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The return of Tiger Woods<br />
ERHAPS nothing had<br />
Pbestirred the sporting world<br />
in the last many years than the<br />
dramatic manner Tiger Woods<br />
returned to the top ranks of golf<br />
on Sunday, April 14. That day I<br />
became glued to my set watching<br />
the Masters, hoping for a miracle<br />
to happen.<br />
Though Tiger Woods was among<br />
the bunch competing towards the<br />
close, not many gave him half the<br />
chance to make it at the end. I<br />
wasn’t much hopeful like many<br />
others watching the same match<br />
all over the world. But when at<br />
some critical juncture one of the<br />
leading contenders sent his shot to<br />
a tree which bounced off and<br />
headed to water, the excitement<br />
started building up.<br />
Suddenly it was the name of<br />
Tiger Woods that was ringing all<br />
over. And when he made that final<br />
shot to clinch the title I was really<br />
ecstatic. But the pleasure wasn’t<br />
mine alone. It was shared by many<br />
lovers of golf particularly those<br />
that had followed the career of this<br />
golf icon who had been focussed<br />
in the last few years to getting back,<br />
after a career setback. A setback<br />
that had shut him off from the very<br />
top of the league where truly he<br />
belonged. Winning this<br />
tournament was Tiger Woods' first<br />
By Ugochukwu Ejinkeonye<br />
MONDAY, April 22, was the 81st<br />
birthday of Gani Fawehinmi, the late<br />
brilliant and successful lawyer and one of the<br />
very few credible human rights activists that<br />
ever walked on Nigeria’s soil. As rulers impose<br />
themselves on the people and ride roughshod<br />
on them with utmost impunity, Gani’s brand<br />
of selfless activism is being sorely missed. He<br />
was a true hero.<br />
Sadly, Nigerians of today are very good at<br />
crowning false heroes. Just open any Nigerian<br />
newspaper you can find near you and see how<br />
many people that are recklessly described on<br />
its pages as “credible” politicians, “honest<br />
and selfless” Nigerians, or worse,<br />
the “conscience of the nation”. You would be<br />
shocked to see the number of people who<br />
carelessly allow themselves to be associated<br />
with such superb, ennobling qualities even<br />
when they are fully aware that by their personal<br />
conducts, it might even appear as a generous<br />
compliment to dress them up in the very<br />
opposites of those terms.<br />
Over the years, these words and phrases have<br />
been so callously and horribly subjected to the<br />
worst kinds of abuses in Nigeria with hardly<br />
anyone making any attempt to intervene and<br />
seek their redemption. I won’t in the least,<br />
therefore, be surprised to wake up tomorrow<br />
and hear that decent people in this country<br />
have begun to protest and resist any attempt to<br />
associate them with such grossly debased<br />
terms.<br />
As a people sharing the same country with<br />
an ever-growing tribe of shameless, exceptional<br />
experts on the egregious art of effective and<br />
perpetual devaluation all that ought to inspire<br />
awe and noble feelings, it should not come to<br />
us as a shock any day to be assaulted by the<br />
news that some Nigerians felt grievously<br />
insulted that their dogs were, for instance,<br />
nominated for “National Honours”. Even the<br />
poor dog may bark all day to register its dismay!<br />
But do we need to wait for this to happen before<br />
we quickly rouse ourselves from our longlasting<br />
moral slumber and hurriedly stop this<br />
overly revolting charade of “honouring”<br />
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major win in 11 years. Already this<br />
feat is being touted as the greatest<br />
sporting comeback in history. But<br />
that is arguable, of course.<br />
Nevertheless, I liken the<br />
dramatic manner Tiger Woods<br />
returned to the golfing top to the<br />
moment, in October 1974,<br />
Mohammed Ali the boxing icon<br />
defeated George Foreman, then<br />
the reigning World Heavyweight<br />
Champion, to reclaim the title. The<br />
title was yanked away from him in<br />
1967 when he refused to be drafted<br />
into the US Armed Forces. His<br />
boxing licence was suspended for<br />
