts<br />
Conservatory in Miami. He<br />
came to NYC as an actor<br />
performing for a number<br />
of years in theater, movies,<br />
and TV episodes, before<br />
jumping to the other side of<br />
the camera as a Writer and<br />
Director.<br />
Lelo Lourenzo / photography<br />
Photographer and musician and native of Sao Paulo,<br />
Brazil, where he lives now. Lelo spent his time in New<br />
York as camera man on several projects. Among them<br />
Broken Clouds and Benevolence. He also worked as a<br />
graphic designer and was drummer for the band Folding<br />
Legs.
A l e x a n d r a<br />
Ceribelli / Prop<br />
Master<br />
Artist and chef<br />
She is currently studying<br />
at The Culinary Institute<br />
of America.<br />
Kimberly Boldrini /photography<br />
A native New Yorker specializing in music documentary<br />
and intimate art, film, and music video productions.<br />
She loves capturing the essence of a person/event. Kim<br />
is also a licensed Acupuncturist and uses similar skills<br />
healing her patients. Kim now spends much of her day<br />
in her new role as a mother of a wonderfully cheery and<br />
playful little boy named Oliver.<br />
Mia Bauman/<br />
Makeup & SFX<br />
Mia is a professional<br />
makeup artist who<br />
loves the art of<br />
painting faces. She has<br />
found herself on sets<br />
of films, music videos,<br />
fashion photogrphy<br />
and commercials too<br />
numerous to list here.<br />
Jennifer Storch / Lights & Photography<br />
Brooklyn based photographer, musician, artist and<br />
bartender. Jen stumbled onto our set and turned our low<br />
budget lighting predicament into a Rembrandt ...<br />
Her own documentations from the set make a ...<br />
Arielle Toelke / Special Effects<br />
Arielle works primarily in film and television, but gets<br />
the odd theater projects once in a while. Slit throat for<br />
Dr. Zhivago for example. Career highlights include<br />
sculpting and fabricating alien Gaga heads for Lady<br />
Gaga’s Born This Way music video and a three seasons<br />
as Makeup Department Head on Netflix’s Unbreakable<br />
Kimmy Schmidt.<br />
Amanda Ryan<br />
Makeup & Hair<br />
Cristina Atkin<br />
/Special Effects<br />
Hiroe Goto / Special Effects<br />
Schooled in Japan, Canada and the UK, Hiroe arrived<br />
in the U.S. skilled as Sculptor, SFX artist, maker of stopmotion<br />
puppets, models, makeup appliances and props.<br />
After a stint in New York she moved to L.A. to positions<br />
at Bix Pix, Entertainment and Atlantic West Effects.<br />
Currently she works as sole puppet and set sculptor for<br />
Tumble Leaf, an award winning show for preschoolers.<br />
Lee Peterkin/<br />
Cinematography<br />
Los Angeles based<br />
filmmaker, with a<br />
degree in filmmaking<br />
and theater from the<br />
University of South<br />
Carolina. Lee has<br />
amassed many credits<br />
since in New York and<br />
LA as director, writer<br />
and cinematographer.<br />
In his capacity as<br />
cinematographer Lee<br />
has worked on passion<br />
projects as well as many<br />
commercial projects for<br />
large companies such as<br />
BabyBjörn, McDonalds,<br />
and Seamless(dot com)<br />
Zoola Peleg / Herself<br />
Zoola secured her role in Isness by presenting herself<br />
for an unsolicited audition and ravishing us with her<br />
amazing improvisation skills. Her natural demeanor<br />
pushed everyones performance to the next level and for<br />
this we are forever grateful to her. When not acting, she<br />
loves to sleep or chase squirrels.<br />
Michael Calloway / Costume Design<br />
In his designs, Michael uses desconstructed, vintage and<br />
found objects that result in super avant garde, one-of-akind<br />
pieces of wearable art. Think: outsider-art as fashion.<br />
Advised and mentored for many years by designer Koos<br />
Van Den Akker, he has been featured in Vogue Italy<br />
and his designs sold at select avant-garde boutiques and<br />
directly to private collectors.<br />
Nachshon Peleg /<br />
Technical Support<br />
Israeli born industial<br />
designer, business owner<br />
and problem solver. As<br />
husband of Isness’ creator<br />
Stavit Allweis, Nachshon<br />
was frequently asked to<br />
contribute from his wide<br />
array of skills. Electrical<br />
riggering digital media<br />
managment and driving<br />
were only a few of the<br />
ways he suported the<br />
production.
Contributers / Supporters / Consultants / Resources
McCall’s<br />
Isness Interns:<br />
Tami Kim is a graduate of Rhode Island<br />
School of Design where she obtained a<br />
bachelor’s degree focusing on animation,<br />
interactive technology, video graphics,<br />
special effects and llustration.<br />
Yunshu Chen has a graduate degree<br />
in communications desgn from Pratt<br />
Institute and a bachelor of Fine Arts in<br />
cartooning from the School of Visual<br />
Arts.<br />
Caia Benack studied illustration at<br />
the Rhode Island School of Design and<br />
works in NYC as a graphic designer and<br />
illustrator. She uses painting, sculpture,<br />
photography, and digital collage to make<br />
her work.<br />
Julia Rosenfeld received a Bachelor of<br />
Fine Arts Illustration from Rhode Island<br />
School of Design.<br />
Alec Stewart Alec Stewart is a Graphic<br />
Designer currently based in Providence,<br />
RI. He has a BFA from Rhode Island<br />
School of Design, and he specializes in<br />
web design, sound design, and print<br />
media.<br />
Rachel Hahn During her time at Rhode<br />
Island School of Design, Rachel Hahn<br />
has been exploring the intersections of<br />
illustration and fine art. She currently<br />
specializes in printmaking and painting,<br />
while a complementary practice of<br />
writing, reading and connection inform<br />
her pursuit of storytelling.
