Viva Brighton Issue #71 January 2019
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BITS AND MOGS<br />
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CATS SEEKING LAPS #8<br />
Purrfect Cat Seeks Human to Own<br />
Name: Diva<br />
Age: 9 months<br />
Occupation: Kneady Lap Master<br />
Me: Everyone says I’m demanding, but I’m<br />
really just a super-friendly kitty who wants<br />
to be around you and on you a LOT. I mean,<br />
why wouldn’t you want to cuddle me all day?<br />
Love me, stroke me, let me warm your lap but<br />
then, sorry, I might suddenly decide I’ve had<br />
enough and give you a little swipe of my paw,<br />
because sometimes a girl needs her space. As<br />
my name suggests, I’m funny that way. But<br />
mostly I’ll follow you around wanting to play<br />
and be worshipped.<br />
Interests: You. Me. Your undivided attention.<br />
Seeking: Comfy home with doting humans<br />
and possibly a friendly dog to cuddle and play<br />
with. Must be available at all hours to open<br />
doors for me.<br />
Dislikes: Cat flaps, closed doors, screen time.<br />
Words and picture by Cammie Toloui<br />
cammietoloui.com / Insta: @cammie669<br />
Find Diva and her friends at Raystede Centre<br />
for Animal Welfare. raystede.org
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