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T h e O l d S t a t i o n e r - N o 8 7<br />

The second question is really the more fundamental. What<br />

events would members and eligible non-members find attractive?<br />

Some of this is important fine-tuning, e.g. lunch or dinner,<br />

venues, etc. If not enough people turn up at the Imperial<br />

lunches, do we stop them, or perhaps we change the venue and<br />

have more of them? In this way we can have different formats,<br />

some more formal than others and cater for smaller numbers, but<br />

frequently. The real issues are what new events are needed: do<br />

we do more with the Stationers’ Company, either at the Hall or<br />

joining wider Company events (note that only about 10% of<br />

OSA members are also Company members); do we develop<br />

activities where our partners are welcome (possibly a summer<br />

event at the Hall); do we organise trips/visits (e.g. day at the<br />

Races, day at Lords, “behind the scenes visits”, etc.); is there an<br />

appetite for more social events (e.g. countryside ramble, afternoon<br />

tea, garden party, etc.)?<br />

My email address is at the front of the magazine. I would<br />

welcome and appreciate your response, thoughts and ideas on the<br />

way forward: it is your Association.<br />

Peter Winter<br />

ANNUAL DINNER 2018- Stationers’ Hall – Friday 24th March 2017<br />

The Worshipful Company of Stationers and Newspaper Makers and the Old Stationers’ Association<br />

Master, Clerk, President, gentlemen,<br />

Good evening, and thank you Peter for inviting me to say a few<br />

words about yourself tonight.<br />

Unfortunately as I am sure that you now realise that was a<br />

mistake in providing me with an opportunity for revenge.<br />

Gentlemen let me explain, what you will be unaware of is that<br />

Peter on a number of occasions has spoken for me at similar<br />

events to tonight and to say the least has been somewhat unkind.<br />

On one occasion informing the attendees of my development<br />

into a property magnet which I achieved by means of four<br />

divorces and the subsequent result of being the proud owner of<br />

half a house on each occasion. No wonder women found me<br />

attractive, for one night only of course.<br />

I have known Peter since the 1980s having met through our<br />

connections in the paper trade. Peter worked on the mill<br />

producing side of the business whilst I was the middle-man or<br />

paper merchant buying from the mills and selling it on to<br />

printers, publishers and the like.<br />

But what I would like to briefly talk to you about tonight are<br />

Peter’s interests outside of work.<br />

Music and entertainment have always played a very big part in<br />

Peter’s life and he has taken part in a number of lack of talent<br />

competitions.<br />

But how did it all start?<br />

Well gentlemen, he took part, he performed to the best of his<br />

ability and he won.<br />

I know what you are thinking, how poor was the competition?<br />

Glynis forgave him and did not throw him out.<br />

To top things off in the audience was a tv talent scout.<br />

I am sure that, like me, you remember the Saturday night talent<br />

spotting show New Faces which was hosted amongst others by<br />

Clifford Davis and the record producer Mickie Most.<br />

The talent spotter at Gillingham was from the show and Peter<br />

was invited to take part the year 1976.<br />

He sang, played guitar and did the odd impression which<br />

enabled him to fill his 3 minute slot, a similar period of time he<br />

offorded his long suffering wife in their occasional more<br />

intimate moments.<br />

Sadly the clapometer which if you remember was the machine<br />

Guest speaker, Andy Thompson<br />

which judged the audiences reaction to the contestants<br />

performance, unfortunately did not recognise Peters talent as it<br />

registered extremely low on the Richter Scale. Peter left the then<br />

ATV studios in Birmingham a not-so-creditable last having been<br />

beaten by a dancing horse, a singing parrot and a performing<br />

monkey. But Glynis felt he had done well and partially forgave<br />

him, so defeated yes, but deterred, no. And he continues to talk to<br />

himself today having very successfully failed on the football pitch.<br />

Peter’s desire to entertain remained and for a period of time the<br />

villages and greens of Rainham and Bexley Heath were unluckly<br />

enough to witness a sixty minutes or so performance of his<br />

greatest miss, weakest joke and out of tune guitar. What else<br />

could he do?<br />

After a while he saw the light and started to take a great interest<br />

in what he called his 7 inch growth.<br />

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