SAMPLE Joke Book
A sample of our fundraising Joke Book for Schools
A sample of our fundraising Joke Book for Schools
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<strong>SAMPLE</strong> PRIMARY SCHOOL<br />
Year 2<br />
What do cats eat for breakfast?<br />
Mice Crispies!<br />
Harry, Age 6, Class 2AB<br />
When Dad came home, he was amazed to see his son<br />
sitting on a horse, writing something.<br />
“What are you doing up there?” he asked.<br />
“Well, the teacher told us to write a story on our favourite animal.” replied the boy.<br />
Jessica, Age 6, Class 2AB<br />
Why was Tyrone's pig called Ink?<br />
Because he kept running out of the pen!<br />
Tyrone, Age 6, Class 2AB<br />
Why did the skeleton not go swimming?<br />
Because it had no body to go with!<br />
Luca, Age 6, Class 2AB<br />
Why don’t I need to go to bed early?<br />
Because I don’t need any beauty sleep.<br />
Beatrice, Age 6, Class 2AB<br />
What did the earwig say to the other earwig?<br />
Earwig go, earwig go, earwig go.<br />
Lola, Age 6, Class 2AB<br />
Knock knock. Who’s there?<br />
Banana. Banana Who?<br />
Knock knock. Who’s there?<br />
Banana. Banana Who?<br />
Knock knock. Who’s there?<br />
Orange. Orange who?<br />
Orange you pleased that I didn’t say banana again!<br />
Violet, Age 6, Class 2AB<br />
What did the policeman say to his stomach?<br />
You’re under a vest!<br />
Emily, Age 6, Class 2AB<br />
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