(Ten Tier Jello Symphony/Continued from page 264)<br />
LAYER FIVE:<br />
Pineapples and beats. Pour the juices<br />
from the pineapples and beats into a pot<br />
and bring to a boil. Sprinkle 10 packets<br />
of Italian Salad Flavored Jell-O onto the<br />
boiled mixture and allow to dissolve.<br />
Mix and refrigerate for about 40 minutes<br />
or until the mixture has the texture of<br />
pudding. Now you can slice the pineapple<br />
rings into halves and carefully set them<br />
in your next pan around the perimeter.<br />
Together with the red beet color this will<br />
create a lovely vision of many sunsets!<br />
Add all the beets behind the pineapples<br />
and pour the partially set jell-o mixture<br />
into the pan. Return to refrigerate.<br />
LAYER SIX:<br />
Tomato sauce. This mixture was<br />
prepared and set in a pan while making<br />
layer two.<br />
LAYER SEVEN:<br />
Corn, black olives and tomato sauce.<br />
Drain the corn, olives and pimentos and<br />
set in a bowl. Boil Sprinkle 6 packets<br />
of Celery Flavored Jell-O over 4 cups of<br />
boiled water. When dissolved, mix and<br />
refrigerate for about 40 minutes or until<br />
the mixture has the texture of slush.<br />
Pour the jell-O mixture over the corn,<br />
olives and pimentos. gently combine and<br />
return to refridgerate.<br />
LAYER EIGHT:<br />
Kidney beans and hotdogs. Drain the<br />
kidney beans and the hot dogs and<br />
place into the mold. Sprinkle 6 packets<br />
of Celery Flavored Jell-O over 4 cups of<br />
boiling water. When dissolved, mix and<br />
refrigerate for about 40 minutes or until<br />
the mixture has the texture of slush.<br />
Pour the jell-O mixture over the corn,<br />
olives and pimentos. gently combine and<br />
return to refridgerate.<br />
Peas and mushrooms. Drain the peas<br />
and the mushrooms and place into the<br />
mold. Sprinkle 6 packets of Mixed-Vegetables<br />
Flavored Jell-O over 4 cups of<br />
boiling water. When dissolved, mix and<br />
refrigerate for about 40 minutes or until<br />
the mixture has the texture of slush.<br />
Pour the jell-O mixture into the mold.<br />
gently combine and return to refridgerto<br />
safely release the jell-o from the molds:<br />
Fill a wide bowl with boiling water. Carefully<br />
suspend the bottom exterior of your<br />
mold in the hot water for 10 seconds. take<br />
care not to allow any water to flow over<br />
the sides and into the mold. Any spoilage<br />
would be disheartening! Use a knife to<br />
circle the rim of the Jell-O to separate<br />
its top edge from the pan. Lightly wet<br />
the surface of cake stand and turn it<br />
upside down on top of the mold. Hold<br />
both together and turn back over to the<br />
Now that you have created tour first<br />
Jell-O tower, there is no need to stop<br />
there! Let your imagination flow, and<br />
of course, you can vary and alternate<br />
your layers content as you please. What<br />
is in your pantry today? Here are some<br />
ingredients that work well for a sweet<br />
Ten Tier Jell-O Symphony. What could<br />
be lovelier for a child’s birthday?<br />
Cool Aid mixed in any flavor<br />
Condensed milk<br />
Canned peaches<br />
Canned pineapples<br />
Canned apricots<br />
Chocolate mix<br />
Cake mix<br />
Marshmellows<br />
Ladies Fingers<br />
Peanut butter<br />
Oreos<br />
Cereals of any kind<br />
Gummy candy<br />
Animal crackers<br />
Ding Dongs<br />
Bubble gum<br />
Necco candy<br />
Mars bars (Sliced!)<br />
Jelly beans<br />
Twizzlers<br />
And for garnishing, you can mix 1 jar of<br />
mayonnaise with contents of 4 packs of<br />
cherry flavored Cool Aid !<br />
LAYER NINE:<br />
upright position. Your beautiful, formrd<br />
Jell-O creation will slide out perfectly!! If<br />
it is a little shy or stubborn, just give it a<br />
gentle jiggle and TADA!<br />
For the following molds use a plate<br />
instead of the cake-stand and proceed to<br />
carefully transfey each unmolded layer<br />
by nand to its proper position on the<br />
tower.<br />
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Now that Jell-O has put salad flavors into gelatin<br />
. . . you can put anything into gelatin salads.<br />
Real salad flavors: Celery,<br />
Mixed Vegetables,<br />
and now Italian Salad<br />
and Seasoned Tomato.<br />
Get Jell-O Salad Gelatin,<br />
it’s the first and only<br />
gelatin created<br />
exclusivly for salads.<br />
<strong>Volume</strong> <strong>One</strong> / <strong>ISNESS</strong><br />
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The “Wonder Years,” one through twelve, are the formative years<br />
when you can do the most for your child’s growth<br />
During these years your children<br />
develop in many ways - actually<br />
grow to 90% of their adult<br />
height. to help make the most<br />
of their “Wonder Years,”<br />
serve them nutritious Wonder<br />
Bread. Every delicious slice<br />
is carefully enriched with foods<br />
for body and mind. So make<br />
the most of their “Wonder Years.”<br />
Serve Wonder Bread - for<br />
enjoyment, for enrichment.<br />
Helps build strong bodies 12 ways!<br />
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