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T h e O l d S t a t i o n e r - N o 8 7<br />
The second question is really the more fundamental. What<br />
events would members and eligible non-members find attractive?<br />
Some of this is important fine-tuning, e.g. lunch or dinner,<br />
venues, etc. If not enough people turn up at the Imperial<br />
lunches, do we stop them, or perhaps we change the venue and<br />
have more of them? In this way we can have different formats,<br />
some more formal than others and cater for smaller numbers, but<br />
frequently. The real issues are what new events are needed: do<br />
we do more with the Stationers’ Company, either at the Hall or<br />
joining wider Company events (note that only about 10% of<br />
OSA members are also Company members); do we develop<br />
activities where our partners are welcome (possibly a summer<br />
event at the Hall); do we organise trips/visits (e.g. day at the<br />
Races, day at Lords, “behind the scenes visits”, etc.); is there an<br />
appetite for more social events (e.g. countryside ramble, afternoon<br />
tea, garden party, etc.)?<br />
My email address is at the front of the magazine. I would<br />
welcome and appreciate your response, thoughts and ideas on the<br />
way forward: it is your Association.<br />
Peter Winter<br />
ANNUAL DINNER 2018- Stationers’ Hall – Friday 24th March 2017<br />
The Worshipful Company of Stationers and Newspaper Makers and the Old Stationers’ Association<br />
Master, Clerk, President, gentlemen,<br />
Good evening, and thank you Peter for inviting me to say a few<br />
words about yourself tonight.<br />
Unfortunately as I am sure that you now realise that was a<br />
mistake in providing me with an opportunity for revenge.<br />
Gentlemen let me explain, what you will be unaware of is that<br />
Peter on a number of occasions has spoken for me at similar<br />
events to tonight and to say the least has been somewhat unkind.<br />
On one occasion informing the attendees of my development<br />
into a property magnet which I achieved by means of four<br />
divorces and the subsequent result of being the proud owner of<br />
half a house on each occasion. No wonder women found me<br />
attractive, for one night only of course.<br />
I have known Peter since the 1980s having met through our<br />
connections in the paper trade. Peter worked on the mill<br />
producing side of the business whilst I was the middle-man or<br />
paper merchant buying from the mills and selling it on to<br />
printers, publishers and the like.<br />
But what I would like to briefly talk to you about tonight are<br />
Peter’s interests outside of work.<br />
Music and entertainment have always played a very big part in<br />
Peter’s life and he has taken part in a number of lack of talent<br />
competitions.<br />
But how did it all start?<br />
Well gentlemen, he took part, he performed to the best of his<br />
ability and he won.<br />
I know what you are thinking, how poor was the competition?<br />
Glynis forgave him and did not throw him out.<br />
To top things off in the audience was a tv talent scout.<br />
I am sure that, like me, you remember the Saturday night talent<br />
spotting show New Faces which was hosted amongst others by<br />
Clifford Davis and the record producer Mickie Most.<br />
The talent spotter at Gillingham was from the show and Peter<br />
was invited to take part the year 1976.<br />
He sang, played guitar and did the odd impression which<br />
enabled him to fill his 3 minute slot, a similar period of time he<br />
offorded his long suffering wife in their occasional more<br />
intimate moments.<br />
Sadly the clapometer which if you remember was the machine<br />
Guest speaker, Andy Thompson<br />
which judged the audiences reaction to the contestants<br />
performance, unfortunately did not recognise Peters talent as it<br />
registered extremely low on the Richter Scale. Peter left the then<br />
ATV studios in Birmingham a not-so-creditable last having been<br />
beaten by a dancing horse, a singing parrot and a performing<br />
monkey. But Glynis felt he had done well and partially forgave<br />
him, so defeated yes, but deterred, no. And he continues to talk to<br />
himself today having very successfully failed on the football pitch.<br />
Peter’s desire to entertain remained and for a period of time the<br />
villages and greens of Rainham and Bexley Heath were unluckly<br />
enough to witness a sixty minutes or so performance of his<br />
greatest miss, weakest joke and out of tune guitar. What else<br />
could he do?<br />
After a while he saw the light and started to take a great interest<br />
in what he called his 7 inch growth.<br />
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