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That’s really good Jesus. Where did you<br />
get such a great idea?<br />
What kind of<br />
school do you<br />
go to if you’re…<br />
…an ice cream<br />
man?<br />
Sundae school!<br />
…a giant?<br />
High school!<br />
…a surfer?<br />
Boarding school!<br />
…Sir Lancelot?<br />
Knight school!<br />
A general rule of<br />
grammar is that<br />
double negatives are<br />
a no-no.<br />
‘Sir,’ said Milly, ‘Would<br />
you punish me for<br />
something I didn’t do?’<br />
‘Of course not,’ said<br />
the teacher.<br />
‘Good,’ she said,<br />
‘because I didn’t do my<br />
homework’.<br />
‘Why are you<br />
late?’ the teacher<br />
asked Billy.<br />
‘Because of the<br />
sign on the road,’<br />
replied the boy.<br />
‘It said ‘Slow,<br />
school ahead.’<br />
‘What do you get<br />
when you subtract<br />
897 from 1824<br />
and add 176 and<br />
divide the answer<br />
by three?’ asked<br />
the teacher.<br />
‘A headache!’<br />
replied her pupil.<br />
What do<br />
you say to<br />
comfort a<br />
grammar<br />
teacher?<br />
“They’re,<br />
there,<br />
their.”<br />
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