many years. And when the licence<br />
was restored, and he returned to<br />
the rings, he was a bit rusty and<br />
had a couple of defeats before he<br />
was set up to fight George<br />
Foreman, in a bout that was fought<br />
in Kinshasa, Zaire.<br />
The fight that was dubbed, "The<br />
Rumble in the Jungle", was said to<br />
be one of the greatest sporting<br />
events of the 20 th Century. It was<br />
watched by a record estimated<br />
television audience of one billion<br />
viewers worldwide, making it the<br />
most-watched live television<br />
broadcast at the time. I must have<br />
been counted as part of that<br />
statistics, because I recall watching<br />
the gruelling match while resident<br />
in Kongo campus, ABU, Zaria<br />
Who is Nigeria’s conscience?<br />
people whose only contribution to their<br />
fatherland may just be their ecstatic<br />
participation in the mindless looting of its<br />
resources and effective supervision of its<br />
wholesale devastation.<br />
Yes, Nigeria’s “National Honours List” has<br />
indeed worked extremely hard to distinguish<br />
itself as a worthless piece of paper always<br />
starring people who ought to be in jail for the<br />
humongous effort they had contributed to the<br />
brutal abortion of this country’s lofty dreams<br />
and aspirations.<br />
And as you look at the haggard and<br />
impoverished nature of a country that<br />
celebrates this long list of “illustrious” and<br />
“honest” sons and daughters who are honoured<br />
for their “selfless” and “invaluable” services<br />
to their fatherland, you cannot help wondering<br />
why it is very difficult, if not impossible, to see<br />
any positive impact their so-called “immense<br />
contributions to the growth and progress” of<br />
their country were able to register on that same<br />
country and its people.<br />
Why is a country that has over the years<br />
accumulated such a very long and<br />
intimidating list of “patriotic achievers” and<br />
“nation builders” still be one of the most<br />
backward in the world despite being also<br />
endowed with rich, abundant natural<br />
resources? How long shall this debilitating selfdeception<br />
continue to plague Nigeria? What<br />
beats me is why some otherwise decent people<br />
still allow their names to be used to add some<br />
pinch of dignity to that totally worthless list<br />
and actually carry themselves to the venue of<br />
that festival of the philistine to be decorated<br />
with those medals of dishonour?<br />
The problem is that when we look around<br />
and there are no genuine heroes to celebrate,<br />
we simply invent some. For instance, today, it<br />
can safely be said that Nigeria as a country no<br />
longer possesses any “conscience”. If we had<br />
any persons who truly qualified to be described<br />
as such, they are long dead and buried or yet to<br />
hug the limelight. But because we are unwilling<br />
accept that very stark reality, we just had to<br />
pounce on anyone we find around and<br />
proclaim him the “Conscience of the<br />
Nation”, whether he merely represents a<br />
where I was a fresher in the School<br />
of Business.<br />
Not many people gave<br />
Mohammed Ali a chance because<br />
Foreman was then at the peak of<br />
his career. A brutal fighter who was<br />
reputed to have lately seen off<br />
equally brutal fighters, Joe Frazier<br />
and Ken Norton, the two who had<br />
previously defeated Mohammed<br />
Ali on his return to boxing<br />
reckoning. Just like in this case of<br />
Tiger Woods, Mohammed Ali went<br />
all the way to give a good account<br />
of himself to defeat George<br />
Foreman by a technical knockout<br />
and reclaim the title of World<br />
Heavyweight Champion.<br />
I must confess that the game of<br />
golf had never meant much to me<br />
before Tiger Woods arrived the<br />
scene in April 1997 to win his first<br />
Tiger Woods made<br />
the game of golf look<br />
less elitist while<br />
expanding its field of<br />
popularity; even those<br />
who did not play it at<br />
the time picked<br />
interest in watching it<br />
on TV<br />
major, the Masters, one of the four<br />
major championships in<br />
professional golf. He was the<br />
youngest, at the age of 21, to win<br />
the tournament but the attraction<br />
