PT Derby Summer 2019
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Primary Times <strong>Derby</strong>shire<br />
Q: What happens<br />
when a frog’s car<br />
breaks down?<br />
A: He gets toad<br />
away<br />
Q: What is a<br />
cat’s favourite<br />
movie?<br />
A: The sound<br />
of Mew-sic!<br />
Q: What do you get<br />
when you cross<br />
a shark with a<br />
snowman?<br />
A: Frostbite<br />
Q: What do you<br />
call a gorilla<br />
wearing ear-muffs?<br />
A: Anything - he<br />
can’t hear you<br />
Send your<br />
jokes to<br />
Kathy.Wright@<br />
primarytimes.co.uk<br />
www.primarytimes.co.uk/<strong>Derby</strong>shire | SUMMER <strong>2019</strong> 23
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