SAMPLE Joke Book

SAMPLE PRIMARY SCHOOL
Year 6
Teacher: You boy, name me two pronouns.
Student: Who, me?
Teacher: Correct!
Joseph, Age 10, Class 6EH
Why are frogs so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
Leah, Age 10, Class 6EH
If you have 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand and 4 apples and 3 oranges in the other
hand, what do you have? ……….. Big hands!
Sophie, Age 10, Class 6EH
Will you remember me in a day, will you remember me in a week, will you remember
me in a month, will you remember me in a year?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
What....You've forgotten me already?!
Scarlett, Age 10, Class 6EH
Teacher: “Little Johnny, give me a sentence using the word, ‘geometry.”’
Little Johnny: “A little acorn grew and grew until it finally awoke one day and said,
“Gee, I’m a tree.”’
Jorja, Age 10, Class 6EH
What is the cleverest species of dinosaur?
A Theasaurus!
Max, Age 10, Class 6EH
One day in class I put my hand up and said “Miss Harrison, would I be in trouble for
something I haven’t done?”
Miss Harrison said, “Of course not.” Then I said “Good because I haven’t done my
homework.”
Lucy, Age 10, Class 6EH
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watch dog!
Alexander, Age 10, Class 6EH
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