for us in this part of the world was<br />
the fact that Tiger Woods was the<br />
first Black to win that important<br />
cup. Two months later, he was also<br />
said to have set the record for the<br />
fastest ascent to the number one<br />
position in the official world golf<br />
Vanguard, THURSDAY, APRIL 25, 2019 <strong>—</strong>17<br />
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ranking. He went on to win the<br />
PGA Championship in 1999, the<br />
US Open in 2000 and the<br />
following year. Winning just<br />
became routine to him, taking all<br />
the major championships and<br />
garnering laurels all the way.<br />
He became to many of us a<br />
symbol worthy of emulation. Tiger<br />
Woods made the game of golf look<br />
less elitist while expanding its field<br />
of popularity. Even those who did<br />
not play it at the time picked<br />
interest in watching it on TV. I did<br />
not pick up the game of golf until<br />
when in 2003 I was posted to the<br />
Nigerian Institute of Policy and<br />
Strategic Studies, NIPSS, Kuru to<br />
act as Secretary/Director of<br />
Admin. The National Institute was<br />
then a haven for golf players. When<br />
I reported to Kuru, the National<br />
Institute was still mourning the<br />
sudden death in 2002 of its muchloved<br />
Director-General, Major-<br />
General Joseph Garba, one-time<br />
Nigeria’s Foreign Minister in the<br />
1970s, and later in the 80s,<br />
Permanent Representative to the<br />
United Nations.<br />
One thing staff and participants<br />
in the Institute remembered the<br />
late DG was his fervent love for<br />
golf. His everyday life revolved<br />
around the office and golf. The<br />
General had even constructed a<br />
one-hole golf course a few steps<br />
from the administrative building<br />
adjacent to the main gate for all to<br />
tee off at will. But Jos itself is<br />
Nigeria’s home of golf, as the<br />
Rayfield Course built in 1913<br />
would probably be the oldest in the<br />
country, older than the one built in<br />
Kaduna in 1921 and Ikoyi in 1938.<br />
Coincidentally General M.C.<br />
Osahor, whom I met in Kuru as<br />
successor to Joseph Garba, is<br />
another golf enthusiast and he<br />
gave orders to the staff to help guide<br />
debasement of that term or not.<br />
It should be quite clear that anyone seeking<br />
to be crowned “Nigeria’s conscience” should<br />
be able to rise above partisan and other<br />
considerations in his interventions in the<br />
country and always stand on the side of the<br />
truth and the oppressed. It is not everyday that<br />
we produce the likes of Gani Fawehinmi or<br />
Chinua Achebe who would always use the same<br />
yardstick to evaluate either an Obasanjo or a<br />
Jonathan, and if they were still alive today,<br />
would use the same for a Buhari.<br />
Not for them the sudden,<br />
unabashed revision of their well-considered<br />
and widely circulated opinion on an any ruler,<br />
not because of some new “evidence” of<br />
redeeming qualities they have suddenly<br />
stumbled upon about him, but merely because<br />
the fellow has now banded together with their<br />
friends to capture political power. Those who<br />
truly qualify to be referred to as a “country’s<br />
conscience” always put their country first -<br />
always place the welfare of the hapless, longsuffering<br />
citizens far above the primitive<br />
interests of their politician friends.<br />
We should just tell ourselves<br />
the plain truth: for now, this<br />
country has no conscience;<br />
indeed, conscientious and<br />
discerning people will know<br />
when one eventually emerges<br />
When President Jonathan, for instance,<br />
sought to decorate Achebe with a “National<br />
Honour”, the legendary writer rejected it by<br />
saying that the situation that made him to<br />
earlier reject the same “honour” awarded to<br />
him by the Obasanjo regime had not changed<br />
under Jonathan; and so, he had to once again<br />
excuse himself from it. That was his way of<br />
telling those rulers that unless they deployed<br />
conscientious efforts to fix Nigeria and make<br />
life more tolerable for the citizenry, they lacked<br />
the qualification to honour him. Achebe would<br />
have told the same thing to the now clearly<br />
