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Samson visits the barber<br />
A man walked into a bar carrying a<br />
big piece of asphalt under his arm.<br />
“I’ll have a pint for myself, please,”<br />
he said, “and one for the road.”<br />
“Has your son decided what he<br />
wants to be when he grows up?,”<br />
the man asked his friend.<br />
“A dustbinman,” he replied.<br />
“That’s unusual,” said the man.<br />
“Not really,” his friend said,<br />
“He thinks they only work on<br />
Tuesdays!”<br />
Who was<br />
the greatest<br />
comedian<br />
in the<br />
Bible?<br />
Samson –<br />
he brought<br />
the<br />
house<br />
down!<br />
Where do you<br />
buy a cow?<br />
From a cattlelog!<br />
What gets<br />
wetter the more<br />
it dries?<br />
A towel!<br />
Why was it so<br />
windy inside<br />
the football<br />
ground?<br />
There were so<br />
many fans!<br />
What did the<br />
duck say when<br />
he bought<br />
some lipstick?<br />
Put it on my bill!<br />
What do you<br />
call two birds in<br />
love?<br />
Tweethearts!<br />
Fun and Laughs<br />
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Electrical Installations<br />
17th Edition<br />
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