Viva Brighton Issue #66 August 2018

BITS AND MOGS
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CATS SEEKING LAPS #3
Opinionated Lady Seeks Suitable
Accommodation with Human Servant
Name: Gem.
Age: 14,
Height: 30cm (to tip of ears).
Occupation: Kept woman.
Me: Fit, height/weight appropriate lady with sexy
captivating eyes and short tortie fur. Non-smoker.
Seeking long-term relationship. I’m recently
widowed, grew up in Brighton and had my kittens
13 years ago. It’s a bit shocking to find myself at
Raystede after a lifetime with the same man, but
I’m getting back into the re-homing game because
you’re never too old to find a new furever home.
Interests: Lap management, lunching, the thrill
of the hunt, gravel, staycations, binge-watching,
practised looks of disdain, the company of men.
Dislikes: Nap disturbances, closed doors, age discrimination,
hikes, tiny humans, static electricity.
Seeking: Old-fashioned gent who opens doors for
a lady, calm lifestyle, loyal, strings attached, dog
negotiable. Must speak Feline and know your way
around a can opener. Cammie Toloui
Find Gem and her many feline friends at Raystede
Centre for Animal Welfare. All their animals are vet
checked, microchipped and character assessed, and
Raystede provide life-long support and advice for
their rescued animals. raystede.org
Poto by Cammie Toloui, cammietoloui.com
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