groping Buhari regime were he still alive and<br />
me pick up the game. I did, and<br />
played a lot particularly at the<br />
picturesque grounds of Rayfield<br />
and the one-hole course in the<br />
National Institute.<br />
Playing golf in that period<br />
inevitably got one to focus on the<br />
number one golfer of the time,<br />
Tiger Woods. It was exhilarating<br />
watching Tiger winning<br />
tournament after tournament.<br />
However, the winning streak<br />
floundered about 2008 when his<br />
career seemed to have unravelled<br />
and he just went downhill.<br />
He had some extramarital<br />
indiscretions and being the<br />
celebrity he was, the media made<br />
a mountain out of the affairs, left<br />
him with no breathing space, with<br />
lurid stories of his frolics<br />
highlighted here and there. This<br />
must have caused him endless<br />
stress. To worsen matters for Tiger<br />
Woods, he was beset with elbow,<br />
knee and back problems requiring<br />
rounds of surgeries over the next<br />
many years. Obviously all these<br />
had impact on his performance, his<br />
ranking and earnings.<br />
Many even began to worry about<br />
his mental stability when he fired<br />
his long time caddie in 2011. His<br />
performance still continued to<br />
deteriorate until his ranking fell<br />
to an abysmal low. Somehow after<br />
that bad spell his performance<br />
seemed to lift away and he started<br />
to improve. It was a slow journey<br />
for Tiger Woods to come up again.<br />
There was one set back or the<br />
other. At a time due to the surgeries<br />
Tiger missed all the four majors<br />
and hardly played any golf in<br />
2017. But by the end of that year,<br />
his performance at the Hero World<br />
Challenge in Bahamas was<br />
sufficient to give notice to the<br />
golfing world that the tiger is back.<br />
Welcome Tiger.<br />
such an “honour” extended to him?<br />
Of course, Gani would have done the same<br />
thing too. He was not one to brazenly take<br />
sides in a political conflict, offering high-profile<br />
support to one party in the conflict even when<br />
it was public knowledge that he was in some<br />
way benefiting from his association with the<br />
public officers he was lending some support.<br />
He would have hastened to realise that there<br />
was something called “conflict of interests”,<br />
and that you do not unduly stretch the people’s<br />
trust, beyond its malleable limits. Put another<br />
way, you don’t sleep on Delilah’s lap and hope<br />
to wake up in Abraham’s bosom.<br />
Somebody who allows himself to be<br />
described as “Nigeria’s conscience” cannot<br />
afford the luxury of a credibility perennially<br />
stained by his very close association with (if<br />
not public endorsement of) people generally<br />
perceived as strategic, generous contributors<br />
to Nigeria’s current chronic problems, a people<br />
whose mere appearance anywhere<br />
immediately inspires unqualified disgust in<br />
the citizens. Anybody can occasionally throw<br />
front-page-grabbing “bomb shells” (it is not<br />
rocket science), but such pronouncements only<br />
make sense to informed people if the person<br />
who throws them is able to demonstrate that<br />
he is not merely a “situational activist” who<br />
only finds his voice when the target is a “safe”<br />
one. To him, corruption does not lose its<br />
egregious hue when accusing fingers are<br />
pointing at a friend.<br />
The danger now is that a growing number<br />
of people have already begun to look a bit too<br />
closely and have begun to discover that even<br />
the loud “king” whose ill-fitting, borrowed<br />
costume had engaged their unqualified<br />
admiration and awe for a very long time now<br />
is actually unclad like the rest, and that beyond<br />
well-aimed pronouncements, much of what<br />
they had witnessed so far is just an unduly<br />
stretched farce, despite the unending, drab<br />
“oriki” booming from tireless praise singers.<br />
I think we should just tell ourselves the plain<br />
truth: for now, this country has no conscience!<br />
Indeed, conscientious and discerning people<br />
will know when one eventually emerges.<br />
When Gani was here, we all knew and<br />
acknowledged his worth.<br />
•Ejinkeonye, a public affairs analyst , wrote<br />
from Lagos